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POPULAR TEXT POSTS + ASK MEME  (  PART 3  )

❛ i need a reasonable paying job, something like $2,000 an hour. nothing too wild. ❜
❛ idc (i do care) ❜
❛ ‘are you taken?’ yes bitch, taken for granted ❜
❛ half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is, well, an asshole ❜
❛ you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????? ❜
❛ you will find your home, you will find your place. you will find your people. give it a little bit of time but it will happen. ❜
❛ in order lead a happy life i’m gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit. ❜
❛ any body else here not good at anything??? ❜
❛ you can’t force people to appreciate you. ❜
❛ *puts on baseball cap* i am the dad now… ❜
❛ i fake smart.. like i’m honestly a dumbass idk shit but i know how to seem like i do.. i’m smart-passing.. ❜
❛ every straight woman who ever called her platonic friend her ‘girlfriend’ owes me $50 ❜
❛ i am a professional at misreading tones and overreacting to problems that most likely don’t exist ❜
❛ honestly if i survive the next 3 years of my life, i will be impressed with myself ❜
❛ you can’t cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer ❜
❛ patiently waiting for a kind soul to come along and make everything a little softer, brighter. ❜
❛ honestly i don’t even play an active role in my life, shit just happens and i’m like oh this is what we’re doing now? ok ❜
❛ no offense but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes i will literally haunt you all ❜
❛ imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 an hour ❜
❛ i have finally reached the age of most young adult protagonists yet my life is still uneventful??? where is my cool story??? my cool talents??? @ universe i’m pissed ❜
❛ hello, police? i accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested ❜
❛ *tries to watch 45 minute episode in 20 minutes ❜
❛ please don’t just come in my life, take my heart and leave. please don’t do that. ❜
❛ concept: me, 10 years from now, living in a pretty house with my love, sipping a hot cappuccino on a rainy autumn afternoon. our dog curls up next to me in the window bench while our cat snoozes on the bed. i’m financially stable and i’m never tired anymore. the bees are safe. ❜
❛ i can’t believe what walkie talkies are called ❜
❛ the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal ❜
❛ me: *is bitter but is also right* ❜
❛ just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. godspeed, my queen. ❜
❛ i’ve never belonged anywhere, i’m always just in between ❜
❛ too young for unnecessary stress, i gotta live ❜
❛ i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information ❜
❛ i’m like always sleepy. i feel like i should be used to this by now and stop complaining about being sleepy but i can’t. always, i’m sleepy. ❜
❛ lmao no offense… but what’s the point of being mean to people for no reason ❜
❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk ❜
❛ “alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find and enjoy it because i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like.. beer ❜
❛ tfw you’re already fully aware of the unnecessary self destructive bullshit you’re doing but you can’t bring yourself to do anything to stop it ❜
❛ hey sorry for not replying i didn’t want to ❜
❛ honestly how am i gonna make it in the world???? i get a little teary eyed any time someone compliments my personality ❜
❛ true bonding is when you and your friends are all angry about the same thing ❜
❛ *touches your hand and looks seriously into your eyes* i am a piece of shit ❜
❛ lets play ‘how rude can i be until you realize i don’t like you’ ❜
❛ i love drunk me but i don’t trust her ❜
❛ hate when i am wearing makeup and still look shitty like what else am i supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right and exercise??? as if ❜
❛ i’m not on a high horse. i’m not even on a horse. i’m face down in a ditch on the road of life ❜
❛ i hate when people ask me what i would do in their situation because 9 times out of 10 i would literally never be in that situation in the first place ❜
❛ i barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am i even alive ❜
❛ you had me at ‘hello’ and lost me at ‘i think your friend is cute’ ❜
❛ i’m pretty sure by now ‘tired’ is just a part of my personality description ❜
❛ wow i really liked that song now i think i’ll listen to it another seventy times in a row ❜
❛ ‘shit it’s 2 a.m.’ i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i’m surprised ❜
❛ i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade ❜
❛ telling other girls they look pretty is like cracking a glow stick full of positivity and female friendship ❜
❛ i want to be sun kissed and also people kissed ❜
❛ about me: glowing, eating peaches, drinking wine in lingerie, not texting your desperate ass back  ❜
❛ i highly recommend never having feelings ❜
❛ due to unfortunate circumstances, i am awake ❜
❛ i’m gonna solve mysteries so fucking good ❜
❛ what did people even wear in 2008 ❜
❛ i’ll just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  my way through life ❜
❛ you know what sucks? everything bye ❜
❛ me? overreacting? probably ❜
❛ people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience ❜
❛ honestly if i survive the next 3 years of my life i will be impressed with myself ❜
❛ if you listen carefully you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜
❛ any time you like a boy just know you played yourself. always keep that stored in your mind for later ❜
❛ hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof ❜
❛ what i lack in personality i make up for in…….. nothing ❜
❛ me? cancelled ❜
❛ an app that tells you how raven something is ❜
❛ be with someone who will take care of you. not materialistically but takes care of your soul, your well being, your heart, and everything that’s you ❜
❛ i love the infinite multiverse theory because that means there’s a universe where i’ve pulled every single fire alarm i’ve ever seen ❜
❛ name a more iconic duo than the lengths i’ll go to both get attention and to avoid it… i’ll wait ❜
❛ i just want to be treated very gently and smell like vanilla and wear only matte dusty rose lipstick ❜
❛ 2017 is going to be a very healing year because it’s going to force us to accept that 2007 was ten years ago not three and i think that’s the root of our collective issues ❜
❛ i just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality, and help to destroy racism ❜
❛ i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented… i forgot where i was going with this ❜
❛ how is 2016 already almost over?? like this bitch came in, fucked us up, then left like she gave us a gift ❜
❛ supercalifragilisticextentialcrisis ❜
❛ stop breaking your own motherfucking heart ❜
❛ co-napping is a beautiful thing. knock out with me so i know it’s real ❜
❛ *on the verge of tears* ok not that i care, but ❜
❛ it’s not you…. it’s your zodiac sign ❜
❛ i want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing ❜
❛ my heart is filled with hate and swag ❜
❛ ‘i don’t care’ i say, caringly, as i care deeply ❜
❛ i highly recommend never having feelings ❜
❛ we all ugly to somebody, don’t trip ❜
❛ do i have a crush or am i just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me? ❜
❛ my parents were arguing today and my mom said that justin timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this ❜
❛ kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad ❜
❛ everyone’s having their mid-life crisis at like 19 ❜
❛ there are just people out there that are the embodiment of the sun like the things they say do light up the world and make you feel warm they are human sunshine ❜
❛ dermatologists HATE me… everyone hates me. i’m so alone ❜
❛ you know when you realize and you just… realize ❜
❛ a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about ❜
❛ i’m not badass i’m sadass i cry about everything ❜
❛ inspired by animal crossing, i’ve started doing this thing where i mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again ❜
❛ i didn’t know double texting was such a big deal?? i have a lot to say ❜
❛ can someone please just be proud of me like fuck i’m trying ❜
❛ cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell you partner ‘my spidey senses are tingling’ ❜

(  you can find the other popular text posts memes on my old blog: 1, 2 )

20 Questions Led to This (Cheryl x Jughead SMUT)

Summary: Jughead found out that Cheryl has liked him for a while now they decided to set up a date. Only the date ended up being sex at Mayor McCoy’s House. Based on my RP Blog, when Josie and Jughead save Cheryl from her mother. Cheryl’s secret crush on Jughead had come out. With Josie at a sleepover at Val’s and Mayor McCoy out of town, Cheryl invited Jughead to come over and fix a little problem of hers that he started.

Warnings: Smut, Like A lots of Smut, Unprotected sex (literally they used a condom once. wtf), heartfelt conversations too, dirty talk, daddy kink, I mean Cheryl is in this,

Disclaimer: Betty and Jughead are not nor were they ever a couple in this! Also, @jugheadkingofweirdos helped me writing this! <3

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20 Questions Led to This (Cheryl x Jughead Smut)

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               me right now : wtf are you all doing here ?? i mean this blog isn’t even a week old and boom !! i got more than 150 followers. you have made my whole rp experience ( whichever blog it was ) the best. thank you. now, let’s get to the lovin’.

    MY CUTIEPIES. 

                   first of all i wanna start with jessie  /  @wildhearted. you’re mia to my hue. thank you. so freaking much for letting me play this amazing muse. i have always been fascinated by you, damn i was even a little bit intimidated bu you. for real, you are such a sweet person who deserves all the love tbh. you yourself are such a kind person, and i know we haven’t talked much, but i already see you as one of my few friends !! and you know what ?? i am pretty amazed that i am able to keep two muses at once, but it’s probably the fact that hue is such a important muse for me. i hope our squad’s gonna grow lmao !! 
                then, i wanna say something to my natrito  /  @onyovrleft, @promcss, @tragicfate & @carryburdens. my love, do you like remember these days where we would talk every single day ?? well, i seriously miss them, and i would really wanna do this again, but life is taking over tbh. and even though we don’t talk so much anymore, you’re still an amazing person and you are 4ever in my heart. whenever you are on the dash, i just get so happy and just knowing that ur okay, makes me feel ultimately good.
           amaye  /  @onlymyown. amaye. my heart, my soul, my life. whenever i feel sad, you freaking make me laugh when i don’t even wanna smile. we have had pain on cassie, and i am pretty sure we will have in on here. but, you omg. you are a light to my life. talking to you makes all those bad days become better !! whatever you will do, i will always be with you. you are like one of y few real friends, here and outside tumblr. so, thank you for all this kindness that i really don’t deserve. 
        pls no i did not forget the amazing jesse   /  @tragicloss. screams. you are an amazing flower. and tbh dimi is too i can’t deny that. we haven’t realy talked for a while, but i can’t even keep up with myself ok. nad i am really sorry ok. you have always brightened my dash with you ic and ooc posts. and tbh dimi is one of my fave ocs, it’s unimagnible that i would actually not write something about him. i have always loved those muses that have been so much, but still are so kind. you play him so well, sometimes i forget he’s not canon tbh. well, i really wanna tell you, that you have a special place in my heart xxx
       my vivi  /  @weiirdwitch. i miss talking to you more than ever tbh. but you know i really can’t find the time anymore but when i do, i really try to talk to you as much as i can. you are my sunshine tbh. if you ever think that you are not amazing, then you’re lying to yourself. you are. you’re a bright star that always brights my days. thank you vi. thank you for making me feel loved. thank you for never making me feel that i am annoying. and i hope i am making you feel the same way. 
      trevor   /   @lifefcrdeath , @backinaflcsh. you are an amazing person and a talented writer. pls, repeat it ok. seriously, we do not talk that much anymore. college and your work isn’t helping and those time zones aren’t helping either. but i still keep thinking about you every day. i still keep looking at you blogs and hope you are doing fine and just looking at anything you do makes me so happy ! i wanna thank you for being such an amazing friend. thank you. 
    ma moon  /  @viiduus. your my moon tbh. that pun will never get old. listen, we don’t talk anymore like we used to, but i always freaking scream when i see you on the dash and hope you are doing fine. sometimes i look at the moon, and think : nah, you’re not as bright as my moon. because it’s true, tho. you’re one really kind person and i couldn’t stop following you on every single blog. i heart you bae.
    harley  /  @lunarwclf. how are you my bae ? i hope you are fine. and now i gotta make a stupid thing. HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE. well, we are probably not far away, but i had to xD. ok but for real, alex is the best. and you bright my day everyday. that’s not it, no. i wish that you would never feel that you are not needed here, because you are. and it’s not just me and i am sure of that. you are amazing and deserve the world !!

           MY LIGHTS. people who i rp with and am to lazy to write up there and love and tbh stalk. 

      @atroversiaamo, @sorcr, @exubiytsa, @searedrebirth@whitespiider, @speediings@araphorostiic, @bibliophiliism, @fatherofmachine@americabrand, @empathyeatings, @agenths, @gunkanjiima, @butscrewmefirst, @brokcnlegacies, @agonyborn, @bronzemaned, @dokkstjarna, @bitchculebra, @fragilcminds, @fortcvolontc, @killchained@shotgunaxecombo, @honeyburnt, @absumpsi@bloodintolerant, @fallencomrade, @culebral, @iinvincible  / @deadllyshot , @redheadarcher, @neverparted, @horrorempathy  / @thedestrcyer, @rizhii, @moonjeweled, @garmrr, @maximofflegacy, @likethcrns, @tcrightnow, @starksprincess, @winterscn, @rougescion, @britishnation, @ircnmama, @firstnayezdnik@enigmatie, @ofbanncr, @humblefarmcr, @shrinemade, @outlawiism, @vxpergreen, @strxnzo, @playsvulgar, @strangledmulan, @starkwithsarcasm, @olivercharlcs, @antagxnized, @notimminent, @shesaidrun, @stupidarrows, @afewmistakes, @astralord / @coldbattle, @loudmiinds, @hclywcrs, @danversiism, @alinamaximoffrogers, @clairebxrton, @futurecrest,  @femmekill, @reclaimedasset, @islanddeath, @amongwclves, @natstxrk, @blackironed, @runebrush, @hcndler, @hydraserpent, @classiqve, @kncwnmisery, @nymphomaniia, @showmaxter, @americanasitgets, @astcriiia, @hasnerve, @xgamora, @awakesforce, @ordinaryswan, @tcthefuture, @iviaw, @foundingavenger, @batgirlbatarangs, @esorbitanza, @topazgaze, @fallcnsoldier, @seiismic, @gammamade, @sunnytoothed, @ledivdova, @bullshitreigned, @punchit@moranument@radiasi, @baywindowed.

Hanamaki Takahiro
Season 2, episode 20
Hanamaki Takahiro

Someone asked me to make another audio post with Hanamaki’s voice from the last episode and since I’m such a hoe for his voice, I decided to do it.

Remember when I said I wouldn’t be making any new blogs? Me neither. So yeah, it’s your friendly trash meme fiend here with a 6th blog in this community (still on top of my game wtf) so if you’re interested to roleplay with my probably awful luffy game, feel free to give this a like or a reblog.

Fair warning, in over 15 years of roleplaying, he’s my first honest to good nice character. I might suck and RUIN him so consider yourself warned.

I’ll be gone until tomorrow night though so I will not be able to start roleplaying before Sunday evening.

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                            IT’S MY SEMI-ANNIVERSARY!! 

           So gang, I made it to six months of this deadbeat huh? I didn’t actually realise how much I would enjoy playing Boomer to be quite honest with you, I liked his character and everything of course but I took up the challenge of playing him on a complete whim, not really thinking it would last, as I have tried to play other characters before with them failing to really catch on. I think you see people who have played the same muse for a seemingly unbelievable amount of time and you are just like ??? because you have trouble sticking to the same muse for more than like two months, but I think that everyone has at least one really great muse that you connect with and they stick with you for yonks and honestly I think I finally found mine (after like how many years of rp lol).

          I am so surprised at the amount of people who have come around and wanted to interact with my Diggy, and I am so grateful, and so grateful for all the compliments I get on my portrayal because some days I am honestly just like “wtf am I doing rn?” but most importantly!! I am grateful to all the people who have given me a go, to all the friends I have made, I think I have made more friends through this blog than my others, to all the anons who send in really weird or prying questions which make me laugh (and sometimes cringe) but cause Digger to have a mental breakdown AND 

                ❤ ❤ ❤  THANK YOU TO ALL MY ❤ ❤ ❤
   ❤ ❤ ❤ FOLLOWERS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! ❤ ❤ ❤

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New Voltron OC RP Blog

Hello Voltron fandom, I’m ready to dip my toe into the RP side of the fandom with my shiny new Druid OC, Osera. Feel free to like/reblog this post so I can find other Voltron RP blogs cause I’m ready for RP with my new trash OC. I’m eager to find other muns who RP characters within the Galra Empire, especially Lord Zarkon and Haggar.

Note that this is a Side Blog and all follow backs will be from @sly-shadeleaf as I gotta have my organization. Please also give a glance over my general guidelines on my blog as well. Thanks!

Its been two days...

After two days, Bett decided to call and ask me on a date. Immediately when i sat down i began going off. 

Aubrey: Soo where the hell have you been for the past two days ?

Bett: I was at home…

Aubrey: Bullshit Bett, My mom said she saw you in Jersey City at a restaurant with some woman.

Bett: *scratches head*

Aubrey: Are you gonna explain or not?

After about 2 minutes of complete silence, I stand up to get ready to leave,, Bett stops me and gets down on one knee and asked me to marry her! Y’all I don’t know what to say!! @helloitskeetz @heroicseoul

anonymous asked:

Doubledutycops - RP meme

My opinion on:

Character in general: Cannon Prowl is such a prick wtf. Like, I love how complex he is, and I love his ambiguous morals and how morally grey he is in a lot of different universes. And I adore the shattered glass Prowl the mun plays on this blog, it’s so good and it really works with the cannon Prowl! 

How they play them: *Throws hands on the table* I love it. So much. They are so in character all the time, and it is such a treat to see them on my dashboard. Not only is their writing incredible but their characterisation is spot on, and they show such an amazing depth and knowledge about their characters and ahhhhhhhhh *screams for a thousand years.* It’s amazing how great you can play not just one character, but two as well, it’s just so good! 

The Mun: I haven’t actually talked much with the mun at all, and don’t really know that much about them. However, from what I have seen/heard they seem like a really cool, really passionate sort of person, and I would love to get to know them!

Do I…

Rp with them? Yeah, I do! Not super often, but I have rp’d with them and have a thread going with them as we speak. 

Want to rp with them? yES! Honestly, they are so talented at writing which makes roleplaying with them an absolute treat! 

Overall Opinion: They are just incredibly talented, not only at roleplaying but at writing and characterisation. You can see the effort and passion they put into their writing, which is something really admirable. So yeah, I love the blog and legitimately get a bit excited when I see their posts on my dash, 

anonymous asked:

That list is even starting to add rp blogs wtf. can you not??? but also when is my rp blog gonna get on there 👀 please promo my rp blog antis.

OMF EVEN ROLEPLAY BLOGS IM;;; AKDHJSHDDGHDHGD

wyattoliwablazkowicz  asked:

i was fast scrolling through my dash and went the astrology post you rebagled on your other blog and i caught site of your tag and i thought it said "me and janae" not "me and james" and i was like whoa sis wtf and i had fast scroll back up to reread it anyways my night is terrific how are u sis

ANAJSJDKQOETNDKSORNJDOSTB BLEASE !!! i don’t even think i know your sign? rip but also! im good! i redid my hair (which took. a few hours) & watched flashpoint & then i rp’d for a bit! how are you sis? ☺️

esabandera  asked:

do my url daddy ;000

My Opinion on;

Character(s) in general: they’re all my sons okay i love them && i’m gonna write with all of them
How they play them: sophie is so god damn good ? like wtf how are all of ur muses so in character
&& perfect stop ur making the rest of us mumus look bad ??? && their writing has me shook honestly 
The Mun: MY CHILD !! i love sophie even though she tries to tell me that she loves me more which is 100% FALSE because i adore her sm. she’s such a sweet bean
&& her existence makes my soul happy

Do I:

RP with them: ya but idk why like soph is so far above me why did she even give my blogs a second glance tbh
Want to RP with them: yES please i will never get sick of writing with my baby

What is my;

Overall Opinion: what a wholesome bean. what i aspire to be. give her all of the love bc she deserves it

my question tonight is wtf are roleplay (rp) blogs ever talking about and why do they format their posts like that and why do they always have those weird pixellated grainy looking gifs…….. 

eomma-eagle-deactivated20170624  asked:

I LOVE YOU B RKEJDNDKENDNDKD and to the anon: wtf man???? Most of us are busy or in PM's so you can fuck off right now. B is doing an absolutely amazing job. I remember when I ran my rp blog, my co-admin left for personal reasons, so I had to run it by myself. I was so stressed, I decided to delete it, but B is so strong! She's doing an amazing job and we love her so much. This blog is the only other thing that we have to look foward to. So you can take a long walk off a short pier, rude anon.

DAMN GO OFF

killthebxy  asked:

positivity for snarkofstark, onlywhores, and secxndstark please!

positivity! || accepting || @snarkofstark @onlywhores and @secxndstark


SNARKOFSTARK

Our muses bonded over a love of sexual intercourse and hot tubs, and there’s been no looking back from there really lmao. We created a hot tub baby, and since then, have spoke via IM almost every day I think?? Akki is my marvel mentor, and Tony is Myriam’s pain-in-the-ass baby daddy, and also v good pal. A very good portrayal and very friendly and fun mun - who has as much love for their GoT verse as their main one, so pls pls pls, all ASOIAF blogs, go follow this genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist <3 

ONLYWHORES

Elsie is so sweet and lovely! Also! I’ve only gotten to RP with Satin, not Jeyne yet, but SATIN! If you had told me two months ago that I would ship Myriam with Satin I’d have been like wtf? But it WORKS! And I love it! I think we have three threads now and I love them all! Also - OUR MUSES NEED TO CONVINCE JON ABOUT THAT THREESOME! ASAP! 

SECXNDSTARK

Yes yes <3 Have been in love with this blog ever since we became mutuals on Jorjayna, and we tentatively approached each other, before deciding that our little Stark OCs should be twins lmao. I had never RP’d with another Stark OC at that point so it was so refreshing, and I still love Cedric after all this time! Such a developed and amazing character who is so interesting and provides a new perspective on the ASOIAF universe! Also teaches me important slang terms that I should be aware of for my future life lmao. 

KNOWING YOUR PARTNER CAN POTENTIALLY
MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER.

REPOST. DON’T REBLOG.

– BASICS.

NAME:  Tara
•  PRONOUNS: she/her but i don’t really care too much
•  SEXUALITY: bisexual
•  TAKEN OR SINGLE:  single lol

– THREE FACTS.

  1. i’m literally so boring ugh i can’t think of any facts about myself
  2. idk
  3. i got nothing man

– EXPERIENCE.

 HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS?):  i think i started rping in other fandoms in like 2011 oh my god that’s weird af wtf, that makes it 6 years at some point soon, but 6 months on tumblr
•  PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED:  tumblr and some others lol. 
•  BEST EXPERIENCE:  honestly i love tumblr rp so much, so this blog is probably my best experience, also this is the first time that i’ve actually made friends from a fan-based activity

– MUSE PREFERENCES.

•  FEMALE OR MALE: i don’t really have a preference, idk, i guess i tend towards males bc they usually get more attention lol.
 FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT: I write a lot of angst but i’m always like ‘why’, i really like the sad stuff but also it’s kinda nice when Lindir is happy. 
•  PLOTS OR MEMES:  plotting
•  LONG OR SHORT REPLIES:  Long if I can, but it just depends on the thread and the previous reply
•  BEST TIME TO WRITE: Afternoon/evening
 ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): the more i’ve written/thought about lindir the more similar to him I’ve become tbh. i do try not to project onto him too much lol, but i guess i’m kind of like him in some ways.

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Tagging:  @elenathen @cuilpantielthesleepyscribe idk who else um some new mutuals @hecomes @ofgcndor @burlybrute @evcrbloom 

when u afk from your rp blogs for almost a month and do all your drafts but then you reach  That One Very Smutty Draft™ and you’re just like wondering how the heck it went there so you have to re-read the whole thing and you die a little inside because they’re the kind of ship that would make people go wtf if they read it