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anonymous asked:

Wut you doing up so late ?

If only someday, I can understand how some people think that time is always the same in the whole world

yare yare

answering asks

i also went back and tagged all my ask posts so u can read thru old asks here! http://smokeplanet.tumblr.com/tagged/asks

aaand i think i might start answering some more in-depth questions on their own now? like the ones i feel are a lil more important?? not sure. we’ll seee

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anonymous asked:

/lesbianslovelouis(.)tumblr(.)com/post/164095657042/you-do-realize-simon-is-his-boss-if-you-went-to. "He didn't even say drunk". Does Amy ever tell the truth?

http://lesbianslovelouis.tumblr.com/post/164095657042/you-do-realize-simon-is-his-boss-if-you-went-to

http://sarcastic-louis.tumblr.com/post/164093009843/bbcr1-imagine-being-flown-out-to-la-just-to-be

WATCH THE CLIP EVERYONE!!! HE LITERALLY SAYS HE GOT REALLY, REALLY DRUNK.

First date with Taehyung
  • First things first, Taehyung wouldn’t be shy about asking you out
  • He met you when you were in a café, with papers spread out all around the table and a laptop that you were typing on furiously 
  • You caught his eye because everyone else inside was chatting quietly or calmly finishing up their work or simply watching life go by
  • And then there’s you
  • Your hair is a mess and you’re frantic because you need to finish this paper by tonight but you can’t find enough information on the subject and holy crap, you’re not going to be able to finish this assignment and you’re going to fail

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cosmia hellsing
1500 followers gift pt. 3/3

a tired hermit who’d much prefer avoiding humanity and pursuing academia over all else. thankfully, they’ve got all the time in the world to read as many books as they can get their hands on!

you can also find them on the gallery by searching my origin id: woodscales

  • *Colleague A chatting with colleague B*
  • A: Huh I wonder why people in Snk can transform into titans?
  • B: Yah that male protagonist can become a titan and idk why
  • A: It seems his doctor father likes to injecting him stuff?
  • B: *shrugs*
  • A: Hey Falcon
  • Me: *SCREECHES INTERNALLY*
  • Me: Wut?
  • A: Do you watch Attack on Titan?
  • Me: Yes?
  • A: Do you know what's it about? I mean season 1 I've just forgotten the plots
  • Me: Uh well there's a group of people living inside the Walls and titan outsides the Walls and the male protagonist can transform into titan to fight titans...uh, and then they went outside the Walls to capture Female Titan, but then they realized there were titans within the Walls too uh.
  • A and B: WHOA
  • Me: *go back to work*
  • Me, still working: (internal hypersonic screeching intensifies) YA KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE ELDIANS WHO ARE THE CHILDREN OF YMIR THE ONLY RACE CAN TRANSFORM INTO TITANS AND THEY LIVING INSIDE THE WALLS ON AN ISLAND CALLED PARADIS BECAUSE KING FRITZ TOOK THEM THERE AFTER THE WAR WITH A COUNTRY CALLED MARLEY AND THE MARLEYANS HATE THE ELDIANS BECAUSE THEIR ANCESTORS HAD DONE SOMETHING REALLY BAD AND BTW EREN CAN TRANSFORM INTO A TITAM BECAUSE GRISHA LET HIMSELF DEVOURED BY HIS SON SO EREN HAS TWO TITAN POWER THE ATTACK TITAN FROM KRUGER AND PROGENITOR TITAN FROM FRITZ ROYAL FAMILY AND THERE ARE ONLY NINE TITAN POWERS ON EARTH NOW THE MARLEY WANT EREN'S POWER TO COMMAND TITANS THE ELDIANS ARE GOING TO BE DOOMED DOOMED THE SKY IS FALLING THE TRAGEDY OF ELDIANS IS COMING EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

THE DEVIL’S TRILL / 20 pieces of classical music for halloween

01. Swan Lake Suite, Op. 20: Scene - Tchaikovsky
02. Organ Fugue in G Minor - J. S. Bach
03. Concerto in D Minor “L'Estro Armonico #11” i. Allegro - Vivaldi
04. Pictures at an Exhibition: Catacombs, Roman Sepulchre - Mussorgsky
05. Violin Sonata in G Minor “Devil’s Trill” - Tartini
06. Sonata No. 12 in A-Flat Major, Op. 26 iii. Funeral March for a Dead Hero - Beethoven
07. Impromptu #4 in C Sharp Minor, Op. 66 - Chopin
08. Quartet No. 3 v. Moderato - Shostakovich
09. Subito - Lutoslawski
10. Danse Macabre - Saint-Saens
11. Sonate pour alto seul, Chaconne chromatique - Ligeti
12. Scottish Fantasy for Violin & Orchestra, i. Einleitung - Bruch
13. El Amor Brujo: Ritual Fire Dance - de Falla
14. Sonata in G Minor for Cello & Piano, Op. 19 ii. Allegro Scherzando - Rachmaninoff
15. Otello: Preludio - Verdi
16. La Muerte del Angel (tango) - Piazzolla
17. Concert Suite in G Minor for Violin & Orchestra, Op. 28 v. Tarantella: Presto - Taneyev
18. The Firebird Suite: Infernal Dance - Stravinsky
19. Le Mandarin merveilleux, Op. 19 - Bartok
20. Symphonie Fantastique, Op. 14 v. Dreams of a Witches’ Sabbath - Berlioz

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anonymous asked:

How do you think TFP Megatron, Soundwave and Shockwave would react to the human heartbeat? Like, they just discovered it and ??? wut? why do you pulsate?

I’ll admit the Megatron one had me stumped for awhile.  XD  But I love the concept of Cybertronians being fascinated with humans (whether it’s in a positive way or not.)

Megatron:  He would most likely be in a similar situation to the cave-in when Jack confronted him. You find him wounded, unable to move, but his sheer size and aura of menace makes an involuntary shiver of fear run down your spine.  He watches you suspiciously, his heat sensors mapping out the warmth of your frame. That’s when he notices it.  The quick, rhythmic pulses emanating from your body.  It takes him a moment to remember how organic heartbeats work, but once he does, he let out a terrifying shark-like grin.  You’re afraid of him, and he knows it.  You try your best to steel your expression and steady your breathing, but there’s nothing you can do for the raging palpitations in your chest cavity. His grin stretches even wider.  “Well then, y/n,” he sneers.  “What are you waiting for…?”

Soundwave:  It’s a rare afternoon of peace and quiet around the Nemesis.  No Autobots, no wayward experiments, no demented AIs, just you and the resident spy master enjoying a quiet day in.  You sit on his shoulder while he types away at the enormous monitor in front of him.  His processor seems solely focused at the task at hand, though occasionally one of the snaking tendrils will coil around to offer you an affectionate head scratch – his way of letting you know you haven’t been forgotten.  With a sigh you lean into the sensitive protoform plating at his neck, allowing yourself to relax.  He goes still after a moment, his long, slender fingers halting at the key panel. You look at him in confusion as he turns to face you with a blank visor, worried that you might have hurt him somehow by accident.  But after a moment something flashes across the screen, a small, fluctuating line, the kind seen on hospital monitors.  It takes you a moment to realize that he’s displaying your own vital signs for you. He must have noticed your heartbeat when you lent against him.  You chuckle at him fondly as the image of a heart blinks over the reflective surface. “Love you too, Sounders.”

Shockwave:  He’s had his optic on you ever since he came on board the ship, though not in the way you originally thought.  When he asked you if he could run some simple tests on you to monitor your vitals you were hesitant, but decided that him merely tracking your heartbeat couldn’t hurt. Oh, how wrong you had been.  You dangle a few inches in midair, suspended by a network of sensor wires taped to your body, your toes barely touching his laboratory table.  You’re not in pain per say, but the feeling of being strung up by your arms is anything but pleasant.  Above you on the monitor, you can see the steady peaks and valleys of your lifeline as your heart continues to pound away in your chest.  You groan somewhat wearily and turn your attention to the mech beside you typing away at a datapad, no doubt cataloging his latest findings.  “Shockwave, it’s been three hours,” you groan with exasperation, feeling your arms go numb from their uncomfortable position.  “Can we please stop now?”  “In a minute, y/n,” he says turning his attention back on you.  “I’m quite curious to see what happens when we try turning you upside down.”

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@jaidenhawson @fayrelynn-trinity @thelesyeword

Well here is the surprise! Sorry if I made you have a better expectative but I was really proud of what I’ve done ^^ this is the fisrt time I draw this “realistic” and lineless! i didn’t knew I could do this and I’m so happy :D

hope you like it girls (and lesye don’t be shy and tell me if I should change the color of the eyelashes or eyebrows because I’m not sure if it ended well because it’s a pale color or wut)

Also what do you think? should I do manaa comissions? would be anyone interested??

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Lingerie shopping with Toma! (#/。\#)~♥”

“What a shock… Man, aren’t you feeling self-conscious? If we weren’t living together, I’d pick anything you’d want—but underwear will stay in your head, whether you want it to or not.”

sick terran

Yondu and a date heading to his room
Date: somethings in your bed
Yondu: Yea you and me
date: No really
Yondu lifts up the covers to see Quill: Wut are you doing in my bed?”

Quill:” I dont feel good”
Yondu: “ why are you in my bed then?”
Quill: i always climbed in bed with mom when i didnt feel good

Date: you never sayed you had a kid
Yondu: she looks nothing like me! and you im not your mom so get out
date: im leaving

Yondu: *groans* your a real cock block *touches her forehead and feels she has a fever* “ fine one night got it! i dont want this being a habit


10 years later

quill taking up a majority of yondus bed leaving him a small space

Yondu: dammit