wtf tumblr what did i do to you

just borderline things™:

  • deleting your social media accounts to punish ppl with a lack of your presence but then remaking two days later because the lack of attention drives you crazy
  • checking your fps’ accounts and feeling threatened when you see them talking to literally anyone else
  • some tumblr post: “platonic feelings are just as important as romantic/sexual ones!” (bpd voice) sounds fake but okay
  • being too exhausted/upset to fortify your mental filters and letting something petty/mean slip out, expecting punishment immediately
  • feel a mixture of relief and annoyance when the punishment never comes/reassurance is given in its place because wtf i did something wrong why aren’t you telling me i’m horrible tell me i’m horrible
  • losing spoons to harmless interactions that rubbed you the wrong way for reasons you can’t tell anyone
  • feeling ashamed for Literally Everything because you do everything too much
  • “what if words inflicted physical pain would the world be kinder” words do inflict physical pain because i have bpd dingus
  • splitting on your fps and then splitting on yourself right after

hii guys, i finally did it omg!! this follow forever has been long overdue since i said i was going to do it last summer yikeS….anyway uhhh i dont rly have anything to celebrate (except for the recent url change maybe? i was @/allisonreynolds, in case anyone is confused rip) and idrk what to say besides thank you sososo much for brightening up my dash, for filling it with your wonderful art,edits, poetry,positivty,loveliness and ofc how could i frget,,,,,the memes™ ilysm!!!


but before we get started i would like to thank not only God but also @nickyhemmick for making the banner!! love you tala <3 


ok ok here we go!! mutuals are in bold

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how on earth do 1.7k of you follow me??? am i being punk’d??? in all honesty, thank you guys so much. Being a part of the phandom, i’ve met some of the most incredibly supportive, kind, generous people and i’m just so insanely appreciative of all of you, whether we interact a little bit, message each other from time to time, or you’re one of my gc pals, i appreciate you and love you SO MUCH. 

soo to celebrate, i wanted to do something fun and i want to find more amazing active dnp/aesthetic blogs to follow so i decided i’m gonna do blog rates!! 

blacklist 1.7br if you don’t want to see this

you must:

  • must be following meee 
  • subscribe to my youtube channel (you don’t have to but it would be awesome if you did i’m gonna revamp it soon ayee)
  • send me an ask of you favorite tumblr user :))

format: 

url: i don’t get it / babe so creative / this is so clever wtf / how did u get this?
icon: none / selfie / ohhhh i love / what a masterpiece / i’m shook!!
mobile theme: so cute!! / i love this sm / so aesthetic yass / #goals
desktop theme: default / i lov it / using the same theme creator as u / stealing your codes kthnxbye
content: not my thing, sorry / you have nice posts wow / you are koala tea / senpai??? 
rating: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
song: 
following? 

if this gets less the 25 notes consider this a flop

????? wtf honestly what kind of voice is that ????????
!!???!!!!!!??? o.O
????? wtf honestly what kind of voice is that ????????

TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

I tag…. 
@sayasims, @remussims, @candyforniasmoonlight, @daerilia, idk no moreeeee. but you don’t have to do it, you know, no pressure and all that. <3

aaaa it was so awkwarrrrddddddd. I hate my voiceeeeeeeeeee. why did I do that??? we’ll neeeever knowwwwww!!!!

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

kajuned  asked:

Mick reminds me so much of Season 4 Castiel. He goes from untrustworthy, becomes rather friendly, then gets in trouble with his superiors so he becomes a douche again, but eventually, Sam or Dean will convince him to rebel and be their actual friend. (On a side note: Did Bucklemming just make Ketch and Mary lovers?)

OH GOD as to your last point first, I SINCERELY FREAKING HOPE NOT BECAUSE UGH…

Yeah Mick believes in their mission. He believes it’s RIGHT the same way early s4 Cas did. He gets a little bit of a taste for what it’s like to get his hands dirty. He tries to do the right thing with Claire (flashing back to the other girl he killed). But he still believes he “did what needed to be done” in killing the monster here.

Mick: I had orders
Dean: You had a choice.

I love that Dean doesn’t trust Mick as far as he can throw him. He had his Lie Detector Senses in full active mode tonight.

Mick: Killing monsters is what we do. Or maybe palling around with demons and witches, you’ve forgotten that.
Dean: Don’t tell me how to do my job.
Mick: Then do it.
Dean: You think it’s that simple, do you?
Mick: I really do.
Dean: Yeah, I used to think the same thing.

(yeah, back before 2.03…) (and heck I could’ve sworn I did a meta post for my rewatch on 2.03, but apparently not? wtf? Did tumblr eat my post O_O I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW)

Dean: Here’s a little tip. Things aren’t just black or white out here. All you have is the case in front of you.

He tells Mick about Magda, that she didn’t mean to hurt anyone, that she was being abused.

Dean: We gave her a second chance, because it was the right thing to do.

And Mick KNOWS that Magda is dead, probably on his order.

And he uses a word that Cas has used when he was compelled to torture a kid once… in 6.03.

Mick: That’s your luxury.

Back in 6.03, Cas tortured Aaron Birch to touch his soul and find out the name of the angel he’d dealt with:

DEAN: You’re gonna torture a kid?
CASTIEL: I can’t care about that, Dean! I don’t have the luxury.

But back then, Cas was at war, he’d gone rogue and was being hunted. Mick… well, he’s still resisting and sticking to the company line here.

But back to your original point! S4 Cas vs Mick (and not s6 Cas… which is a very different thing altogether)

From the 15 seconds of promo for next week’s episode, it really does look like Mick’s going to reach that Point Of Decision. He’s going to have to make a choice between upholding the BMoL’s “code” and choosing to do the right thing.

Will he “do what he has to do” or will he find another way?

(seriously there is no worse phrase on this show than “I did what I had to do!”)

I don’t know if they’ll convince him to rebel, or if they’ll just sort of ~shame~ him into not acting. Either way, it’ll be a small rebellion, but I think it might mean the end of Sam and Dean trusting the BMoL at all.

(and god SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THEY’RE GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT MAGDA because they will be IRATE)

Also, for the singular/plural thing, because of Mick:

Dean: Well, now, Hayden’s mom? She gets to bury two kids instead of one. Thanks to you and thanks to your code.

Two instead of one.

I think a lot of this episode focused on “second chances.”

  • Claire got her second chance to be honest with Jody about what she wants in her life, to go her own way.
  • She also got a second chance at life AT ALL because of the werewolf cure
  • Heck the jerk fuckboy werewolf dude was looking for his own second chance after the BMoL destroyed his family and took it upon himself to make his own (against the conset of his victims)
  • Sam and Dean decided to give Mick a “second chance” but as Dean said, there won’t be a third
  • (oh gosh if they only knew about Magda, that Mick’s already blown his second chance)

Okay back to your question for a THIRD time I swear wtf is wrong with me >.>

POINT IS! Yeah, Cas reached that Moment of Decision where he tossed out billions of years of following the rules of heaven in 4.22 (really, that was the Big Moment for him), but will Mick make the same choice Cas did?

Josseiiiiiii, baby... What is you doing?! *nick from ig voice

I see you’re over there making posts about me that I can’t reblog or comment on. Cute. Funny how you mention our blacklist, (even though you haven’t seen it) but you know what I have? The Diamond/Dragon blacklist. Would you like me to post it? Since we’re in the business of exposing shit now. Spoiler alert! 89% of imvu porn companies are on that shit. We had so few ppl NOT on the list to work with that the first few days of the takeover was just me & Tess going around trying to talk to ppl from other companies & get them removed from the blacklist. Otherwise, we would have been just working with Diamond & maybe 4 leftover mf’s who wasn’t on the damn list. You might wanna watch how you move from now on because you’re dangerously close to dragging @diamondenterprise down into the gutter with your ass. You really need to stop speaking for Jess. 

Initially, @legendaryproductionsvu  would have carried on to our blacklist from yours, because that's where they were with Dragon. Had we chose to continue on as Dragon Productions, then they very well would have been on our blacklist. However, under the name Dixelated Productions, they have been removed, leaving only the couple of members who have personally done sheisty shit to Tess and I. I don’t know anyone at Legendary outside of the two who I have personal issues with, therefore Legendary, as a team, is not on the Dixelated blacklist. Imma need you to start backing up some of this bullshit you talk. I guarantee you I can back up every single thing I say. And another thing, @mzkoko1 ain’t never did shit to me for me not to treat her with respect, just like I treat everyone besides your bitch ass. (I have not a single ounce of respect for you as a human being)  All I know is Dragon doesn’t fuck with Legendary. Idk why. Idc why. It ain’t none of my damn business. But as for Dixelated, we fuck with whoever is fuckin with us. You must be saltier than the dead sea to see the ppl you hate support us. Eat it. 

Furthermore, please tell me wtf Tumblr support is gonna do. Like for real, tell me what Tumblr support is going to do about a contract that has absolutely nothing to do with Tumblr?? Like…. come on. And I’m still waiting on you to tell me how either Tess or I broke the contract. I’ve asked you many many times, you haven’t answered yet. You’ve said sooo much but not ONCE have you said HOW we broke the contract. That’s because we never did. Also, TESS WROTE THAT DAMN CONTRACT. Like, seriously dude… can we please stop acting like that shit will hold up in a court of law? You only mentioned the Tumblr support shit because your stupid ass realized how illegal it was when you threatened to post Tess’ IP address to Tumblr. You tried to do damage control & spin that shit into ‘no I meant Tumblr support’. Nobody believes you, Joe. Like seriously, WTF is Tumblr support supposed to do about this IMVU dispute??? Really… Tell me. Tell the ppl. Not a damn thing, that’s what. Keep it up, fuckboy. You’re only sinking your damn self here. 

I hope Jess pulls a Rose from Titanic and lets your ass drown. The massive shit stain you’re leaving on the entire imvu porn community is probably stinking up her house by now….

I have him blocked now so I won’t tag him, but I did send him a kik to call his attention to this post. Also, when I finally opened the kik message thread between me and him, he’s been there talking to himself alllllllll day still. It’s 5am and he’s been talking since 4:30pm yesterday. He never shuts the fuck up and has the audacity to tell me I have no control. Boy bye

Wait What

Originally posted by whyso-se-ri0us

Went to go see what the notification I had for this Tumblr turning another year older to only seen I have 210 followers now. I went holy fucking shit screaming who are you people at 75~ earlier this year. So again I ask..


WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE


Serious note thank you to everyone who has shown interest in either the shiposting, Rp posts (Few but hopefully to return soon!) The drowning amounts of gpose shots I do and the such. Hopefully once I am done settling into the new job I can hash something out to do.

anonymous asked:

I'm not starting a fight or anything but for something to be (blank)phobic dont you have to be oppressed first? Sure het people are treated bad, that's no lie especially here on tumblr, but its not oppression so it shouldn't be classified as heterophobia. Its just people being rude to straight people if anything.

huh

well i guess you do have a point but…there’s a literal fear of the pope like wtf did he do

anyways,,yeah straight people are treated pretty badly here on tumblr and what pisses me off most is that people on this website immediately assumes they’re homophobic or something??its dumb.just because they’re straight doesnt mean they cant support/be an ally of the LGBT community. but yeah i guess it isnt technically oppression??i mean they are being treated sorta unfair on tumblr but ack. and abt the last point,,,somebody could be rude to a gay/ace/pan/etc. person and it’s considered being homophobic so..??at least from what i’ve seen anyways.

im not trying to start any discourse on this hell website. thanks n bye

@sleepdeprivedravenclaw

Twas the night of Halloween, and Jimmy, a teenage boy started handing out candy for trick or treating. The doorbell rang, Jimmy opened the door. He saw a very lifelike costume of a ghost. 

“Hi,” Jimmy said. “What’s your name?”

The ghost smiled, “My name is marauderconvos. And I am here for you.” Jimmy faltered and started to run away. But the ghost caught him easily.

JImmy screamed “What do you want??” 

The ghost rolled her eyes, “Chill out, I’m here for your tumblr.” She picked up Jimmy’s phone, opened the tumblr app, went to sleepdeprivedravenclaw and pressed follow.

Jimmy was confused, “What?” 

The ghost shrugged, “I love that blog. No, seriously, look at it.”

Jimmy did, and they both stalked sleepdeprivedravenclaw for hours.

Follow @sleepdeprivedravenclaw.

thenarwhal06  asked:

Well I found you when I started actually using my Tumblr. I just got into Voltron, and I was just browsing, then I saw your profile. I was like "I HAVE FOUND MY SENPAI" I fell in love with anything you posted, and looked up to you. And to this day, I get inspired by you. So thank you.😊

I wanted to post a gif but couldn’t find that one gif of the woman who nods her head and then starts crying cuz DEADASS THATS WHAT I JUST DID

WTF DO YOU MEAN I DON’T DESERVE THE TITLE OF SENPAI

7

So I forgot to mention about ystd’s SMAPxSMAP, during the Odorokitai segment which invited the artist who is very good at making art/carving on bananas, he spent 7 hours making the sculptures of members’ faces on the bananas. Then the MC asked, if they wanna try eating their banana sculpture and Goro said in this girly voice “I wanna eat Kimura’s!” (I don’t want to explain any further here because its gonna be R-rated. But srsly Goro, can you stop running that gay gag) and he was so “happy” that Kimura was also eating his banana… Then, the MC just added oil to the fire by inviting Goro to lick the banana as well…………….  And Kimura was just like,  “Stahp it. STAHP IT. STAHP!!!!!!!!” But Goro still did it anyway. (I feel the need to put a mosaic on the banana srsly…….) and his comment after the lick is, it felt like a “first kiss”. And there you go, the expression of utmost disgust on Kimura’s face after that. And I have nothing else to say. Why do I love this 5 guys in the first place.

Kakayama Week day 3: AU ridiculousness feat Yam in glasses


Long story short: Because of our ky lord and savior yamkash I played the Evil Within a few months ago and then jokingly suggested to make it an AU for a ky fanart. And somehow it became a thing. 

I still can’t figure out why on Earth did I decide to go for some crazy ass perspective though. I must have been feeling particularly adventurous while sketching xD

Welcome to the 9th edition of my Recommendation list for Cas!girls.

Check my Masterlist

Hello, my fellow trashcans. I’ve been letting my Cas feels flow and they’ve been growing unmesurably these days. Seriously, I feel disgusting. And I’m so excited for the new season to begin! Anyways, here’s one more issue of my recommendation list. Now, please, get comfy to begin the reading.

Note: The summary of the fics are in italics. Some of them are written by their authors, and some others are written/modified by me. All the series start on chapter one, except if they have their own masterpage. The text written after this “–” hyphen are just my lame ass comments.
If for any reason you want your username and/or fic to be removed from this list or you wish not to be tagged, just hit me a message and I’ll erase it/untag/stop tagging you. So yeah, let’s get started:

One shots

Fluff

Smut

  • Netflix and chill by @not-so-natural-spn. You and Cas are watching a movie. At some point, you get bored, and decide to do something else. –Is it me or temperature just raised here? 
  • All you need by @bkwrm523.  The Winchesters and the Reader set out to save Castiel, and heal the damage Lucifer did to him. –I think, at this point, y’all know I’m a slut for fluffy sex, right?
  • Safe by @theinsandoutsofcastiel. You were just exorcized and Castiel is happy you’re now safe.
  • Wine testing Pt. 1 & Pt. 2. by @stephizzle94. You and Cas go to buy a wine bottle. He decides to taste it in a pretty unusual way. Does anybody know wtf is going on with tumblr that won’t let me tag some people?
  • What you do for the people you love by @splendidcas. Based off of the episode 10x22, “The Prisoner”. The reader comes to help Cas when Dean is under the Mark of Cain.

Angst

Series

  • Nightmares [1] [2] [3] by @teamfreewill-imagine​. You and Cas share a motel room. Cas frequently has nightmares, his only comfort found when you share a bed… until one morning Sam and Dean find you before going on a hunt

Imagines/Drabbles

Destiel

  • Drabble by @ilostmyshoe-79 (fluff, implied smut) –This is so beautiful and I can’t.
  • Mornings by @imaginativefanatic (fluff, drabble)
  • Undone by @mamaimpala (fluff) Grad Student CastielxBookseller Dean AU. Castiel considers himself a decent communicator, but he finds himself embarrassingly clumsy and tongue-tied around a particularly handsome clerk at his local bookstore. Can he find the words to express his interest or will he continue making a fool of himself? –This is so adorkable and Gabe is always so funny. I really really wish there was a continuation for this fic!

This is it for now, folks! 

If you want to be tagged from now on, send me a message, so I can make a Cas trash list to add here next times.

Reblog it, like it, send it to your friends, your teachers and your grandma, so we can all inhabit the same trashcan, and more importantly, send your love to the authors aaaaaand enjoy!

anonymous asked:

Holy shit jen, this is your tumblr? wtf is this shit? This is what you do? this is seriously fucked up. I can't wait to tell people at school about this. This is too funny. I mean we all knew you were fucked up, but this is seriously some weird ass shit.

Yes, this is what I do and I’m damn proud of what I do. I don’t know which one of you hoes found it, and quite frankly I don’t care that you did. I am not in high school anymore and I’m guessing neither are you. So tell me why are you still acting like a 15 year old? “omg Jen’s tumblr, lets spread it around school so we can have something else to harass her and make fun of her for” Sweetheart, this is the real world, and the real world doesn’t work like this.

But by all means, share my tumblr with you 1500 Facebook friends, and your 1000 twitter followers, it’s not like you know each one of them personally anyways. share away, hell I bet you haven’t thought about this. What if no one reacts to this in the way you want them to, they all follow my blog, talk about it at the parties where you guys all blow each other. I don’t give two shakes of a rats ass anymore. I am who i am and I do what makes me happy, and this is what I do.  

What I don’t quite understand is why you feel the need to target me? You know, it’s not like I ever did anything to you group of people and yes I am quite aware of who would send this message by the way, even though you anonymously sent it in like the scared little girl(s) that you are. I’ve kept to myself for five years, leaving all of you people alone, why can’t you do the same? I am not under any circumstanced putting up with your crap. Nice try sweetie, but people like you don’t bother me anymore.