wut r u doing

Hamilton Characters as ‘My Immortal Quotes’

Alexander: “OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don’t kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.”

Lafayette: “Every1 in the room stated to cry happly- I had saved them.”

Mulligan: “STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!”

Laurens: “I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)”

Burr: "If thou doth not kill him, then I shall kill him anyways!”

Eliza: “He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.”

Angelica:  "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!“

Madison: “”.” he said.”

Jefferson: He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care.”

Washington: “You dunderheads!1111111111” screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went.”

Peggy: (AN: if u don’t know who she is gat da hell out of here!)

Phillip: “They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it”

Maria: “Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily.

King George lll: “I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face.”

sigmastolen  asked:

re: how teens and adults text, I would be super interested for you to explain your theory!

ok SO. a lot of this comes from various stuff i’ve seen on the linguistics of tumblr, but at the heart of it is that people in my generation (at least in the us; idk abt other countries’ timelines on this front) went thru (or are still going thru) our Formative Social Years in an environment where we’d regularly interact with even our closest friends on text-only platforms (whether texting or gchat or fb messages or w/e), and b/c so much linguistic/social information is actually conveyed by facial expression and tone of voice, we’ve collectively made up all of these textual ways of conveying that in a concise, efficient way

so like, sometimes on this blog i’ll talk about “straight people”, and sometimes i’ll talk about “str8 ppl”, and even tho i would pronounce those the same, the first is much more neutral — it would probably happen in the context like “i’m not sure how i feel about straight people writing stories that center around experiences of homophobia” — than the second, which which is much more frustrated/venting — it would be more likely to crop up in the context of “all i want is to live quietly in my little queer utopia but no str8 ppl have to come along and heteronomativity UGH #over it #whatever #NOT RLLY OVER IT”. or even with more subtle things like end punctuation: “i’m not going” basically just means i’m not currently planning to go to the thing; “i’m not going.” carries much more of a connotation of “i have seriously considered going and have Reasons for staying at home” (and note that capital — “i have Reasons for staying at home” feels different than “i have reasons for staying at home”). (and this isn’t even getting into things like shitposting or advanced memeology, but there are specific textual markers that go with things like that, some of which would be pronounced if you read them aloud, but many of which wouldn’t be)

but, crucially, for these kinds of things to carry meaning, they have to be used consistently: if i use “str8 ppl” and “straight people” interchangeably in all contexts (as i do for something like “the supreme court” vs “scotus”), then there’s no way to develop a distinction in meaning between the two — the only way to do that is to consistently use the different orthographies in different contexts. (to take another example: if something is “great”, then it’s solidly good. if something is “gr8”, it’s more in the land of “i can’t quite believe this is as earnest/tacky/tasteless as it is but i’m weirdly into it anyway?” (sometimes with a side helping of “do i just enjoy this ironically or do i genuinely enjoy it there is no way of knowing please send help”))

the upshot of this is that to be fluent in tumblr (or texting, or fb messenger, or w/e) means to actually be paying a lot of attention to subtle points of grammar and spelling, to know when to use “did u kno” or “ur” or even pull out an old-fashioned tip of the hat to “e733T haxxor 5killz”. most of these are very subtle distinctions, the kind of things you feel intuitively rather than write out explicitly, and so it’s very hard to convey them concisely and accurately to someone who’s not already immersed in the linguistic environment

and let’s be real, people in my parents’ generation aren’t. i mean, sure, many of them have facebook accounts, but these kinds of platforms weren’t around when they were in their “really getting to grips with social interaction” years, and their most important social interactions usually don’t take place exclusively online. for me, all of my closest friends are people i’ve only interacted with online for more than a year now (with a few brief face-to-face visits when various travel arrangements have allowed), so tumblr, facebook, and gchat are absolutely critical to my social life and interpersonal interactions; for my parents, their closest friends are people they see in person at work every day, so social media is a light overlay to their social lives, not the thrumming core

as such, my parents don’t grok these distinctions. to them “what are you doing?” means the same thing as “lol wut r u doing”; “gr8” is just like “great” (and “gr9” takes some parsing … ); dogespeak doesn’t have the same distinctive valence that it does to us. since they don’t know about these distinctions, they don’t feel the need to maintain more “proper” spelling/grammar when texting with a friend — different people have different set points for this, obvs, but in general i feel like “standard (setting aside all the class and racial implications in that term …) spelling and grammar” (with lighter-than-standard punctuation and capitalization) translates to “relatively neutral/pleasant conversational voice”, and then deliberate misspellings, abbreviations, letter substitutions, and grammar deviations are markers used to indicate shifts in mood — i have a vague sense that bitterness tends to collapse down and preserve grammar but weird spelling (“lyk w/e im happy 4 u but pls, i kno u lied 2 get that”) whereas enthusiasm tends to preserve spelling but weird grammar (“what i can’t even no how do air AMAZE”). since people in my parents’ generation don’t realize that doing so unintentionally changes the way their words come across, they feel free to text “poorly” (ie with lots of errors/substitutions, generally mixing various text-flagged vocal tones in ways that are often incoherent) in order to do so more quickly (b/c lbr typing everything out can be a pain (esp on a non-smartphone), and since parents don’t do it as much, they’re not necessarily as fast as our spry young fingers on a familiar interface)

so yeah, that’s what i suspect is going on

tl;dr: parents don’t use orthography to mark vocal tone in the way youngfolk do, and thus feel free to condense their texts and otherwise use textspeak. youngfolk are using orthography to mark for tone, and thus text more “correctly” to preserve their social intentions

  • You: People are using abbreviations rather than spelling everything correctly, which will lead to society's downfall!
  • Me, an intellectual: Language is always changing, English spelling wasn't standardized until like the mid-1700s, and some languages don't *have* a standard writing system but they're not any worse than the ones that do so wut r u evn talkin bout?

anonymous asked:

Hi I have a request if you don't mind how about RFA+V+Seraen react to MC singing to Hamilton songs?

did i or did i not read the entire wikipage on the Hamilton musical AND listen to the Hamilton Sound Track on Youtube while writing this request?

YOU BET UR SWEET ASS I DID

NOW GET READY FOR SOME FUN


Yoosung:

  • MC: “Sir, I heard your name at Princeton
    I was seeking an accelerated course of study
    When I got sort out of sorts with a buddy of yours
    I may have punched him
    It’s a blur, sir
    He handles the financials—”
  • he’s just staring at first BUT THEN HIS EYES START TO TWINKLE
  • “MC U WATCHED THE MUSICAL??”
  • he’s gonna start singing along~~
  • “… Graduate in two, then join the revolution
    He looked at me like I was stupid
    I’m not stupid
    So how’d you do it?
    How’d you graduate so fast?”
  • did i choose a song with graduation because yoosung’s in uni? idk u tell me

Zen:

  • MC: “You say the price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay
    You cry in your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
    Why so sad?
    Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
    Now you’re making me mad
    Remember despite our estrangement, I’m your man”
  • so when he first heard her sing he was like ??? MC???
  • AND THEN HE WAS LIKE
  • WHOA SHE WATCHED ANOTHER MUSICAL… that I wasn’t in? 
  • ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚
  • but then he remembers THAT HIS MANAGER GOT HIM A NEW ROLE IN SOME NEW MUSICAL CALLED HAMILTON?
  • he has yet to see the script but HE;S EXCITED NOW!!1
  • “MC COME WATCH MY VERSION OF THE PLAY WHEN IT’S OUT”

Jaehee:

  • MC: “We are outgunned                           
    Outmanned                                        
    Outnumbered
    Outplanned                                      
    We gotta make an all out stand
    Ayo, I’m gonna need a
    right-hand man.”
  • SHE ENTERS THE ROOM LIKE THOSE ANIME CHARACTERS LIKE SLIDING INTO THE SCENE 
  • with an evil sneer
  • “MC WHAT IS THIS I HEAR?”
  • she s c r e a m i n g at the top of her lungs like omfg MUCH EXCITE I LOVE THIS MUSCIAL

Jumin:

  • MC: “ I remember that night, I just might regret that night for the rest of my days.
    I remember those soldier boys tripping over themselves to win our praise.
    I remember that dreamlike candlelight like a dream that you can’t quite place,
    but Alexander, I’ll never forget the first time I saw your face.”
  • he slightly lowers his newspaper and does that comical glance up
  • *is surprised MC is singing*
  • *also low key doesn’t know where the song is from*
  • “MC can you dance and sing at the same time?”
  • MC: “OF COURSE”

707:

  • OH MY GOD????
  • KARAOKE PARTY TIME HELLO HI
  • YES MC I DID DOWNLOAD THE ENTIRE SOUNDTRACK NOW LET’S SING IT FOR THE ENTIRE NIGHT LONG
  • does he or does he not wear a dress i don’t know u choose
  • but he’s having a great time and won’t let MC go to sleep
  • “Ooh, there’s nothing like summer in the city
    Someone in a rush next to someone lookin’ pretty
    Excuse me, miss, I know it’s not funny
    But your perfume smells like your daddy’s got money
    Why you slummin’ in the city in your fancy heels?
    You searchin’ for an urchin who can give you ideals?”

Saeran:

  • MC: “Dear Theodosia what to say to you
    You have my eyes
    You have your mother’s name
    When you came into the world you cried and it broke my heart”
  • he’s just staring
  • MC: “I’m dedicating everyday to you
    Domestic life was never quite my style
    When you smile, you knock me out I fall apart and I thought I was so smart”
  • … still staring
  • *2 songs later*
  • “MC, will you sing the first song again?”
  • she turns around and is like kinda stunned at first cuz she kinda forgot that he was in the house listening to her sing but then 

V:

  • MC: “I hadn’t slept in a week
    I was weak, I was awake
    You never seen a bastard orphan
    More in need of a break
    Longing for Angelica
    Missing my wife…”
  • hE’S LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT
  • he just listens, jamming his head to her voice
  • also starts taking videos of MC doing the song
  • “AHHH JIHYUN WUT R U DOIN”
  • “I’m going to upload this to the messenger”
  • “DON’T U DARE”

ok idk y but im kinda obessed with adding .gifs to my HCs lmao

tell me if u don’t like them

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(why am i like this)

~Cherry L.


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lovedusttt  asked:

omg can you do some winner imagines, like the boyfriend ones you with all the winner members?? AND MAYBE at some point could you do F(X) if you do girl groups!! <3 thanks so much you're writing makes me wanna cry like happy tears

Hey, beautiful!
Thank you for your amazing compliments about my blog, hope you continue to always read!
And yes, I’d be more than willing to do some Winner imagines. I’ll save the girl group ones for later;)

boyfriend!mino

- literally the fluffiest unicorn in the world

- would wake you up by kissing you on everywhere on ur face, completely disregarding the fact that he has morning breath and just kisses u like nothing’s wrong

- ur using the shower and he wiggles his clothes off and ur like wut r u doing and hes just casual like im trying to shower tf does it look like

- then he tries to get all snazzy when ur putting on body wash like NO SONG MINO UR LIKE FIVE GO AWAY

- raps about EVERYTHING in the household

- sees a ladle sitting on the counter, raps about its lonliness and the hardships its gone through

- sees an insect on the windowsill, raps about new life and the insect’s discoveries

- DOES THE SHUFFLE WHEN HES PUTTING ON HIS PANTS

- he’s really weird im sorry

- cuddles all the time, 24/7, everyday, every night, tou le jours, ALL THE TIME

- will never let you out of his grip when ur sleeping, even if you try to fidget, he’ll tighten his grip and ur like bruh chill im just trying to get the hair out of my face

- dishes ur sarcasm right back at u

- like when he cusses, you go, “damn do u kiss ur mama with that mouth?”

- “no, but i do other things with that mouth,” and looks at you with the biggest smug expression and a smirk and u end up just smacking him with whatever you’re holding in ur hand at the moment

- starts topics about the randomest things on earth

- “hey, y/n, do u think the world is round or flat?”

- “…. well there’s been scientific evidence that–”

- “yeah i knOW BUT”

- and then attempts to defy science and u just shake ur head

- makeout seshes with him would be woAH

- ((i mean cmon didn’t u see his mv teaser dayum))

- he’s really experienced but can sometimes rush into it too much cause this boy is just too damn eager

- grip on ur waist might be a little too tight, tongue might rush in a little too quickly, but its all for the effect that he hopes you won’t ever slip away and to memorize every one of ur little blueprints

- the one to come up behind u when ur naked in the front of the mirror and hug u, kissing a trail from ur ear to ur shoulder, telling you that ur body is all his and that you shouldn’t ever worry about being insecure

- he loves u with all his heart u know that right

- he’s the cheesiest and most disgusting lover out there, but the best one of his kind :)

- says stuff like “i love u to the moon and back” or “ur my only lady”

- whispers stuff like “you’re fucking beautiful” during sex

- but then when ur done he cracks a joke like “wow, dick, ur welcome” and again, u smack him

- tries cooking sometimes but it just never rlly works

- calls the members over at the randomest times

- like u walk out of the shower in literally just a towel and u come out to find five boys yelling and screaming and wrestling each other in the living room like wow too much testosterone

- gets jealous easily

- u could be sitting and talking with taehyun and he’d find a way to trip and fall right in between u two like hi :-) what :-) are :-) you :-) doing :-)

- also the biggest crybaby

- its movie night and you end up popping a really sad movie but even at the smallest things like five minutes into the movie, you already see him sniffling and instead of making fun of him u just pout and hug him cause HOW CAN U RESIST

- leans on u for support more than anything

- during stressful times like WIN or SMTM, he always comes to you for help bc things can just get too much and it could feel like the weight of the world is on his shoulders from the pressure, the criticism, and the standards

- sometimes, words aren’t even needed, as weird as that may seem with mino

- at times, he could just open the door and you’d be standing there, and he’d drop all his things to run to you, scoop you up, and breathe in ur scent until he could no longer breathe

- u are his strength and he is ur strength and together, u guys have a love that is so strong, and he wouldn’t ever fail to remind u of that :)

Larry at night #3
  • Harry: hey sugar bun, what's ya numbah
  • Louis: wut r u doing?
  • Harry: damn er- u have nice er- noses
  • Louis: noses?
  • Harry: u um- like bread, sweetiepie?
  • Louis: r u trying to hit on me again?
  • Harry: *whisper seductively* I like juice cleanse, do you?
  • Louis: I'm veri uncomfortable harold
  • Harry: *takes off shirt* oops I dropped me shirt
  • Louis; dude u took that off
  • Harry: uh oh there goes my shoes
  • Louis: u egg we're married, can u not