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Marvel’s Defenders: A Summary

Luke: Danny no
Danny: DANNY YES

Claire: Colleen no
Colleen: COLLEEN YES

Matt: Elektra no
Elektra: BLACK SKY YES

Misty: Defenders no
Defenders: DEFENDERS YES

Everyone: Matt no
Matt: MATT YES

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I guess what I’m saying here is… You’re both pretty effed up and need some serious psychological help. - Claire Temple

#they went from adorably happy to super sad, they even lost their appetite, poor babies. 

#Claire is just the best. She just drops the bomb and leaves.

  • Jessica Jones: Let me break it down for you, Colleen.
  • *Colleen watches as Jessica preps herself*
  • Jessica (bad Elektra Natchios impersonation): Oh, Matt! I know that I am a member of the Hand, and you're an ally of the Iron Guy-
  • Danny Rand: Iron Fist!
  • Jessica: (breaks character) I know, shut up (resumes being Elektra) and it would be impossible for us to be together, but-
  • Luke Cage (bad Matt Murdock impersonation): But... my Catholic faith sometimes prevent me from seeing the truth. Oh, Elektra...
  • Jessica: Yes, Matt?
  • Luke: Oh, I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!
  • Jessica: And just because I stabbed Stick and kept us trapped underneath the crumbling building that one time doesn't mean that we can't just be friends.
  • Luke: Or possibly more?
  • Jessica: Gasp! No! We mustn't!
  • Luke: Kiss me!
  • Jessica: Bite me!
  • Luke (breaks character): Whoa, wait what? Bite you?
  • Jessica (breaks character): I figured that Elektra and Matt would be into that kind of kinky stuff.
Why Danny Rand is the Best Boy: Defenders Edition

-Takes the love of his life on a six month honeymoon wherein they track down the Hand from country to country and beat them up

-Meditates and uses an old ass ipod from his childhood when he could easily buy a new one

-his winterwear is just more piled on hobo jackets

-shares Married Looks with Colleen often

-when called out on his privilege he goes “oh shit, good idea” and then goes and uses his privilege to find out more info about Midland Circle

-calls Colleen to let her know that he is safe after getting attacked by the Hand

-Gets excited about cheap Chinese food and encourages everyone to eat while they discuss teaming up

-literally told that he is the only thing the Hand wants and tells the others that they need to come up with a plan- gets knocked out by Jessica and tied to a chair and still refers to her as “our Jessica” when comparing her to a dragon

-Ditches Bakuto as soon as he sees Colleen hurt

-uses Luke as a human shield when getting shot at (lol)

-asked that Misty be looked after at the hospital for free because she helped Colleen in her fight against Bakuto and got hurt

-Blames himself for Matt dying in the explosion even though he had nothing to do with it at all

-still the sweetest human being on the planet who needs to be protected at all costs

*at Claire and Luke’s apartment*

Claire, looking at Luke’s wrist: What is that?

Luke: Danny made me a friendship bracelet.

Claire: And you’re still wearing it?

Luke: I’m going to die with this on my wrist. I’m never taking it off.

*meanwhile at Colleen’s dojo*

Colleen: Are you wearing a night shirt to bed?

Danny: Its Luke’s shirt and its very comfortable. So what if its a little big on me?

  • Claire: A guy from work is going out of town this weekend to know if we could take care of his child.
  • Colleen: Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, that's a big responsibility. What do we know about children?
  • Danny: I'm leaving. Backpack?
  • Colleen: [hands Danny his backpack] I swear you'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on. [to Claire] I don't know the first thing about taking care of a child. [to Danny] Where is your jacket? It's very cold outside.
  • Danny: Forgot.
  • Colleen: Here, take mine. [to Claire] Kids are a lot of work.