Chen: *screaming into mic*
Xuimin: *exposing his abs*
Suho: *smiling through the chaos*
Lay: *just now realized he is, in fact, at a concert*
Baekhyun: *dancing, I think?? (whatever it is, it’s seductive.)*
Chanyeol: *toys! Shiny lights! Fans! (Literal puppy)*
D.O: *(his body is there but his mind ???)*
Kai: *waving to fans with both hands (it’s been five minutes now)*
Sehun: *the members are now his toys (concert? You mean maknae’s playtime)*
Sehun: Being the maknae, people think they can say any secret around me and I won’t hear.
Sehun: Minseok and Jongdae slow dance in the living room when no one’s home. Chanyeol and Baekhyun roleplay as pokemon.
Sehun: Kai and D.O are dating. Suho and Lay refer to each other as Mr. and Mrs. Zhang at restaurants.
Sehun: They all think I know none of this, but I do know, and now, so do you.