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Why is everybody leaving Seth? :(

There’s rumors floating around that Roman and The New Day might be heading over to team blue…

DON’T LEAVE YOUR CAPTAIN AND YOUR FUCKBOI YO.

Dean:

Dean:You know what do you call a lost wolf?
Random person on his way:
Dean: a where-wolf!
Baron [hiding from Dean]:*Tries to stop a hysterical laugh *
Random person on his way:it’s not even fun-
Baron:*fails*
Dean:


Baron: Fuck
Baron:

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOWHksN55J0)

Man, WWE don’t let him do nothing! So we aren’t going to see the white shoes again? Whatever! 

The fans loved those shoes. They weren’t a distraction. The match he had with Braun was tight, but we’re allowed to notice other things, WWE. 

Where can I start a petition to make WWE let Roman wear his white shoes? 

anonymous asked:

Number 94 Shane McMahon??

#94- “You’re an idiot. I married an idiot.” (Shane McMahon)

From the first drabble list

Originally posted by totaldivasepisodes

       “What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Babe? Babe?” Shane called, giggling behind me. “Come on sweetheart answer the question.”

       I tried my best not to laugh as we steered down an aisle in our nearby grocery store a few hours before our families were due over for dinner. I was a nervous wreck but Shane was in the most relaxed state ever.

      “A kiwi?”

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