wtf was that paper

Shiro: *Whispers in Allura’s ear* Would you like fries with that?

Allura: *Bites lip* Oh yeah baby.

Shiro: *Touches her inner thigh* Would you like to super size that?

Pidge: *Pokes head through door* We’re out of toilet paper.

Shiro: What.

Hunk: *Pokes head through window* She said she’s out of toilet paper.

Allura: Wtf can we get some privacy here?

Lance: *Pokes head through ceiling vent* No

lance charms keith with spice girls
  • Lance : *suggestively slides a piece of paper to Keith*
  • Keith : lance wtf is this?
  • Lance : open it and find out ;)
  • Keith : this says 'here's my number, if you wanna be my lover...'
  • Lance : gotta get with my friends
  • Hunk : make it last forever
Straight White Boy Problem #588

we had to buy a newspaper for class today and of course I immediately turned to the sports section. The college football playoff race is really heating up!!! But then I got bored and i actually started reading the paper and wtf theres a lot going in the world that i dont know about. interesting

the best parts of the dream thieves (featuring me crying pt. 2)

part one

- “Ronan was everything that was left: molten eyes and a smile made for war” 

- Ronan’s second secret #gay

- Gansey: “i would have thought you had more muscles. Don’t feminist have big muscles?” i just want to punch him can someone please punch him

- gansey calling ronan an incredible creature #gay 

- “The elderly made ronan anxious” bitch me too!!!

- Ronan wanting to race kavinsky in the pig and adam is like dude no there is like 5 people in here we weigh too much and ronan goes: “noah doesn’t count” “Hey!” “You’re dead!” i love these nerds

- Gansey: “am I in your dreams?” Ronan: “Oh yes, baby” i hate him jsjksksk

- “Ronan sometimes dreamt of Adam, too” #gay

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most told lies of the block b members
  • Zico: omg just saw ur text my phone was dead lol wyd
  • Kyung: ofc i did the laundry
  • P.O: i wasnt even THAT drunk
  • Taeil: no i didnt take the last bit of toilet paper
  • Ukwon: uhm wtf i didnt cry during marley and me ??
  • B-Bomb: haha yeah sure ill call you back i had a lot of fun too :)
  • Jaehyo: just one more ep

thanks for the biology paper, edexcel which included:
How lungs are like trees
An incestuous couple with five children, one of whom has a fatal disease, and wanting another one
A picture of a bench (incase we don’t know what one looks like) and a question on how it’s decomposed, and different types of fungicides to stop it decomposing
Oh and basically the entire paper on photosynthesis and how it differs in the morning and afternoon

Loving the fact I can wave goodbye to a good grade