Alright! So yet again it’s time for
another Star Wars Rant Along: TFA EDITION! Like last week, I’m doing this
week’s rant sober because it’s important. It’s the chapter where that line is said. For those of you who
are wondering what I’m doing with this, basically I’m reading through the TFA
novelization chapter by chapter, and making a running/ranting commentary on it.
You can find my full explanation on this thing here. For prior TFA rants, click
on the links below. My state of inebriation is in brackets next to each one, to
give you an example of what to expect.
Alright, lets get the party
started. And it is a party this
week. Basically all the characters make an appearance, and I have a lot to say
CHAPTER XI (In which Kylo Ren has a
Last week: we met up with Leia who apparently
has a thing for droids. Hux and Ren made
a fantastic team. Poe escaped Jakku, Han acted like the wise-cracking,
erstwhile father Rey’s never had (sans dad jokes), and everyone took a one-way
ride to Takodana.
This week: the crew lands on Takodana. Maz
stakes her claim on the Wookiee, and shit is rushed. ADF waxes poetic about
Kylo’s hair, Kylo waxes poetic about his granddaddy. Ashgate makes an appearance. Finn decides to get the fuck out of dodge,
Rey is upset, and someone “blesses” us with a surprise entrance.
King Felipe and Queen Letizia attend an audience with the students participating in the XI edition of the program “Becas Europa” promoted the University Francisco de Vitoria. This program aims to promote talent, reward excellence and support the creation of leadership networks while the 50 participants visit some of the most prestigious universities of Europe such as Oxford, Heidelberg or Alcalá de Henares. Madrid, 15.07.2016.