heterosexual nuclear family get-together at the Burrow, ft. old friends, their high school sweetheart spouses and 90,000 badly-named offspring.
‘epilogue? what epilogue?’ headcanon:
woke up to a blowjob, then, after work, was forced into some Nice Clothes and taken out for Posh Birthday Dins and played footsie with all night. currently en route to meet Ron and Hermione et al (the usual crowd, plus some unsuspecting Slytherins and newlyweds Dean and Seamus) for birthday drinks at a swanky wizarding club where Harry will get a bit drunk – but not too drunk – before heading home for his PRESENTS, including but not limited to a long, tender, Emmanuelle-esque SHAGGING SESSION. with Draco Malfoy. just in case that wasn’t abundantly clear.