wushu master

Send me any of the following EXO questions :D ;

2. Kim Jongin or Kai?
3. MAMA or History?
4. Wolf or Growl?
5. Dancing line or Dansheen line? 
6. Whose voice in the Vocal line do you like the most? 
7. EXO K or EXO M
8. Leader Suho or Leader Krease?
9. Sassy Baek or Diva Chen?
10. Bulge or Booty?

Fuck, Marry, or Kill 

11. Kai, Sehun, Tao 
12. Kris, Chanyeol, Baekhyun, 
13. Luhan, Xiumin, Suho
14. Chen, Kyungsoo, Baekhyun
15. Lay, Tao, Suho
16. Kai, Chen, Kyungsoo
17. Sehun, Baekhyun, Tao 
18 Kris, Tao, Chanyeol
19. Chanyeol, Baekhyun, Chen
20. Give me three names


21. What’s your favorite song off the XOXO Album?
22. Your favorite song off the Christmas album?
23. Favorite song off MAMA album?
24. Your favorite EXO song? 
25. Favorite hair color on {insert member’s name} 
26. Favorite EXO SHOWTIME episode? 

Other random questions

27. Is chicken your style? 
28. Lay’s EXO SHOWTIME theme song or EXO SHOWTIME theme song ft. RAPBYUN?
29. The galaxy or under the sea? 
30. Would you rather be EXO’s stylist Noona or EXO’s makeup noona? 
31. Would you rather be a Wushu master or a Barista?
32. Who moved up on your EXO bias list from debut to now? 
33. Which member of EXO would you wish was your brother? 
34. 5 reasons why you love EXO 
35. 5 things you wished EXO’s stylist didn’t make them wear
36. Who makes you want to punch them in face cause you just can't 
37. Who gives you feels, but you wish they didnt?
38. 10 Million dollars or a chance to be with EXO for 24 hours?
39. Your thoughts on Krease’s english.
40. Your bias list for EXO

One of my favourite on screen weapons: the rope dart.

I’ve always been enamored with how martial artist use the rope dart. The flick off the foot, around the back, the twist around the neck etc. It always looks so dope. Even Jackie pulls out some solid rope dart work (or rope and horse shoe) in “Shanghai Noon”.
This scene is from the Wushu filled film, “South Shaolin Master”.


The preparation for the role really came from talking with the show’s creators, David Benioff and Dan Weiss, and one of the show’s directors, Alex Graves. They invited me into dialogues about the character very early; what motivates him, what makes him human. They were very trusting and generous, so there was a lot of room to explore, and to let the imagination run free. The writing was so good, so that really did most of the work.  The stunt team put me in some Wushu training with a master of the form for a couple of weeks before I started, and very intense fight rehearsals throughout. [x]

EXO M Next Door Part 3
  • Xiumin: Hey! You!
  • Luhan: Xiumin is looking at me! My life is amazing!
  • Xiumin: Yeah, whatever. Did you not get my LINE message?
  • Luhan: No, I deleted LINE after it got blocked in China and never added it again. -looks at camera- Although, it should not have been blocked. Petition today to keep this amazing app unblocked!
  • Xiumin: Yeah, it's pretty stupid that was blocked. What could people POSSIBLY use for messaging if they don't have LINE?
  • Kris: WeChat?
  • Xiumin: Exactly. Nothing.
  • Luhan: Yea, that's true, most people here use WeChat.
  • Xiumin: So since you have absolutely no messaging app, I had to hunt you down in person like it's the freakin dark ages
  • Luhan: Why did you want to find me? :)
  • Xiumin: We need to lay down some ground rules for you working in our house as the cleaning lady.
  • Luhan: I'll lay down your ground rules
  • Xiumin: what
  • Luhan: what
  • Xiumin: What does that even mean? Was that innuendo?
  • Kris: Suho's here!!
  • Suho: What? I'm not Suho. I'm Tao. Don't you see my wushu stick?
  • Kris: That's just a regular twig... like... from a tree.
  • Suho: Yes, it is I, wushu master Tao. And I am wondering if you can direct me to a place where I can purchase adorable stuffed animals.
  • Kris: I don't understand. Why are you Tao?
  • Suho: The real Tao is in LA but the fans demanded Tao be in EXO M Next Door. Work with us here.
  • Kris: Oh. Well, I have lots of stuffed animals in the tent in my mom's backyard.
  • Suho: Wow, I sure would love to see them. Thanks stranger!
  • Xiumin: Why do you live in a tent?
  • Kris: Why don't you shut up?
  • -Kris takes Suho into his tent-
  • Suho: Indeed, you have an enviable stuffed animal collection. -hugs Kris- We shall be friends!
  • Kris: -sniffs Suho's hair- I've missed you, my angel.
You are cute [Tao]

“Oh god, oppa!” You laughed without stopping as Tao hid behind the sofa.
“Why are you laughing Y/N?! There’s a bug there! Take it away!!” He cried, trying to hide from the little bug that was walking near the window. “Please.. stop laughing…” 
“I’m sorry, I can’t.. just the thought of my wushu master being so afraid of.. bugs.. it kills me” You continued laughing as you opened the window, letting the bug leave the house on its own. “Not so scary now, hm?”

“Oh hush! Don’t say that… is it gone now?” He peeped his head through the sofa, truly scared.
“Yes, it is. Now come here and continue cuddling with me!” You pouted, sitting again on the sofa, waiting for his arms to wrap your waist. “Thank god… I thought it was going to eat me!”
You laughed again, getting in return a judging face. “Oh come on.. do you remember the day we met?” With confusion all over his face, he nodded. “What about that day, Y/N?”
“That day you saved me from some thieves, remember? You looked so scary, jumping around and kicking things. It was really impressive.”
“Well, that day I never imagined that your weak point would be spiders..” You continued, giggling a little.
“Are you making fun of me baobei?” 
“No.. I’m just saying it’s cute. You are cute!” Kissing his cheek, you saw how he smiled, cheeks flushing. 
“Oh hush now! First you laugh and now you say I’m cute! That’s no way of treating your boyfriend!” He pouted, trying to be serious but his little giggles betraying him.
“Then how should I treat my boyfriend hm?” You teased as his face leaned closer to yours, waiting for a soft kiss.
“Like this!” He started tickling you, making you laugh more than ever, your whole body shaking. “Stop! Stop oppa!!”
“Only if you promise you won’t laugh again!”
“Fine!!… Fine!! I promise now stop!” You yelled, begging him to stop.
“Good! Now come here and kiss me. We have all the day for ourselves..” 
“Aish… I love you Tao!”

A/N: I really hope you like it! We don’t get many Tao requests so I’m glad someone did! Thank you! Xo, Admin A~

reply : 140818

Quite a few month I haven’t talk to you, hope you are OK ^^!
I miss seeing your comics … I just stalked your blog and see nothing much actually! 
Thanks for still put Kris in everything…

How are you?
I think I started seeing you from September or August last year… its beeen already a year…. Thank you for your arts and many things you did … the comics you created really made me happy, OWO,
Sorreey I talked a lot TT!

— misanthropic-infanticide

Thank you for supporting me for a long time! I’m very good these days^^ You see, I’m updating frequently this week. Oh, It is an one-year anniversary soon! Thank you very much♡

Anonymous said to exonewcomer:LOL. Your Girly!suho and xiuhan vs taod.o are not only make me smile, but actually make My day! #giggles all day long Like a nut. Like, omfg, Tao c'mon. You’re the wushu master, right? How can you end up hiding behind that squshy lil’ thing? What Have you done to lu-ge? Hahaha… Okay. Ahem. So… I’ve been thinking for this whole month that… D.o and Tao are of the same age-aren’t they? Glad to see ‘93 liners and '94 liners ruining their hyungs life! #smiling creepyly

hahaaahha keep calm please~~~^^ ^^ ^^ I still can’t believe that they are the same age, and '94 liner are older than them haha…

Anonymous said to exonewcomer:O_o …. Marry me?


Anonymous said to exonewcomer:I saw somebody died on the right corner. Who’s that poor guy? @-@

um… maybe chanyeol ssi?

Anonymous said to exonewcomer:Could you draw kris reaction when he saw suho perform as a girl please?

I really love your drawings so much that I just had to send this message. Keep up the awesome work and thanks for still including Kris:D — ulbookworm


Anonymous said to exonewcomer:omg your drawings are amazing i wish i could draw like that ^^

Thanks, I want to improve further~~~ Let's practice together!! 

Anonymous said to exonewcomer:Exo on summer camp?

I already have a same request! Please wait just a little longer~

There have been some things that make me feel very depressed recently.. but thank your paintings always make me able to cheer myself up! As a fan I always have been support for you~ Hope you have a Nice day! Continue to share more and better exo~^^ Love & Thanks ♡ — parksunday

Oh, are you alright? I’ll do whatever I can to gain your smile! Fighting!!!
Welcome to exo-m

where the hyung can look like a five year old

the vocalist has guns like this

the seemingly cool 6 ft. 2 leader

is really just a big ball of derp

and the wushu master…

belongs more in the club than anywhere else

the member voted as one of china’s 5 male gods

coughs like this

and makes faces like this

and this

while the same person who claims that they are a manly group

did this on national television

and enjoyed it.

|credit to owners|

anonymous asked:

i barely got into exo and i've never been so in loVE WITH THEM pls help me know more about them :~)))))))

Okay so first of all WELCOME and i’m sorry but there’s no turning back now i’ll pray for your soul.

Let’s begin!


‘91-liner, vocal line, the almighty leader (EXO-K)

He really is one of the most precious people in the world. He’s a true gentleman, always thoughtful and responsible. The way he looks after all the members is just beautiful and touching. He’s very respectful, calm and protective. He makes an excellent leader, one of the best in kpop in my opinion. The way he handles all these boys so well, despite being ignored by them at times… It’s just amazing. He’s the type you would bring home to your parents and they would love him. Handsome, talented, mature, rich… Just pure perfection. 

He’s the mom/dad of the members. They often don’t listen to him and it drives Suho crazy. He takes care of them, often paying for their stuff and food. He makes sure they always feel good and they can always come to him to talk about anything that bothers him. His only “flaw” (not really a flaw to me, I think it’s extremely adorable) is his derp face and ultimate secondhand embarrassment. This happens when he shows us his playful side. Or when he cries. Or when he’s overly excited. Everyone laughs at him, but if this isn’t the most adorable thing you’ve seen in your entire life then I don’t know what is.

KIM MINSEOK, aka. Xiumin

‘90-liner, what doesn’t he even do? he sings, raps, dance… (EXO-M)

The eldest hyung, but he looks like the maknae. Rumor has it he once had been called “Baozi”. But now… now we call him Xiudaddy. He has his own personal XiuHarem and a body of male god. He used to be cute and silent little bug, but now he’s cute and HOT AS FUCK SEXY LIKE NO ONE ELSE AND JUST LET ME RIDE YOU. He’s not even the main vocal, but he can hit the highest note in EXO. Not to mention his smooth moves, like seriously HOW. He’s making all the fangirls die and he knows it. He’s also a huge coffee lover and that makes me wonder how he can stay so calm. 

He may seem a little shy and laid-back, but tbh he’s just judging all the members and secretly laughing at them. He’s done with EXO ¾ of the time. He doesn’t talk too much, he’s rather the strong silent type. He’s very clean and doesn’t like messy people. Minseok is always very honest and intelligent. He’s witty and logical. He has lots of aegyo but tries to deny it (not really, he’s a fanservice whore and always does aegyo, though he’s so embarrassed afterwards). The thing about him is… you really don’t know him. One second he’s like the cute little baby baozi, the next second he’s a sex god with flawless abs and he’s making you wet. There is no in between.


‘92-liner, main vocal, beagle line (EXO-K)

Oh Baekhyun, where to start… Someone once said: “Baekhyun’s voice is like an ice cold lemonade on a hot summers day” and I couldn’t agree more. His voice is a gift from God and HE KNOWS IT. He talks and talks and talks… way too much for his own good. Mood-maker of the group. Always playful, happy and adorable - just like a puppy beagle. He cares deeply about his members, always trying to make them smile. He’s a little insecure about his body (nutella abs) and his image, but he always tries to be the best he can and he does care about his fans a lot. Sometimes he likes to mock other members, but he’s really friendly and it’s hard to not fall in love with him.

He comes up with new words and makes everyone use them (”Kkaebsong”) and his hands are just the most beautiful hands in the world and I’m not even kidding, I’m just really jealous of his hands. He rocks eyeliner and he looks really fierce with eye makeup, but he’s the cutest, most precious fluff ball. Oh and he plays piano with those long, pretty fingers… He’s a REALLY good live performer, he’s voice is so stable even after all of these hardcore choreos. He’s just very talented and he’s a precious little puppy that everyone loves. 


‘91-liner, dance line (main dancer of EXO-M) and vocal line (EXO-M)

The most precious of them all. He’s a laynicorn - a healing unicorn, the last of his kind. He’s also called Changsha Prince (Changsha, China is his hometown. He was a child star, he appeared in a lot of TV shows in China) and CEO Zhang (he just opened his personal studio in China, god bless) He’s one of the most loyal, humble, honest and loving people in the world. He’s so respectful towards EVERYONE, despite being famous since early age - he always bows to everyone (how cute is that?). So caring, sincere, VERY hard-working and soft - that’s Yixing. He believes in following the principles and always keeps his word. 

People laugh at him because he has his own world, so he often doesn’t pay attention to what is happening. Sometimes he looks like he’s high, but he just has his head in the clouds. He’s a musical genius - he plays whole lots of instruments and he composes in his free time. He’s one of the main dancers in EXO, his style is very unique and powerful. Oh and did I mention that HE FOLLOWS BUNNYMAMA ON INSTAGRAM? The profile with BUNNIES. Soft, cute, fluffy little bunnies. 


92-liner, main rapper, beagle line (EXO-K)

EXO’s Happy Virus. Always positive, happy and smiling at everyone and everything. Mood-maker of the group. He’s actually pretty intelligent and he knows it. He knows how to “sell” himself so everyone would love him. He’s really self-confident and he can control the situation, he’s doing amazing job during interviews with his smooth, bright, genuine answers, sometimes helping other members before it gets awkward. He always knows what to say, he’s like a voice of the group. He’s very funny (though sometimes he can be a little too offensive without even realizing) and he’s undoubtely the reaction king.

Composing, writing songs, playing guitar, bass, drums and other musical instruments shows us how talented Chanyeol is. His deep, DEEP voice is giving chills to all the fangirls, leaving them breathless. His wide, genuine smile is the cutest thing in the whole world. He’s really handsome and he managed to make his Yoda ears and a bright smile his trademark. He deserves to be loved by everyone, because he always does his best to make people smile.


‘92-liner, main vocal, beagle line (EXO-M)

The Sass Master. The Troll King. The Camel-Dinosaur. Literal :3 lips. Slightly very sexual. Another mood-maker of the group, but he’s not all about just jokes. He can make everything hilarious with his flawless puns and on point comments. He’s witty and quick-minded, always comes up with a good comeback. He’s a puppy, but he also gives off that ‘daddy-like’ vibe. He takes care of his members. He’s more mature than the rest of beagle line (Chanyeol and Baekhyun) and I think he’s more sensitive with other people’s feelings. He knows when it’s okay to joke and fool around and when it’s better to stay calm and serious. He’s sarcastic, but he is an actual angel who’s always take care of other people (he even gave all of his hot packs to the ghosts who were supposed to scare him at haunted house)

He has the voice of an angel. To quote: “Chen’s voice is like your 11th shot of tequila on a Friday night, amazing at the moment but leaves you dead by the end of it” and there is no lie. His high notes are powerful and SOOOO stable. He’s in charge of the high notes, but apparently he also hits the lowest notes in EXO (like HOW). His voice is just like his personality - soft, but powerful. Please, give Jongdae a lot of love.


‘93-liner, main vocal (EXO-K)

You know, there’s this “Triple Threat” saying in the industry. It means that the artist is excellent at acting, singing and dancing. And THIS is exactly what Kyungsoo is. He’s SO talented, he literally goes off the charts. He is the busiest member. When he’s not promoting with EXO, on tour or in training room, he’s always filming new drama or movie. He’s really quiet, a little shy and doesn’t talk too much when he doesn’t have to (other members talk a lot, so he doesn’t feel pressured to talk). He’s a little introverted, but he has this silent charm. When he talks, everyone listens to his voice (maybe because it’s so smooth and deep). All of the members and co-workers adore him and always speak fondly of him. Sometimes he’s easily irritated (especially by Baekhyun) and you don’t wanna get in his way when he’s angry. Most of the time he’s serious and mature, but he can be the squishiest squishy.

Let me quote once again: “Kyungsoo’s voice is like a warm, sweet hot chocolate on a snowy evening” - it’s 100% true. He’s voice is so soft you could literally listen to him talking/singing 24/7. He is such a professional on stage and on set, it’s really hard to believe that he’s usually quiet and calm. To be honest, I think he’s one of the most talented idols out there. He’s respected in the industry, because he’s mature, experienced and he’s already achived so much. He works really hard for his reputation AND HE’S STILL SO YOUNG! 


‘93-liner, main rapper, maknae line (EXO-M)

He’s fabulous. He’s our wushu master - and he’s actually really good at it. He’s scared of… well, a lot of things. That’s why Baekhyun makes fun of him most of the time. Tao is our precious Panda, our Princess Peach. He looks fierce so he might be intimidating sometimes, but he’s soft and VERY innocent at heart. He’s the biggest fluff ball, he’s sensitive and needs our protection. Tao is so adorable, he starts speaking Chinese and his voice becomes high-pitched when he’s excited, but when he raps his voice is so deep it’s literally just orgasmic. Tao is a proud dad of his puppy Candy and she’s his little baby princess. He’s very romantic and likes long walks on the beach. 

Though he may seem like a diva and a fashionista, he’s actually a little insecure. He seems to constantly challenge himself. It looks like he feels he needs to prove SM, fans and himself that he’s good enough. He’s Suho’s little baby, he trusts and relies on him in every way. Tao is a little emotional and cries easily, but this just shows how innocent, pure and sensitive he is. He’s just precious. Please, love and support Tao!


‘94-liner, main dancer, face of the group, maknae line (EXO-K)

He looks like a male god and he’s very charismatic on stage. When he’s performing you literally can’t take your eyes off him. He’s very professional when it comes to performing, his dancing is ART. But let’s be real - he is so innocent and pure. He has a mind of 80 year old man and a heart of a 8 year old kid. The most important things in his life are dancing, EXO and his family. He’s extremely hard-working, passionate and caring. Everything he does, he does it because he loves it. He pushes himself to his limits and because of that he grows as an artist. 

When he’s on stage, he gets the spotlight and he’s in his Kai mode - sexy, charismatic, extravagant. But in real life, as Jongin, he’s soft, kind-hearted, loving, genuine, mature, thoughtful and shy. He’s known for being sleepy most of the time, his love for puppies (he calls his dogs ‘children’), obsession with chicken and unique dancing style. He trained ballet and jazz when he was a kid, and it seems that his style was strongly influenced by these. He get upset when he feels like something’s not right, rude or unfair. He always speaks up for bullied or disrespected fans and he’s so genuine and sweet about this that it’s literally impossible to not love him.


‘94-liner, dance line, maknae (EXO-K)

The Noodle. The owner of famous Sebooty. Bubble tea lover. He’s such a fashionista and a sassy little brat. He’s fabulous and he knows it. Inventor of “Yehet” and “Ohorat”. One of the best derp faces out there. Really handsome, natural beauty. Doesn’t act like the maknae. Confusing all EXO-Ls since the beginning. Is he arrogant? Is he sarcastic? Is he cute? Is he adorable? Does he give a fuck? NO ONE KNOWS. He’s rather shy at first, but gets really playful and can’t stay still when you get to know him better. He has a lot of aegyo, he was EXO’s cute bubbly baby, but he’s a looot more manly now. 

He looks like he’s judging everyone 24/7 and he really has a weird humor, but it’s hard to find one person who doesn’t like this boy. He doesn’t show his emotions too often, he tends to keep them to himself. But there are times that he gets emotional, and that’s when we get to see real, sweet, loving, grateful and considerate young man that he’s become. He often makes fun of them, but he cares deeply for his hyungs and even though he doesn’t show it, he’s really affectionate towards the people who are close to him. He’s really adorable and deserve all the love in the world.

LU HAN (ex-member)

‘90-liner, main vocal, face of the group (EXO-M)

This BEAUTY is actually a man. A manly man. The eldest hyung (after Minseok) that looks like a real life prince. His soft, angelic voice and personality matches his look. He’s very good at sports, especially football (soccer) and basketball. Just like Kyungsoo, he’s the Triple Threat. Since he left EXO, he continues his career in China as an actor. He’s REALLY sweet and humble, never tries to draw attention - instead, he always praises other members and their skills. He’s selfless, comforting, caring and wants everyone to feel appreciated and loved. He is so nice and soft, he makes everyone fall for him. Oh, he also can solve Rubik’s cube!

Luhan always takes care of his members. He’s energetic and it looks like he has a lot of fun when he’s with them. He’s especially close with his fellow half-fifty-hyung, Minseok, with whom he shares his love for coffee. He has lots of aegyo, but he always says that he’s MANLY. And to be honest, I think he is. It takes maturity, bravery and manliness to handle his life like Luhan does. He’s quite competitive and protective, which also shows us his manly side. He’s the type that always comforts his members when they feel sad or upset, he hugs or just touches them to show his support. He’s basically just the precious older brother.

WU YIFAN, aka. KRIS (ex-member)

‘90-liner, main rapper, EXO-M’s leader (EXO-M)

Tall, deep voice, manly - 100% daddy material. At first he got us all thinking he was “cool city guy” and THAT’S WAS THE BIGGEST LIE IN HISTORY. He’s so goofy and dorky, it’s beautiful. Once he’s shown us his cute, playful side, he left his “cold” image behind. He’s the person that everyone puts their trust in. He’s a charming, protective man who gives off this “inspirational” vibe. Many members and fans look up to him. He’s just all in all very well put together and self-confident, always thoughtful and caring for his fans. 

He may seem a little cold and ignorant, because he usually doesn’t let his emotions take control. He wants to be seen as a professional he is, so seeing him being silly still isn’t a common view. He’s respected by other members and they always listen to him. Of course, sometimes they make fun of him for trying to hard to maintain his image, but they still love him. After leaving EXO in 2014, he continues his career as an actor in China.

And that’s it! That’s EXO. I hope it’ll be the beginning of a beautiful, emotional journey for you as an EXO-L~ Welcome to the fandom :)

Introducing Seventeen

Seungcheol: Seungcheol is the leader of the group! Sometimes he may seem very tough and hard on the members but he’s actually very kind and loving towards is members. He is very jokey with them and always looks out for their safety. HES VERY AFFECTIONATE!! He has a habit of resting on them or hugging them, Its so cute. He is also very dedicated to his work. He was one of the original pledis boys and was one of the trainees who trained for the longest. He used to get sick very easily and he would still practice! He is a very caring leader. :) Plus his dimples are the cutest! 

Jeonghan: Jeonghan he might look very quiet and calm but he is the exact opposite. He is very playful and loving! Which is adorable… He was one of the last members to join seventeen and was known and still is known as the Angel because of his birthday! He sort of has this thing with the members where he claims them all as his! “dino who’s baby are you” “Jeonghannie hyungs” 

Joshua: This cutie was known as the American Hyung for a while and he still is! He is very mature and kind-hearted although if you catch them at the right moment you can tell he has an inner wild side! He does have his silly moments and is assigned one of the funniest members by Hoshi

Jun: Although Jun isn’t as loud or talkative as the other members he has a big personaility! (which you can see on some of their interviews) He is very thoughtful and caring when it comes to the other members especially, Minghao. They’ve always had a special bond. At times, he can be weird or hyper when he is with his other members

Hoshi: This boy is a literal ball of sunshine. He has such a caring personality towards is members when it comes to being the performance leader he always makes sure that all the members are seen and have equal time in the front :-) Hoshi can be very loud.. well not can be, he is! He is very loving and touchy with his other members you can tell how much he cares for them. I love this little ball of energy

Wonwoo: He mostly keeps to himself but there’s no doubt that he has quite the personality! He can be very charismatic and hyper when he is in the right mood! On stage, he would completely surprise you with his deep stares and deep ass voice but within a second he can be the squishiest ball.

Woozi: He is very passionate about his music, although he doesn't sleep much he always manages to smile and give lots of shy fanservice to his fans. He tries to have this cool outside shell but on the inside, he really is just a ball of cuteness. Woozi is very clingy with his other members! He is usually always getting piggy back rides or koala hugging them all. He is a little insecure about his height (he’s the shortest lil bean) but he has come to accept it more which is amazing.

Seokmin: He is the brightest and happiest little thing ever! He always has the biggest smile on his face and is always entertaining others. He, according to woozi is the mood maker of the group. He is the biggest softie and is also very goofy and affectionate! Seokmin is ver hard on himself about his voice and it’s really sad because his voice is amazing.

Mingyu: The best way I could describe him is the “giant visual Goofball” He is extremely clumsy and is usually with dino the one who’s always pretty confused. According to some of the members, he is the loudest. Once you get pasted his gorgeous model-like face and tree like height he really is just a wonwoo loving goofball

Minghao: ooh lord I can say so much out him. Minghao is the quietest along with jun. Now that he has gotten a lot more confident with his Korean, he is much wittier and funny, also not as shy. He is extremely lovable and is a legit cinnamon roll but don’t get him twisted he is a master at wushu and will beat you. He is very dedicated to learning Korean and he makes quite the effort to communicate with the others as much as he can and it just makes me so happy.

Seungkwan: Mr. Seungkwan, has tons of variety skills up his sleeve. He is the mood maker and MC along with Seokmin. He is really funny, talkative and enthusiastic. Which makes him really good with fans. He is also very sensitive, he’s a crier and his love toward his mom is amazing.

Vernon: He is an American Korean but he considers himself more Korean raised due to him being raised in Korea since he was five. Vernon is the most laid-back, relaxed and lazy one of the group. He can also be very outgoing and a little weird. Plus his laugh is fantastically contagious.

Dino: Awww our little baby okay well! First of all this boy seeps charisma like he’s a hyung. For someone so young he has this passion for dancing that just gives you chills when he dances. He almost puts on this act of toughness but he is really just an innocent cutie! He is super squishy!

Anon requested: exo reaction to you, after sexy time, telling him that you're pregnant (you and him are married)


Xiumin: *looking at the pregnancy test* you really are pregnant!


Luhan: You mean I’m finalyy going to be a dad?


Kris: Well, you didn’t think all that extra work I put in was for nothing right?


D.O: Did you hear that guys? _____ is pregnant!


Suho: Finally, someone o call me daddy because you never do!


Lay: We’re gonna be parents? Well, we’re going to be great ones


Baekhyun: Soon, your belly will be really big, and you’ll walk like a penguin. But a penguin holding my child


Chen: I’ so happy! *featuring you as Kai*


Chanyeol: Pregnant? That means you’re going to have a baby, right?


Tao: You’re going to give birth to the greatest Wushu master of all time


Sehun: Preg.Nant? Baby? You?


Kai: Repeat that, I think I heard wrongly.

anonymous asked:

I am really curios if Tao every went abroad for study in 2010? I checked and there is no evidence that he did but maybe i have missed something?

I’m 100% sure that Tao didn’t go abroad to study in 2010. I don’t think he had the grades to go abroad and his family didn’t have the money. It’s the opposite actually. From what I can gather from his old weibo posts, he probably finished school and didn’t enter college in favor of starting to work in 2009 (as a waiter and at Starbucks at some point, apparently). This would make him 16 at that time. He did this to earn money for his family and would always feel very happy and proud when he could buy things for his parents.

“Money, money, money! Keep up the good work!” May, 2009

“I earned a handbag for my mother and a pen for my dad. So happy!” Feb, 2010

I think the waiter thing wasn’t his thing after all though.

“Yeah, I’m only a waiter now. Haha, fighting! Dad, thanks for everything you’ve done for me, I love you guys.” Dec, 2009

“I’m in love with the job of a waiter.” Dec, 2009

“I’m not suited to be a waiter. Time to find a new job.” Dec, 2009

It looks like he also got injured in late 2009. This seems to be reason he stopped practicing wushu for a while.

“It’s always bleeding; what the heck is that? I don’t really want to give up… Hold on!” August, 2009

It was around this time (late 2009) that he realised he wanted to be a musician, so he started writing songs and practicing his singing and rapping. He participated in DJ, wushu and free-style rap competitions and won six awards over time. He also stopped practicing wushu altogether, apparently, to concentrate on singing and song writing.

He even tried to start his own band.

“Edison Huang, people who like Rap and R&B or can sing, please let me know at 135*******. Text me.” Jan, 2010

I guess his parents and friends supported his ambitions, but it also seems like he got a lot of backlash from people and often posted depressed words or things to motivate himself.

“Life that doesn’t sail smoothly is the real life, life in which one is fighting against the harsh winds and waves is the most glorious life, no matter how the ending is.” Oct, 2009

“Without consideration of my family, I’m the guy that has nothing but his dream.” Sep, 2010

“The more you may feel like giving up, the more you can’t do that. Think through your past, Huang Zi Tao; please never, never do that.” Nov, 2010

I think his wushu master (i.e. teacher) died around November 2010 and he felt very depressed about this. I’m pretty sure that he was very close to his master even when he wasn’t actually practicing wushu.

“Master, today when I was sitting on the edge of your bed, I felt very sad.” Nov, 2010

I really cherish the moments we spent together.” Nov, 2010

He did go to Taipei for a little bit apparently, but that definitely wasn’t to study. He probably travelled around for short vacations, but that’s all the “going abroad” he did before entering S.M.

Taipei is so beautiful!” April, 2010

I think he was cast into S.M. in late 2010 or early 2011, since the next things he posted were these:

“Dad, our dream definitely could come true. Mom, whatever you want, I’ll buy it for you!” Jan, 2010

“I won’t stop even if my throat bleeds and I dance till my feet run with pus.” Jan, 2010

“Father and mother, I miss you so much.” March, 2010

“There are many happy memories in Qing Dao. Well, let’s lose weight!” July, 2011

“This shabby room is full of our dreams, yeah!” Aug, 2011

He was obviously a trainee in S.M. at this time and was put into a group with the other EXO members.

So to summarise my answer: No, Tao didn’t go abroad to study in 2010. He probably left China to go on vacations, but he stayed with his parents for most of the time.

(P.S. I am so sorry for the long answer btw. Once I started researching I just had to share all the stuff I found)

[Weibo posts translated by Baidu Exotic Bar]

Murasaki B

anonymous asked:

Could you please explain what is going on to a person who didn t even know about this fandom a minute ago what is call me daddy who are those boys why are they so cute i need answers thank u my friend

exo is a kpop group they’ve debuted in 2012. they’re originally a 12 member (now 10) group split into 2 subunits: exo k, who promote in korean and exo m, who promote in mandarin.

the fandom is called exo l, because you know the letter l is between the letters k and m in the alphabet. 

so anyway they’re having a comeback really soon and on nappytabs (choreographers) website there’s a list of music videos they’ve choreographed and there it says “call me daddy” by exo. so now everyone thinks that’s the title of their comeback song but it’s really just the title of the original demo song and I’m like 102% sure that it won’t be the actual title of the song.  

those are the members:

exo k members:

kim junmyeon aka suho:

- leader

- daddy mom of the group

- rich

- most embarrassing human ever omg

- really ugly when he cries

- takes good care of everyone and always holds great speeches at award shows

this is park chanyeol:

- voice as deep as the ocean

- happy virus

- tall

- not good at dancing

- main rapper

- plays instruments and writes songs

this is oh sehun:

- youngest

- brat

- nicknamed sebooty because he’s got the greatest ass in korea

- gets like 2 lines in every album

- makes up dumb words like yehet and ohorat

this is byun baekhyun:

- nicknamed bacon because people can’t pronounce his name

- king of eyeliner

- mocks everyone

- main vocalist

- dumb

- even more dumb when with chanyeol

- dumbest when with chanyeol and chen (they call them beagle line)

- has really nice hands

this is do kyungsoo aka d.o:

- holy fuck most amazing voice you will ever hear

- like give him a solo album already

- you know when people compare voices to food like honey and chocolate and what not? yeah. that. all of that.

- tiny baby penguin

- really cute and squishy

- also satan

- he can act really well too wtf

- big eyes and heart shaped smile

this is kim jongin aka kai:

- main dancer

- sex god on stage

- he’ll drive you insane with his hip thrusts and body rolls and lip biting and bedroom eyes

- but don’t be fooled by that because he’s actually mentally 5

- loves dogs (he has 3 and calls them his children)

- obsessed with chicken

- always sleepy

- is actually the sweetest, cheesiest person on earth, the things he writes to his fans will make your heart melt

- in love with kyungsoo

exo m members:

this is wu yifan aka kris: 

this is luhan:

they both quit and are now famous celebrities in china

this is huang zitao aka tao:

- child

- scared of showering alone

- wushu master

- loves gucci

- has a dog named candy

- takes like 500 selfies a day

- main rapper

this is zhang yixing aka lay:

- magic healing unicorn

- always seems high

- main dancer of exo m

- can sing well too

- writes songs and plays instruments

- has a strange obsession with baekhyuns grandmothers house

this is kim minseok aka xiumin:

- sings very well but never really gets any lines

- dances way too good for the fact that he got cast for his singing

- is korean but a member of exo m

- nicknames baozi which means bun

- he’s the strongest

- he’s also the oldest

this is kim jongdae aka chen:

- technically the best vocalist in exo

- also korean even though in exo m

- troll

- always smiles

- always hugs everyone

- gives out hot packs to ghosts in haunted houses and thanks his parents during award speeches

- like basically impossible not to like, you go chen, 4 for you chen

I hope this helped :)

Exo Introduction.

Starting from the oldest…..

Kim minseok.

He might be really cute and all..

But in fact, he is …. That sexy beast.

Lu Han.
He thinks he is manly..

But, he’s a manly derpprincess.. Well.

Wu Yi Fan, Kris.

He’s a fashionista…. Def a prince.

But, he’s a …. you’ll see.

Kim Joon Myun, Suho.

He’s a sexy leader..

Then he became…. This. Gramps Suho now.

Zhang Yi Xing, Lay.

Our JPG unicorn Lay.

But he’s a gifted man, really.

Byun Baek Hyun.

He’s a cutie.

In fact, He’s really sassy too.

Kim Jongdae, Chen. 

Def a hottie.

And a troll that never back down.

Park Chanyeol.

He’s derpyeol.

But, he’s a cute combined sexy man.

Do Kyung Soo, D.O.

A creeper.

But, he’s really squishy and 4D.

Huang Zi Tao.

Wushu master.

But, he’s Exo’s panda!

Kim Jongin, Kai.

Sexy dancing machine.

But he’s a sweetie, really shy.

Oh Sehun.

Maknae maturing really fast.

But is really derp.


This is for anon A (you know who you’re)



We are very excited to premiere our new video for “Running In Circles” starring Wushu master, Sifu Chen Ying


Did you have to do any special fight training to prep for it?

- Yeah, yeah. They put me in training  with this guy Master Hu in L.A., actually, a few weeks before I flew out to set. He’s a master of Wushu, which is an acrobatic martial art. We used these really long bamboo sticks, and he started teaching me the basics, the possibilities of moves in a fight, stuff like that, and it’s a lot of twisting of the body while propelling a spear around. And I’d go to practice on my own. I bought a curtain rod from Home Depot, and I had this empty apartment, because I just got this lease on a new apartment in Los Angeles. I’ve lived in New York for most of my adult life, but I was doing the L.A. thing more and more. So I had all this space to learn this one particular move of helicoptering the spear and getting it to make this whooshing noise. [Laughs] So I practiced that in the empty apartment and whacked myself in the face quite a bit. [Laughs]