wtf is your name

so wtf is wrong with robert baratheon??

ROBERT BARATHEON: (To Arya) Your name is?

ROBERT BARATHEON: (To Bran) Ooh. Show us your muscles. You’ll be a soldier.

ROBERT BARATHEON: (To Ned) I have a son, you have a daughter. We’ll join our Houses.

ROBERT BARATHEON: (about Daenerys) Soon enough that child will spread her legs and start breeding.

ROBERT BARATHEON: A direwolf’s no pet. Get her a dog. She’ll be happier for it.

ROBERT BARATHEON: There’s a war coming, Ned. I don’t know when, I don’t know who we’ll be fighting, but it’s coming.

Yuuri's Favorite Russian
  • Yuuri, Victor, Yurio, Yakov, Mila, Minami, and Chris hanging at a competition they all happened to be assigned, and somehow they get on the topic of how Yuuri is doing in Russia.
  • Chris: So, Yuuri, who is your favorite Russian?
  • Victor: Pfft, me obviously
  • Yuuri: Well...
  • Every one looks at Yuuri in shock.
  • Yuuri: Obviously, I love him most, but he can hardly be called Russian if he didn't have the accent.
  • Yakov & Mila are all sorts of amused, Victor is half heartedly offended.
  • Chris: Then who?
  • Yuuri: *thinks for a few moments* It's between Yurio and Mila.
  • Yurio and Mila: *Victorious screaming* *jumps up to high five each other* *drags Yuuri up and literally lifts him on their shoulders chanting 'WE'RE YUURI'S FAVES'*
  • Every other Russian: *Pouting*
  • Yuuri: *trying not to fall and die as he's carried away*
  • Chris: *is so happy*
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19 AUS FOR JUSTINE :: Big Four In Storybrooke [14/19]

A GIANT-ASS THANK YOU TO BEYOURSOLDIER WHO HELPED PLAN THE AU AND WRITE THE LONG DESCRIPTION BELOW THIS WOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT YOUR AMAZINGNESS

HICCUP HADDOCK III. Was raised in a family legendary for their skills in hunting for sport - something Hiccup has never excelled in. After disappointing his father once again when actually adopting an animal he finds in the forest (and naming him Toothless, of all things!), Hiccup is demoted to help run Gobber’s auto shop. One day Granny calls him in to repair a broken stove and (with much awkward fumbling and maybe a little deja vu) he meets a red-headed waitress named Merida.

MERIDA DUNBROCH. Works at Granny’s Diner to save up for the day she gets to see the world beyond Storybrooke’s boundaries (despite her mother’s disapproval). When not at work, she runs out into the woods and practices her archery. One afternoon, she breaks her compound bow and (having no where else to go) decides to seek the local mechanic’s help. Hiccup agrees to fix the bow, which in turn leads to an unlikely friendship (that seems to be a bit too familiar to both of them).

JACK FROST. Having no known relatives in Storybrooke, he lives with the Bennett family who was kind enough to take him in. Widely avoided in town (though no one really understood why they felt the urge to ignore him), he’s been known to be a bit of a loner. Currently part of the staff of the mental ward in which Belle was kept in secret. Was sometimes assigned to her cell, and found himself being especially nice and offering her extra pudding because she reminded him of a little girl he thinks he might have known (Hint: Emma). One day he goes to pick Sophie up from daycare when lo and behold he meets a blonde girl named Rapunzel.

RAPUNZEL CORONA. Adopted and raised by Mother Gothel, who runs Storybrooke’s daycare center. She frequently takes over the place when Gothel leaves to run errands. It is here where she befriends a boy named Jack Frost, who (since then) starts to visit the daycare more and more frequently …to help care for the children, of course. (Surprisingly, he is amazing with kids.) When not at the center, she mostly stays stuck in her room or by the house where she likes to draw the citizens who pass by or the wildflowers that grow by the water.

Boyfriend Series; Mingyu

- everyone’s always saying how lucky you are for having such a cool and handsome boyfriend
- but you’re like uhhh “cool” and “kim mingyu” shouldn’t be in the same sentence LOL
- for your first date, mingyu takes you to the seoul lantern festival
- and it’s honestly such a beautiful experience
- he takes you out for street food near sunset, and after that, you both walk around the festival area, waiting for it to start
- the second it gets dark, one lantern lights up, then another and another
- before you know it, there are hundreds of beautiful lanterns floating in the water and they’re so vibrant and colorful in contrast to the dark night sky
- seeing just how amazed you look, mingyu takes out his phone and asks a nearby person to take a picture of you two in front of the lanterns
- the person agrees to it and counts “one, two, three…!”
- on three, mingyu cups your face, turns you in his direction, and kisses you right on the lips
- and under the stars, under a sky illuminated by lanterns of all colors, is where you both share your first kiss
- you’re not even going to lie, he was pretty cool that time, but now that you know him so well…… yeah he’s not cool at all
- mingyu likes to tease you a lot
- he likes to place things up high just to make fun of you
- but then while he’s laughing, he hits his head against an open cupboard and you have to hold ice against his forehead like good job mingyu
- the type to act manly while you’re both watching scary movies when he knows he won’t be able to sleep that night
- he loves lying his head on your lap
- you used to do that until he sneezed in your face and you were like honestly. wtf.
- “(name), are you still mad?? it was an accident!!” “don’t talk to me”
- when you catch him coughing in his hand or sneezing into it, right before he touches you, you slap his hand away and take like three steps back
- “mingyu, i am NOT coming near you until you wash your hands i swEAR”
- you both have matching SOCKS and it’s actually so cute???
- you have like five pairs and you both wear a pair when meeting up without telling each other, hoping that you’d both wear the same one coincidentally
- it took like seven tries but still
- his lock screen is a stolen shot of you petting a puppy and he’s going to keep it that way forever because it has the two things he loves the most in one picture
- good luck with his lame jokes
- he likes to say as a joke “aren’t you lucky to have kim mingyu, seventeen’s visual, as your boyfriend?” and once you said “what? isn’t junhui the visual?” and he was so OFFENDED
- he even went up to junhui and said “how dare you” and junhui was like “…did i do something wrong?”
- for someone who could cook and eats a lot, you’d think mingyu’s favorite food is one of his own homemade meals or at least something from a really popular restaurant but no
- he loves your cooking the most
- the type to crack jokes in the middle of something really romantic and just completely ruining the moment
- like you’re both about to kiss, but then he’d make a pun or just a lame joke in general and you’re like “ok no that’s it, you ruined it i’m leaving”
- he gives you piggyback rides all the time
- it’s not like he offers, you randomly jump onto his back and he laughs and just walks around while your arms are wrapped tightly around his neck
- he has to cover his red face whenever you wear his clothes because they’re so big on you and he thinks you look too cute in them
- bumps into everything, drops everything, trips over everything, makes a mess, forgets to bring things, he’s a tall mess LOL
- he loves holding hands with you and you guys always are whenever you go out
- the story behind this is that once, you were both walking through this crowd of people and guess what you lost him in the crowd
- you were like are you kidding me???? thanks to his height, you were able to spot him but geez mingyu you can’t just walk off like that when something catches your eye
- so holding hands is mostly just so that you both won’t get separated LMAO
- (unknown to you, it was all part of mingyu’s plan, he just wanted an excuse to hold it all the time NICE)
- mingyu loves forehead kisses, he actually melts after receiving one but his cheeks also turn bright pink when asking for another one
- he loves kisses on the lips because he likes seeing you go on your tippy-toes to reach his
- kisses are slow and breathy, and he always has his hands on your waist, or his fingers are tracing circles on your arms or the small of your back
- he likes giving you back hugs and swaying from side to side while you hold onto his arms
- always does something so unnecessary to show you that he still and will always love you after a fight
- “TO PROVE MY LOVE TO YOU, I WILL EAT THIS PING PONG BALL” “please don’t”
- these stupid antics never fail to make you laugh and that’s exactly what mingyu was hoping for
- he never wants to frown, he never wants you to cry, he never wants you to feel pain
- this is inevitable of course, but at least around him, he wants you to smile because he’s so happy when he’s with you
- and he only hopes you feel the same way
- “can you reach that for me please?”
- mingyu takes the item down for you, and you reward him with a kiss on the cheek after he gives it to you
- “thanks mingyu, i love you!!”
- “(laughs) i love you too, shortie”

500 wtf

okay so somehow this mess of a blog hit 500 praise the babadook lord and i wanted to do a follow forever 

mutuals are bolded i don’t even know how these people followed me back wtf thanks

if, somehow i forgot to put your name on here and we’re mutuals im so sorry forgive me im a mess

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i refuse to apologise for the ”banner”

also are you sick of the babadook meme and want me to rebrand or are you just here for the babadook please lmk i’m dying trying to figure out what to do

“excuse me, leave her alone.”

a/n: someone tell me wtf you call these .-. 

scenario/summary: this dude at the bar tries to get with you, but jimin, the guy who notices you getting uncomfortable and who you don’t even know, decides to help you out. 

person: park jimin / college au

  • okay so basically ur friends from your study group are celebrating finishing your exams
  • and like you dont really drink soju/alcohol since it hurts ur throat
  • and you sit by the bar bc they are having fun
  • and tHE BARTENDER IS GETTING SO CLOSE TO YOU
  • YOU’RE HELLA LIKE FUCKIN UNCOMFORTABLE
  • not to mention he was an old guy too lol
  • he was whispering compliments and your hands become so fuckin sweaty
  • “you’re so beautiful, babe..”
  • CRINGGGGGGGEEE
  • you dont know what to do
  • like hold up, he DIDNT EVEN ASK FOR YOUR NAME?????? WTF BOI?
  • ok from afar, park jimin can see you
  • he gets uncomfortable too
  • also yall dont even know each other but hes a popular guy at ur college
  • jimin gets tense
  • ooo la la jealousy?
  • anYWays lol
  • he sets his shot glass down and tells taehyung and jungkook just to stay there
  • walks over, clenching his jaw
  • OKAY HE COULD BE JEALOUS YNEVER KNOW
  • acts aggressive. mad mochi time
  • them bois be taking shots too but jk lowkey avoidin
  • jimin walks up and shoves the bartenders shoulder
  • “excuse me, leave her alone”
  • his arm is around your waist and yOU ARE SO FUCKIN HOT N SWEATY TO THE POINT UR LIKE A TOMATO
  • LIKE U DOUBT JIMIN KNOWS U AND HES COMING TO U ALREADY HOLDING UR WAIST??
  • then u realise he’s helping u
  • but u hope u dont die next school mornin cause of the girls..
  • OKAY ANYWAYYs 
  • bartender is fuckin confused lol
  • “so what if i dont?” bartender laughs and shrugs it off
  • “okay then, i’m going to be sure you’ll be at the hospital if you touch my girlfriend again” sexi mochis emphasising MY GIRLFRIENDWHOOooo 
  • BARTENDer isf uckin scared lol so he nods shyly and walks away
  • jimin sighs and his balled fist sets down to his side
  • you stare at him in shock and confusement (i mADE THAT A WORD YES)
  • okay also lowkey cause he looks good
  • “u-uh, thanks for helping me..”
  • “no problem, y/n. i saw you getting uh, uncomfortable”
  • YALL ARE SHYSHYSHY
  • you laugh a little before raising your eyebrow, “wait, how do u know my name?”
  • “your names always up on the exam board, top 10? of course i know you.”
  • “o-oh..” you blush, “i know you too, because the girls in my class..”
  • jimin laughs too and this becomes such a long conversation getting to know each other
  • you and jimin end up becoming friends
  • jimin forgets about taehyung and jungkook lOOOOL
  • “just know i’ll be there if a guy is making you uncomfortable, okay?”
  • you nod and thank him again
  • like u probably have said 1,000,000 thank us lets be real but he smiles
  • TRUST JIMIN 100%
  • THE ANGEL ON UR SIDE
  • protective guy :’)
  • the end

i can’t believe i had to watch him die twice