“Our story begins not long ago… There was a young girl, savvy to the seas and head of a band of pirates. Her name was Tetra. She was pretty, brash, and brave. Tetra and her handsome pirates set out to explore the vast and unfamiliar seas. One day on a stop at an island, Tetra met a young boy dressed in green. […]“
There was a badass young woman savvy to the seas and head of a band of pirates. Her name was Tetra. She was pretty, cool and brave. Tetra and her totally radical pirates set out to explore the vast and unfamiliar seas.
One day on a stop at a boring old island, Tetra met a young boy with an awesome fashion sense. After a series of strange events, the two began traveling together…
They found old ruins, and light enveloped Tetra.
At once she was whitewashed transformed into a beautiful princess. Her lineage traced back to an ancient, ruined kingdom. She was Princess Zelda of the Kingdom of Hyrule.
Just then, a huge, uncool king appeared! He carried Princess Zelda away… The evil king sought the awesomeness passed down to
Hyrulian princesses. He schemed to take the swag and use it himself. The boy chased after him, determined to save the princess…
The boy crossed seas and climbed mountains. The journey was intense. He slayed evil monsters and used their power to become a true hero. After long and hard adventuring, he defeated the king. And radical Princess Zelda was rescued at last.
Later, the two set out with the brave pirate crew in search of new lands… Yes, they set sail together! An awesome pirate ending!
“Do you understand what you’re asking? We’re pirates! You know… PIRATES! The terror of the seas! What do we get out of bringing some helpless kid along with us? I’ll tell you what we get… a headache. I know how you must feel, with your sister having been kidnapped and all… But the doesn’t have anything to do with us, now does it?”