• [Trying to find Sam's house without getting caught]
  • Natasha: If only there were a book—a magic book, that listed all the locations in Washington and had their phone numbers next to them.
  • Steve: Yeah...
  • Natasha: And...if that book had pages the color of amber?
  • Steve: I know! I'll look him up in the phone book!
  • Natasha: My god, you're brilliant.

killer instinct - a collection of the best showtunes sung by villains

always a woman - 9 to 5: the musical // the bottom line - newsies // evil woman - xanadu // don’t be the bunny - urinetown // i’d fuck me - silence! // i want the good times back - the little mermaid // forbidden fruit - the apple tree // evil is hot - the toxic avenger // they don’t know - thoroughly modern millie // the hammer - matilda // spread a little sunshine - pippin // aftershocks - next to normal // pretty women - sweeney todd // forever yours - once on this island // killer instinct - bring it on: the musical // suppertime - little shop of horrors // meant to be yours - heathers: the musical // superstar - jesus christ superstar


the neon frights on broadway - a halloween playlist filled with creepy showtunes that’ll give you some terrible thrills

prelude / the ballad of sweeney todd - sweeney todd // why are all the d’ysquiths dying? - a gentleman’s guide to love and murder // evil woman - xanadu // spooky mormon hell dream - the book of mormon // a freak like me needs company - spider-man: turn off the dark // it’s a dangerous game - jekyll and hyde // kiss of the spider woman - kiss of the spider woman // carrie - carrie // when you’re an addams - the addams family // suppertime - little shop of horrors // evil is hot - the toxic avenger // the time warp - the rocky horror picture show // crazytown - 35mm: a musical exhibition // dead girl walking (reprise) - heathers: the musical // why are all these heads off? - lizzie // when lily came - darling // ruination - we foxes // your fault / last midnight - into the woods // no good deed - wicked // the ballad of sara berry - 35mm: a musical exhibition //


Zatanna’s house in San Francisco is legendary for the candy she gives out for Halloween, Snickers full bars, no fun sizes for her, cans of grape soda for the parents… On the other coast Mme Xanadu’s parlor of secrets gives more eclectic treats from lost worlds and other times, Turkish Delights imported from Narnia, Scrumdidilyumptious bars. Her specialty is hypothetical or fictitious candies like Hostess fruit pies filled w pumpkin pie or Reece’s cups filled w/ jelly as well as peanut butter.


no more- showtunes sung by women who are done putting up with bullshit and have zero fucks to give

on monday - 35mm: a musical exhbition // enough - in the heights // over the moon - rent // dogfight - dogfight // bring it on - bring it on: the musical // you want to lose your only friend? - chess // i want the good times back - the little mermaid // fool - xanadu // could i leave you? - follies // the ladies who lunch - company // no more- see what i wanna see // climbing uphill - the last five years // this is not love- lizzie // lovesick - women on the verge of a nervous breakdown // astonishing - little women: the musical //shine like the sun - 9 to 5: the musical // defying gravity - wicked //