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dear anon who just put a paragraph of explicit sonic/ronald mcdonald slash fic in my inbox. i know i basically brought this on myself but it still made my eyeballs fall out of my head. thank you. also fuck you for making me read the words “pallid clown flesh”

anonymous asked:

when designing chudley what the actual fuck was your thought process??

honestly??? i dont really remember, i just needed a good punchline to this post and it was like 3am. i do remember the dog body was extremely spur of the moment like i knew he was gonna have that specific head but i didnt know what his body was going to look like until it was just kind of.. there

man so the group I dm sort of crashed and burned because I kept getting flustered and anxious. that said, I’m gonna start dming again eventually, and I’ve been inching along on a plot.

I wanted a means of re-using characters from sessions that ended/burned out/never started proper– mostly because it’s my fault that a lot of my friends characters went unused or underused– so the plot revolves around a guild of dimension-hopping heroes who recruit new members from across the multiverse. Teams in this guild consist of 3 (although maybe more if I expand my group) heroes, each representing the Coalition of Retribution Enactment, or the “CORE’s” core tenants. Those being revenge, prevention and recovery. In their own universe, they hunt down monsters and save people from tragedies as their heroic deeds in other universes have cursed their own to be proportionately unlucky. When they defeat a monster/villain, they drop “hero coins” which depict heroes of the multiverse, minted onto coins. These coins will have pictures of various PC’s from literally ANY other session. These coins can be tossed into the fountain (a huge whirlpool below the base of the CORE) at a rate of 3x to use it as a means of teleporting to a new dimension. There, they complete missions for inflated rewards, and are unable to return home until the task is finished. Only then will a portal back to their own world open.

The goals of the group is to uphold the tenants, intervene in tragedies because the innocents of the multiverse deserve better, and to get those coins. Collecting coins and depositing them into your team’s funds raises your rank on the leaderboards– This unlocks new items, better lodging, and secret spells!

The current leaderboard high score belongs to the “God Dang Gang”– who’s name i definitely am borrowing– Ft Maura, the half elf bard, Allay, the tiefling rogue/cleric, and Grott, the dragonborn ranger. They’re fuckin’ good at their jobs.

Now, there are some sinister things brewing in this universe. A greedy god has his eyes on the hero coins, whose magical properties have yet to be fully understood. A benevolent god grows annoyed that mortals are using his powers to skip across the multiverse on a whim. A powerful goddess’ followers believe that the actions of the CORE are disrupting fate.

anywho

fieldofclover replied to your post “fieldofclover replied to your post “I LIVE.  I have escaped the land…”

what colour were they? we have lots of different types!

They were white with mohawk feathers! Like if Mokona was cosplaying a particularly punk-rock chicken. 

And then times a hundred.