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So the other day I was asked what i thought the sexiest MV was. I answered with the below MV and though it’s one of THE most famous MV’s in the entire world, a lot of my followers haven’t seen it. This song was literally BANNED for being too sexy. And I was originally slightly embarrassed saying that this was imo the Sexiest Music Video until I rewatched it and realised THEY’RE ALL MOSTLY SHIRTLESS SINGING EXPLICIT LYRICS AND THEN ALL THE FUCKING BONDAGE MY GOD. 

So no. I stand by it. This is from 2008 and it’s still sexy as fuck.

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Capping these because this was Yunho during his finest hour. This was him during his Purple Line era and I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, g-ddamn that is one beautiful man. 

Perky smiles, perfect hair and shining eyes aside, this is also one of many hilarious YunJae moments. I’ll just refresh everyone’s memories:

JAEJOONG: And Yunho, mmm, Yunho is.. too much.

JUNSU: What do you mean? (camera zooms in on a speechless Yunho whose smile is frozen upon his face)

JAEJOONG: I think sometimes he doesn’t consider me as a male..

(JAEJOONG blushes, and the audience goes wild.)

YUNHO: (clearly at a loss at what to say but feels that he must say something anyway) Ah…. er….. ah…..

JUNSU: (jumping up to save the day as he always does) Aha, that was a dangerous remark you made!

YUNHO: (still obviously speechless and flustered, and is now repeating everything Junsu says) That was a dangerous remark you made.

JUNSU: (points at the audience gamely) Don’t go imagining things, now!

YUNHO: (mirrors Junsu)  Don’t go imagining things, now..

Soooo this is a scan from a Taiwanese magazine, and since Mandarin is my first language I’m going to provide a translation of the paragraph below.


TITLE: Don’t be jealous, everyone! 

Recently, the Hallyu wave has become extremely popular in Japan, SO! (TRANSLATOR’S NOTE: lmao don’t know about you but I think Jaejoong wrote this) To prepare for our upcoming April album in Japan, we have been training like it’s the end of the world. We’re not afraid of hard work or being tired, though; we as DBSK just want to give everyone our best voices. 

JAEJOONG: Please continue to support us. DBSK will continue to endure as long as you keep supporting us. (TRANSLATOR’S NOTE: k) 

YOOCHUN: Thank you for being with us for the past year. This year we still require your support. 

YUNHO: For the New Year, I want everyone to do well, and I want DBSK to do well, and I hope that we may grow together, all of us.

JUNSU: Everyone’s already said it all, so I have only this to add: Thank you, everyone! (TRANSLATOR’S NOTE: this is my favourite one)

(poor CHANGMIN’s sentence was cut off and is presumably continued on the next page)

(The first part of this article (also translated by yours truly) can be found here.)