wut you doing

First date with Taehyung
  • First things first, Taehyung wouldn’t be shy about asking you out
  • He met you when you were in a café, with papers spread out all around the table and a laptop that you were typing on furiously 
  • You caught his eye because everyone else inside was chatting quietly or calmly finishing up their work or simply watching life go by
  • And then there’s you
  • Your hair is a mess and you’re frantic because you need to finish this paper by tonight but you can’t find enough information on the subject and holy crap, you’re not going to be able to finish this assignment and you’re going to fail

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  • *Colleague A chatting with colleague B*
  • A: Huh I wonder why people in Snk can transform into titans?
  • B: Yah that male protagonist can become a titan and idk why
  • A: It seems his doctor father likes to injecting him stuff?
  • B: *shrugs*
  • A: Hey Falcon
  • Me: *SCREECHES INTERNALLY*
  • Me: Wut?
  • A: Do you watch Attack on Titan?
  • Me: Yes?
  • A: Do you know what's it about? I mean season 1 I've just forgotten the plots
  • Me: Uh well there's a group of people living inside the Walls and titan outsides the Walls and the male protagonist can transform into titan to fight titans...uh, and then they went outside the Walls to capture Female Titan, but then they realized there were titans within the Walls too uh.
  • A and B: WHOA
  • Me: *go back to work*
  • Me, still working: (internal hypersonic screeching intensifies) YA KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE ELDIANS WHO ARE THE CHILDREN OF YMIR THE ONLY RACE CAN TRANSFORM INTO TITANS AND THEY LIVING INSIDE THE WALLS ON AN ISLAND CALLED PARADIS BECAUSE KING FRITZ TOOK THEM THERE AFTER THE WAR WITH A COUNTRY CALLED MARLEY AND THE MARLEYANS HATE THE ELDIANS BECAUSE THEIR ANCESTORS HAD DONE SOMETHING REALLY BAD AND BTW EREN CAN TRANSFORM INTO A TITAM BECAUSE GRISHA LET HIMSELF DEVOURED BY HIS SON SO EREN HAS TWO TITAN POWER THE ATTACK TITAN FROM KRUGER AND PROGENITOR TITAN FROM FRITZ ROYAL FAMILY AND THERE ARE ONLY NINE TITAN POWERS ON EARTH NOW THE MARLEY WANT EREN'S POWER TO COMMAND TITANS THE ELDIANS ARE GOING TO BE DOOMED DOOMED THE SKY IS FALLING THE TRAGEDY OF ELDIANS IS COMING EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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cosmia hellsing
1500 followers gift pt. 3/3

a tired hermit who’d much prefer avoiding humanity and pursuing academia over all else. thankfully, they’ve got all the time in the world to read as many books as they can get their hands on!

you can also find them on the gallery by searching my origin id: woodscales

anonymous asked:

or how about... girls want whoever it is that they're attracted to, if anyone at all, and it's no one's place to judge or push a certain sexuality on someone under any circumstances?

…okay anon…i’m not pushing anything on anyone or judging anyone for their sexuality…i was referring to a certain “sect” (per se) of girls…chill…i understand if your situation doesn’t apply to that single text post…but with all due respect…there’s nothing wrong with a bit of wlw representation…yeah

honestly i agree with your sentiment anon (girls can want whoever, if at all), but you’re coming off as a bit butthurt (for want of a better word), in re that text post. i mean i’m not totally sure but i myself may not even like girls in that way (again, not sure), but it’s not like i published a dissertation on why being bi/lesbian is superior to anything? geez it was literally a post encouraging wlw for those into that 

(referring to this post that got like 12 notes srsly it’s not doing anyone harm i’ll delete it if you rly want me to but)

Someone take my tablet away from me.

There was a post floating around, idk where it went, that had The Rock as Marik and I died, so I did this. Big Samoan spandex wearing wrestler Dwayne as tiny little Egyptian midriff showing card playing Marik.. I am totally all for it.

anonymous asked:

Wut.... you're doing Ficlets??? Is that offer still up? Then.... idol Keith having a crush on actor Shiro??? Actor Shiro finding out?

The offer is definitely still up~ Sorry it took so long, I have time management issues *cue awkward laugh*… Ayeeee~ Thanks for the prompt! Idol!Keith and Actor!Fanboy!Shiro has wormed their way into my heart and this was so much fun to write! I’m not quite sure if this was what you wanted but I tried to fit it into what I planned for the AU. I hope you still enjoy tho~ Its short so I included a bit of art in it.

Shiro cannot believe what he was seeing. 

Keith Kogane, the best idol there ever was, just watched his movie!

His movie.

Shiro is an avid follower of Keith’s social media accounts… secretly of course. No could really know about his secret obsession. At least that’s what his manager, Slav, says. So with another account, Shiro was able to bear witness to Keith’s brand new update. 

Lo and behold, he just finished watching Shiro’s latest movie, The Black Paladin.

“Shiro? Are you alright? You look a bit flushed.”

Startled, Shiro turned to his co-star and close friend, Allura. The actress looked at him with a mix of worry and confusion.

“Do you have a fever?”

Feeling increasingly embarrassed and flushed, Shiro covered his face with a hand. “I-I’m fine, I just–”

“Hmm?” Allura looked over his shoulder and took a glance at Shiro’s mobile, even as he tried to hide it. Reading the post, realization filled her expression. “Oh my! I see why you looked so flushed now, Shiro!” she grinned as the man turned impossibly red at her words.

“A-Allura, don’t–”

“Who would have thought?” the actress laughed. “It looks like your crush is reciprocated even just a little bit,” Allura teased, a never ending smirk plastered across her lips.

Shiro spluttered, not knowing what to do with himself. If he was honest to himself, he’s still a little bit shocked to get the indirect compliment from his favorite idol.

Very good looking, huh?” Allura snickered.

Shiro groaned and buried his face in his hands. 

Well, not before he hit the heart button, of course.

Do you have a prompt for a Sheith/Klance/Kallura drabble or ficlet?