wtf is wrong with this dog

so wtf is wrong with robert baratheon??

ROBERT BARATHEON: (To Arya) Your name is?

ROBERT BARATHEON: (To Bran) Ooh. Show us your muscles. You’ll be a soldier.

ROBERT BARATHEON: (To Ned) I have a son, you have a daughter. We’ll join our Houses.

ROBERT BARATHEON: (about Daenerys) Soon enough that child will spread her legs and start breeding.

ROBERT BARATHEON: A direwolf’s no pet. Get her a dog. She’ll be happier for it.

ROBERT BARATHEON: There’s a war coming, Ned. I don’t know when, I don’t know who we’ll be fighting, but it’s coming.

  • *Chuuya, Akutagawa and Dazai went on a hiking for once*
  • Chuuya: Don't you just love Mother Nature, you guys?
  • Akutagawa: *is wheezing and breathing heavily for air*
  • Dazai: *lying on the ground* MOTHER NATURE IS A F*CKING CUNT

Okay, let’s just discuss the Weasley Twins in Slytherin, because, let’s be real, these boys were some cunning and ambitious mofos. 

  • Fred got Sorted first. He and everybody else thought he’d be in Gryffindor just like the rest of his family.
  • The Hat thought differently. Like, as soon he touched Fred’s hair, the Hat was like, ‘lol, nah bro. You Slytherin AF.’
  • So like, it’s a minute of silence before Fred just shrugs, like ‘a’ight’. And he goes and sits down and everybody just kind of blinks before McGonagall calls George’s name and the crowds like ‘okay the Weasleys can still redeem themselves.’
  • Then George is Sorted into Slytherin as well.
  • McGonagall’s eyebrow is twitching like she can just sense what kind of trouble the Twins of Terror are going to cause.
  • Seven years later as they cause the best fucking dramatic exit ever, she just tosses her hands in the air and goes ‘CALLED IT.’
  • But yeah, first year and people think they’d be uncomfortable af, right?
  • WRONG
  • They manage to find the Slytherin Common Room, and figure out the password before the Prefects can tell them so when everybody is flooding in, ready to go to bed that night, they just see Fred and George Weasley sprawled on the couches like, ‘Sup?
  • Snape hates them instantly. And he’s hella pissed because they are FUCKING AMAZING at potions. Like, they might be better than him- not that he’d ever admit it.
  • And so they’re left alone for the first month, because nobody knows what to do with them???? Cuz, like they’re pulling pranks left and right, and every now and then they’ll sit with their brothers???? At the Gryffindor table????
  • BUT, one day, some annoying-ass seventh year Slytherin calls them ‘blood traitors’, and he’s laughing like he’s proud but then he glances at them and sees they just have this look in their eyes.
  • The next day, as everyone floods in for dinner, the seventh year is found in the Great hall hanging from an ankle, completely decked out in Gryffindor colors
  • Fred and George Weasley are never messed with again
  • ALSO THEY MAKE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS AND DEFEND EVEN THE SEVENTH YEAR SLYTHERINS BECAUSE THEY REALLY AREN’T THAT BAD. YOU IDIOTS ARE THE ONES WHO ARE BEING DISCRIMINATORY
  • Fred hears a Gryffindor call the very same Slytherin from before a ‘death eater’ and legit just yells ‘FIGHT ME’ and straight up tackles the Gryffindor
  • The Slytherin just kind of stares and is like …why??
  • George comes upon and tosses his arm around his brother’s shoulders and says “Just consider the Weasley Twins as Slytherin’s last defense line.”
  • And then Christmas is coming up, and they’re kind of, maybe, a little bit, very scared of going home because they’re ENTIRE family has been in Gryffindor. Like- every. Single. One. of. Them.
  • They mention it to Bill, and he just scoffs and calls them wimps.
  • They’re the first ones through the Burrow’s door that holiday. They also learn, thanks to their mother, that their uncles Fabian and Gideon were both considered to be put in Slytherin.
  • Couple months later they get the Marauders Map, but that a whole other thing
  • And then for years, they’re wreaking havoc upon Hogwarts. Nobody is safe from their pranks, and every other week you can hear them talking about the joke shop they’re going to create.
  • During the twins’ fourth year, as more and more people become petrified, the entire Hospital wing is covered with balloons, and streamers, and everything to make brighter and happier. Nobody found out who did it.
  • Draco Malfoy and other ignorant people who use disgraceful words disappear for a week that year.
  • Also, when Hermione was in the library she found a piece of paper with pipes? written on it. That’s when it hits her. She never finds out who left it on the table.
  • The next year, the twins practically worship the ground that Remus Lupin walks on. They also meet an adorable dog that looks like the Grimm, and legit let it sleep in their room more often than not.
  • Their roommates are just like WTF???? But they don’t give a fuck, because let’s be real, these boys did nearly everything out of spite.
  • During their sixth year, there’s a LOT of shade thrown and bitter bitchiness.
  • and they totally didn’t use the foreigner’s ignorance to be able to prank them via their Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes cuz that’d be cruel, and wrong, and mean, and bad
  • Yeah, they 100% did
  • During the opening ceremony of their seventh year they walk into the great hall and see a toad wearing pink from head-to-toe and they exchange this very, very sly grin that has the underclassmen around them shaking
  • McGonagall sees it and just starts snickering to herself.
  • If everybody thought the Weasley Twins were terrible before… it was nothing to how they were that year.
  • Like, they manage to get a detention during the feast. Over the last six years they had racked up about 350 detentions. That year they, collectively, gained 462 detentions.
  • There weren’t even that many days year.
  • They broke the Marauders’ record. Remus and Sirius refused to talk to them for the first week after they left Hogwarts because of how bitter they were.
  • A day after they dropped out of Hogwarts they received a Howler that just said “UMBRIDGE IS FUCKING PISSED AS HELL!!!!! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU BOYS!”
  • They went to an Order meeting after getting it, and McGonagall is there and all she says to them is; “get any interesting mail today, boys?”
  • AND THEN THE FUCKING BATTLE OF HOGWARTS
  • THE BOYS LEAD THE TROOPS INTO BATTLE, AND THE TROOPS ARE SLYTHERINS AND IT’S GREAT BECAUSE THEY’D KNOW DEATH EATERS BEST AND CAN HELP THE MOST
  • THEY PROTECT THE YOUNGER ONES AND THEY USE WEASLEY’S WIZARD WHEEZES LEFT AND RIGHT
  • BLAISE ZABINI SAVES FRED WEASLEY’S LIFE BECAUSE THIS WAS THE MAN WHO HAS STOOD UP FOR SLYTHERINS FROM DAY ONE
  • AND THEN SLYTHERINS ARE SPECIFICALLY THANKED FOR HELPING TO WIN THE WAR!!!! AND IT’S FUCKING GREAT
  • ALSO IF ANYBODY EVER NEEDS TO GET INTO THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM THEY CAN JUST SAY: “THE WEASLEY TWINS: SLYTHERIN’S LAST DEFENCE LINE”
  • I just… The Weasley Twins in Slytherin.
You see that wine Chuuya opened?

THAT’S F*CKING EXPENSIVE—yes, possibly more expensive than the 1989 Petrus he opened when Dazai turned coat—SO F*CKING EXPENSIVE KOUYOU ACTUALLY HAD TO ASK IF IT WAS OKAY FOR THEM TO DRINK IT THAT WAY. Of course, Mori gives no damn because duh Chuuya has that kind of money to spend because of the organization lol.

Alright, I’m no wine connoisseur, but Google helps.

Chuuya opened a 1964 Romanée-Conti, right?

Yeah, it’s misspelled as “Romanée-Konti”.

Meaning my and @nolongertainted’s estimate of Chuuya’s earnings per month (~JPY 2,360,000) is still grossly lacking. @_@


TRIVIA:

There was once a set of Romanée-Conti wines that sold for USD 28,112 = JPY 3,313,224.10. Those were year 1990 wines (which was a hard year), and were sold at an auction, so the price really went high.

EDIT:

So, I checked the manga (thanks @dazaiscans​!) to see if Chuuya really did open a Romanée-Conti which I really should have done before I posted this last night UUUGH, because I don’t remember that wine being mentioned in the manga (I knew Romanée-Conti from looking up expensive wines for a fic lol and no wine collector in their right mind would open that treasure chest just like that imo).

Manga (Chapter 37):

Real Life (search for “Romanée-Conti 1964″ on Google Images):

It turns out I didn’t remember “Romanée-Conti” being mentioned because he said he opened a “1964 Monopole” and the wine brand name was small af in the manga.

TL;DR: He really did open an expensive af 1964 Romanée-Conti wine you’d probably sell all of your organs for but the money just won’t be enough.

I am Fuming Mad.

This is a long ass rant but a kid literally attacked my dog so I need to write this all down somewhere so other people can be mad with me.


So I took Marvel into Petco to grab a few things and to practice heeling with distractions and leave it’s . He was being awesome . These 2 adult women come
in they looked alike so I’m guessing they were sisters and one of them had 2 kids a girl who looked 10/11 and a boy who was 5/6. They were horrendous children right from the start and the mom just wasn’t paying attention. Left them in the aisle with dog toys while they went off to get some litter boxes. The kids were screaming and beating each other up and ripping things off shelves and throwing them on the floor. The little girl petted Marvel without asking and the boy ran by shrieking “ewwww bad dog ” every time he saw Marvel or the other dog who was in the store . Marvel was getting cookies from me so he ignored the kid . But he really set the other dog (a young black lab mix) off he was running up and staring and yelling in its face and the dog was barking at him which was only making him scream louder . And the mom just wasn’t saying anything to her out of control brats . So bratty boy child decided he wants this big red ball and he puts it in the cart. Mom tells him he isn’t getting the ball and she hides it in an aisle. When the kid realizes the ball is gone he starts throwing a huge fit . He’s running around screaming “where’s the ball!” “You tell me where it is it’s my ball!” And causing a huge scene and again really setting off this poor black lab. At this point it’s borderline dangerous that this kid is running around scaring dogs . Judging by the labs body language if he got too close she was going to snap.

I get in line with my dog treats and I’m behind the 2 ladies and the little girl the boy is still off screaming about his ball in some toy aisle totally unsupervised. So the boy walks up because he finally found the ball he was looking for . He walks up kicks his sister in the shins and puts the ball in the cart. He yells at the black lab mix in front of him and the dog barks again. Still his mother is just blabbing away sipping her Starbucks and saying nothing. She occasionally told her kids to “stay here” but they weren’t listening and still ran off down the aisles . Mom is now telling screaming boy that he can’t have the red ball and needs to put it back. Girl brat takes the red ball out of the cart and tosses it on the ground. It rolls behind them and stops right in front of Marvel who goes to sniff it .

This is the part where things go horribly wrong . As Marvel goes to sniff the ball the kid screams , runs up and grabs Marvel by the tail pulling it so hard that he yelps. Kid proceeds to KICK MY PUPPY IN THE HEAD whilst still screaming . Marvel was just like wtf and backed up and the kid went for him again. At which point I put myself in front of my dog and grab the kid by his coat. He kicked me repeatedly still screaming “stupid dog I’m gonna get him” and his mom is just standing there looking at me. I went ballistic. I said something along the lines of “come get this fucking brat before I strangle him or he gets bitten” and I let the kid go and he runs off. And then I proceeded to berate her until she cried because I was so fucking pissed . I told her that most dogs would have bitten her kid and it’s her fault for not controlling him and her brats shouldn’t be in public if she’s not going to pay attention. The Petco cashier checked me out really quickly after that so I could leave. And then the kid got loose in the parking lot and was running around literally behind moving cars and he ran up to my car screaming and Pants barked and made him cry , that was the highlight of my evening . I am still shaking mad . Marvel seems perfectly happy and fine but holy shit how do people let their kids act like this ? It really could have become a dangerous situation if Marvel wasn’t as stable as he is .

Being best friends with John Wick would include:

Originally posted by thebloodybaronishere

It’s my first imagine\headcanon in English, it was pretty interesting and cool :D (english isn’t my native language)
Thank you @my-dear-watson and @queenselana for the support! It’s important to me!
So, enjoy and please leave some feedback!

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SiH characters and unholy stuff I've seen people do to their food
  • Ritsu: Pineapple in pizza
  • Takano: Ketchup in pasta (like spaghetti or mac and cheese)
  • Kisa: Doesn't eat the pizza crust (the only understandable one)
  • Yukina: Peanut butter and celery (this is shocking common wtf is wrong with you people)
  • Chiaki: Cereal in hot dog
  • Hatori: Eats mayonnaise by its self
  • Mino: Ice in cereal (he likes eating shit as cold as his heart in the mornings)
SHINee: being best friends with Key

•  probably thinking he’s judging you hella hard at first
•  but his mental thoughts were just “oooh, that’s a cute belt, it goes with my hair” “I wonder where she got that top??? Like dang she looks good”
•  he’d introduce himself eventually bc he’s really curious where you buy your cute clothes at
•  and from then on, you’re inseparable
•  having to pry the others off you if you haven’t already met them or know them that well 
•  esp Minho
•  "kibum hyung, do a brother a favor and be my wingman for y/n" “stfu and go clean your room, don’t make me throw away your new cleats”
•  letting you be the only person who’s allowed to style his hair and give him advice on his makeup
•  judging people together
•  esp those rude waiters and thirsty people who are always throwing themselves at him lmao
•  he’s so sassy sometimes and you’d have to restrain yourself to punch that smug smile off his face
•  trying to eat healthy, but end up with a carton of ice cream stuffed in both your faces at the end of the day
•  gives the best fashion and style advice wtf
•  having to comfort him after his Gucci burned, rip…you will be remembered
•  shopping trips that last a whole week
•  laughing at him whenever he’s drunk bc he’s so affectionate to his dogs
•  then he’d laugh at you bc you’re always crying over his perfect skin when you’re drunk
•  "literally how tf is your skin always so healthy and glowing, senpai pls tell me" “You should’ve bought that moisturizer I recommended, it saved my life” “-it was like 5 thousand dollars wtf”
•  being memes with taemin and pranking kibum when he’s sleeping
•  and he’d make you wish you never were born
•  splurges on you for your birthday and buys you that moisturizer, and probably a teeth whitening kit
•  claps back at anyone who’s even looked at you the wrong way, ‘too long for his liking’
•  "You want some of that ass? Too bad, she’s unavailable to cheap scum"
•  "KIM KIBUM"
•  going crazy when you buy him scented candles
•  you’ll know he fully trusts you when he asks you to take care of his dogs when he’s away
•  this fox the best bffl material ✨

Originally posted by key-to-your-heart

I myself have contributed to the Blushing Killua meme for fun, but let’s be honest. Killua is a chill person who is very okay with physical contact and often initiates it himself. I think this is how their dynamics would be. Gon would be openly affectionate with lots of cheek kisses and hand-holding and Killua’s fine and casual with that. Killua prefers simple gestures like touching and leaning into Gon, rather than initiating “romantic” things like kisses. Killua kisses are something of a rarity (and usually kind of sly), so Gon, who is absolutely crazy about his best friend in the whole world, turns into an excited blushing mess whenever he sees one coming. I see him as the type that gets so happy he just starts laughing. And Killua at first is like, “What’s so funny??” and gets mad because he thinks Gon is laughing at him for, idk kissing wrong? wtf Gon! But Gon keeps assuring him he’s just SO HAPPY that Killua loves him.

The second reason this not-quite-a-comic exists is because I wanted to draw Gon in this shirt. Dogs say “WAN” in Japanese, which sounds like “ONE” in English. Killua got him this shirt because Gon is a pup who is Number 1.

anonymous asked:

No offense, but as a popular blog who has so many followers you kind of have a responsibility to use cultural appropriate pictures in your graphics. When someone is informing you that you used the wrong pictures it is not your place to ridicule that with wrong sarcasm. Grow up.

No offense, but fuck off. 

Wow, he is not only being abusive to other human beings, but also with animals, fucking suprise, In his newest video, where he talks about why he is not going to leave Lainey, he admits putting his dogs nose into it’s own pee to show him that he shouldn’t pee himself. WTF?! Our dog also evolved a weird habit of peeing himself. What did we do? Get him to a doctor and discover he had bladder problems. And even if he didn’t… It is not the animals fault if it pees itself, in the worst case it just has to pee because something is wrong with them and in the best case the owner is just a fucking idiot who can’t teach their dog to not pee itself properly. What a fucking asshole.

-EN

Her parents had plans to engage her with a certain count of Farringdon, but Lara refuses that arranged marriage. The consequences are immediate: Lady Angeline Lodge-Croft disowns her daughter in benefit of… her dog, a yorkshire named Brighton!
—  from L’Histoire de Tomb Raider, by Alexandre Serel

anonymous asked:

Main three react to s/o telling them they're pregnant?

Alright, these are popular! Honestly, I think every single boy in this show would be an excellent father in their own way :3 These were super fun to come up with; thank you for the requests! I hope you like~ <3 ((Of course, Yurio and his s/o are 18+ in this request.))


[Viktor Nikiforov]

  • You are going to make him the happiest man on the face of the earth with this news
  • The way you tell him is with a surprise, of course, since he loves surprises
  • and holy fuck this is a huge surprise amirite oh how the tables have turned
  • You’re cuddled up with Viktor on the couch with Makkachin at your feet and watching a movie when you decide to put your plan into action
  • You shift in Viktor’s embrace to look him in the eyes, and he immediately turns his attention to you
  • His eyes sparkle, and you have to fight a devious expression from spreading across your features
  • “Hey, (Y/N). Everything okay, sweetheart?”
  • “oh ho ho yes bitch”
  • “I’m going to get fat, Viktor.”
  • The blunt statement wipes the sweet smile right off of his lips, and replaces it with wide eyes and a face contorted with shock
  • You search his eyes for any sign of comprehension, but all you see are swimming pools of blue drowning in confusion
  • Something in Viktor snaps, and he grabs your shoulders tightly before pulling you up so you’re sitting next to him
  • The intense look on his face is kind of scary but actually kind of hot omfg slay me babe
  • Before you know it he’s bombarding you with a slew of questions that you can barely comprehend
  • “Is something wrong, baby? Do you have an eating disorder? Are you having body image issues, (Y/N)? You know I love you, right? Sweetie, please, tell me what’s wrong so I can help you pls I’m so confused wtf is going on why are you gonna get fat ??
  • You let a smile spread across your face, not being able to hold your excitement in any longer
  • Viktor continues to stare at you, looking more worried than ever as you hold his face in your hands and stroke his cheeks gently with your thumbs
  • “I have something to show you, Vitya.”
  • You nudge Makkachin with your foot, and he jumps up from his place at your feet
  • The beloved and hella smart dog runs to the bedroom, and returns to place something in Viktor’s lap
  • You pull away from Viktor to allow him to expect the item in his lap; you place your hands over your heart and feel your eyes well up with tears
  • Viktor picks up the pregnancy test and sees the positive symbol in the little results spot on the stick
  • “We’re going to be parents. I’m going to be a dad, (Y/N)!”
  • Viktor yells in excitement when he puts the pieces together and pulls you into his lap to hug you tight and kiss you with passion
  • “Are you surprised, Vitya?”
  • “Yes, and I’m so happy, too. I love you so much, (Y/N).”

[Yuri Katsuki]

  • He’s so nervo u s but soooo excited !!!!
  • You wanted to come up with a meticulous plan to break the news to him, but an idea pops into your head when you’re driving to the grocery store with Yuri
  • You do your best to hide your excitement, but you can’t help but fidget in your seat in anticipation
  • Yuri is silent and oblivious in the passenger seat as he looks out the window at the passing scenery
  • you want to start conversation so bad but you’re afraid of spilling the beans too early
  • Finally, you pull into the nearly empty parking lot of the grocery store and put your plan into action
  • You maneuver the car right up to the front row and park in the spot reserved for expectant mothers
  • You kill the engine and keep a blank expression on your face while you get ready to exit the car, and you can feel Yuri’s puzzled expression staring at you
  • “Uh, (Y/N)? There’s plenty of other open spots. This spot is reserved for expectant mothers.”
  • “Yeah, I know, Yuri.”
  • You exit the vehicle with the dull remark and start walking towards the store, with Yuri sprinting to catch up to you
  • you have to hide your shit-eating grin when he catches up to you though hoho
  • Yuri grabs your hand and stops you from entering the store before pulling you aside so you aren’t in the way of other customers
  • “(Y/N), we need to move the car. It’s not right to take that spot if you’re not-“
  • He stops mid-sentence when he sees the telltale smile on your face, and his eyes go wide
  • and he pretty much stops breathing holy shit have mercy on him
  • “Y-You’re—pre-pregnant? Like, really, actually pregnant?”
  • You nod yes and hold his hands to make sure he doesn’t fall over or anything
  • Questions start to run non-stop through his head
  • “Am I going to be a good father? What if it’s a girl and I can’t relate to her at all? What if it’s a boy and he takes after me and is super awkward and-“
  • “Yuri omg stop it’s f i n e”
  • His shocked expression soon disappears into the biggest smile you’ve ever seen on his face
  • You put your arm around the middle of his back and pull him into your side, congratulating him on becoming a father
  • His hands instinctively find your stomach and his smile softens into a tender, loving one
  • Yuri is thinking ‘omg there’s a baby there that’s my child m i n e’ omg what a cutie
  • He then envelops you in a tight hug and kisses you right there in the entrance to the grocery store
  • “Thank you so much, (Y/N).”
  • “For what?”
  • “Everything.”

[Yuri Plisetsky] 

  • ((Scenario was already done here))
  • He’s going to be super excited, but he would be the most emotional about his excitement
  • You set up a simple game to break the news to him in a cute way
  • When he comes home from skating practice on that particular day, he comes into the kitchen to see you sitting at the table with a piece of paper and pen in front of you and another set across from you
  • the ‘wtf r u doing’ look he gives you is priceless and you wish you could take a picture omfg yurio
  • “(Y/N), what the hell are you doing? Were you waiting for me?”
  • “Yuri, pls shut the fuck up and sit down here, please.”
  • He does what he’s told, but eases himself onto the chair with a look of uncertainty and quizzicality 
  • You ask him to play a game with you, and he agrees without a hitch
  • even if he said no you would’ve forced him to play tbh he wasn’t going to get out of it either way
  • You explain the game to him, saying he has to write one thing he loves about you on the piece of paper, but he can’t reveal it until you say so; you’re going to do the same thing on your own paper
  • but yours is gonna be a bit more shocking than his ho ho ho
  • “Why the hell are we playing this stupid game, (Y/N)? If you think I don’t love you or something-“
  • “Just play the goddamn game Yuri it’s gonna be lit as fuck jfc why are you like th i s
  • With a sigh, he picks up the paper and pen and begins to write, making sure to shield his words from you
  • You send him a smile before writing your own message, not being able to stop yourself from smirking; the anticipation of revealing the news is too much and you can barely contain your excitement
  • You tell Yuri to reveal his answer after a minute or two, and he turns the paper over for you to see, a bit of a blush dusting over his cheeks at his confession
  • “I love the way you put up with my shit and make me want to be closer to others,” it reads
  • you read it aloud and his blush gets a bit deeper omfg what a cutie
  • Yuri tells you it’s your turn and you take a deep breath, the anticipation leading up to the moment at it’s peak
  • You slowly turn the paper over and wait for Yuri’s reaction as he reads the writing on the paper out loud
  • “You’re going to be a father.”
  • He says it dully, but the second he finishes the sentence, his eyes nearly pop out of their sockets and he chokes on his own oxygen, sending him into a coughing fit
  • You jump up from your chair and move behind him to pat his back while his coughing fit seizes; you feel somewhat guilty about scaring him like that, but he hasn’t said anything yet
  • “Yuri? Are you okay? How do you feel?”
  • He wordlessly stands up from his chair and embraces you tighter than he ever has before, and you cling to him while you let tears of joy start to leak from your eyes
  • “I’m so happy, (Y/N). I get to be the father that I never had growing up. Thank you so much.”
  • He sounds choked up while he speaks, and you feel his tears soaking through your shirt and onto your skin
  • omfg he’s crying so hard like you’ve never seen him cry off of the ice before holy shit
  • “Oh, Yuri. Why are you crying?”
  • “I’m so happy and scared at the same time; what if the kid becomes an emo punk like me?