Anyone ever feel like they have so much love around them, but yet you feel lonely inside? Ever have those days when everything’s going good but someone always has to ruin it? When you don’t ever go out anywhere because you feel like you’re a burden to other people? When you put on a smile every damn day but inside you know it’s just for show? I feel like that all the time. I’m so blessed and grateful but I’m just not 100% happy.
Delilah slipped her hands into the pockets of her stiff dark blue
slacks, glaring down through the dingy blinds of her office window at
the grimy streets below. A cop car idled in front of her building, and
there was nothing any cop could say that she would want to hear.
Especially not today.
“Is Williams in yet?” she called, not turning from the window.
“She got here a few minutes ago,” her secretary, Miranda, answered,
voice muffled from the other room. “Said she’d pick up the coffee
I started writing this a couple weeks ago while I was at home bc basically
what if you took racist, homophobic, sexist ~gritty realism~ hardboiled detective novels and made it about lesbians
“gabourey sounds like beyonce so of course shes automatically a bad bitch born for stardom!!!!” uuuUUUuuummm…
gabourey is a bad bitch and born for stardom cause she earned it and shes confident and amazing and idk how yall manage to relate every single thing to beyonce like yall literally lick this womans ass and call her god and its high key annoyin. beyonce aint the default for success. beyonce is beyonce - successful and talented beyonce. gabourey is gabourey - beautiful, successful, and talented gabourey. gotdamn.
Season 1, Part 1:Why would you even fancy that Joffrey douchebag, he doesn’t even look like a Disney Prince like his Uncle/Dad… WTF, woman! Why d’you lie?! Now Lady’s dead!
Season 1, Part 2: Stop being an arse, please. Like now. And, oh fuck Ned’s dead… Woah, badass response! You tell that blonde bastard, Sansa! No, don’t murder-suicide him, that’s not clever. The Hound just saved your bacon. NB: The Hound is even more awesome than I thought.
Season 2: Oh you poor, poor little bird… Can Joffrey die now please? Preferably painfully. Oh and the URT between you and the Hound is killing me, am I the only one who kinda ships it… (Checks internet). Nope, no I’m really not. WHAT?! Y U NO GO WITH SANDOR?! STANNIS IS NOT GOING TO WIN AND I WOULDN’T TRUST HIM IF HE DID!!! But, aw… That little smile after you were dumped publicly was adorable.
Season 3: Yes, go and make friends in the rose garden, let Natalie Dormer and Diana Rigg make it all better, - but don’t marry Loras. ‘Cause you don’t have a gaydar, honey, I can tell. Yeah, don’t trust Littlefucker either… Hey Tyrion’s a (relatively) good man, it could be worse - you could totally be frie- *Red Wedding happens* Or not.
Season 4: Hurrah, the King is dead! But Dontos, seriously?! Oh, hey Littlefinger! You’re being creepy as hell today. Well done on swapping a crazy, brat King for a crazy aunt, and a brat cousin - but hey, no Meryn Trant! Thank you for slapping the child, (am I a bad person?) Ooh, hel-lo creepy ship! And psycho aunt! Wow Sansa, you’ve gone all dark and learned to play the game; I’m so proud of my political little bird! It look’s like next season is the Dark Sansa Saga, awesome!
Season 5: You’re going to kill them, right? Some poison, or… Wait, no. No… No… NO! This isn’t happening to my little broken bird badass, she can’t get married to him ‘cause he’d… Okay, NOW would be a really good time for Sandor to be alive and burst through the door! Okay, Ramsey needs to die. And this Myranda (sic?) bitch. GO! Run away and go lead the Northern Resistance! Go and have an awesome destiny! (Who am I kidding… This is GoT).