x ray ted

“Hey, Ted, some graffiti thing would like to X-ray you.”

Ted the Animator: “…I’m sorry, what?

Carl the Animator: “See?”

Ted the Animator: “Oh! Oh. That’s… very specific of it.”

Carl the Animator: “Yyyyup.”

Ted the Animator: “It’s even phrased as a command. They’re really serious about me getting X-rayed.”

Carl the Animator: “Wonder why some random graffiti-izer felt the need to tell the world that.”

Ted the Animator: “It looks like it’s a part of some Halloween amusement-park-thingy going up, but that raises more questions than it answers.”

Carl the Animator: “…wait, so they paid someone to graffitiify their own stuff? That’s, like, reverse defacement of public property!”

Ted the Animator: “Also, I’m not sure how the ‘x-rated’ pun applies to something that’s only meant to be spooky, but I–…”

Carl the Animator: “…?”

Ted the Animator: “…I… wait, is that rollercoaster in the background legitimately called ‘The Hurler?’

Carl the Animator: “…oh. Welp.”

Ted the Animator: “Well, that’s not exactly promising.”

Carl the Animator: “I’m just hoping it’s not next to the food court.”

(seen at Carowinds today, after a shoot out in Charlotte)