wtf would buy these

i spent 4578 yen to celebrate valentine’s day reading nothing but manga…

BTS Reaction to You Buying Them Expensive Gifts

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Anonymous: “ BTS reaction to you spoiling them a lot with expensive clothes and gifts? Thanks 💓

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Jin: You knew Jin had been working hard for a comeback, so you wanted to do something special for him. You went out and bought him a bunch of expensive things; things such as designer clothing and really expensive meat.

When Jin would come home to find everything you bought, he would be surprised.

“What’s all this, YN?”

“Surprise! Do you like them? I bought them all myself,” you would say, waiting for his response.

Jin would be thankful to have such a thoughtful significant other, but as soon as he looked at the price tag on all the stuff, he would be shocked.

“YN wtf? $2000 for a shirt? I could buy the same one at the mall for $5! I hope you kept the receipts,” he would start to say. You would explain to him how you just wanted to do something nice because he deserved it, but Jin wouldn’t be having it.

“Thank you, YN, but I don’t want you to spend your money on me. Having you is enough. Now return everything… except the meat!”

Originally posted by hob-e

Suga: Yoongi wasn’t always the most obvious with his feelings, but when it came to you, sometimes there would be an exception. While you were at work, Yoongi would find a receipt from Rolex with a very expensive watch listed as one of the things that were bought. When you would come home, the first thing Yoongi would do would confront you about it.  

“I just wanted to buy you something nice for once. You always buy these nice and expensive things for me,” you would explain.

“YN, you don’t need to show me how much you love me with gifts– I already know how much you love me and that’s enough. This is way too expensive, and the one thing I only ever want is you.”

Originally posted by frostbittensuga

J-Hope: You and Hoseok would be at the mall window shopping when you stop by his favourite stores. You noticed that Hoseok was looking at one of the items, but didn’t buy it.

“You’re not going to buy it?” You would ask.

“I was… until I looked at the price tag,” he would joke.

You would nod with a satisfied look on your face and Hoseok would look at you suspiciously. He knew you loved to do things for him, something he appreciated a lot, but he didn’t want your bank account to struggle.

“YN, don’t even think about it. I know that look,” he would say, strictly. “You already do so much for me, and I’m forever grateful to have you. You don’t have to buy me all these expensive things, that’s my job!”

Originally posted by jeonnseagull

Rap Monster: Namjoon would come home to a bunch of signed merchandise from his favourite celebrity, Ryan Bear (lmao ik y'all are thinking wtf but just BEAR w me lol). As soon as he saw everything, he would be filled with joy.

“YN, where did this all come from?” He would say while he looked at each of the items.

“I bought them and got them all signed for you!” You would reply.

Namjoon would turn around and look at you with a confused look. Of course, he would be thankful for how thoughtful you were to buy him all of his favourite things, but he knew how expensive they were. He wouldn’t want you to feel like you needed to buy him expensive things to make him happy.

“Thank you YN, I love them. But please, next time don’t spend so much money. A simple drawing of him would be enough for me,” he would explain, telling you how it was the thought that counted.

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Jimin: Jimin would walk into your room and see you online, switching between tabs of your bank account and an online store. He knew you wanted to buy something, and would think that maybe something was holding you back.

“I can buy that for you, if you want, YN,” he would ask over your shoulder, not even knowing what you were about to buy.

“Oh, um actually…” you would start to say, surprised by his presence. “I was actually going to buy something for you.”

Jimin would be confused at first, wondering why you would buy him something that was probably too expensive. He would explain to you that he didn’t want anything that was expensive, no matter what the occasion was.

“YN, your love is enough for me! I don’t need anything else from you.”

Originally posted by baepsaeboyss

V: Taehyung would be grateful that you bought him an expensive gift, not because of the price, but because of the thought. However, he would mostly feel bad. He knew how expensive it was and knew for sure that it did some great damage to your bank account.

“YN, you didn’t have to buy me something so expensive, you know,” he would say. He would thank you for thinking of him, but would proceed onto telling you how he would never want you to spend money on him.

Originally posted by jitonic

Jungkook:  Since Jungkook always bought you expensive things, you wanted to do the same for a change. You would tell Jungkook how you bought him a new outfit straight from a designer brand and booked a spot for the two of you at a five-star restaurant.

Jungkook would be happy at first, thinking of the outfit and the expensive food that he will soon eat. But then he realised that you paid for everything out of your own pocket, and he could never accept that.

“YN, I’m supposed to be taking care of you,” he would say, slyly. “Anything you want, I’ll get it for you. You don’t need to worry about me, all I want is you and your love.”  

“Fine,” you would say. “But since we were supposed to go to the restaurant, I didn’t make dinner.”

“Alright, convenient store ramen it is!” Jungkook would say, sounding cocky for some reason.

Originally posted by smallkpoplove


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anonymous asked:

This is exactly the same thing as last year, just slightly different color palette wtf who would buy that lol

dan and phil excel in many areas of their careers but i have no clue why they dont create merch that is more innovative.. the hats r cute i will admit but the new shirts are like.. the same as the old ones..

this is completely unrelated to my blog content, but my 15 year old self would’ve been overjoyed to know that the new sonic game has 

1) the option to create you own sonic oc
2) silver the hedgehog being plot relevant once again 

like my young self would be screaming right now tbh lmao

anonymous asked:

Larries crack me up! According to them, nobody really likes Harry. They're all using him for attention and publicity. All women who date him are doing it to further their careers. All Harry fans are getting a check from Jeff from being his fan. All the celebs that say anything nice about him are being paid by Jeff. And Jeff buys all his accomplishments and will buy him a Grammy. WTF does Harry have on Jeff that would make him buy him a career like this? lol (Nothing, I know).

love, anon, just pure love is why jeff does what he does 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

OTP Meme #4

Who would win tickle wars:
Sougo is not ticklish; Kagura gets pissed off and fights him when she tries to tickle him and he gives that deadpan face.

Who would draw pictures of the other in their sketchbook:
Kagura would draw Sougo with pig’s nose or any other ugly version of him. Sougo’s sketchbook, on the other hand, embodies his obsession with torturing Hijikata.

Who would holds hands while walking:
Sougo tries, but so far he has never succeeded. (ha!)

Who would gives cheek kisses:
Sougo likes giving her impromptu kisses just to see her surprised/angry expression.

Who would start a snowball fight:
Tbh both of them would lmao. remember the episode when shogun went skiing

Who would slip the most on a date to go ice skating:
Kagura, but only because Sougo somehow makes her slip.

Who leaves letter in the others locker:
Sougo lmaooo he leaves hate letters routinely tbh. he’s a freaking douchebag.

Who would bring lunch to school/work for the other:
Kagura eats his lunch before she even delivers it, so Sougo receives an empty lunchbox in the end.

Who would want cuddle at the movie theater date:
Sougo actually likes cuddling when watching movies. He fucking chains Kagura so she couldn’t punch him when he does. (wtf chihuahua)

Who would buy cheezy cliche gifts for each other on holidays:
Sougo buys her a chained collar and claims it’s “the best gift there is”. fucktard.

Who would start an argument about what color curtains they should have at home:
Kagura would be the one to suggest a color and Sougo would oppose her just because. In the end, Kagura does what she wants.

Who would remember their anniversary:
Kagura. Sougo remembers, but he pretends to forget just to piss her off.

Who would blurt out how much they love the other in front of people:
Sougo slips up once in a while, but others would probably not recognize it because it’s usually like “I’m going to chain you up, China.” or “I will lock you up until you’re old and wrinkly like some ossan’s balls.” or “Eat this medicine if you don’t want to die, brat.”

Who would offer to wash the others back in the shower:
Sougo but because he’s either planning something or he’s just trying to get into her pants. Kagura usually rejects him.

Who would post up statuses about the other on facebook:
Kagura complains about his antics a lot, and they’d start a passive-aggresive substatus war. E.g “fucking bastard put a picture of him as my wallpaper, disgusting!” - kagura.
“denying something you obviously did on your own is a sign of chronic hijikata-bastard disease. cleanse yourself. buy a vaccine now at 1800-255-xx” - sougo
(it’s basically a game of “@ me next time!!!”)

Who would have the others picture as their phone background:
Sougo has a pic of her drooling in her sleep (as a form of blackmail). He also puts his picture as her wallpaper, but she deletes it whenever she finds it.

Who would take pictures of the other while they’re sleeping:
Sougo. He has like 230 of them.

Who says I love you:
Sougo, but in his weird no-one-would-understand way like “oi, China, stay still and let me chain you up.” or “Brats should go home if they don’t want to die.”

Their ringtones for each other
Sougo probably uses a dog’s bark or cat’s meowing sound for her because he’s pretty damn delusional.
Kagura puts an annoying song so that whenever he calls she’d shut it off, e.g rickroll or an actual alarm sound; this is also to make other people (in case she’s not with her phone) shut it off especially gintoki because he hates the alarm ringtone.

Their FB relationship status
Sougo repeatedly requests Kagura for the “in a relationship with…” column, but she always rejects it lmao

Whether they are addicted to couples selfies
Sougo likes taking secret selfies of them when she doesn’t notice it. Kagura likes taking pictures only when she defeats Sougo in a fight.

Which of their friends is over-joyed shipper trash that they are together
Probably princess Shoyo. Oh and Zura lmao although he still tries to get in Sougo’s way whenever he can, just for the heck of it.

Who overshares intimate relationship details
Sougo blurts out unnecessary things sometimes. Like when discussing about furnitures with Hijikata and Kondou he’d say “I replace my furnitures like once a week because I and China always breaks something when we are doing it”
or “Women like matching underwear, Kondou-san. Well, China does.”
or “Kids are so fucking troublesome. But since China will be taking care of mine I wouldn’t mind having a few.”
Sometimes he does it just to show off, really.

Who steals the other’s clothes
Rather than ‘stealing’, Sougo throws his clothes at Kagura and asks her to wear it.

Who proposes
Sougo does it in his fucked-up douchebaggy kind of way like “Oi, China, bark three times and I’ll make you my bride.”