I’d like to believe that the reason that the Amazons have the most EXTRA fighting style in existence is because they’re a warrior people with no war to fight so instead of just doing basic training like normal people, Antiope is like, “And now I’m going to teach you how to BACKFLIP off of a MOVING HORSE,” because they have to fill their time somehow. 

Wonder Woman was a great movie for equal opportunity eye candy.

Straight guys and gay girls can enjoy gal gadot in armor.

Gay guys and straight girls can enjoy a mostly naked Chris pine

Bi/pan people get to enjoy both

And if you’re ace like me, well. She threw a tank with her bare hands, and that’s as good as it gets

yeah no wonder woman was fukin incredible lemme tell ya why
  • w o m e n    f i g h t i n g   
  • like with godly strength 
  • doing slow-motion flips and stabbing and shit
  • it doesn’t try to focus on another thirteen fukin DCU characters okay it’s diana prince’s story
  • tiny diana!!!!!!!!
  • chris pine is rad and has a really great arc
  • gal gadot being better than all men combined
  • steve tryin to explain people things
  • basically just every man being shooketh by wonder woman
  • it’s directed by a woman and women aren’t sexualized!!!!
  • a+ soundtrack very good very epic
  • do you want to see animated oil paintings
  • remus lupin gets real angry
  • pretty damn seamless cgi
  • beautiful visual effects and costumes 
  • asks really serious questions about humanity and race and gender and ethics
  • “diana stay put” how about i do not
  • also gal gadot was five months pregnant during reshoots (which included stunts) and that’s the most badass thing ever
  • just enough campiness but not too much
  • f i  g  h  t  s
  • diana being done with guns
  • diana being done with the prejudice of man in general
  • basically gal gadot’s entire being 
  • it’s a movie that encourages women and portrays them as fierce and independent while also allowing them to show vulnerability and look wonder woman finally got it right and it made me emotional please go see it
Themyscira, sex and love

Let’s talk about Themyscira and just how different  their society would be when it comes to sex and love

First of all as we saw there is no taboo on nudity. The naked body is not considered a big thing. Things like scars and skills in battle are quite considered a far sexier thing then nudity could ever be

Second it’s very likely that due to their immortality and isolation from the rest of the world long term romantic relationships live side with with polyamourous ones as well as casual sex

Which brings me to Diana….the only child on the entire island. Literally every single Amazon on the island would have known her since she was a tiny baby,.

Her fighting skills would be decades if not centuries behind the other Amazons, her skin would be flawless and barely have any scars on it and her muscles while adequate were nothing to really write home about. By the standards of Amazonian society she would probably be the least sexually attractive Amazon on the island. So imagine teenage Diana with her hormones raging, reading all night about the pleasure of the flesh and trying cringe worthy attempts to flirt with the other Amazonian warriors. And nothing works so frustrated she puts all her energy into her training until one day years later…she beats Antiope in a training match. The very same night she gets asked out by three Amazonians and suddenly Diana is finally the new hot thing in town and she is loving it

TL;DR: To the outside world Diana is the most attractive woman in the universe in Themyscira she was an awkward skinny nerd who couldn’t get laid for decades

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“I am Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen. Rightful heir to the Iron Throne, Queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros, the Rhoynar, and the First Men. I am the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, and Breaker of Chains. The Khaleesi, Daenerys Targaryen.”

“I am Diana of Themyscira, daughter of Hippolyta, and your wrath upon this world is over.“ 

"I am Moana of Motunui. You will board my boat and restore the heart to Te Fiti.”