-ur handwriting is never consistant wtf
-im not happy right now so i must have never been happy in my whole life
-all ur marks are either As or Fs
-literally throwing temper tantrums
-i want to go off the wall ballistic and rob a bank and chop my arm off
-i could just run away. i could just disappear. i could do it
-getting inspired to change your whole life at four in the morning
-deleting all traces of yourself off the internet
-knowing youre wrong in an argument and not letting go
-cant stop gossiping. cant stop talkin shit. cant stop being nasty
-apathy. empathy. apathy. empathy. apathy. e
-cant keep friendships for longer than a few months
-depersonalizimg so hard u think someone drugged you
Lance: listen I’d kill myself but my mom would be pissed and I don’t need that
☆ Someone: *turns on Yonce* Lance, sprinting away from the person he was talking to: ONE SEC I NEED TO GO DANCE
☆ Person: what are those scars on your arm from???? Lance: these are obviously from when I was a toddler and my cousin threw me through a window and it shattered Person: really??? Lance: jesus chri-NO, I’M DEPRESSED
☆ Hunk: Lance are you okay Lance: if you actually knew me you’d know the answer to that??? Wtf I’m offended
☆ Pidge: name your best quality Lance: is nothing a possible answer
☆ Teacher: that’s the wrong size bag. I could literally shove your head in that bag. Lance: please do Teacher: :| Lance: …please don’t call guidance on me
☆ Someone: I love your shirt! Lance, externally: thanks! Lance, internally: wait, this is my pride shirt…it seems there’s a gay in my midst
☆ Lance: I think I broke my foot, I heard a crack Mom and dad: you’re fine
*3 days later* Doctor: yeah it’s broken, i don’t know how you’re walking on it without crying Lance, looking at his mom: I TOLD YOU GUYS, BUT NOOOOOOO
☆ Pidge: how did you break your foot again? Lance: …I was dancing in my room and I tripped-OKAY STOP LAUGHING ASSHOLE
☆ Pidge: fuck! Lance: Pidge wtf stop cursing you’re like twelve Pidge: I’m fourteen Lance: like I said, twelve
☆ Lance: *is slightly inconvenienced* Lance: this is because I’m queer, isn’t it
☆ Lance: *trips* Lance: PARKOUR
☆ Lance, after stubbing his toe: well this is it, I’m dying, goodbye world Lance, after getting seriously hurt: nah it’s chill guys I’ve had worse lol
I had a dream where BTS’ music was blasting inside a grocery store? And I was casually shopping with my child????!!! (I have no baby but I was shook after seeing I had an 8 month old baby in my arms)? And I was “friends” with the actor Jisoo ?????? #wtf is wrong with my dreams #Idk where that baby came from but I definitely wasn’t ready to raise a kid whether it was in the dream or in reality lmaoo 😂
My friend @princessalluraofthestars had this idea—the paladins of Voltron (current) watch a play about themselves a la Ember Island Players in The Last Airbender, but the plot line is that of the 80’s show.
Allura: Why am I human?? And white??
Shiro: I DIED!? WHY AM I RUSSIAN???
Keith: wtf I’m gay tho
Lance: My jokes are way funnier…
Pidge: I don’t sound like that…
Hunk: Am I really that obsessed with food?
Coran: I WOULDN’T HAVE CAST IT ANY OTHER WAY!
They all agree that the mullets are terrible…except for Keith who doesn’t notice.
Shiro’s robot arm is on the wrong side.
Some Kid: Nice Shiro costume, but the arm’s on the wrong side.
Shiro: IT IS NOT!
Lance Actor: Wow these jokes are pretty funny! Who are you?
Lance: Just a fan of comedy.
Keith and Allura are together in the play and Shiro has an Aang moment. “Am I really like a brother to you?”
this was actually some scans of stuff I did a year ago in my sketchbook as soon as I read the final chapter ;v; buuut since i never had the chance to share them, I’m just gonna pretend it was for canonversary lololol omg but thinking of how much they grew up and evolved makes me sooo sooooo happy <3
So I had a dream that I was playing Junkrat and was forced to fight melee against a Reaper, but in the warped carnival that is my brain Junkrat DETACHES HIS PROSTHETIC ARM AND THROWS IT AT REAPER AND IT KILLS HIM.
<b>Nicki:</b> MTV is wrong for-<p/><b>Taylor:</b> I was born w/ glass bones& paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put my to sleep<p/></p>
Three main things have my concerned attention in the Civil War trailer:
why is Rhodey lying inert, his armour shattered, in Tony’s arms?
what did Bucky do to get on the wrong side of Black Panther?
what did Tony do to get on the wrong side of Angry Bucky?
That aside, my main question is wtf is Ross doing there when his daughter has been strategically deleted from the MCU?
(I want to believe that Bruce, after he jumped ship in AoU, showed up at Betty’s door, and she just wrapped him in a blanket, gave him tea and promised to keep him out of sight until he wanted to be seen again)