Xenarthran Fakemon

#???, Slowth | Normal/Grass | Lazy Pokémon
#???, Therrarium | Normal/Grass | Overgrowth Pokémon

I’m slowly getting better at drawing fur!

Slowth live in the coastal jungles of eastern Taiyo, where they find a nice, cool spot in the shade and sleep for days at a time. When they wake up, they often find themselves completely covered in a thick layer of moss and algae. This doesn’t bother the Slowth, who enjoy benefits such as camouflage, and an easy (albeit slightly gross) meal.

Upon evolving into Therrarium, their bigger bodies and slower speed allows many more different species of plants to take hold in their fur. Also making their home in the fur are many species of Bug Pokémon, their presence and commitment to defending their home allowing Therrarium to use the moves Attack Order, Defend Order, and Heal Order.

(((I envy Therrarium right now. I wish I could sleep all week instead of studying for these finals…))) 




Skeleton on display at the Museo Histórico Nacional in Buenos Aires, Argentina. 

When: Pleistocene (2 million to 11,000 years ago)

Where: South America

What: Doedicurus is a glyptodont. The Glyptodontidae were a subclade of armadillos that ranged throughout South America (and North after the land bridge reappeared). Doedicurus was one of the largest glyptodons, coming in at about 12 feet (~3.6 meters) long. Its shell was gigantic, a grown person can crawl inside one of these structures, and there has been some theories that ancient peoples could have used these shells for shelter.  The shell of Doedicurus, like all glyptodonts, was different from that of the living armadillos. The carapaces were thicker and in one solid piece, unlike the several segments present in armadillos that allow them to curl into a ball. Doedicurus had a highly domed shell, that connected to its pelvis posteriorly, but was separated from its shoulder girdle. It has been speculated that glyptodons with this type of shell stored fat in this space above the shoulders, such as a modern camel stores fat in its hump. Doedicurus also had an armored skull cap, which you can see in the fossil image but sadly has been omitted from the reconstruction. 

One of the most distinctive features of Doedicurus is its spiked tail club. In most of these entries when I present something cool that you can imagine being used in intraspecific competition I have to say ‘but it was just for display or protection’. NOT THIS TIME. There is a great amount of evidence for the hypothesis that these spiked tail clubs were used in battles between males. Not all specimens of Doedicurus have a well developed pedestal for the spikes, leading researchers to conclude this was only present in males. It is very unlikely this would have been anymore of a deterrent for predators than the large shell in the first place, and just as unlikely that Doedicurus would have been agile enough to defend itself from a swift carnivorous attacker with this club. Most compelling of all, several Doedicurus specimens have been found with healed wounds in their carapaces that match the predicted impact from a rival’s tail club. 

Doedicurus, like all of the remaining glyptodonts, went extinct about 11-10,000 years ago, at the end of the last major glaciation. 


Bath time for baby sloths


Peltephilus - The Horned Armadillo 

Skull located in the Museo Histórico Nacional, Buenos Aires, Argentina. 

When:Oligocene to Miocene (~29 to 15 million years ago)

Where: South America    

What: Peltephilus is a primitive armadillo. This is the only known armadillo with horns, and one of only two known horned fossorial (digging) mammals. The other is Ceratogaulus, a gopher that lived somewhat contemporaneously in North America. Like Ceratogaulus, the horns of Peltephilus were for defensive purposes, and were not useful in either digging or for battles between individuals. Peltephilus was once proposed to have been a fast running meat eating armadillo, but more recent and in-depth studies have countered these claims and instead demonstrated that this 3 feet (~1 meter) long armadillo was indeed a digging herbivore like most known armadillos.

Peltephilus is the basal most armadillo known. One of its most obvious primitive features is that it has a full compliment of teeth in the front of its mouth that contact one another. All other armadillos have reduced anterior dentition and thus ‘spouts’ at the front of the mouths. These front teeth were the source for the early ideas of carnivory in this species. Even though Peltephilus was primitive in this, and other cranial and skeletal features, it is still highly derived and, well, already armadillo like in many other aspects, most notably its well developed carapace. 


Have a noisy baby sloth


The Screaming Hairy Armadillo (Chaetophractus vellerosus) in action.