xiuchen lol

XIUCHEN BABYSITTING SEHUN

Xiumin: Sehun, why haven’t you touched your veggies?
Chen: Sit up straight, Sehun.
Xiumin: I said no bubble tea.
Chen: Oh, by the way, Vivi can’t sleep in your room.
Sehun: *twitches*
*30 minutes later*
Chen: I can’t believe Sehun’s missing! Where could he be?
Xiumin: I’ll call the police!
Sehun: *Hiding behind the couch on the phone* Suho, they’re crazy!

You’re smiling at ur phone again/you’re always on your phone.. texting someone? ur boyfriennnnd?

My 14 year old sister: Wow, the straightest person in EXO is Xiumin, and he’s not even straight
Me: What do you mean
Sis: Chen
Sis: Luhan

Shit u right lil sis

baekhyun-baking-bacon  asked:

IM SCREAMIN YOU'VE READ PARK CHANYEOL IS STRAIGHT????? THE ACTUAL GREATEST CHATFIC/CRACK OF ALL TIME????????

I’M ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY IN LOVE WITH THAT FIC LIKE…..IT’S A MASTERPIECE….I WANT TO MARRY THE AUTHOR UNLESS THEY’RE NOT INTO THAT THEN I’D LIKE TO PLATONIC MARRY THEM BC KDBXFNKJNSJKBSFJ EVERYHTING ABOUT IT IS SO GOOD WHERE IS THE UPDATE !!!