wut da fuk

Hamilton Characters as ‘My Immortal Quotes’

Alexander: “OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don’t kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.”

Lafayette: “Every1 in the room stated to cry happly- I had saved them.”

Mulligan: “STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!”

Laurens: “I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)”

Burr: "If thou doth not kill him, then I shall kill him anyways!”

Eliza: “He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.”

Angelica:  "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!“

Madison: “”.” he said.”

Jefferson: He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care.”

Washington: “You dunderheads!1111111111” screamed Dumbledore wisely as we went.”

Peggy: (AN: if u don’t know who she is gat da hell out of here!)

Phillip: “They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it”

Maria: “Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily.

King George lll: “I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face.”

Da luv of Den nd Fil pt.4

Den nd Fil wuz boiifrininds

dey luvd echoder mor den fuud

1 dey Den gut med et Fil

Fil leift en tiers

Den wuz sed

Den thot Fil no luvd hem no mor

Den dednt eet

Den dednt slep

Den…….wuz sed

1 dey Den pessd owt

Becuz hii wuz su sed

Fil cem hum nd saw Den

“NNUUU” Fil crid

Fil het Den 2 wak hem uip

“wut da fuk Den” Fil crid

“Fil..em sury…Fil” Den sed

“Whey Den…?” Fil ascked

“cuz u dnt luv meh aniemure” Den sed pessin ut agein

“i du luv u” Fil sed huldin Dens budy

“i…luv…u…2…….Fil bby” Den sed hes finel wurds

“i wil luv u 4evr…nu 5evr…nu….6EVR” Fil sed crien

Den deid

Fil creid en Dens erms till Fil deid

Dey livd hepily evr aftr en Hell

~~~Da ind~~~

part 3