wtf is wrong with my arm

Let’s take a moment to appreciate how much fucking LOVE there is in Star Wars and how fast it happens but how REAL it feels, how PRECIOUS it is

So I’m a very, very shippy person, and I ship a lot of stuff in Star Wars hard but I want to take a moment to appreciate how friendships form in these amazing movies. 

Let’s start with a New Hope. 

Here is Han Solo. 

All he wants is to be a grumpy smuggler with one trustworthy, hairy friend and no debts and no worries. 

Is that so much to ask?

Hahaha, yes, sir. Yes it is.

Because here is this goddamn FARM kid who is naive and idealistic and believes SO HARD in doing the right thing and is so disappointed in how jaded Han is

and also this sassy, rude, intelligent BRAT of a princess who has lost everything but still believe so much in their pointless rebellion and she’s also so very disappointed in how jaded he is

and he wants so much to just walk away, but he CAN’T because even though he’s known them for A DAY they are in his head and they’re in his heart, and fuck it, he comes back and helps them save the day (and so many days after) and they are SO HAPPY

BEAUTIFUL. FREAKIN BEAUTIFUL. 

Then there’s FORCE AWAKENS. 

Where we have this guy who about to get executed, but at the last minute he’s saved by a guy who desperately wants to escape, because he doesn’t want to be a weapon. He’s dressed like the enemy, but he says it’s a rescue.

And even though Poe has suffered so much torture at the hands of these people he’s just like OKAY I TRUST YOU LET’S FUCKING DO THIS

and then they’re escaping he realizes those bastards never even gave his savior a NAME and he’s like:

THAT IS SOME BULLSHIT, YOU DO HAVE A NAME, IT IS FINN. I AM NAMING YOU FINN AND YOU ARE MY BUDDY. THAT COOL? 

And Finn is like YES, YES IT IS. 

But then it’s NOT cool because things go wrong and he tries really hard to save Poe but there IS no Poe and all there is a jacket, but he takes it, because even though it was so brief, they had this CONNECTION , and he wants to remember this brave man who gave him a name and got him OUT of hell

But then, OMG.

THERE IS POE. 

THERE IS FINN.

HE IS ALIVE!!! HE’S HERE!  

AND IT’S TIME TO SHAMELESSLY RUN ACROSS A CROWDED BASE AND LEAP INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS BECAUSE WTF WE ARE BOTH ALIVE AND WE’VE FOUND EACH OTHER AGAIN, aND YOU COMPLETED MY MISSION! 


YOU ARE A GOOD MAN AND YOU ARE MY BUDDY.

HAVE MY JACKET AND MY HEART (oh fuck I did a shipping thing sorry I’ll stop now)

SO PURE. 

Now.

Let’s go back to that grumpy smuggler. 

Sadly because of reasons he has become a grumpy smuggler once again. 

BUT HE MEETS A GIRL. 

A GIRL WHO IS SMART AND BRAVE AND ADORABLE AND CAN FLY HIS SHIP? 

BUT ALSO SHE IS A SAD, LOST, LONELY PUPPY AND HE’S KINDA SAD AND LOST TOO.

SO EVEN THOUGH HE’S KNOWN HER FOR ONE DAY HE BETTER GIVE HER A DAD OFFER JOB OFFER. 

Grumpily.

And last but not least (THERE IS NO LEAST, EVERYTHING IS AMAZING) we’ve got Finn and Rey

They start off a little rocky because of misunderstandings 

And also, explosions

but 20 minutes later…

they are BFFs and SO FUCKING DELIGHTED with each other

And they kinda get pulled in different directions for a second because they’ve both got SOME SHIT going on, but the SECOND he realizes she’s in danger, it’s NOPE. I WILL GO TO THE LAST PLACE IN THE GALAXY I WANT TO BE FOR YOU. I WILL RISK EVERYTHING. 

AND I WILL GET YOU BACK BECAUSE A LEGIT DAY AGO WE DIDN’T HAVE FAMILIES BUT NOW WE DO. 

I just love them all so much. I’m so happy they found each other. MY HEART. 

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don’t listen to something while you draw it bc then u find out u drew something wrong and u just gotta shrug and say fuck it

Truth or Dare ? Young!Sirius x Reader

Warnings : None

Words : 1770

Request : No, just a thing I thought about and kinda liked?? Hope you enjoy, and if you don’t.. meh, sorreh

Note : There might be some mistakes, tell me if you find some ! + GIF is not mine xx

Originally posted by dearremuslupin


It was nearly 10pm in the Gryffindor common room, the boys, Lily and you were sitting on the floor around the small table near the fireplace. The beautiful red headed girl was sitting on your left and Remus was on your right, facing Sirius and next to him, James. Peter had been really sick lately so he went to bed early, leaving the five of you alone for what was supposed to be a homework session which of course took quickly another turn, much to Remus and Lily’s disappointment. They always held the title of the « nerds » of the group, though they didn’t mind it and couldn’t even try to deny it.


« Let’s play a game ! »


James had said these words with way too much excitement, and the smirk that started to grow on his face was enough for you to know that he had a bad Potter idea, again.

The exaggerated eye-roll Moony gave him after that proved that he thought exactly the same thing, actually only Sirius seemed to be enjoying the idea because he knew that his best friend always had the best plans to have some fun.


« Which game do you wanna play, Prongs ? » asked the dark haired boy sitting next to him.

« Well I was thinking about Truth or dare, I know how much Y/N loves this game. »


He winked at you and you just sent him a death glare that only made him laugh harder. You didn’t like that game, in fact you hated it. The last time you played you had to ask a Slytherin guy out on a date, and he had had the great idea to say yes. It had been the worst date of your life and when you came back to explain it to the boys, they found it really hilarious and teased you for days. Well, all of them except for Sirius who strangely never said a single word about it.


« Do I really have a choice ? »

« Nope Y/N, I’m really scared you don’t.» answered Lily between two giggles, as you just laid your head on Remus’ shoulder as a sign of resignation.


__________


You had been playing for almost an hour, and right now you were watching Remus and Lily coming back from their respective rooms, wearing each other’s clothes. Lily looked more cute than ridiculous, but the black skirt that was barely covering Moony’s thighs made you all cry from laughter -except him, of course-. His cheeks were red and he mumbled something incomprehensible before sitting down next to you again, waiting for the four of you to calm down and get back at the game.


« Well it’s my turn and since you laughed at my face so bad, I’m choosing you my dear Sirius : truth or dare ? »

« You are evil. Truth. »


On the opposite side of the table, Sirius and James were looking at you, both smiling slightly and waiting for the question. Your eyes met Potter’s first and he winked at you in a childish way, before meeting Sirius’ gaze. Merlin, those eyes made you weak. To say you liked him was an understatement, you always had, since day one. Well how could you not ? He was charming, nice, funny but yet, you never had the courage to tell him about how you felt. He was so popular with the girls of the school and even though he only talked about it with his « mates », you knew he had a lot of hook ups and assumed he just wasn’t into stable relationships. You got back to reality when Remus cleared his throat, before he spoke again.


« Are you in love ? »

The question was simple, but everybody in the room froze, staring at Sirius. If his eyes had been knives, Remus would have died ten times already. Lily gently hit Lupin’s shoulder, saying something about how it wasn’t nice to ask such personal things. You took a sip of your tea, acting as if everything was normal but deep inside you, you could feel your heart beating fast and you weren’t even sure you wanted to hear his answer. Your Y/E/C eyes met his again, before he looked back at Remus and answered with the most calm and clear voice you had ever heard.


« No, I’m not. »


You instantly felt dumb about thinking he could have given the opposite answer, and finished your tea, avoiding him for the rest of the night.


__________


It had been five days since you played the childish game, and five days since you last spoke to Sirius. You were avoiding him and everyone could tell that, but only Lily knew why. She always knew about your feelings towards him and she tried to talk about it with you but you didn’t want to. Right now, you just needed to move on and concentrate about the essay you were working on. The library was almost empty and you were alone, now that your best friend had left you to go to one of her classes. You jumped when a hand found your shoulder, turning around quickly to meet a certain dark haired boy you knew too well. But for once, he didn’t smile at you nor did he seem happy at all.


« For Gordic’s sake Sirius, I nearly had a heart attack. »


Completely ignoring what you just said, he took a sit next to you, frowning and letting a loud sigh escape from his lips.


« What did I do to you ? » He didn’t let a single sound escape from your mouth and continued. « You haven’t even looked at me for days, don’t tell me you just need some time alone or one of those silly excuses, because you’ve been acting normally with everyone. Everyone except me. »


He spoke louder with every word, clearly mad at you and not giving a damn about the fact that you were in a place supposed to be quiet. You sighed, looking at him right in the eyes, something you didn’t think you were capable of right now.


« I didn’t think you would notice it, why does it matter to you? »


He gave you a confused look, while you were just praying that somehow he would just shrug his shoulders and leave, but you knew him well and Sirius was not gonna leave until he had a clear answer to his questions.


« Maybe because you’re my friend, maybe that’s why I fucking care about it ! »


This time he was shouting, half angry, half frustrated. You let out an ironic laugh, closing your book quickly before standing up, knowking that if he kept on yelling you would get just as angry as him and you didn’t want to fight. Not with him, not now, not here.


« Yes, I’m your friend. But you’re not mine. »


He stood up with a speed you didn’t think was possible, and your heart broke when you saw the deeply hurt expression on his face. His dark eyes were staring right into yours, and you could feel his body tense in front of you.


« If I’m not your friend, then tell me, what am I ? »


You opened your mouth several times, but words didn’t come out. You knew you couldn’t escape, you knew you had to tell him, here and now. You took a deep breath, staring at the ground because you didn’t have the courage to look at him.


« I can’t believe you never saw it. Maybe you didn’t want to after all but here we go. I like you Sirius. More than a friend does, more than Remus likes James. I always did and now I feel so stupid for thinking even for a second that you could feel the same. I feel stupid for thinking you, Sirius Black the great women magnet, could feel anything at all. »


In a strange way you felt released, but now all you wanted to do was get out of this place and that’s why you didn’t let him a chance to say anything and started to walk towards the great Hall as fast as you could. Before you could reach the exit, a large hand grabbed your foreharm and made you turn around, bumping in the tall chest of the boy you left just seconds ago. He didn’t let go of your arm, holding it even more strongly while you slowly looked up at him. There was a look on his eyes that you had never seen before, and you couldn’t tell if it was grief or anger.


« That’s the way you see me ? Like I’m some kind of monster that can’t feel a damn thing? Well I’m sorry to tell you that you’re wrong Y/N, just plainly wrong. I knew I shouldn’t have lied the other night during that stupid game, but I thought you knew me enough to know I was lying. I do feel things, and yes, I’m.. » He looked down for a second, closing his eyes while inhaling, before staring right back at you again « … I’m fucking in love with you. »


His words were rough, and his lips even more. He crashed them on yours as soon as he finished speaking, cupping your face between his hands. The book you still held fell to the ground and it took you a few seconds to realise what whas happening. You moved your hands to his hair, pulling him closer, as you felt him smile through the kiss, moving his lips against yours while gently brushing your cheek with his thumb. You slowly broke your embrace, your foreheads still touching and couldn’t help but smile, giving him a peck on the lips.


« I feel like an idiot. »

He chuckled, wrapping his arms around you before whispering in your ear.

« Well now you’re my idiot. »


__________


Hidden behind a book shelf, a brown haired boy smiled childishly to his lover, holding his hand out to her.

« Sorry Lils, but it looks like you owe me ten galleons. »

that time Caitriona Balfe is the nicest human ever

I need to preface this by saying: I think ECCC was a bit under-prepared and overwhelmed by how many Outlander fans were there today. The lines were INSANE. I waited, each time I met Sam and Cait, no less than 45 minutes and over an hour for the autographing. and by the time we had made it to the hotel after the panel, to attempt the first autograph session, it was already filled up. at like 12:15. the panel ended at noon so like….HARDCORE. I am not so hardcore. I left and came back hahahaha

THIS GOT REALLY LONG IM SORRY

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anonymous asked:

More of a fuck coworkers... so I work in a children's mental hospital and I've been working there for about 2 months. I know what I'm doing and most of the kids respect and listen to me. But there's this one guy who likes to tell me how to do my job (which he thinks includes yelling at the kids whenever they do something wrong). But I've noticed when he does that, the kids shut down and are unresponsive to his directions. Also, he tries to correct me IN FRONT of the kids. Like what the fuck.

Omg wtf. That twat stain deserves to be tied up, thrown into a used port a potty, then shaken with a giant robot arm until he’s covered enough to feather as well. -Abby

im trying to get RID OF THIS ARTBLOCK by drawing stupid sexy men in kilts I am FURIOUS like i think im going crazy this dude was on the food network and he was wearing a kilt and i was like uh huh im listening and he made haggis and honestly it looked good SO WHATEVER THEN GUESS I HAVE NO MORALS GIVE ME THE STUPID DELICIOUS SHEEP ORGANS. at least i can do SOMETHING useful with my hands that way because im bout to flip my desk over

if you think there’s anything sexier than a man in a kilt you can go to hell

our last goodbye

yeah i am Very emotional about the thought of robert thinking this is his last night with aaron, join me (if you dare and ooo bring tissues!)




It’s late, there’s boxes everywhere and Robert watches Aaron as he brushes his teeth in the bathroom, toothbrushes are basically the only thing they haven’t boxed away yet. It’s nothing really, in the grand schemes of Amazing Things Aaron Has Done but just the way he delicately strokes his hands across this stupid cape Robert used to parade around in is just … enough. Robert’s heart practically leaps out of his chest and won’t stop aching as he feels the foam of toothpaste become too acidic for his mouth to bare. So he spits out, takes his eyes off away from Aaron just for a second and he chastises himself for doing so. 


Not long now you idiot, don’t turn away from him.


He knows he can’t, he knows he has to hold onto every second of this, every single second because, it’s not like he’s getting to have another with Aaron is it? 


Aaron finally looks up and Robert feels something settle in his chest, it’s maddening, how dizzy just one look from Aaron makes him. 


“Ya want to go bed now?” Aaron says, itches the side of his face and then looks at Robert standing awkwardly in the doorway. “Ya alright, ya seem a bit … off.” He can’t place it, hasn’t been able to since Robert suggested they sacked getting hammered in their new home for a chat


Robert knew he wasn’t good at feelings and talking, didn’t understand the urgency, didn’t want to more importantly.


Robert nods his head, pulls a face which is meant to tell Aaron he’s tired and just that. Aaron stands, pats at his jeans and then rubs a hand down his thigh, flickers of dust circle the air and then he smiles. “Well good looking at all that of yours.” He says, head towards the boxes Diane showed him. “Didn’t realise you had always been a geek.“ 


Robert tries to laugh, so desperately but he just can’t do it right. It comes out forced, like the laugh he gives to the snobby client who he just wants a deal from. It’s hollow, filled with nothing and he hates how Aaron seems to notice just a little, the flicker in his eyes gives the game away. Why is it so easy for Aaron to buckle, to let his feeling show? Sometimes Robert wants to hate him for it, wants to really hate him but of course he fails at that too. He can’t blame Aaron for his own ability to lie and lie and lie and become numb to his own actions, and their consequences. 


"Right well uh, mind the boxes yeah?” Aaron says as he passes, hands firmly gripping Robert’s upper arms and squeezing as if he’s trying to find balance in Robert as he goes by him. How ironic, Robert thinks, considering he’s about to throw everything Aaron knows completely off balance, he’s going to ruin it all.


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It’s a trap!

Peter Parker X Reader

Summary: Reader thinks there is a clown is her room but nothing is what it seems.

Warnings: Deadpool, Clowns, Swear words, Mentions of sex.

Word count: 1890

A/N: Sorry for all the writing errors but English is not my native language. I hope you guys like it.

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Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Tony, Sam, Wanda, Nat, Vision, Clint, Bucky, Steve, Pietro, Thor, Bruce and Peter

Y/N: GUYS WAKE UP!

Y/N: I THINK I’M GOING TO DIE!

Y/N: HELP ME!

Y/N: PLEASE!

Y/N: PLEASE!

Tony has joined the chat.

Steve has joined the chat.

Nat has joined the chat.

Clint has joined the chat.

Pietro has joined the chat.

Vision has joined the chat.

Steve: Y/N what is going on!

Tony: She is going to die can’t you read.

Steve: shut up Stark.

Tony: But by the way why do you wake us up at 3 am.

Clint: What tony were you sleeping, you said to me that the great Tony Stark never sleeps.

Tony: Whaaaaat I never said that.

Nat: Yes you did I was standing next to you.

Tony: Shut up Nat you need to defend me not him, I will pay you.

Nat: You know Clint is my best friend so I am on his side.

Tony: But I am the great Tony Stark genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist!

Nat: But he is my best friend so I defend him.

Clint: Loveeee you toooo Nat <3.

Tony: Hey wait don’t we need to help Y/N.

Clint: He is changing the subject ;)

Pietro: He was probably taking a beauty nap.

Clint: Ha good one speedster.

Y/N: HEY I AM STIL DYING REMEMBER!!

Nat: What is the problem Y/N?

Y/N: Well this evening I was watching a horror movie about a creepy clown with Peter.

Y/N: And as you guys know I am terrified of clowns.

Vision: But why do you watch a movie about something that you are afraid of?

Y/N: Peter is my boyfriend I do everything for him!

Clint: I ship it!!

Y/N: SHUT UP CLINT I AM GOING TO DIE!

Steve: Calm down Y/N, you still didn’t say why you are going to die.

Y/N: I HEARD SOMETHING!

Pietro: It was probably tony because he makes funny noises when he sleeps and he was taking a beauty nap ;).

Tony: What I don’t!!!

Pietro: Yes you do.

Tony: Shut up!

Y/N: GUYS THIS IS NOT FUNNY I’M LITERALLY CRYING!

Y/N: PLEAS HELP MEEE!

Steve: What did you hear Y/N?

Y/N: A BANG!

Pietro: Come on Y/N it can be anything no need to be afraid.

Y/N: I’M UNDER MY BLANKETS AND I AM TOO AFRAID TO BREATHE!

Tony: Y/N I’m going to be honest this bed is too comfortable to leave.

Y/N: WHAT I AM GOING TO DIE AND YOU DON’T WANT TO LEAVE YOUR BED!

Tony: You are overreacting Y/N and that’s me saying it but I am sure that someone else is going to help you.

Y/N: TONY DON’T LEAVE ME HERE IT IS YOU’R FAULT!

Tony: What why is it my fault Y/N?

Y/N: IF YOU DIDN’T RECRUTE PETER THAN I NEVER WOULD MET HIM AND THEN HE WOULD NEVER BE MY BOYFRIEND AND WE WOULD NEVER WATCH THAT MOVIE!

Steve: Y/N you are overreacting, you love Peter.

Nat: Yes, yesterday you said to Tony that you would always love him because he recruited Peter.

Y/N: I know I know I loveee Peter sooooo much BUT I AM GOING TO DIE and today it is our 6 month anniversary and I even can’t make it :’(

Y/N: Peter, my love if you read this I just want to say that I love you to the moon and back and that you are the best boyfriend ever and I could not live without you but my time has come I need to go THERE IS A CLOWN IN MY ROOM AND HE IS GOING TO KILL ME I know today is our anniversary and I’m sorry I could not make it. Bye my love

Tony: Yep, I am leaving.

Tony has left the chat.

Y/N: Steve pleaseeee come to my room.

Steve: I am sorry Y/N I am on a mission in Europe whit Nat and Clint.

Y/N HAS DIDCONECTED.

Thor Has joined the chat.

Thor: GREETING FELLOW AVENGERS!

Nat: Thor caps lock!!

Thor: Oh sorry lady Natasha.

Thor: But I have a question.

Thor: Why did I hear lady Y/N screaming?

Nat: Y/N thinks she is going to die because there is a clown in here room.

Thor: What is a clown we don’t have those on my earth?

Thor: I will search on the internet.

Clint: Thor I would not do that if I was you…

Thor HAS DIDCONECTED.

Clint: There he goes.

Clint: I wonder what he saw.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Sam has joined the chat.

Steve: Bucky, Sam can’t you guys go to Y/N’s room?

Sam: We can’t sorry.

Bucky: Come on Sam where are you.

Clint: Wait what are you two doing.

Sam: Nothing!

Bucky: Nothing!

Steve: Go to Y/N’s room.

Sam: We are kinda busy right now.

Nat: At this hour?

Bucky: Yes we are.

Clint: Wait you’re not preparing a prank without me

Bucky: No we aren’t.

Sam: Bucky where is Pietro.

Bucky: I don’t know you had to look after him.

Sam: Oh wait.

Bucky: I saw him last at the Ferris wheel.

Wanda Has joined the chat

Wanda: WHY ARE YOU ALL AWAKE AT THIS HOUR?!

Wanda: THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE TRYING TO SLEEP AND WHO THE HELL WAS SCREAMING!?

Sam: It was Y/N.

Wanda: What Y/N never screams?!

Sam: She thinks there is a clown in her room.

Wanda: Oh I hate clowns.

Wanda: Someone should check on her.

Wanda: Bucky, Sam???

Bucky: We are busy.

Wanda: Busy.

Sam: Yes busy.

Wanda: Where are you guys and where is my brother he is not in the building.

Wanda: Actually no one of you two neither.

Wanda: Where are you?

Vision: They are at the amusement park.

Wanda: At this hour!!!

Vision: I heard them speaking this afternoon and they said that they were going to break in there.

Wanda: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS INSANE IF YOU THREE COME HOME I SWEAR I WIL KILL YOU ALL!!

Sam: Oh man why did you said that Vis.

Wanda: Why would you guys even break in there?

Bucky: We hate waiting lines.

Wanda: IS THAT THE ONLY REASON!!

Wanda: Vis!!!

Bucky: What are you going do?

Vision: Yes Wanda?

Wanda: Go with me to that amuse park.

Sam: What no, come on you can’t get us out of here we are having fun.

Wanda has left the chat

Vision has left the chat

Bucky: Sam did you find Pietro?

Sam: Uh no why?

Bucky: I think Wanda is going to kill us.

Sam: Where are you?

Bucky: At the red roller coaster.

Sam: I am coming to you.

Pietro: Oh you guys are by the roller coaster I’m coming too.

Sam: Oh man where were you?!

Pietro: I was eating.

Bucky: The shops are closed right now.

Bucky: Did you break into the food shop?

Pietro: …

Pietro:  Maybe.

Sam: Without us :’(

Sam: That hurts man.

Bucky: Wait guys did you hear that?

Sam: …

Bucky has been disconnected.

Sam has been disconnected.

Pietro has been disconnected.

Clint: I wonder what happened there.

Steve: I begin to worry about Y/N.

Nat: She is probably fine.

Nat: She can defend herself.

Steve: But she is really afraid of clowns.

Steve: she has Coulrophobia remember.

Clint: Who is not afraid of clowns?!?

Nat: I’m not afraid of them I just kick them.

Clint: that’s why you are my best friend <3.

Steve: I hope she is all right.

Nat: We need to go Fury just send us a new mission.

Steve has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

Clint has left the chat.

Deadpool has joined the chat.

Deadpool: Hello avengers.

Deadpool: Everybody left.

Deadpool: Hello darkness, my old friend.

Deadpool: I’ve come to talk with you again.

Deadpool: Oh what are my beautiful eyes reading now?

Deadpool: Parker your chick is in danger, time to wake up.

Deadpool: Princess Peter wake up.

Deadpool: Your little muffin is in danger.

Deadpool: I know you are here you didn’t disconnect.

Deadpool: I am going to count and if you don’t wake up at 10 I WILL FUCK YOUR AUNT.

Deadpool: 1

Deadpool: 2

Deadpool: Wait I want to fuck your aunt hehe.

Deadpool: we are going to speed things up.

Deadpool: 10

Deadpool: Peter fucking Parker wake up.

Deadpool: the love of your live is in DANGEEEER

Peter has joined the chat.

Peter: Wtf Wade!

Deadpool: Princess Peter there you are <3.

Deadpool: Ooh but now I am sad that you are there

Deadpool: I wanted to fuck your aunt.

Peter: Wade wtf is wrong whit you!

Peter: Why did you wake me up?

Deadpool: It’s Y/N.

Peter: what about the love of my Life ;)

Deadpool: She died.

Peter: WHAT????

Deadpool: Okay no perhaps I exaggerate.

Deadpool: she is half dead.

Deadpool: Maybe she is missing an arm or a leg.

Deadpool: I hope it’s a leg because then I can race with her wheelchair.

Deadpool: Oh no wait I do that every day in the hospital.

Deadpool: Have you ever heard that there are 57 wheelchairs stolen from the hospital?

Deadpool: That was me :D

Deadpool: I have a beautiful collection, want to buy a wheelchair for Y/N.

Deadpool: One time there was actually still someone in the wheelchair.

Deadpool: I threw him out of the window.

Deadpool: He was annoying.

Deadpool: wooooops

Peter: STOP WADE!!!!

Peter: IS Y/N AL RIGHT!!!

Deadpool: NO.

Peter: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!

Peter: IF YOU DID SOMTING TO MY BEAUDIFUL Y/N I SWEAR I WIL KIL LYOU WADE!!

Deadpool: There was a clown.

Deadpool: In her room.

Peter: WHAT A CLOWN ARE YOU MAKING THIS UP!?

Deadpool: NO.

Peter: I AM FREAKING OUT IF SOMTHIN HAPPENED TO HER I WIL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF!

Peter: SHE IS AFRAID OF CLOWNS!!!

Deadpool: Spiderling if you don’t believe me read the chat.

Peter: WHAT SHE EVEN SAID GOODBEY TO ME!

Peter: TIS IS AL MY FAULD!

Deadpool: yes it is.

Peter: I SHOULD HAVE STAYED THE NIGHT WHIT HER!

Deadpool: why do you even watch a movie about clowns if you know she’s afraid of it?

Deadpool: I’m even not so stupid

Peter: I DIDN’T KNOW SHE HAD COULROPHOBIA UNTIL THE FILM WAS OVER!!!

Deadpool: What is Coulrophobia?! It sounds like two German words fucked.

Deadpool: that reminds me of your aunt ;)

Peter:  I’M GOING TO THE COMPOUND IF SOMTING HAPPED TO HER I DIE!

Peter: I CAN’T LIVE WHITOUT HER!

Peter has left the chat.

Deadpool: hehe he is so naive.

Deadpool: N/Y???

Deadpool: He’s gone.

Deadpool: My plan worked.

Deadpool: Oh I mean our plan worked.

Y/N has joined the chat.

Y/N: Thanks Wade.

Y/N: He is going to be soooo surprised, I hope he is going to like it.

Deadpool: Of course he is going to like it darling!

Y/N: It’s our 6 month anniversary it must be perfect.

Deadpool: It will be cupcake.

Y/N: thanks Wade <3.

Y/N has left the chat.

Deadpool: Now it’s time for my plan.

Deadpool: I am going to aunt May.

Deadpool: She is alone.

Bruce has joined the chat.

Bruce: This was your plan from the beginning wasn’t it?

Deadpool: You can’t proof anything.

Deadpool has left the chat.

Bruce: I knew it.

Bruce Has left the chat.

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But imagine Yoongi letting you stay at his studio while he works on music. You’d be on the couch reading or doing something art related. You’d barely talk to each other but knowing that you’re just in the same room was fine. There’d be bouts of conversation in between silences, he’d ask you from time to time if you’re okay and you’ll assure him that you are.

He’d ask you to read some of what he wrote, he’d let you listen to some beats and then you’d ask him to play the piano, Yoongi would sigh but he’d do it anyway. He knew you loved it when he plays the piano.

You’d fall asleep and he’d be smiling when he finally looks at you. He would look at his unfinished work but he’d be asking you to move so he can lay beside you instead.

Yoongi would put his arms around you and you’d do the same to him. He’d kiss you on your forehead and he’d whisper he loves you, not knowing you heard him.

I’m so soooooft wtf. I cringe.

  • INTP : *arrives hair in a mess, exhausted, having a asthma crisis and coffee stains all over her tights, carrying the content of her bag in her arms*
  • INTJ : what the fuck has happent to you. It's nkt even 8am for god's sake.
  • INTP : Oh well. I didn't wake up.
  • INTP : Left home late.
  • INTP : sprinted to the bus stop.
  • INTP : I arrived at the station at buso'clock.
  • INTP : but I wasn't much awake.
  • INTP : so guess what ? Wrong bus.
  • INTJ : wtf how can this even happend.
  • INTP : I went out of the bus as soon as I could.
  • INTP : i had to sprint till the next bus stop which could take me there.
  • INTP : so I put my tumblr in my bag.
  • INTP : the tumblr spilled on the way.
  • INTP : I managed to save the artwork I've been working on and my computer.
  • INTP : but it HAD to be cotton bag of course.
  • INTP : The fabric did not absorbed shit, everything ended up on my tights
  • INTP : when I arrived to the right street the bus was leaving the bus stop.
  • INTP : Still managed to get in running faster than ever.
  • INTJ :
  • INTJ :
  • INTJ : And you're still on time. Amazing.
  • INTP : My life is a mess but nothing will ever take me away from learning stuff. This is where I learn stuff.

*chokes on a snore as I ungracefully exit the Dream Zone* hey y'all guess who’s emotionally compromised & it’S LEAKING INTO HER SUBCONSCIOUS AGAIN??????????

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anonymous asked:

HC in the top 10 when Yuuri broke the iinternet. He always had trouble looking at official shots of him skating coz he would always find fault 'What am I doing there the line is all wrong' ' WTF am I doing with my arm' etc but with the shirtless shots with Victor when he's happy & relaxed & then he sees the pics and he's all 'omg is that ME!?! He cant believe the smoking hot guy is actually him^^

I don’t think Yuuri would ever think of himself as hot but he’d definitely like the pictures more than his skating ones. On the other side, Viktor would probably blow up hundreds of copies and plaster them all over the walls

so y’all remember how in atla there was an episode where the gaang saw a play about their adventures and hated it because of the various ways they were portrayed? imagine an episode of voltron where that happens. allura can’t believe they’re portraying her to be some kind of hard ass, general-esque princess, lance is appalled that he’s being shown as anyone but a guy who can get date that is also funny, “i don’t get it, they’re making me seem like a guy with no sense of humour” says keith, pidge’s actor looks like a fucking gremlin, shiro’s actor has the fake prosthetic on the wrong side and the scar across his nose is over his eye, hunk is apparently bossy af and wants to fight every alien they don’t trust, and coran is the only one that’s satisfied. “i get it must hurt to see what they’re showing on the stage, but its the truth.”

like just think about it:

  • “wtf, keith and i have never kissed! i thought you said you only cradled me in your arms! and is there a way for me to get backstage and give actor!me some jokes that i’d probably say?”
  • “i like your black paladin costume, but you have the arm and scar on the wrong places”
  • “*offended gasp* i’m not that short!”
  • “why are they making it look like i have no fun and do nothing but charge into situations without thinking?!” “yeah keith, that’s not you at all”
  • “shay is not my girlfriend! i literally said that she is just a rock i admire very much!”
  • “why am i being portrayed as a ruthless princess with a harsh training regimen?!”
  • “i’m coranic! it rhymes with mechanic!” “*delighted gasp* oh my snarflak, they did me right!!”
Percussion Problems

“More drums.OMG PERCUSSION IT SAYS FORTE NOT TRIPPLE FUCKIN FORTE CHRIST.”

“Tune that drum.”

“Wow so you’re a drummer?”

“Basses play in CENTER.”

“Percussion keep tempo.OMG WTF ARE YOU DOING I SAID KEEP TEMPO NOT HAUL ASS.”

“Busted a head?Oh too bad…they’re really expensive so just rewrite your part around it.”

“Tenors slow down.What do you mean you have 16th notes?Not on my watch you don’t.”

“Mallets and flutes have the same part except mallets are wrong even when they’re right.”

*cymbal pinches arm* “Oh poor baby gotta bruise?TOO FUCKIN BAD LET’S RUN IT AGAIN.

"Tune that drum.Again.”

“Broken stick bag.”

“Broken sticks.”

“Missed a rimshot?You suck.”

“Hit your finger doing a cross shot?KEEP MARCHING YOU PANSY.”

I was watching the buono festa 2016 concert and my mom sat down and watched it w me, knowing nothing about jpop or idols and:

- god, she has a nasally voice (momoko)
- are their arms not tired
- [me explaining lightsticks, members colors, towels, and fan chants]
- her having a ‘wtf’ face
- god they must feel awful (the majority audience being green w only a few pink/red)
- these lyrics make no sense
- why is her dress short and the others long it’s wrong
- [grabs a sock and swings it like a towel]
- why does that man have so many lightsticks in his hand
- she looks like a doll (momoko)
- WHAT (at them being 23-25 yrs old)

still, she sat and watched the entire thing w/o me even forcing her lmao

Movies

So me and my friend (she is Hawaiian) went to go see the movie Nerve (best movie ever; had me in tears because it was relatable and sad😭😭) and so when we were waiting in line to get popcorn and something to drink, you know how the people working in the theater open up a new line right? So an asian worker (he looked like a nice, cleaned up, short haired Justin Chon😍😩)   opened a lane and me and my friend went over there as fast as we could cause everyone was on 100 trying to get food for Suicide Squad and but we were the first in his line. My friend had offered to pay since we do this thing where we switch up who pays, but she told him that we wanted a large popcorn and 2 drinks so he computed it into his electronic register thingy (idk what is called lol😂😂) and he looked up at me and said “will that be all?” and my eyes had widened because I’m stupid and didn’t know what was going on, so she says no and he gives us the price, still looking at me and I look away smiling at my friend and she gives me the side eye (she’s basically saying: Ik what your going through, don’t pass out) and gave him her credit card. He pulls up the receipt from the electronic register thingy  and gets a pen so she can sign her name, well I thought it was to sign her name, but he puts it in front of me instead and looks back at me with a stunned expression and I’m thinking do I look horrifying or gorgeous? So my friend laughs and grabs the pin and receipt to sign her name and he puts two cuos in front of me and leaves to get our popcorn. While he’s doing that, I turn to my friend and mouth “OMG” and she grabbed my arms and was like “I think he likes you!” And the people behind us were like wtf is wrong with them. So he cones back with our popcorn and my friend gives him the receipt and he says “thank you, enjoy your movie” and he is staring me directly in my eyes, but this time he is finally smiling☺☺☺ and being the dumb and confused person I am, I say “your welcome, you too.” He laughs and we walk away to get so.etging the drink and my friend was all like “if he’s working, why would he enjoy the movie?” (Took years to register what I said to him) So all we hear is someone yell Jenny or Jane or Jena (I forgot) and he leaves the register and I’m like, didn’t you just get there? So he’s leaving and walks to the back where they cook and he comes back out and walks over to the drink dispenser thingy where we are and I was about to put ice in my cup, but he said “hold on one second” and put more ice in the machine and I’m like okay. He looks at me and smiles and an out of no where, ice just starts spilling on the ground and I hold my cup up to my face and start giggling like did he really just get distracted by me? My friend is at a whole different machine, getting her drink and she walks over to me and gives me the “what’s taking so long” look and she sees him and began nodding her head and leaves and I’m just like WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?!?! But as soon as she leaves, he  takes this scoopy thingy (I know nothing about utensils; bare with me) and scoops some ice from the machine and asked if I needed some and I say yes and he puts the fresh scoop of ice in my cup and I thank him. After that I get my drink and leave to go to my theater while he cleans up the ice (I should have helped him😠) but eh, that’s it. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow to see if he is still there, but that’s extremely creepy and I would be a complete mess lol

seventeen being jealous : school edition
  • basically they are super hot btw they have a crush on u but u’re unaware and some guy was hitting on u when u’re at ur locker like he’s getting touchy and stuff

s.coups the type to

  • walk up to u and the guy
  • “dont mess with my girl” SCREAMS
  • you’ll look at him like ?? SINCE WHEN ARE U HIS wtf
  • he’ll just grab ur wrist and pull u away to a quiet corner where no one usually goes to
  • he’ll push u against the wall with an arm against it
  • u’re scared bc he isn’t saying anything and he’s just staring into ur soul
  • “…what’s going on…?” u decided to say smth
  • “i dont rly like how u’re so attractive and guys always hit on u”
  • he says it in a srs manner and u’re freaking out
  • “what-” u tried to say smth but he interrupted 
  • “i like u”
  • “i’ve been noticing u for a long time, how could u not know?”
  • he’s gonna bombard u with all those shit ^
  • “let’s date?” 
  • then u choke
  • he’ll just keep calling u “mine” even if u reject him
  • he’ll meet u after school and walk u home whether u like it or not
  • he’ll always have his arm around ur shoulder
  • AND HE’LL ALWAYS JUST LOOK AT U FOR NO REASON BC HE JUST WANTS TO
  • “dont u think ur skirt is a little too short?”
  • u’re like ??? ITS JUST SLIGHTLY ABOVE UR KNEE WHATS UP WITH THIS BOYFRIEND gUY 

jeonghan the type to

  • he’ll frown at the guy who’s flirting at u
  • “i think the teacher is calling for u” he’ll walk up and tell u
  • ^ just an excuse for u to move away from the guy
  • “so where’s the teacher?” u’d ask as he’s following right beside u
  • “well, actually the teacher didn’t call for u”
  • u’d stare at him weirdly
  • “i was just trying to help u though… from that guy”
  • then he’ll let out a slight laugh
  • and u’ll smile too bc an angel is in front of u he’s so nice and his smile oMg 
  • “thanks :-)”
  • “well, if u really wanna thank me then…”
  • u wait for him to say and u couldn’t stop being distracted by his angelic voice and eyes and literally EVERYTHING
  • “u can repay me by going for lunch with me”
  • !!!!!!!
  • “is that a date?” u blurted out
  • “u can say so” he smiles again cRIES

joshua the type to

  • scratch his head bc he doesn’t wanna be offensive but at the same time he’s jealous and he doesn’t want that guy to touch u or anything
  • he’ll text hmmmm let’s say seokmin but seokmin wld not be of any help so joshua decides to count on himself
  • he’ll walk over to ur area and pretend to be looking for his locker
  • he’ll keep glancing at u and the guy
  • he’ll smile if u or the guy meets eye with him
  • “ah, excuse me”
  • he’ll walk in between u and the guy and pretend to still be looking for ur locker
  • ^ in hopes the guy will move away
  • the guy will probably find him annoying and push him or smth
  • u’re like !!!!! bc joshua falls
  • “why did u push him?!” u shout at the guy
  • then u take joshua to an empty classroom
  • “u okay?”
  • “yeah, u?”
  • “what abt me?”
  • “that guy… he was flirting with u”
  • then u laugh
  • “were u helping me?”
  • “yeah, i guess” then HE SMILES SHYLY AND SCRATCHES THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WHAT A QT
  • “i guess i can help shoo away all ur admirers”

jun the type to 

  • scoff and walk up to the guy
  • keep glaring at him
  • the guy slowly backs off bc he knows jun is martial arts af
  • “are u okay?” he’ll ask
  • “yeah, I’m good, thanks for asking”
  • “oh u don’t have to thank me, i should thank u instead”
  • and u’re like “wait what?”
  • “u’re so beautiful I’m enjoying my view”
  • GREASY AFFFFFF
  • u can’t help but laugh bc firstly HE’S ADORABLE and secondly HIS SMILE LIKE HAVE U SEEN THIS BOY’S SMILE????
  • “u’re funny” u laugh
  • “i can show u more gags if u spend more time with me” /wINKS/ then he tells u he’ll meet u at this place at this time
  • “i promise I’m funny” he’ll add before leaving
  • AND NOT FORGET A WINK

hoshi the type to

  • be worried abt ur well-being bc HE’S A PRECIOUS GEM
  • rather than being jealous he’d be more worried abt u being uncomfortable 
  • he’ll go to the back of the guy and signal u if u need any help
  • if u nod ur head he’ll be reADY FOR THE RESCUE MISSION
  • he’ll act as ur boyfriend
  • “hey babe is anything wrong?”
  • then he looks at u and the guy
  • the guy will back off bc apparently u alr have a “boyfriend”
  • when they guy is gone both of y'all will let out a sigh of relief
  • when y'all realise it he will laugh and u will too
  • u’ll thank him and he’d be like “oh u don’t have too! i mean, i wouldn’t mind being ur boyfriend”
  • THEN HE’LL SMILE TO HIMSELF AND HIS EYE SMILES CAN BE SEEN ASDFGHJKL
  • u’d find him cute but when u heard him say he doesn’t mind to be ur boyfriend u were like ???
  • and he’s like !!! :-))))))))))
  • “i kinda like u” he’ll bLUSH and just confess bc that was probably the best time

wonwoo the type to

  • this kid wld be low-key raging
  • he looks fierce bc of HIS ALLURING EYES
  • he’d silently stand behind u and stare blankly at the guy
  • ^ apparently he looks scary and hot
  • his gaze be like “u should scram before u die”
  • the guy will probably be scared and be “oh shit i better leave” and he’ll flee
  • u won’t notice wonwoo yet but when u turn around u’d bump into him
  • “oh sorry!” u said
  • ur books drop everywhere 
  • y'all will bend down tgt and he’d bump onto ur head
  • BOTH OF U WILL LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND LAUGH
  • u’d be like “sorry i’m so clumsy”
  • he’s like “its not ur fault”
  • u’d be kinda attracted to his smile and u can’t stop staring at his eyes
  • he be like “whats wrong?” after catching u look at him
  • “oh, nothing” u quickly look elsewhere 
  • “i’m wonwoo”
  • he’d introduce himself after y'all get up
  • after u leave he’ll just stare at ur back blankly again
  • and he probably will buy u bread and milk tmr wAIT FOR IT 

woozi the type to

  • be one of those student council people
  • he’ll observe the situation before walking over
  • he’ll clear his throat and be like “u know the rules”
  • the rule: no flirting along hallways
  • if not he’ll give u detention
  • i promise the guy will run away bc who wants detention
  • “are u okay?” woozi will ask
  • “yeah, sure, i wasn’t flirting though, don’t give me detention” u’d joke
  • he’s all like “of course i know u won’t, i did that to help u”
  • then he’ll get a bit embarrassed and keep smiling
  • he’ll try not to smile though
  • but failed
  • “i think i should follow u around so u won’t get hit on by so many guys”
  • u be like hmmm?? whats this school council boy talking abt
  • he’ll notice ur expression
  • “oh what i meant was, u should be safe and follow the rules ; u can call me if anything happens :-)”
  • then he excuses himself

seokmin the type to

  • wonder if he should walk over to help u or wait till the guy leaves
  • but he LIKES U AND HE’S BEEN NOTICING U AND SMILNG AT U FOR THE PAST WEEKS
  • he doesn’t wanna miss this opportunity to maybe confess
  • his squad friends hoshi and seungkwan wld be giving him funny ideas
  • they’d help seokmin by getting involved
  • like for instance they’d go up to the guy and be like “oH someone was looking for u its rEALLY impt u shld get going”
  • then they’d shoo him and eye seokmin that everything is well and he can go look for u now
  • “hey”
  • u’re like *oh its mr smiley* bc he always :-) at u
  • “hello”
  • “whats going on?” he asked
  • “oh some guy was just ‘talking’ to me” and u’ll do the inverted commas with ur hands
  • “flirting u mean?” seokmin wld question
  • u’ll smile bc omg this TALL AND SUNSHINE-ISH BOY STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF U SMILING AND TALKING TO U 
  • he’ll start a new convo and the both of y'all will walk away unknowingly
  • this boy can sure kill with his smiles

mingyu the type to

  • smirk sMIRK SMIRK
  • he’ll just grab ur hand and pull u away wITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING LIKE RUDE MUCH???
  • “hey”
  • u’ll say and he’ll stop walking
  • “oh”
  • he’ll quickly let go of ur arm
  • “just wanted to help u”
  • “from?”
  • “that guy”
  • “oh”
  • “he’s a major flirt and um i wouldn’t want u to be his next victim and stuff”
  • oH wOw this mingyu boy sure is really concern abt u
  • “but what has it got to do with u?”
  • “bc i like u!”
  • oOPS AINT A SECRET ANYMORE
  • “wait no i mean…. i mean… um” he’ll stutter
  • u’ll look down and laugh bc he’s just too cute for his own good
  • “is that, perhaps a confession?” u raise ur brows
  • HAVE I MENTION THE HEIGHT DIFF
  • MY GOODNESS U’LL BE AROUND HIS SHOULDERS
  • “if u will accept”
  • “i wonder how it’s like to have a giant as my boyfriend”
  • “and i wonder how its like to have a dwarf as my girlfriend”
  • wHAT AN ASS KIM MINGYU

the8 the type to

  • pout bc he doesn’t like seeing any guys hitting on his crush
  • he’ll ask his hyungs for help
  • he’ll be like a lost puppy actually
  • poor boy will wait till the guy moves
  • but that’ll take a pretty long time
  • u decided its enough and walks away from the dude but he kept pestering u
  • the8 starts to worry and who knows where he got the courage from
  • he went and stop the guy like
  • “hey um i think she doesn’t want u to follow her”
  • the dude be like “who tf are you”
  • and the8′s like “I- um…”
  • and u’re like “he’s my boyfriend” then u link arms with him and walks away
  • the8′s like !!!!!!
  • iMAGINE HIS SMILEY FACE JUST IMAGINE
  • “after y'all are further away u’ll take ur arms away and apologise
  • that precious puppy be like ‘its okay!! as long as u’re safe, i’ll do anything”
  • <33333</li>
  • i’m crying

seungkwan the type to

  • say “kIMBAP kIDDING?!”
  • bc there’s a guy messing with his crush
  • HE’LL SASS SO MUCH
  • “YO LADIESSSSSSSS”
  • the dude hitting on u be like ???? wtf is wrong with this guy
  • u swore u were gonna laugh at that moment
  • “excuse YOU? but i think u’re at the right place at the wrong time”
  • bc u’re attractive and U’RE THE RIGHT PLACE FOR ANYONE but wrong time bc DIVABOO WANTS U
  • the guy will leave bc boo hella weird like ???
  • u burst out in laughter
  • “heol, i know i’m funny but u got hit on by an unattractive guy? THAT AINT VERY FUNNY”
  • /inserts his all time signature face/
  • the laughing continues
  • and he laughs as well bc ur laughter is so cute and contagious 
  • he secretly wants to make u laugh forever :’)

vernon the type to

  • curse under his breath before swagging his way to u
  • “whatever happens go straight” he raps to himself and walks to u 
  • “so um, whats going on?”
  • u and the dude looks at vernon like hUH more like what’re u doing 
  • he’ll frown and be like oH
  • then he realises he made everything awkward
  • he’ll just hang his arm around ur shoulder and walk off
  • then he’ll turn back and look at the dude telling him to back off
  • u’ll question him
  • and he’s like “u’re cute”
  • “excuse me?” u stop and raise ur brows
  • “u’re too cute to be excused”
  • and u must be thinking wth is wrong with this guy
  • “i don’t even know u” u say
  • “we have plenty of time for u to get to know me, but for now, call me sweg”
  • oK this kid is getting weird
  • he prepares an impromptu rap for u
  • confession tIME

chan the type to

  • panic and he will definitely need help from this hyungs
  • nOPE don’t ask coups bc he’ll just tell chan to pull u away and push u against the wall and u kNOW THOSE GREASE
  • he’ll probably ask jeonghan bc angel gives best ideas
  • “ahhhh, u should try to stop the guy, like pretend that someone is calling him”
  • chan goes 
  • “someone is calling u” he says timidly
  • “who?” the guy frowns
  • “billie jean”
  • u: what
  • the dude: what
  • chan: what
  • “no i mean michael jack-”
  • ?????? 
  • “no i mean the teacher”
  • FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT 
  • can’t blame him he’s nervous 
  • after the dude leaves he be like
  • “uhhhh :-)))))” he’ll just smile
  • “u like michael jackson?” u ask
  • then this kid will spill all his fondness of michael jackson bc he’s mj trash
  • u’ll be attracted to the way he expresses his fondness and its like u can see stars in his eyes
  • he’ll offer to show u his dance moves and probably dedicate the dance to u
  • he’ll thank jeonghan for the good advice 
  • what a polite kid with good manners
BTS- WOULD YOU RATHER GAME

I was tagged by the amazing @forever-young-got7

Originally posted by sehuns-bubblebum

Would you rather:

- build a snowman with v OR have a snowball fight with j-hope 

(But I want to use V as a shield lmao.PLS. I’M BAD AT THIS)

- get coffee with suga OR get ice cream with suga 

( yeah I basically just went on a date with yo man @jinssmile Sawry >.<)

- go to the cinema with jimin OR the amusement park with Jungkook

I’ve been to the cinema over 100000 times, but I’ve never been to an amusement park <333 so JUNGKOOK LETS GO GO GO~~~

Originally posted by dabbingjungkookie


- do a dance cover with j-hope OR sing a duet with jin

I sing but I still don’t know about much dancing so let’s stick to jin lmaooo

- kiss rap monster OR cuddle suga

Sorry I stole your baby again T_T @jinssmile

- babysit with jimin OR dogsit with v

OMG IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS AF !!!!!! Just imagining  chim being all triggerred by diapers makes me laugh,

- meet j-hope’s family OR have v meet your family

I want to learn  more about hobi and I’d bring my friend @kimimimirumi with me <3333…and oml my family is too crazy to invite any sane human over ( even tho tae is not that sane) LMAOOOO

Originally posted by teacuptaehyung


- film a commercial with j-hope OR film a sketch with v

It’d BE SO FUN <3333

- hug jimin OR hold hands with jungkook

oKAY YES. I PICKED BOTH.I CAN’T JUST ABANDON JEON IN THE DARK WHEN HE’S MY FAVORITE.BUT I STILL WANT TO BE IN JIMIN’S ARMS.( I’m such a hoe wtf is wrong with me)

Originally posted by mintsugakookies


- go to paris with jin with OR to london with suga

I stole your man again @jinssmile….. lollllll Madelyn I bet you’re making plans to steal jungkook from me for payback x) but yoooo LONDON SOUNDS SO COOL!!!

film a drama with jin OR do a photo shoot with rap monster

I always wanted to try out acting <33333 !!

attend an award show with rap monster OR wear couple t-shirts at the airport with jungkook

Yes I did it again. I want to dress fancy okay? It’s been a while since I wore a gown T_T LET ME ATTEND THE AWARD SHOWS WITH NAMJOON. I WANT TO BE CUTE WITH JUNGKOOK TOO EVEN THO I FEEL LIKE WE’D BOTH BE EMBARASSED TO DEATH IF WE SHOWED WEARING THE SAME SHIRT LOLLLL

- spend a lazy day with suga OR explore a city with j-hope

I need me more action in this life. Laying down with Suga shouldn’t be something I want since I’m already lazy everyday LOLLLL

-fall asleep next to jimin OR wake up next to jungkook

Yeah you can say that I’m a sucker for JIKOOK. I’d love to sleep next to chim >.< but then again JUNGKOOK IN THE MORNINGS IS MY AESTHETIC HE’S THE CUTEST ISH EVER. BUT BRUH.HE’S GOING TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK AFTER SEING WHAT MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE IN THE MORNINGS LMAOOOO

Originally posted by yourpinkpill


- make up a silly rap with v OR a silly choreography with jin

I can’t rap AT ALL lollll Let’s attempt a weird dance yup.

- have a fun picnic with j-hope OR a fancy date with jin

It’s been a while since someone took me out somewhere nice…Jin pls make me feel like a princess, even though you’re the princess x)

- have jungkook serenade you OR have v sing you to sleep

I live FOR THIS. IS THIS EVEN A QUESTION? Jungkook singing in general is making me melt , but then if you talk about serenading me THEN ASDFGHJKL???!! BOI I’D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. YOUR VOICE HAS THE CAPABILITY TO BRING TO TEARS T_T

- have a dance party with j-hope OR sing karaoke with suga

I did it again… @jinssmile lol I LOVE TO HEAR YOONGI SING HIGH NOTES. MADELYN YOU HAVE TO CONTRIBUTE AND COME WITH US!!!YOUR VOICE IS AMAZING!!!

- go camping with jimin and v OR go to the beach with rap monster and suga

The forest and I share a very bad relationship , but I’ve rarely been to the beach even tho I love it so much!!! Going with the hyung line SOUNDS EXCITING AF!!!

- cook with jin OR bake a cake with jimin

I baking OMGGGGG YESSSSSS!!!!

- have a sleepover with the hyung line OR a birthday party with the maknae line

I want to spoil maknae line with yummy food <3333 but then I want to gossip with the hyung line. IT’D BE LIT AF!!

- celebrate halloween with jungkook, suga, v and j-hope OR christmas with rap monster, jimin and j-hope  

I NEED COP JUNGKOOK! OF COURSE I’D CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN WITH THESE DORKS!!!

Originally posted by jayfatuasian


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Oh……So the next part is….kinda…. suggestive so I’ll cut it here for those who are underaged and the ones who ARE MATURE ENOUGH FOR SUCH CONTENT YOU CAN SCROLL DOWN.


 IF YOU ARE A MEMBER OF BTS,AN UNDERAGED CHILD OR A GUY NAMED JEON JUNGKOOK I SUGGEST YOU DON’T SCROLL DOWN. DON’T RUIN ME OR YOURSELVES GUYS.YOU’VE BEEN WARNED. 

Originally posted by cleolux





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