wtf lol

How They Make It: Plumbus

‘Cause you know everyone has a Plumbus in their homes.

First, they take the dinglebop,

And they smooth it out with a bunch of schleam.

The schleam is then repurposed for later batches.

They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo,

Where the Fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the Fleeb is rubbed because the Fleeb has all of the Fleeb juice.

Then a Shlamie shows up and rubs and … spits on it.

They cut the Fleeb. There are several hizards in the way.

The Blamphs rub against the chumbles,

Then plubus and grumble are shaved away.

That leaves you with a regular old Plumbus.