Paperhat Dinner Date Headcanons
-BH picks some super sketchy garage restaurant. Flug picks local pizza places.
-If there are booths, the are gETTING ONE
-BH eats the salt shaker, glass and all. Maybe burp up the metal top. “It doesn’t digest well, Flug. Don’t look at me like that.”
-BH looks Flug dead in the eyes as he eats/drinks. It’s honestly unnerving.
-Flug brings like fourty straws for his drinks. When he eats, he hides behind a menu or something.
-“Do you guys want dessert?”
“YES FLUG WE WOULD LIKE DESSERT. GIVE US ALL THE DESSERT.”
-Black Hat eats the bill. “Hey, they brought it out, therefore it’s part of dinner! God Flug, and YOU’RE the scientist!”
-who am i kidding they just make out the whole time