x italy

  • my ship: *isn't canon*
  • me: oh they just haven't realized their love yet it's okay
  • ship: *get together with other people*
  • me: they'll get it eventually
  • ship: *get married to different people*
  • me: haha they're so dumb they sTILL don't realize
  • ship: *literally don't know each other* *hate each other* *don't like the gender of the other*
  • me: it's all fine they are in love anyway
  • America: 9:01! Germany is officially late for the first time ever. All right let's do this, who's got theories?
  • Japan: Uh... his alarm didn't go off.
  • America: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Russia: Ooh, he was taken in his sleep.
  • America: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Russia, but way more plausible than Japan's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Italy: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Romano: Hmm, maybe he fell into another dimension where he’s interesting?
  • [Britain sees the group huddled around the door.]
  • Britain: It's 9:00 AM, why hasn’t the world meeting started?
  • America: Germany is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Britain: I'd like to play. I'd say he’s... in line at the bank. This is fun.
  • America: It is fun. But you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
  • [Germany runs into the room.]
  • America: There he is! Germany! Where have you been? We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself?
  • Germany: I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
  • Britain: Germany, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.
  • Germany: …There was a problem at the bank.
  • Britain: *claps his hands together* HOT DAMN!
Imagine your OTP #4
  • <p> <b>Person A:</b> I'll never fall in love. I'm emotionless and heartless.<p/><b>Heart of person A:</b> But...<p/><b>Person A:</b> No, shut up.<p/><b>Heart of person A:</b> Okay.<p/><b>Person B:</b> Hi<p/><b>Heart of person A:</b> ♥‿♥<p/><b>Person A:</b> No! Don't you dare!<p/><b>Heart of person A:</b> You know you want it<p/><b>Person A:</b> Fuck<p/><b>Person A:</b> I hate you, heart<p/><b>Person B:</b> (o‿o)???<p/></p>
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Sign of the Times - The X Factor Italy

  • Countries: WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY!!
  • England and America: *kiss*
  • Spain and Romano: *kiss*
  • Italy and Germany: *kiss*
  • Finland and Sweden: *kiss*
  • China and Russia: *kiss*
  • Japan: not the type of history we usually do, but no one's complaining. *proceeds to take pictures while ice-skating*
  • Italy: I think he'll be fine. You know, it's, it's Germany. He's of the level head.
  • Romano: Well, those are the ones you have to watch out for the most. Responsible types.
  • Italy: Right, he might go crazy and start alphabetizing everything.
My Hetalia Ships Part 1

Here are all my ships of Hetalia so far

Please reblog if you post any of these ships. I’ll follow you

America x Japan

Originally posted by scars-of-fate

England x France

Originally posted by kuuqi

Sweden x Finland

Originally posted by bestshipoftheday

Italy x Germany

Originally posted by italyxgermany-hetalia-blog

Prussia x Canada

Originally posted by fandomzzz56

Originally posted by kunikidaz

Russia x Lithuania

Originally posted by kageyaamatobio

Switzerland x Austria

Originally posted by a-swiss-panda

Belarus x Lichtenstein

Originally posted by social-inertia-blog

:( Couldn’t find a gif of Lichtenstein

Italy x Holy Roman Empire

Originally posted by catebau05

Spain x Romano

Originally posted by milky-dreamer

Norway x Denmark

Originally posted by nimarefri