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Mini-analysis of John's relationship with Davesprite ( and Dave )

So, John claims that Dave and Davesprite are the same person, despite previously calling his Dave the “real Dave”. He was passive towards Davesprite, always calling him “orange Dave” or “Davesprite” or implying that he is not a “real Dave”. Despite this, he now insists that Davesprite is the exact same as his supposed best friend and suddenly refuses call him anything but Dave. Alright, I will take a look at the relationship between John and his alternate-but-not-alternate best bud. They must have some sort of close relationship - after all, Davesprite is the exact same as his best friend. And he never met his best friend in person. They must both be totally psyched to have each other around after a year of finally meeting and getting the chance to chill together! 

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My headcanon is that the Homestuck musicians are like Freemasons and are sworn to secrecy in regards to their underground activities and initiation rituals. They regularly have music-offs in hidden bunkers that resemble rap-offs in which they bet serious money ( or Ramen packets ) on who wins. They follow strict laws and when these laws are broken, Radiation beats them with a stick.

Alright the last time I read Homestuck was a long fucking time ago so here is all of what I remember and I hope you can tell me where I am.

It started off with this one douchey kid and his douchey friends that were celebrating his birthday then everyone died but then they got better and later died for real and one kid became a bird then there were a bunch of fuckers that could not spell and also they liked killing each other then they all died and everyone’s parents and families are dead if they are not dead they are about to be dead then they died and murderous violent people were actually not people at all and they were actually aliens that all had severe mood disorders so the kids and the aliens were given the responsibility of saving their entire race plus the entire universe which is pretty much like leaving the fate of the world in the hands of whiny emotional hormone-driven 13 year old brats only that is exactly what happened and the kids later found out they had either been having a boner for their a) parent or b) sibling while the trolls slowly all got into necrophilia and bestiality as everyone whined about buckets and clouds and fought a shitty Hulk rip-off and a dog and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died and died then they were 0k.

5,000 pages of arguing about pajamas later all of the hormone-driven kids and aliens are trapped together without supervision for years so they can fondle corpses and oogle at what a nice ass their alternate universe mom has.

Two kids started fighting over who was drawing dicks and one flipped the other over a table and that is the last thing I remember.