It makes sense why Chris grabbed Yuri’s ass and asked why he wasn’t invited out with them before the Cup of China. He was probably like man we got naked and pole danced together and you won’t even invite me out for hotpot?
Summary: Newt sets his rules straight and claims what’s rightfully his.
A/N: Short, filler imagine. Life’s been throwing a lot at me, hope y’all understand.
“So you’re telling me that she’s the only girl here in the middle of sixty or so boys?” Thomas was baffled. He frowned. “Isn’t that kind of hard for her? Y’know…”
“I guess,” Newt shrugged. “I hope not.”
Thomas gave him a confused look, to which Newt sighed.
“I make it quite clear to the others that if they do anything of the slightest that makes her feel comfortable, I’ll have their heads,” Newt spoke of it like it was the most normal thing ever.
“She seems to be really important to you.” Thomas muttered, eyeing his moonshine.
“She’s my life,” Newt said almost immediately. ”I’d fight off whatever buggin’ touches her if that’s what it bloody takes to keep her alive.”
As if on cue, you take a seat beside Newt, waving shyly at Thomas.
“Hi, Thomas,” you smile at him, wrapping your arms around Newt.
“Hi, Y/N.” he smiled.
“How’s the Glade so far? Has Gally gotten to you yet?” you teased.
“Nah.” he looked down, uncertain of what he should say. “I sure hope he doesn’t.”
You laughed. “Gally may be intimidating, but he’s a teddy bear inside.”
Newt spoke up. “That’s only when he’s around you, love.” and you were reminded of the subtle but constant conflict between Gally and your boyfriend.
“He’ll come around.” you replied, leaning on Newt’s shoulder.
“You tired?” Newt looked at you.
“I know you are,” you smiled, reaching out to stroke his cheek. “You should stop fussing over the Glade too much.”
“I’ll stop when the shanks get their klunk together.” Newt huffed, turning to Thomas. “I’ll take this one to bed before things get crazy.”
You pouted. “Oh, please. Minho hasn’t even started yet!”
“You are not going to watch Minho get drunk, Y/N.” Newt stood up and pulled you up with him.
“I’ll say good night to Minnie, at least.” you pleaded, to which Newt nodded and sat back beside Thomas.
“Minho’s the closest thing Y/N has to a brother,” Newt explained. “He’s good for her. He likes to have fun with her but he also knows when it isn’t bloody safe anymore. He takes care of her when I’m not around.”
Thomas nodded. “I can tell why you all like her so much.”
Newt chuckled. “Well, off I go. If I don’t go to her now, she’ll never leave his side.”
Newt turned his back to Thomas and was about to limp away when Thomas spoke up.
“Take care of her, okay? Don’t break her heart.”
Newt smiled sadly at him “If anything, she could break my heart by simply smiling.”
Y'all I’m telling you Magnus is so extra especially when it comes to Alec like he’ll literally run into the Institute and yell dramatically, “WHERE IS ALEXANDER? WHERE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE?” and Jace and Isabelle are alarmed and worried based on Magnus’ tone and run to him and Magnus takes Jace and Isabelle by the hands and says, “Isabelle and Jace, my good and wonderful friends, wherefore art thou brother? I request his presence immediately.” And Alec suddenly appears and Magnus’ eyes light up and he smiles and pushes past Jace and Isabelle theatrically and plants his feet firmly and calls out, “MY LOVE!” And before Alec can even utter “Hi” Magnus sprints towards him and does one of those slides on the floor until he’s at Alec’s feet, his arms out towards Alec, who is blushing. Magnus seizes Alec’s hands and proclaims, “Alexander, the love of my life, the most perfect man on this Earth, the most beautiful star in the universe, Adonis, my heaven, my angel, my happiness, my existence….” and everyone literally is excitedly expecting Magnus to propose or ask Alec to run away with him or something incredibly romantic after this wonderful and beautiful presentation but Magnus just lets go of Alec’s hands, snaps his fingers, and offers him a coffee cup while still on his knees. “Here is the latte you requested, darling.” And stands up and pecks a shocked, flushed, and laughing Alec on the lips, wrapping an arm around his waist and walking away with him (leaving Isabelle and Jace standing there, gawking) as if he hadn’t just made the most dramatic entrance of all time.
Y’all really gonna satanize Mon-El because he made a mistake wanting to save Kara and then telling her how he feels about her AFTER KARA LITERALLY ASKING HIM WHETHER HE LIKES HER OR NOT. And even after telling her, he accepted she doesn’t like him back so he just left… like what would you expect him to do???
But if it was anyone else doing, it would be alright and iconique for them to try to save Kara and I wouldn’t be seeing one (1) single post about this, right? And don’t even try to tell me it’s not about this, because I just saw some nasty posts literally tryna make him the devil incarnate because of these reasons.
PS: Drink some water to help you flush the extra sodium from your body. Y’all need it.
Happy New Year, my lovelies!! I was trying really hard to have this ready for NYE cause that’s when part of it happens but work and life made that impossible. But here it is!! I really hope you like this! I had all the fluffy feels while writing it, so yeah. :D Let me know your thoughts! <3
Mini Matchmaker Pt 3 (Steve Holiday Mini Series)
Characters: reader x Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, OC Justice, Laura Barton, Sam, Maria Hill, others mentioned. [modern AU]
Summary: A surprising phone call leads to another dinner, plus New Years Eve plans go awry.
Warnings: Fluff! Lil angst. Mention of death and car accident. Illness I guess?
The day after Christmas was a rude awakening, returning to the awful world of retail clothing and the demanding general public. Everyone and their dim-witted cousin had descended upon the mall to return ill-fitting clothes, otherwise unwanted gifts, and basically to annoy you. You didn’t know how many more times you could say, “Without a receipt I can only give store credit and that’s with the tags still attached” because every single time, the customer was baffled and infuriated at your inability to fork over the refund money without proof of purchase. Shocking.
You had spent your (late and shorter than usual) break hiding in the bathroom just so you didn’t have to see another person for 15 minutes. You repeated the mantra of “only a few more days, only a few more days…” to keep you from snapping right then and there.
Thankfully, two days later things had calmed down and you were able to have an actual lunch break. Natasha had joined you halfway through and was currently devouring your basket of fries, but lucky for her you weren’t that hungry. If you never saw another mall food court again, it would be too soon. The combined smells were nauseating. Only a few more days, only a few more days…
The buzzing of your phone on the laminate table brought you out of your stupor, your heart leaping at the name displayed on the screen. Steve. Natasha’s eyes followed the sound and she gripped your arm in almost-painful excitement.
I’m gonna be real honest with you here, it’s been a long time since I’ve worked on the fake bf fic and writing is hard and life is just overwhelming as hell these days, so if y’all wouldn’t mind giving me just a liiiiittle bit of validation that my writing hasn’t turned to complete crap?? that’d be super cool??? please & thank you, here is what I have of ch. 6, it’s not a lot but hopefully there’s gonna be more soon now that I have some kind of flow???? idk man I love you all thank you for being so ridiculously patient
yurio: did you know the reason why people kiss under the mistletoe its because one day the son of a goddess had a nightmare about how he was going to die so her mum looked out for anything on earth or under the earth so he coudn’t get hurt but little they didn’t know, the guy had an enemy. the fucking god from evil, okay? who found something that didn’t grew either on the earth or underneath it but in the middle on the trees, mistletoe. so this guy wrapped the tip of an arrow with it and made another god, a blind one, shot him dead. the son spent three days dead as they tried everything to bring him back to live, until only her mum could and she was so happy she kissed everyone around, claiming that mistletoe should no longer be a symbol of death but of love.
So an anon wanted to know about cuddling pre-death and post-death Kyle Spencers and ohmygod yes cause Kyle is precious and I love him and oh my goodness ya’ll it’s my first NON X Men thing! This bean is moving on up!
Kyle likes being both the little and big spoon
He holds your hand and whispers about what life is gonna be like
“I’m gonna marry you so hard and we’re gonna buy a house and have so many kids and I’m so excited Y/N.”
He blows raspberries on your neck and stomach
His favorite thing is when you fall asleep and he can just hear your breathing
He hums 80s love songs to put you to sleep
He wraps his entire body around you because all he wants to do is protect you forever and ever and ever
He is utterly in love you with
The first time he tells you that is when you’re cuddling and he thinks you’re asleep
“Y/N I’m such a dork and I don’t know how to tell you this so I’m gonna tell you now but I am just completely in love with you.”
“Love you too Kyle.”
He literally makes a squealing sound
He is always the big spoon, although sometimes, when he’s very confused about the world around him, he’ll be the little spoon
Now you listen to his breathing when he sleeps because he’s really truly alive
He grunts in his sleep and it’s honestly the cutest thing ever
He still hums those 80s songs, even if he doesn’t know what they are or why he’s doing it
Sometimes you wake up from a nap and you’re on top of him wrapped in his arms
He loves you but doesn’t know how to say it so he just holds you, hoping you’ll understand
Since spoken language was getting difficult you taught him some sign language
When the two of you are cuddling and holding hands he signs “I love you” into your hand
I need a place to hide Kol Mikaelson x reader oneshot
word count: 1886
authors note: I know this is a little different from what I write, but honestly I am a part of so many fandoms It is hard to keep up, and the Originals is one of them and Kol… god I love him. So I hope you like it if, not I had to write it anyways I needed some Kol fluff in my life after watching the Originals in one day. Enjoy :)
A/N: this is a prequel to “Waffles”. I thought I was done with this story, but I guess I’m not. A lot of cutesy shit because life is hard enough. Also, I keep getting angst requests so I needed some lightness in my life.
Story Time! (Ps… there is a reason as to why my mouth is open)
Me: Hey guys, how are you? …I got no idea for this of…so can y'all just squish the crap out of me?
Jensen: *laughs* Absolutely! Get in here.
I got smashed to hard that boobs became one with Jensen chest. I’m not a skinny girl….. they squeezed the crap out of me ❤ the reason my mouth was open in the shot is because they literally took my break away that I was gasping for air and my face got stuck like that…..also Chris snapped the pic pretty quick. LOL
I’ve never been happier about not being able to breathe in my life.
Please credit me and @chrisschmelke if reposted. Thank you!
WARNINGS: The usual AU/sex/foul language/cheesy romance y’all know the drill at this point…
NOTES: Y’all know my usual excuses: life is cray, I work hard, blah blah blah…However this has been sitting in my drafts for a while nearly finished so I decided to buckle down and write the finishing touches on this today. Please note that I’m complete trash for even writing a coffeeshop AU in the first place like who even does this anymore…TRASH I TELL YOU!!!! I hope that those of you who can stomach my cheesy AF writing will enjoy. Big hugs to y’all xoxo
A/N: This has taken awhile. Honestly, my life is insane right now. I have so many things happening. I haven’t stopped writing, but it has been hard trying to find time to actually post my writings. Thanks to those who are sticking with me right now, I truly appreciate it.