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Who to Fight: Tales From The Borderlands
  • Rhys: Do it. Fight Rhys. Fight this fuckin limp noodle. Do it
  • Vaughn: You can try, but not only will you hate yourself for doing it, but he will probably FUCK. YOU. UP. Don't fight Vaughn.
  • Yvette: All she's interested in is lunch, buddy. Don't fight Yvette. Buy her lunch. Maybe you'll get something cool in return but really, the knowledge that you've given her lunch should be good enough.
  • Fiona: She's too slippery. She can put you on the ground before you even know she's there. I mean, you can fight her if you like. Just not if you value your life.
  • Sasha: have you ever known love
  • August: Hmmmmm. I don't know. He seems like a bit of a romantic sap, but he could also probably kill you. If you're sure you can take him, do it. I'd like to see that.
  • Vasquez: Is this even a question? Fight Vasquez. I will pay you to fight him. I will pay you in advance if you stick the money on his head first and take him down while he cries.
  • Henderson: Well, like, he's dead anyway. I mean, if you can't fight any of the others, sure. He'll just... float.
  • Shade: whY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT
  • Felix: You could easily take Felix. So long as he's not armed. Fight Felix.
  • Athena: I. Really? You really want to fight Athena? I mean, if dying is your thing, go ahead, but like.
  • Springs: Janey Springs is a ball of lesbian Australian love and joy. Why would you fight that?
  • Zer0: :( :( :(
  • Bossanova: WUB WUB WUBWUB FIGHT HIM WUB
  • AI Jack: He's an AI, he can't do shit. Just don't go for it near any electronics, and punch him in the fucking face. do it who cares if he wont feel it fuckign do it puNCH HANDSOME JACK IN THE FACE