Explaining some of my favourite books badly
Raven Cycle: A bunch of teenagers repeatedly accidentally stumble upon bizarre magic in rural Virginia.
The Hexslinger Series: A Pinkerton agent meets gay cowboy wizards and it’s all downhill from there.
Watership Down: Bunnies are waaaayyyy more complicated than you think.
Jane Eyre: Strong independent woman routinely gets fucked over by rich people, broody men, and life.
Wuthering Heights: Everyone is horrible.
Frankenstein: What part of this was a good idea?!
Dracula: Vampires are sexy.
Captive Prince: Royal gay smut.
Carry On: Canon drarry fanfiction.
Warm Bodies: Zombie Romeo and Juliet with a surprising amount of philosophy.
The Iliad: Gods play god.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Children kill gods.
The Odyssey: JUST LET THE MAN GO HOME DAMMIT!