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POPULAR TEXT POSTS + ASK MEME  (  PART 3  )

❛ i need a reasonable paying job, something like $2,000 an hour. nothing too wild. ❜
❛ idc (i do care) ❜
❛ ‘are you taken?’ yes bitch, taken for granted ❜
❛ half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is, well, an asshole ❜
❛ you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????? ❜
❛ you will find your home, you will find your place. you will find your people. give it a little bit of time but it will happen. ❜
❛ in order lead a happy life i’m gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit. ❜
❛ any body else here not good at anything??? ❜
❛ you can’t force people to appreciate you. ❜
❛ *puts on baseball cap* i am the dad now… ❜
❛ i fake smart.. like i’m honestly a dumbass idk shit but i know how to seem like i do.. i’m smart-passing.. ❜
❛ every straight woman who ever called her platonic friend her ‘girlfriend’ owes me $50 ❜
❛ i am a professional at misreading tones and overreacting to problems that most likely don’t exist ❜
❛ honestly if i survive the next 3 years of my life, i will be impressed with myself ❜
❛ you can’t cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer ❜
❛ patiently waiting for a kind soul to come along and make everything a little softer, brighter. ❜
❛ honestly i don’t even play an active role in my life, shit just happens and i’m like oh this is what we’re doing now? ok ❜
❛ no offense but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes i will literally haunt you all ❜
❛ imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 an hour ❜
❛ i have finally reached the age of most young adult protagonists yet my life is still uneventful??? where is my cool story??? my cool talents??? @ universe i’m pissed ❜
❛ hello, police? i accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested ❜
❛ *tries to watch 45 minute episode in 20 minutes ❜
❛ please don’t just come in my life, take my heart and leave. please don’t do that. ❜
❛ concept: me, 10 years from now, living in a pretty house with my love, sipping a hot cappuccino on a rainy autumn afternoon. our dog curls up next to me in the window bench while our cat snoozes on the bed. i’m financially stable and i’m never tired anymore. the bees are safe. ❜
❛ i can’t believe what walkie talkies are called ❜
❛ the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal ❜
❛ me: *is bitter but is also right* ❜
❛ just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. godspeed, my queen. ❜
❛ i’ve never belonged anywhere, i’m always just in between ❜
❛ too young for unnecessary stress, i gotta live ❜
❛ i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information ❜
❛ i’m like always sleepy. i feel like i should be used to this by now and stop complaining about being sleepy but i can’t. always, i’m sleepy. ❜
❛ lmao no offense… but what’s the point of being mean to people for no reason ❜
❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk ❜
❛ “alcohol isn’t supposed to taste good” buddy watch me drink the fruitiest/sweetest shit i can find and enjoy it because i don’t hate myself enough to even begin to consider drinking like.. beer ❜
❛ tfw you’re already fully aware of the unnecessary self destructive bullshit you’re doing but you can’t bring yourself to do anything to stop it ❜
❛ hey sorry for not replying i didn’t want to ❜
❛ honestly how am i gonna make it in the world???? i get a little teary eyed any time someone compliments my personality ❜
❛ true bonding is when you and your friends are all angry about the same thing ❜
❛ *touches your hand and looks seriously into your eyes* i am a piece of shit ❜
❛ lets play ‘how rude can i be until you realize i don’t like you’ ❜
❛ i love drunk me but i don’t trust her ❜
❛ hate when i am wearing makeup and still look shitty like what else am i supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right and exercise??? as if ❜
❛ i’m not on a high horse. i’m not even on a horse. i’m face down in a ditch on the road of life ❜
❛ i hate when people ask me what i would do in their situation because 9 times out of 10 i would literally never be in that situation in the first place ❜
❛ i barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am i even alive ❜
❛ you had me at ‘hello’ and lost me at ‘i think your friend is cute’ ❜
❛ i’m pretty sure by now ‘tired’ is just a part of my personality description ❜
❛ wow i really liked that song now i think i’ll listen to it another seventy times in a row ❜
❛ ‘shit it’s 2 a.m.’ i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i’m surprised ❜
❛ i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade ❜
❛ telling other girls they look pretty is like cracking a glow stick full of positivity and female friendship ❜
❛ i want to be sun kissed and also people kissed ❜
❛ about me: glowing, eating peaches, drinking wine in lingerie, not texting your desperate ass back  ❜
❛ i highly recommend never having feelings ❜
❛ due to unfortunate circumstances, i am awake ❜
❛ i’m gonna solve mysteries so fucking good ❜
❛ what did people even wear in 2008 ❜
❛ i’ll just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  my way through life ❜
❛ you know what sucks? everything bye ❜
❛ me? overreacting? probably ❜
❛ people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience ❜
❛ honestly if i survive the next 3 years of my life i will be impressed with myself ❜
❛ if you listen carefully you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜
❛ any time you like a boy just know you played yourself. always keep that stored in your mind for later ❜
❛ hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof ❜
❛ what i lack in personality i make up for in…….. nothing ❜
❛ me? cancelled ❜
❛ an app that tells you how raven something is ❜
❛ be with someone who will take care of you. not materialistically but takes care of your soul, your well being, your heart, and everything that’s you ❜
❛ i love the infinite multiverse theory because that means there’s a universe where i’ve pulled every single fire alarm i’ve ever seen ❜
❛ name a more iconic duo than the lengths i’ll go to both get attention and to avoid it… i’ll wait ❜
❛ i just want to be treated very gently and smell like vanilla and wear only matte dusty rose lipstick ❜
❛ 2017 is going to be a very healing year because it’s going to force us to accept that 2007 was ten years ago not three and i think that’s the root of our collective issues ❜
❛ i just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality, and help to destroy racism ❜
❛ i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented… i forgot where i was going with this ❜
❛ how is 2016 already almost over?? like this bitch came in, fucked us up, then left like she gave us a gift ❜
❛ supercalifragilisticextentialcrisis ❜
❛ stop breaking your own motherfucking heart ❜
❛ co-napping is a beautiful thing. knock out with me so i know it’s real ❜
❛ *on the verge of tears* ok not that i care, but ❜
❛ it’s not you…. it’s your zodiac sign ❜
❛ i want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing ❜
❛ my heart is filled with hate and swag ❜
❛ ‘i don’t care’ i say, caringly, as i care deeply ❜
❛ i highly recommend never having feelings ❜
❛ we all ugly to somebody, don’t trip ❜
❛ do i have a crush or am i just idolizing this person for being vaguely nice to me? ❜
❛ my parents were arguing today and my mom said that justin timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this ❜
❛ kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad ❜
❛ everyone’s having their mid-life crisis at like 19 ❜
❛ there are just people out there that are the embodiment of the sun like the things they say do light up the world and make you feel warm they are human sunshine ❜
❛ dermatologists HATE me… everyone hates me. i’m so alone ❜
❛ you know when you realize and you just… realize ❜
❛ a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about ❜
❛ i’m not badass i’m sadass i cry about everything ❜
❛ inspired by animal crossing, i’ve started doing this thing where i mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again ❜
❛ i didn’t know double texting was such a big deal?? i have a lot to say ❜
❛ can someone please just be proud of me like fuck i’m trying ❜
❛ cosmo sex tip #367: when you’re in the mood, tell you partner ‘my spidey senses are tingling’ ❜

(  you can find the other popular text posts memes on my old blog: 1, 2 )

20 Questions Led to This (Cheryl x Jughead SMUT)

Summary: Jughead found out that Cheryl has liked him for a while now they decided to set up a date. Only the date ended up being sex at Mayor McCoy’s House. Based on my RP Blog, when Josie and Jughead save Cheryl from her mother. Cheryl’s secret crush on Jughead had come out. With Josie at a sleepover at Val’s and Mayor McCoy out of town, Cheryl invited Jughead to come over and fix a little problem of hers that he started.

Warnings: Smut, Like A lots of Smut, Unprotected sex (literally they used a condom once. wtf), heartfelt conversations too, dirty talk, daddy kink, I mean Cheryl is in this,

Disclaimer: Betty and Jughead are not nor were they ever a couple in this! Also, @jugheadkingofweirdos helped me writing this! <3

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20 Questions Led to This (Cheryl x Jughead Smut)

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Hanamaki Takahiro
Season 2, episode 20
Hanamaki Takahiro

Someone asked me to make another audio post with Hanamaki’s voice from the last episode and since I’m such a hoe for his voice, I decided to do it.

( birthday bash: meg’s follow forever! )

woah wtf i’m 20! and i’m also 1 follower away from 600 whICH IS INSANE!!!!! because i’m shit at graphics nor do i have the energy to even attempt at making one, i’ll leave you all with this text post. 

today is my birthday, and i just wanted this to be a day of positivity! so thank you for following me! i don’t mean just the blog but following me and my rp journey (lol) because it’s honestly been such a fun and wild ride. i can’t thank my partners enough for being there to cheer me up with simple headcanons of our ships (whether those ships are no longer around or are still alive and well – y’all know who you are fam), for tagging me in random shit because i love that lmao, for just being around! i truly enjoy rp-ing with all of you!! and even if we haven’t rp-ed yet, just know i most likely really want to LOL i admire each and every one of you! and if i’ve missed out on anyone, i’m genuinely sorry for my forgetful ass.

you’ve all been great, and here’s to an even better year ahead of us!

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Wtf is my life!?

So me and @michelleandbloodmoon were doing an Rp with Eyeth. I played Seth and he played Eyeless and Eli. So as we rped it came to a part where Seth was making breakfast on Christmas morning.

And he was making breakfast sausage… This is gonna take a complete different turn then you think.

So I wrote down after writing ‘breakfast sausage’ “SETH’S A PRIEST BITCH BUT HE STILL GET SAUSAGE!! And then

I ended up making a song with most of @insane-ej-blog or also known as @insane-lj characters and @6agentgg9 characters

@insane-ej-blog I swear I didn’t plan this and I didn’t want to say anything so you can get a first hand reaction-

So yeah.
Here is what I made

(Now… Rose will make. The rest of the song


SETH’S A PRIEST BITCH BUT HE STILL GETS SAUSAGE!! EYELESS IS A DOMINATE BITCH SO HE GIVES SAUSAGE!!! DUST GOT A DICC SO HE GIVE SAUSAGE!! BLUE IS DUSTS THICC BABE SO HE GETS HIS SAUSAGE!!!

*takes in deep breathe*

FURY IS SAD CUZ HE CAN’T GET SAUSAGE!! AARON IS A NICE POLITE GUY SO HE WAITS TO GIVE SAUSAGE!! LOKI IS ALSO A DOM SO HE GIVES SAUSAGE!! SPRINKLE CAN’T WALK BECAUSE LOKI GAVE HIM SAUSAGE!! BEN AND TY DON’T HAVE SHIPPING SO NO ONE CAN GIVE THEM SAUSAGE!! IM NOT SURE WHO DOKU IS SHIPPED WITH SO HE DOESN’T GET SAUSAGE YET!!

*wheeze*

HEX HAS A TRAP BOOTY BUT HE REFUSES THE SAUSAGE!! SCOURGE IS A FLUSTERED BEAN SO HE WAITS FOR ALONE TIME FOR THE SAUSAGE!! DRAKE WANTS TO TAP DAT ASS SO HE GIVES SCOURGE SAUSAGE!!

*wheeeeeze*

THE SUBS ARE THICC
THE DOMS GOT A DICC
AND THE CHILDREN BE LIKE
‘OH SHIT…!


MY MOM GOT SAUSAGE–’

Sausage song by BlueRoseGaming16 (meh)
Characters from Tumblrs Insane-Ej-Blog & 6agentgg9

Buy mix tape today

What am I doing with my life _._

               me right now : wtf are you all doing here ?? i mean this blog isn’t even a week old and boom !! i got more than 150 followers. you have made my whole rp experience ( whichever blog it was ) the best. thank you. now, let’s get to the lovin’.

    MY CUTIEPIES. 

                   first of all i wanna start with jessie  /  @wildhearted. you’re mia to my hue. thank you. so freaking much for letting me play this amazing muse. i have always been fascinated by you, damn i was even a little bit intimidated bu you. for real, you are such a sweet person who deserves all the love tbh. you yourself are such a kind person, and i know we haven’t talked much, but i already see you as one of my few friends !! and you know what ?? i am pretty amazed that i am able to keep two muses at once, but it’s probably the fact that hue is such a important muse for me. i hope our squad’s gonna grow lmao !! 
                then, i wanna say something to my natrito  /  @onyovrleft, @promcss, @tragicfate & @carryburdens. my love, do you like remember these days where we would talk every single day ?? well, i seriously miss them, and i would really wanna do this again, but life is taking over tbh. and even though we don’t talk so much anymore, you’re still an amazing person and you are 4ever in my heart. whenever you are on the dash, i just get so happy and just knowing that ur okay, makes me feel ultimately good.
           amaye  /  @onlymyown. amaye. my heart, my soul, my life. whenever i feel sad, you freaking make me laugh when i don’t even wanna smile. we have had pain on cassie, and i am pretty sure we will have in on here. but, you omg. you are a light to my life. talking to you makes all those bad days become better !! whatever you will do, i will always be with you. you are like one of y few real friends, here and outside tumblr. so, thank you for all this kindness that i really don’t deserve. 
        pls no i did not forget the amazing jesse   /  @tragicloss. screams. you are an amazing flower. and tbh dimi is too i can’t deny that. we haven’t realy talked for a while, but i can’t even keep up with myself ok. nad i am really sorry ok. you have always brightened my dash with you ic and ooc posts. and tbh dimi is one of my fave ocs, it’s unimagnible that i would actually not write something about him. i have always loved those muses that have been so much, but still are so kind. you play him so well, sometimes i forget he’s not canon tbh. well, i really wanna tell you, that you have a special place in my heart xxx
       my vivi  /  @weiirdwitch. i miss talking to you more than ever tbh. but you know i really can’t find the time anymore but when i do, i really try to talk to you as much as i can. you are my sunshine tbh. if you ever think that you are not amazing, then you’re lying to yourself. you are. you’re a bright star that always brights my days. thank you vi. thank you for making me feel loved. thank you for never making me feel that i am annoying. and i hope i am making you feel the same way. 
      trevor   /   @lifefcrdeath , @backinaflcsh. you are an amazing person and a talented writer. pls, repeat it ok. seriously, we do not talk that much anymore. college and your work isn’t helping and those time zones aren’t helping either. but i still keep thinking about you every day. i still keep looking at you blogs and hope you are doing fine and just looking at anything you do makes me so happy ! i wanna thank you for being such an amazing friend. thank you. 
    ma moon  /  @viiduus. your my moon tbh. that pun will never get old. listen, we don’t talk anymore like we used to, but i always freaking scream when i see you on the dash and hope you are doing fine. sometimes i look at the moon, and think : nah, you’re not as bright as my moon. because it’s true, tho. you’re one really kind person and i couldn’t stop following you on every single blog. i heart you bae.
    harley  /  @lunarwclf. how are you my bae ? i hope you are fine. and now i gotta make a stupid thing. HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE. well, we are probably not far away, but i had to xD. ok but for real, alex is the best. and you bright my day everyday. that’s not it, no. i wish that you would never feel that you are not needed here, because you are. and it’s not just me and i am sure of that. you are amazing and deserve the world !!

           MY LIGHTS. people who i rp with and am to lazy to write up there and love and tbh stalk. 

      @atroversiaamo, @sorcr, @exubiytsa, @searedrebirth@whitespiider, @speediings@araphorostiic, @bibliophiliism, @fatherofmachine@americabrand, @empathyeatings, @agenths, @gunkanjiima, @butscrewmefirst, @brokcnlegacies, @agonyborn, @bronzemaned, @dokkstjarna, @bitchculebra, @fragilcminds, @fortcvolontc, @killchained@shotgunaxecombo, @honeyburnt, @absumpsi@bloodintolerant, @fallencomrade, @culebral, @iinvincible  / @deadllyshot , @redheadarcher, @neverparted, @horrorempathy  / @thedestrcyer, @rizhii, @moonjeweled, @garmrr, @maximofflegacy, @likethcrns, @tcrightnow, @starksprincess, @winterscn, @rougescion, @britishnation, @ircnmama, @firstnayezdnik@enigmatie, @ofbanncr, @humblefarmcr, @shrinemade, @outlawiism, @vxpergreen, @strxnzo, @playsvulgar, @strangledmulan, @starkwithsarcasm, @olivercharlcs, @antagxnized, @notimminent, @shesaidrun, @stupidarrows, @afewmistakes, @astralord / @coldbattle, @loudmiinds, @hclywcrs, @danversiism, @alinamaximoffrogers, @clairebxrton, @futurecrest,  @femmekill, @reclaimedasset, @islanddeath, @amongwclves, @natstxrk, @blackironed, @runebrush, @hcndler, @hydraserpent, @classiqve, @kncwnmisery, @nymphomaniia, @showmaxter, @americanasitgets, @astcriiia, @hasnerve, @xgamora, @awakesforce, @ordinaryswan, @tcthefuture, @iviaw, @foundingavenger, @batgirlbatarangs, @esorbitanza, @topazgaze, @fallcnsoldier, @seiismic, @gammamade, @sunnytoothed, @ledivdova, @bullshitreigned, @punchit@moranument@radiasi, @baywindowed.

since i don’t think i ever properly posted this in the actual tags / in the open ( it was kinda hidden on my rp blog / commissioned for theme art for @shadowtongued​ ). massive shout out to the sweetheart, @theresiidentdevil​ for this fantastic commission! it was well worth the price and more! her style is so dreamy and smooth! <3 also plz full view for the majesty michelle has created bc tumblr never ceases to shit on image quality.

feel free to reblog. please do not repost or use. don’t be that person. respect the artist and the commissioner.

100 FOLLOWERS LIKE WTF GUYS

I just opened Tumblr and saw that number and my heart skipped a beat. I was so afraid people won’t rp with me when I started this blog just two weeks ago, i never imagined I could get to this point.

Here’s a little list of awesome people

THE MAINS (AKA AWESOME DUDES WHO RP REGULARLY WITH THIS FREAKY OBNOXIOUS DUDETTE HERE)

@whatagloriousstainsir : My virtual big sis, my best friend here, the person that convinced me to get into the roleplay world again, the one I stay up chatting all night about freaky ships and theories and real life stuff. Basically, the best being I’ve ever met on this platform, even outside of the rp constest. Finding her is possibly one of the best things that happened to me since I’m on Tumblr. Her writing is awesome and I’m so happy our community has such a wonderful person in it (and one who roleplays such an awesome character. Ilysm <3.

@acadiian : The day a Misty blog commented a post of mine saying Charles was one of her faves and that she wanted to rp with me my heart stopped for a few seconds. Her Misty is awesome, the mun a sweet cinnamon roll, I love her and respect her so much. I’m so happy everytime I see her on my dash and interactions between Misty and Charles really make my day.

@thecarnival : Will I ever get tired of writing with this awesome blog? Nope. Will I ever stop praising them, their writing, the way they portray their characters? Nope. The mun is always so disponible, and their writing is so good, I can only hope to reach their level one day. I really hope to get to interact with the recently added Tim Burton muses because gosh, The Nightmare Before Christmas really is one of my favorite things.

@fissarsi : Enzo is really a charming yet quite complicated and controversial character that I myself am not really familiar with, but they play him so freaking well gosh. Threads with Elizabeth really bring me life and I hope in the future we’ll have more of those. The mun is also a sweet cinnamon roll, so approachable and gentle.

PEOPLE I ADMIRE FROM AFAR AND/OR WANNA INTERACT MORE WITH

@impuredarling / @jvstsoscared@agoodewitch / @enleve@lxnnisteroftherock@losersclubleader@hypn0tics@pinkietopinkie@sciencebuilt / @borntragcdy@tateblog@millennicl@somehorrors@borncruel@brokenragdoll@ssxgeorgie@twoparts@fearmongerings@aalchemist@perditionwrought@coulrophobicx@recklessdevotion@prosthetix@mentalmelter@killerofkillcrs@justice-driven  / @theblackviolet  / @zokliitsos / @cantrely / @billionaireboy / @beclzabub / @fionagoode / @tatteredviclet  / @pinkieprcmise@cultclowned@mcntgcmery@naivegiirl@scmuchdeath@serialqueen@clownbleach@l0strose  / @bloodypsychopath@ofhalfway@snowinabottle@brcveandvaaliant  / @goddamnplvcky@wilting-violets@occvlt@mysilvcrlining /  @jesteriina@nannydearest@tillhumanvxices@tristandcffy@fearjested@tellsjokes@kiillercunt@failednirvana@trappcdbird@ithasme@thefineartofbitchcraft@femmefatale@embattledment@biblekill@lcbsterboy@butscrewmefirst@psychicbjtch@consultndeduce

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                            IT’S MY SEMI-ANNIVERSARY!! 

           So gang, I made it to six months of this deadbeat huh? I didn’t actually realise how much I would enjoy playing Boomer to be quite honest with you, I liked his character and everything of course but I took up the challenge of playing him on a complete whim, not really thinking it would last, as I have tried to play other characters before with them failing to really catch on. I think you see people who have played the same muse for a seemingly unbelievable amount of time and you are just like ??? because you have trouble sticking to the same muse for more than like two months, but I think that everyone has at least one really great muse that you connect with and they stick with you for yonks and honestly I think I finally found mine (after like how many years of rp lol).

          I am so surprised at the amount of people who have come around and wanted to interact with my Diggy, and I am so grateful, and so grateful for all the compliments I get on my portrayal because some days I am honestly just like “wtf am I doing rn?” but most importantly!! I am grateful to all the people who have given me a go, to all the friends I have made, I think I have made more friends through this blog than my others, to all the anons who send in really weird or prying questions which make me laugh (and sometimes cringe) but cause Digger to have a mental breakdown AND 

                ❤ ❤ ❤  THANK YOU TO ALL MY ❤ ❤ ❤
   ❤ ❤ ❤ FOLLOWERS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! ❤ ❤ ❤

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New Voltron OC RP Blog

Hello Voltron fandom, I’m ready to dip my toe into the RP side of the fandom with my shiny new Druid OC, Osera. Feel free to like/reblog this post so I can find other Voltron RP blogs cause I’m ready for RP with my new trash OC. I’m eager to find other muns who RP characters within the Galra Empire, especially Lord Zarkon and Haggar.

Note that this is a Side Blog and all follow backs will be from @sly-shadeleaf as I gotta have my organization. Please also give a glance over my general guidelines on my blog as well. Thanks!

Sometimes, I poke around personal blogs that pop into my recommendation feed. 

And sometimes, I forgot that I’m running a Sans RP blog, and make a comment on one of their posts, only to hit enter before I realize my horrific mistake. 

I wonder what those people must think of this strange illustrated character cheering them on from the sidelines. XD

guess who’s back (back again)

this blog will contain spoilers for the last jedi! I will be messaging anyone i’m doing starters for to ask if they’re ok with them or not and spoilers will be tagged with #tlj spoilers if that’s something you wanna block right now! that being said, i’ll do 4 starters, not counting star wars cast! i gotta get back in my writing groove so bear with me ;o;

anonymous asked:

just wanted to let you know that i love you and your blog but im so intimidated to talk to you, but keep being your awesome self and making my dash quality af

i’m crying wtf why are you cutting onions because i don’t deserve this ?? i’m sorry that i intimidate you though, i promise i’m nice and i’d love to be your friend as long as you promise to laugh at my jokes and pretend my memes shook you and aren’t 100 years old !!