wtf is with this show

anonymous asked:

phil didn't do a liveshow last week nd i Miss him :(

i skipped my after school clubs for him and he didn’t show :( wtf phil :( im not gonna be busy this week hopefully he’s doing one

anonymous asked:

do u like brooklyn nine nine?

ewwww no??? wtf that show is disgusting, how dare they have good representation and how dAre they have a gay character and nOt make jokes that mock his sexuality!!! how dare they make jake respectful,,,, the only saving grace of this show is that gina and rosa aren’t dating thank god…… i hope jake and amy break up that would be fantastic

Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies

mrriggerworld  asked:

Can you believe in all the fanfiction I've read I haven't seen anybody make a pun/reference about "I'm not giving up my Schott" I'm trying really hard to figure out how to fit it into one of my stories and I can't get it to flow naturally but hopefully I'll figure it out after I sleep on it.

They did the thing in the show wtf you called it omg.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
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Maybe they’ll save it. All the pieces. Store it in the town hall attic and rebuild it in a hundred years. Wonder who the hell we were.