okay let’s be real

let’s be honest with each other

let’s not lie

that scene in High Noon when Harvey says to Mike; “I’m gonna get the can opener”

TRY AND TELL ME that it doesn’t look like he’s suggesting they have sex in the elevator. ignore the context (who tf needs context???) and look at his face. there is lust all over that motherfucker’s face

don’t tell me any different or i’ll fight u


Pairing: Avengers x Bi!Reader.

Warnings: Alcohol basically

Could you write for a Bisexual!Reader maybe she could meet the avengers at a Stark party or waitressing at a bar idk and she could be pretty flirty and nobody really knows who she’s gonna go for or her type until she gives them her number. You can choose who she ends up with. If I’m making any sense at all! thx

A/N: Sorry for taking so freaking long! 

@orangepenguin5 @shelvesandwhelves @john-benderr @muffinz323@justcallmecinammon@sexyvixen7 @that1awkwardfangirl@sammiesamness @shamvictoria11 @buffy-morgendorffer-01

Originally posted by tenazh

You finished zipping up your dress and after giving yourself a good look in the mirror, you checked if every little detail of your attire and make up was on fleek. And they were. You were dressed to kill that night, and as your sister called for you, you were out the door of your bedroom.

“And where do you think you’re going like that?” Jane asked as she folded her arms on her chest “I am not letting you go with the Avengers if you’re barely naked”

“Come on Dr. Foster” you replied, cocking an eyebrow at her, “you have your own boyfriend that’s going there and you’re dressed up all boring?”

“I don’t need to be a show-off to go for my guy”

“Little fun story here” you nodded your head once, “I don’t have a guy, or a girl, so I’m intending to give my number to someone by the end of the night”

“Jesus… just don’t say we’re related ok?” Jane massaged her temples before taking her small bag and waling with you to the car waiting outside.

You had seen the Stark Tower in diverse footage, magazines and even from the outside, but being inside was like being in a whole new planet. You couldn’t hear a thing from the outside world, and the minute you and Jane crossed the doors to the endless room where lots of fancy people were, and somehow, your not-so-fancy sister was also there. Before going away, Jane told you to behave with the drinking and the flirt, and more specifically, she said, ‘don’t do anything I wouldn’t do’, but you already had your first beer in hand. Not like you would fall easily into the tempting jaws of alcohol, but you surely would use some of that fake confidence that it would provide.

And for a woman that was looking for fun, that little confidence was all you needed, and all it took for you to make the first contact with an avenger. It was one of the newest, and one of the enhanced. Thick accent, grey-ish hair, blue eyes that lit up the whole room… No other than Pietro Maximoff. You were leaning your elbows on the bar, when a whoosh moved a few locks of your hair on to your face.

“Why is a fine girl like you, drinking on her own?” Pietro said as he took a seductive sip from his own drink. “I’m Pietro, and you are?”

“(Y/N) Foster. Dr. Foster’s hot sister.” you extended your hand out for him to shake it, and instead, he kissed the back of it. “It’s a pleasure to meet you.”

“The pleasure is mine, but you haven’t answered my question yet… Why are you drinking alone?”

“I can hold my own drinks, Pietro” you smiled and swiftly took his drink and gave it a sip. “Though I like drinking from someone else’s”

But the night was young and you were eager to see what the night would bring for you, and excusing yourself to go out to smoke with the speedster, you found another enhanced. The lovely Wanda Maximoff. It was unfortunate that you had spoken to his brother just a few minutes ago, but you were hoping she would be different. She was a woman after all.

“(Y/N) Foster?” she said. Of course she would know, she could read things with her freaking mind.

“That’s me” you replied politely, “Wanda, right? I talked to your brother a little ago, he seems very nice”

“He’s an idiot, really.”

She gave you her number, and with the excuse of looking for your sister, you left the woman alone with her drink and her gorgeous crimson dress that, for some reason fitted her perfectly. Tight in the right places, and the ridiculously high shoes she was wearing that night were also very fitting.

And so you spent the rest of the night talking to different members of the team. You exchanged a few words with Thor while Jane discussed some science things with Bruce and Tony. As you were talking to the Asgardian, an enormous hand landed on your shoulder, making you turn around that exact same second.

“I don’t think we’ve been introduced.” The man said politely. His mere voice was enough to catch your whole attention and lost track of what Thor was saying to you. “I’m Sam Wilson” he smiled, showing a row of perfect teeth.

“(Y/N) Foster, it’s a pleasure” you smiled back, holding out your hand to shake his. “Thor,” you said, still looking at the tall, dark man in front of you, “you didn’t mention you had such a good looking friend”

“Yes, I’m afraid I might have forgotten Samuel”

“Hurts me to death pal,” Sam joked, “but I’m afraid I’m more interested in this young lady. Do you want to go outside?”

“You’ll be fine without me, big pup?” you asked Thor, knowing that no matter his answer, you’d go with Sam. The Asgardian nodded and it was your cue to leave with Sam.

The balcony was empty, dawn was still a few hours away. It was the darkest hour of the night and unfortunately, you had left your jacket inside. You rubbed your hands together and blew some hot air to them. Sam took notice of it, and in a very gentleman manner, took his own jacket and placed it over your shoulders. It was warm, and it smelled great.

“So, you’re Jane’s sister, right?” you nodded with a soft smile, “scientist too?”

“God, no” you laughed, “I do enjoy hearing her ramble about space and physics but I’m not very… fond of that field to make a living out of it. I’m still finding out what I want to do”

“Does that include men and women?” Sam said, but his tongue spoke faster than his mind, “Sorry, I didn’t mean-”

“Yes, that includes both men and women” you let out a breathy laugh, “it’s ok. It’s not like there’s something wrong about it, right?”


You two spoke of everything and nothing that night, until the morning sun started to show its firsts rays. By the time Jane went to look for you, Sam and you were already holding hands, heading back to the thrashed common room. Glasses and bottles of all kinds were mixed with the food and drinks spilled all over the tiles.

“You’re not drunk, right?” Jane asked, rolling her honey eyes at you.

“Who do you think I am, Jane?” you asked back, faking offense. “So, I guess this is goodbye, Sam”

“I guess so” he smiled lightly and leaned to kiss your cheek as a goodbye. “Take care”

“You too”

You went back to your place with Jane. You changed quickly to your pajamas and took off your make up that had thankfully lasted all night. You checked your phone and saw the various numbers you had gotten that night, and knowing Sam had given you his, you decided to give him a well-deserved second chance.

It was a great conversation, and I’d love to have that coffee at your place that you offered earlier. Sleep tight, birdy. –(Y/N)”


Sansa/Tyrion moments [1/?]


I want to see it in a store! I can give you the addresses. You know what I’m going to do when I see it in the store? Whaaat? You know that section towards the front? The staff recommendations? I’m gonna grab a copy of your book and put it in that section. And then I’m gonna write my own little recommendation on a card and attach it, so that people will see it and buy it.

Backstage she… uh..  invited me to be a part of her, like, group’s circle and stuff and..uh.. during that time she told everybody that the money from the next couple of concerts was gonna be donated..uh… to build schools and give homes… I don’t want to quote her on what she did but the point is that she was giving close to a million dollars to people that were in need and to charity… And I just think that, like, that’s what you should use your platform to do… To be a great person.
—  Todrick Hall talking about Taylor (x)

Bo has some words of wisdom for those looking to make it in Hollywood: don’t even bother. x 

“There’s gonna be little children singing later and they have the light of God in their eyes and they should be happy, but once you have a debit card, give up.”

Ereri Hate

SO! I have been made aware that recently, my ship’s tag has been spammed with a bunch of immature idiots who have nothing better to do with their lives, therefore will go troll on other people and be assholes for the best of it. 

BUT!! I just think they may be feeling a little under the weather. What do you guys think? ;) 

In this case, why don’t we give them a little something to cheer them up eh? HERE WE GO

Some kissing

Some more kissing

Just a liiiiiiiitle more


We can’t forget the cuddles now, can we?

No. No we most certainly cannot. 

How could we?

Aw come on, one more for extra measure.

AND LASTLY, THE MOST IMPORTANT PART. A nice, good, hicky. After all, what’s a relationship without one? :3

Feeling better now? :D


anonymous asked:

i feel like they're gonna go thru with this whole dean x amara thing only to get rid of the deancas queer baiting accusations :(

Oh dear… You see the funny thing is; it’s too late for that, that point is moot. :p 

I agree that they could make it happen to give us another one of their infamous no-homos. But to ‘get rid’ of the queer baiting? That damage has already been done. It’s been seven years in the making, there’s no ‘getting rid of it’. If in the end, there is no delivery on Dean/Cas, it will go down as one of the biggest cases of queer baiting in the history of television, and at this point it’s too late to stop that. Unless there is some resolve, that is. 

One heterosexual romance eleven years in isn’t going to fix that, even if you’re going to use all the same tropes (I saved you, we share a bond, blablabla.) Canon aside, in the end it’s the intentions that matter. People knowing what they’re doing, and knowing how to do it. And they’ve done it for years. 

One heterosexual romance won’t make all of this go away:

( Misha played Cas feeling like a jilted lover, as asked by Jeremy Carver)

Or this, writers leading you on:

Or this, the exact same lines and tropes being used for a heterosexual couple on the exact same show:

Which brings me to this:

Or this because ‘hAHA’, everyone knows:

Or this:

Or this, even the actors exactly knowing what’s going on, even if it’s only ‘implied’:

Not to mention that ‘boner scene’ where Cas was viewed the way a love interest would:

Not to mention all of the other ridiculous unnecessary stares that were in no way platonic:

Besides, as I’ve explained before, the kind of queer baiting that’s going on with Destiel is so subtle but so very much there: [x]

Long story short: you were baited, and the only relief in this case is; you’ve got receipts. 

It’s on netflix, it’s on bluray, it’s on the interweb, it’s in this post. One tiny heterosexual romance is not a “get out of jail free card”, and whatever it’s meant to accomplish according to the writers, erasing ALL OF THIS is not within its power, so if that is the point, they’ve already amazingly failed before it’s even really started. 

f(x) is gonna release the official fandom name soon. f(x) fans will finally have a name like this is so unreal. I just wanna take a sec to thank sm for creating f(x) I mean I still hate you but I guess you’re aight,I wanna thank f(x) for being f(x), my parents for bringing me into this world and giving me a temporary name until f(x) gave me a new one, i wanna thank @god for letting me live long enough to see this moment and blessing the world with f(x)…