x italy

  • my ship: *isn't canon*
  • me: oh they just haven't realized their love yet it's okay
  • ship: *get together with other people*
  • me: they'll get it eventually
  • ship: *get married to different people*
  • me: haha they're so dumb they sTILL don't realize
  • ship: *literally don't know each other* *hate each other* *don't like the gender of the other*
  • me: it's all fine they are in love anyway
  • America: 9:01! Germany is officially late for the first time ever. All right let's do this, who's got theories?
  • Japan: Uh... his alarm didn't go off.
  • America: All three alarms? All with battery back up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?
  • Russia: Ooh, he was taken in his sleep.
  • America: That's what I'm talking about. Super dark, Russia, but way more plausible than Japan's idiotic alarm clock theory.
  • Italy: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.
  • Romano: Hmm, maybe he fell into another dimension where he’s interesting?
  • [Britain sees the group huddled around the door.]
  • Britain: It's 9:00 AM, why hasn’t the world meeting started?
  • America: Germany is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.
  • Britain: I'd like to play. I'd say he’s... in line at the bank. This is fun.
  • America: It is fun. But you're all wrong. He clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.
  • [Germany runs into the room.]
  • America: There he is! Germany! Where have you been? We've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself?
  • Germany: I'm just 70 seconds late. It's not a big deal, don't worry about it.
  • Britain: Germany, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.
  • Germany: …There was a problem at the bank.
  • Britain: *claps his hands together* HOT DAMN!
Something we need to talk about: APH ITALY MASTURBATES A LOT

  • HE HAS MASTURBATED ENOUGH TO HAVE IT OUTLAWED.
  • HE EXPECTED GERMANY TO WHIP OFF HIS PANTS RIGHT THEN AND THERE.
  • GERMANY IS MORE CONCERNED ABOUT IT BEING IN PUBLIC THAN WITH ITALY
  • ITALY CALLS HIS DICK A GOOD LUCK CHARM
  • HE TOLD GERMANY TO TOUCH HIS WIENER
  • GERMANY THOUGHT ITALY WAS ASKING FOR A HAND-JOB
  • LOOK AT ITALY’S BLUSHY LIL FACE THO
  • I’M SURE HE’D LOVE THAT
  • GERMANY WANTED TO AVOID SHOWING WEAKNESS IN FRONT OF ITALY
  • BUT NOW HE KNOWS THAT ITALY IS A FILTHY SIN CHILD
  • Countries: WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY!!
  • England and America: *kiss*
  • Spain and Romano: *kiss*
  • Italy and Germany: *kiss*
  • Finland and Sweden: *kiss*
  • China and Russia: *kiss*
  • Japan: not the type of history we usually do, but no one's complaining. *proceeds to take pictures while ice-skating*
East of Eli concert in Rome with Chyler Leigh

Let’s start this recap by saying we only found out they were coming to Italy like two days before the concert itself. As Johann Frank too said on his twitter, this has been their most last minute show ever. It was amazing though, they’re all so talented and down to earth. I had such a good time and Nathan is so funny. When they took over the stage, East of Eli’s music managed to enthrall me completely. Obviously, seeing Chyler in person up so close (I was in the second row) was heart-stopping. I don’t know how it’s possible but that woman is even prettier in real life, damn! Nathan and Chyler made us laugh various times during the concert, so dorky and cute. I have a couple of videos I can share if anyone wants me to, either of them trying to speak Italian or of the live performances (Chyler’s voice ♥♥)

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  • Italy: I think he'll be fine. You know, it's, it's Germany. He's of the level head.
  • Romano: Well, those are the ones you have to watch out for the most. Responsible types.
  • Italy: Right, he might go crazy and start alphabetizing everything.
My Hetalia Ships Part 1

Here are all my ships of Hetalia so far

Please reblog if you post any of these ships. I’ll follow you

America x Japan

Originally posted by scars-of-fate

England x France

Originally posted by kuuqi

Sweden x Finland

Originally posted by bestshipoftheday

Italy x Germany

Originally posted by italyxgermany-hetalia-blog

Prussia x Canada

Originally posted by fandomzzz56

Originally posted by kunikidaz

Russia x Lithuania

Originally posted by kageyaamatobio

Switzerland x Austria

Originally posted by a-swiss-panda

Belarus x Lichtenstein

Originally posted by social-inertia-blog

:( Couldn’t find a gif of Lichtenstein

Italy x Holy Roman Empire

Originally posted by catebau05

Spain x Romano

Originally posted by milky-dreamer

Norway x Denmark

Originally posted by nimarefri