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New Disney Channel Series “Andi Mack”

Grandma is mad. Her grown daughter, Bex, who got pregnant as a teenager, just blazed back into town and let a big secret slip. Grandma had raised 13-year-old Andi to believe that Bex was her older sister. Well, the truth is a tad more complicated.

Meanwhile, Andi’s school life is only a little less fraught. A boy is coming to terms with his sexuality. And Andi has her own budding love life to consider.

Andi Mack premieres on friday April 7th but the first 2 episodes are out via Disney’s digital platforms now. (x)

Andi Mack: Guilty Pleasures...
  • Andi: Stalking Jonah Beck.
  • Bex: Listening to 2000's boy bands.
  • Celia: Sneeking a grape from the grocery store produce aisle.
  • Ham: Leftovers... once Celia is asleep...
  • Bowie: Stealing hotel pillows (don't we all?).
  • Buffy: Chocolate Ice Cream with Cheese Whiz.
  • Cyrus: Singing along to musicals into the mirror... and stalking Jonah Beck in between songs.
  • Jonah: Wondering who is watching his videos on repeat.
  • Amber: (...idontthinksheseverfeltguiltyaboutanything...)
Andi Mack: Favorite Sandwiches
  • Andi: Ham and Provolone on Wheat
  • Bex: Tuna Melt
  • Celia: Turkey on Rye
  • Ham: Ham and Swiss on Whole Wheat
  • Bowie: Hamburger with Swiss
  • Buffy: Roast Beef
  • Cyrus: Grilled Cheese
  • Jonah: Sloppy Joe
  • Amber: Chicken and Feta on Sourdough
Just watched the new Andi Mack episode, and here are my thoughts:

- Bex trying really hard was perfect okay I love seeing her really improve as a mother over the course of every single episode… and she just wants to make Celia proud and they actually had a little bit of a bonding moment which was greatly needed!

- I still want to punch Amber

- Poor Jonah though… I feel bad because he’s being used and I can tell he knows Andi is right but he just doesn’t want to believe that anyone could possibly hurt him like that

- Buffy x Marty tho

- When Cyrus and Buffy try to help Andi get sick lmao and then Bex is just like “we’ll just take a mental health day.” But no, this was actually extremely important… sometimes staying at home for a day because of some emotional issues can help you be better off than forcing yourself to go to school and be miserable. Mental health days are great, and even though Celia doesn’t seem to quite understand it, I’m at least glad that Bex does

- We only got to see about a minute or less of Bowie and I already love him omg… He is so chill though even after just finding this out like what?? Also, I laughed so hard when he came in all like “I got your email” and then Bex said “all I did was sent him ‘hey’” like I wonder if Ham actually sent an email telling Bowie to come over or something… either that or for some reason he just felt the need to after simply just receiving an email from Bex… which could make sense why he’d be concerned, given that they hadn’t spoken in so long

- I really liked this episode just because I feel like it helped me to connect to a lot of the characters on an even more emotional level and I like how it just took its time on focusing on the character’s reactions to things rather than the actual plots. It wasn’t much of a shocking episode, but it managed to make me feel rather emotional, with how emotional things got for the characters and all.

Why MTG Is Better Than Sex

10. You don’t have to cuddle after a game of Magic.

9. A game of Magic can last for hours.

8. You can Clone a Shivan Dragon but try that with your partner.

7. Protective card sleeves are easier to put on than condoms.

6. Good sex can cost you $1000, but a Black Lotus will only cost you $250.

5. You can Control Magic a Shivan Dragon, try THAT with your partner.

4. A game of magic ALWAYS ends simultaneously.

3. Your opponent won’t ask you if you’ll still respect them in the morning.

2. You can always find someone to play Magic with you.

1. An eight second game of Magic is good!

From: jgreely@synopsys.com (J Greely)

- Magic requires no foreplay; you can just grab a partner and start playing.

- you can switch opponents as often as you like, and no one will mind.

- brutally beating your partner is okay.

- Protection really works.

- Magic comes with a rulebook.

- parents don’t go crazy when they catch their children playing Magic with the neighbor’s kid.

- you can play Magic while eating a sandwich.

- any number of people can play in a game of Magic, and everyone gets a turn.

- if your deck just isn’t working, you can blame it on the shuffle.

- Tom Wylie is easier to understand than Doctor Ruth.

- when you pay for Magic, you’re guaranteed of a good time.

- you can always get your partner to play Magic with you in public.

- you can shuffle your deck as much as you want.

- your partner can shuffle your deck, too.

- when you buy Magic, you know it’s fresh from the factory.

- when you get tired of a deck, you can make a better one.

- your neighbors won’t mind if you watch them play Magic.

- it’s okay to play Magic with your sister.

- you don’t *need* a battery-powered shuffler, but it’s easier than using your hands.

- you don’t have to tell your current partner about everyone you’ve ever played with.

- if you quit playing Magic and sell all of your cards, you can probably afford sex.