x men: origins

  • Deadpool, sitting cross-legged in the fridge in the middle of the night: Gray morality can be an effective storytelling technique, but it should not be considered a necessity in order to tell a good story, because when handled wrong it carries the implication that atrocities are justifiable as long as they're committed in the interest of fulfilling an ostensibly noble goal, and it is so often handled wrong.
  • Wolverine, staring in horror while holding a carton of orange juice: Who are you and how did you get in my house.

Rhodey: Tony, there is a half-naked super-soldier in the kitchen.
Tony: Which half?

  • Jean: If you bite it and you die it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die it's venomous.
  • Nightcrawler: What if it bites me and it dies?
  • Jean: That means you're poisonous.
  • Kitty: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Storm: That's voodoo.
  • Bobby: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Jean: That's correlation, not causation.
  • Quicksilver: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
  • Gambit: That's kinky.