wukongxahri

anonymous asked:

Wukong/Ahri must be stopped, no matter the cost

// Do you have a job? I only ask this because it seems to me that you have a lot of time on your hands and little understanding of the real world. This might as well be a goal of “stopping all people from liking Coldplay’s music”, If you think you can stop people from liking WukongxAhri by annoying them on the internet one by one. This isn’t a change that your personal effort will affect. If you “pulled a Lee Sin” and publicly set yourself on fire in protest, nobody would change their mind about WukongxAhri. They would simply know that you were insane. Give up sir. Give up sir. Give up.

anonymous asked:

Would you ever consider marrying Wukong?

Ahri chuckled, her cheeks turning a light pink color.

“U-um, I don’t think so, anon. Marriage is a human invention. In the wilderness, you never see animals marry one another. There’s no need. I don’t think we need to do a whole fancy ceremony to promise that we’ll always be together. No one can promise you that.”

Ahri chuckled.

“Besides, I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Marriage just isn’t my thing. I guess you could say commitments freak me out. And a lifelong one just seems so…” Ahri shuddered.

“Sorry but no matter who my lover is, chances are you’ll never see me in a white dress.”