y have] but i won't

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The adventures of Genji & Ganja 🌸

Shitmada druglords’ empire 10/10
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request a gifset - zuho for @bbybaebsae

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Finally. A reason to live again.

  • *j'onn studies Maggie for a long uncomfortable moment*
  • Maggie: can I help you with something? Are you looking for Ale-
  • J'onn: are you a good girl?
  • Maggie: ...what?
  • J'onn: a GOOD GIRL. I don't mean perfect; I mean relatively speaking.
  • Maggie:
  • J'onn: are you?!?
  • Maggie: y-yes
  • J'onn:
  • J'onn: how many sexual partners have you had? I won't judge.
  • Maggie: ...six? No s-seven...
  • Maggie: kinda six, kinda seven.
  • J'onn: criminal record?
  • Maggie: I'm a cop...
  • J'onn:
  • Maggie:
  • J'onn:
  • Maggie: s-speeding ticket.
  • J'onn: how fast?
  • Maggie: 12 miles over
  • J'onn: that's fast!
  • Maggie: well, it wasn't too f--it was. It was way too fast, b-but I was going downhill. I was coasting, sir.
  • J'onn:
  • Maggie:
  • J'onn: dismissed.

sora-lynn  asked:

34 Young McGenji

Not sure how young you mean but at least Genji’s in his meat suit

“If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”

McCree snapped out of his fifth-drink daze and glanced over at his neighbor at the bar. He hadn’t even noticed he sat down, which was a damn shame. The green hair was a noticeable feature but all too quick McCree was stuck on his eyes. Those wings even rivaled the ones Gabe had drawn from time to time.

He wished it wasn’t so damn dark in here all of a sudden.

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The ot3 was kind of majestic in the last chapter ngl 👍

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Me???? Original Content??? W h y??
anyway you can use em and stuff
Really I don’t care I just posted this because I took so long making them

y'all i am sorry from the bottom of my heart but i am so tempted to unfollow some ppl who have 2x15 icons :)))))

JR: I love all my show characters equally!! Lexa, Clarke…
*reads smudged writing on hand* Ramen, Baloney and… Thriller?

*clears throat* *grabs mic*

i do nOT CARE IF DIRKJAKE ENDS UP BEING AN ENDGAME SHIP JUST HAVE THE KNUCKLEHEADS GO TALK AND APOLOGIZE TO EACH OTHE R PLEAS E

also to anyone who may want to fight, dirkjake isn’t abusive please and thank yo u (I am down to explain my reasons if anything but I don’t actually wanna fight haa I don’t think I can handle that :’) )

Me watching the Hobbit trilogy
  • Me before watching An Unexpected Journey: Well at least this will be a bro-y bro type movie and I probably won't have to deal with life ending ships
  • Me after AUJ: Hmm, Thorin and Bilbo were kinda totally gay. I kinda ship it on a BROTP level and I also kinda want to do Kili
  • Me before DoS: I'm sure nothing very gay will happen in this movie :(
  • Me after DoS: HOLY COW I SHIP THORIN AND BILBO AND ALSO I WANNA FUCK KILI REALLY BAD BUT THATS BESIDE THE POINT
  • Me before BotFA: Please let there be a god. Please God, let bilbo and thorin be canon and cute and gay in this movie
  • Me after BotFA: Lol god is dead. I'm dead. Everyone is dead.