People that despise Sherlock Conspiracy Theorists being like, “You guys are batshit insane” is really funny, honestly, because we’ve absolutely owned up to that and still do, we compare ourselves to Anderson and talk about wearing tinfoil hats to keep out aliens and magicians like wtf we’re the most self-aware group of conspiracy theorists out there
• probs tripped over you as you were too short for his eye sight • will bust a tear if he sees you’re hurt, and keeps apologizing though he’s done no harm • so he’s like ok she’s alright and I didn’t kill her…wait what the heck I’ve never seen anyone this pretty what- • cue Chan stuttering over his words as he tries to get your number or convince you to see him again • ofc you can’t refuse, you can already tell he’s such a sweetheart • you’re always in awe of how sexy his voice sounds over the phone • sometimes just pausing and letting him talk about whatever this dork talks about • probably complaining about baekhyun tbh • speaking of the other guys • oml they’d love you to death!!! Esp baekhyun and suho bc you make this man so happy and he deserves the world for always working hard • ok so kyungsoo might be a lil hesitant to like you at first • or that’s what you assume. He’s actually very impressed that chanyeol picked someone as smart and lovely as you and he’ll warm up to you soon, don’t worry • staring at him as he gets lost in the music while playing the guitar • convinces you to sing as he strums along • always making fun of your height (no matter if you’re the same height or taller than him smh) • piggyback rides • laying your head on his tummy while watching movies • and he’d play with your hair, unaware of how good it feels when he moves his slender fingers and always making you fall asleep • crying together while watching goblin (esp when his song comes on omfg) • wrapping his long legs around you at night and having his head buried in your neck • randomly picking up your hand and playing with your fingers to get your attention • teaming with Kai and pranking him • getting you back by taking pictures of you in your sleep • but that’s not even payback bc you look hella cute and yeah he’s gonna save that in an album on his phone shh • almost getting kicked out of amusement parks bc he won’t stop playing until he wins you that stuffed toy • baekhyun third wheeling with yall bc he’s a loser and he’s all alone • sometimes having to shove him off chanyeol so you could cuddle him instead • becomes best friends with your parents and often calls your mom just to check in • cooks for you when you’re sick • cuddles you when you’re sick (puts on a mask so he doesn’t get sick too lmao) • makes out with you wherever he feels like it • and his lips will be stuck to yours until he’s decided to wait until you get home • will have you sitting on top of him so you’d both be more comfortable, and makeouts never turn into anything more unless you want to wink wink • gives you back massages and rubs your feet when you’re tired • sending you pictures of his outfits everyday when he’s gone and you hyping him up bc he always looks good wtf • stealing his hats and shirts • won’t even bother taking them back • hilarious inside jokes • spoils you with candy and sweets • teaching you to play the guitar and leaning in to kiss your neck every now and then • covering your cheek with ice cream then licking it wf • taking his glasses off and leaning in for a kiss • being proud af when the other achieves something • hugs are so warm and he’d hold you forever in his arms if he could • having the most caring, soft, thoughtful boyfriend ever so pls don’t let him go 🌹
jackson: the prankster
- “it’s just a prank bro!”
- has over 2 million subscribers
- always promoting his merch that usually says ‘stay healthy’ or eat ‘organically’
- replies to the comments
- gets to know his fans and even knows one so well that he remember what they ate 9 years ago, their foot size, age, and height
- pranks his girlfriend and almost ends up single every time
- daily vlogs
- always wearing a backwards hat and a black tank top
- collabs with other youtubers
jaebum: the angry ranting cat man
- not well known on YouTube
- has at least 20,000 subscribers
- rants about the generation
- has loads of cat videos that gives him the views
- is always being flirted to in the comments
- rarely uploads
- made a YouTube after being forced to
- “I’m not your daddy wtf.”
- always has to explain that he’s happily engaged and doesn’t want any of his fans
- is an internet meme and hates it
- eats and sleeps way too much on camera
- fans are intimidated when they do see him in public
mark: the hypebeast
- millions of subscribers and views
- mainly does reviews on every Yeezy shoe ever
- “These are the exclusive custom-made Yeezys made by Jesus himself.”
- vlogs include shopping at the mall, exploring LA, and hanging out with friends
- is really shy in person
- gets discovered in public and turns into a shy potato
- meeting one fan turns into an entire meetup
- almost failed cooking videos with coco
- gets mad when people asks about everyone else but him
youngjae: the cute crafter
- has half of a million subscribers
- makes DIY videos (sometimes doesn’t go as planned)
- comments are usually always positive
- open to collaborate with anyone
- features his nieces and nephews in a lot of his videos
- “This is Youngjae channel!”
- takes video requests
- makes self-help videos just so his viewers can keep a positive mind
- likes reading his fans comments
- also uploads a few singing videos here and there
- doesn’t vlog often since he’s not good at operating a camera
bambam: the unintentional comedian
- famous because he’s a living meme that’s everywhere on social media
- doesn’t intentionally try to be funny but just is
- does a lot of stupid skits with yugyeom
- dabs constantly
- gets a lot of hate comments and doesn’t appreciate it
- gives his fans names like ‘the Dabbing Princes & Princesses’ since he’s the Dabbing King
- always eating in his videos
- ootd videos always fail because of his dorkiness
- people always comment about how extra he is with his fashion
yugyeom: the dancer
- very popular since his videos are shared globally
- collaborated with famous dancers
- adores Chris Brown and mainly mentions/plays his music
- steals fans heart with his talent
- blushes at the positive comments
- cries at the rude comments
- dances like he’s mental whenever bambam is in a video
- vlogs usually involve him acting slow at the grocery store
- still gets slapped around by his elders (Jinyoung)
- people are amazed by his height in real life
- uploads often
jinyoung: the Christian family vlogger
- your average famous family youtuber
- dresses like he’s going to church
- “I would appreciate it if you guys would stop being sexual, I’m married.”
- yells at whoever calls him ‘Jr.’, his old YouTube name, in the comments
- always showing off his wife and kids in his vlog
- does livestreams
- petty to his fans and other youtubers (yugyeom)
- open about religion
- always mention how his fans should buy his book and also start reading more
- has coffee in literally every video
- always has comments requesting him to do asmr because of his voice
@ discrepancies: when Mary travels around the world we see a flight list. And there are countries on it which do not exist anymore, like Western Germany and the Sovjet Union! A huge WTF in my opinion because this HAS to be deliberate!
Wow Nonny, shows you how much I know about geography :P
Tinfoil hat me says that this could support “John’s Alibi/ Unreliable Narrator / John’s TAB” theory, since John himself probably is not up-to-date on his geography (Sherlock WOULD BE because of his time away, I would imagine). Hmm.
A thousand and a half. His teammates are lowkey attracted to him, the worst is Volpina and Cat Noir poor babies. Has to do with how showy and ‘strut your stuff’ peacocks are, and nino constantly has a crisis like “Why is everyone into paon??? its cause im a superhero right like… its not like im actually attractive its just…” and then he bums himself out. But then Dusuu gets sassy with him like “Boy just because i know how to work with what you have and your ass doesnt don’t mean you havent got something worth showing.” And Dusuu tells nino that maybe if he didnt hide under baggy jackets, loose fitting shirts, cargo pants big glasses and hats he might actually realize what he looks like. So Dusuu is like “You like all your clothes right? you wouldnt own them if you didnt like them or were uncomfortable in them yeah? so whats the harm in letting me pick what you wear for the day if you like it all anyways.”
and nino is like “…yeah whatever if it makes you happy, doesnt matter to me.”
But Dusuu knows how to play up Nino’s features and actually just not hide him under a pile of baseball caps all the time and the first day he strolls into school just wearing what Dusuu asked him too (No hat, no glasses ((he doesnt need them ever since he got his miraculous he just uses them)) dark jeans, just overall complimentary everything)) his class is like “oh sHIT”
And then he has another additional crisis because wtf is he actually attractive??? i thought it was just the hero factor??? WHAT HAPPENS NOW
He starts to eventually gain more confidence through being Paon, but overall maintains his genuine humble nature. He doesnt take it as an opportunity to be like “im the shit” hes just happier because hes more confident in himself.
He takes early morning patrols to lowkey sing with the song birds because singing in front of other people embarrasses him. He teaches the song birds in the city tunes and you can hear them echoed all over throughout the day. And he teaches them his made up theme song for ladybug and cat (the theme song he is too embarassed to admit he actually wrote) so you can hear the melody of “Miraculous, simply the best” occasionally in the city. But he starts to notice a new tune he hasnt heard before whenever the birds see him, like a greeting, and he realizes that they knew that song wasnt for him and wrote him his own theme song that they sing for him whenever they say hello.
Birds love Nino. Adrien is not super into the fact that birds love him but over the course of several years develops a tolerance.
When he gets pissed his tail does the thing where is sticks up and fans out and its lowkey Cat Noir and Volpinas favorite thing in the universe so they have a competition over who can get him to do it the most
His gold eyes glow slightly brighter when he uses his power (this is my same headcanon that i have for Jade when he uses Time Crawl)
- Bruce responding to journalist Clark in BvS with “we’ve already given donations supporting books” and Clark just: boi
- “You’ve never met a woman like me”
- “I need friends”
- Diana flipping her hair while kicking ass
- Bruce trying to make friends by passively-aggressively emailing Diana, picking a fight with Clark and throwing a Batarang at Barry’s head
- “boi I hear u can talk to fish”
- “bitch u dress like a bat”
- All possible references to the Batfamily; the Robin suit in the cave and Gordon’s “nice to see you play well with others again” wtf do you mean? is nightwing in bludhaven, is barbara oracle, does tim exist, is jason dead or a zombie yet zack snyder i need to know
- “What I do is not up to you”
- Amber Heard as Queen Mera
- Amy Adams as Lois Lane
- Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn
- Aquaman and Batman are BROtp
- Cyborg saving people, hacking things, the family business
- Aquaman having the time of his life on the Batmobile
- “Do you bleed? You will”
- Diana sniffing her flower hat in the WW trailer
- Also Diana walking around with sword that doesn’t match her outfit
- Bruce being the dramatic hoe he is and standing on a gargoyle when there’s lightning and shit
So hey, @mossandmushroom ? I was cleaning out my mail the other day and I found an ancient ask prompt about a post-Underworld conversation. I haven’t written any fic since I think November, I’m rusty, this is only 500 words long and pretty raw, but here you go. :)
Emma traced the line of the dagger on Killian’s forearm, the curled letters of Milah’s name. “You want to talk about it?”
“I don’t know.” He didn’t ask what she meant. The street light cast a steady glow across the bedroom floor. Rain pattered on the window as the promised storm made its approach, and a draft moved the curtains. They would have to fix that before winter, Emma thought.
“Been a while since we got back.” Weeks now of normal skies, and not the threatening red of the Underworld – for values of normal that include dirigibles and the occasional dragon, anyway. Weeks of holding each other when they could, too many days spent with Emma’s secret nibbling at her peace.
She curled her fingers around his wrist and pulled his arm closer around her, his chest pressed against her back. Things were better now, since the truth was out. Whatever came next, they were together.
“There’s little gain in pondering it.”
“I don’t know, you might feel better.”
A minute passed before Killian’s sigh stirred the hair on the back of her neck. The house creaked as if in answer. She had gotten used to its noises in the sleepless, haunted nights before he died.
“I would have liked to see her. I don’t know what I would have said, after this long. Nothing she didn’t always know, most likely.”
“You’ve never talked about her much.” Another pause followed. She wanted to turn around, to see the thoughts move across his face, but she didn’t move, just listened to his steady quiet breath.
“She wanted new things, always. New lands, new stars, new songs in her ears and her lips. I cannot imagine how it must have been, to wait in that same shadow of a town for centuries. And now….”
Emma squeezed his arm again. “I don’t think we can believe much that Hades said. Things had already changed there, before you left, with the river. She’ll find her way onward.” And if not, Emma thought, when we return, whenever that is – we’ll make it happen. The Oracle’s words returned to her, like a particularly tiresome song on the radio, told her that it might not be a long wait. “I really liked her. For whatever that’s worth, I mean. I’m glad I got to meet her.”
“And I, however ill the circumstances.” He withdrew his arm from her grasp, moved her hair, and kissed the back of her neck. “I love you, Emma.”
“Mm.” She smiled at both his words and that he seemed to think she needed to hear them just then. “I love you.” She fumbled around and dragged the comforter up. “Should get some sleep. Tomorrow is another day.” Magic scissors, honestly, what’s next? Hairpins, maybe. We already did hats. She fell asleep still smiling.
Part 2 for my husband??? YAY PART 2 FOR MY HUSBANNDNDDDDDDDD oh uh. Viewer discretion is advised bc ya know. EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE IN THE MIDST OF GETTING SOME EXCEPT FOR ME????
YEAH I HAD THIS GIF IN THE LAST ONE AND GUESS WHAT IMMA HAVE IT HERE TOO SO suck it. Honestly, I think about this gif a lot and it’s usually me doing it to him and like except it wouldn’t be giggly after it would. It would be v sexual oops SORRY BYE
LOOK LOOK BLACK AND WHITE his muscles look so DEFINED AND HIS SCRUFFIES GOD DAMN GOD DAMN GOD DAMMMMNNN DAMN DAMN DAMNNN i love scruffy scruff okay like he is growing it to be my beast PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE ugh
…. I HAVE THIS PICTURE SAVED ON MY PHONE AND honestly I want to get off on his thighs, like sure he can take me after, idgaf but I WANT. TO. GET. OFF. ON. HIS. THIGHS. FIRST. God and his arms. And everywhere. Dear lord almighty.
LISTEN HE HAS A ROSE ON HIS HAT, HE’S OBSESSED WITH BEAUTY AND THE BEAST TOO, I AM HIS BEAUTY HE IS MY BEAST sorry not sorry, the position has been filled.
Okay. Okay I am. Get ready for the screaming.
LISTEN LET’S FIRST START OFF WITH THE SCRUFF. HIS FACE IS SO SCRUFF I JUST WANT HIS FACE ON MY FACE… and in between my legs but that’s not important, NEXT UP LOOK AT HIS ARM VEINS, WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WTF GOD, IT’S SO HOT. NEXT, HIS CHEST IS HAIRY AND SWEATY AND DEFINED AND HOLY jesus look at his tum tum hair and DEAR GOD OKAY I NEED TO STOP BEFORE I GO INTO TOO EXPLICIT BUT SWEET JESUS and then he’s tugging down HE’S TUGGING DOWN JUST REVEAL TO ME… nevermind don’t, my eyes only, no one else gets to see his member… I LOVE HIM I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HIM FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK UFKC okay but imagine like the arm veins when he’s fingering you, sweet LORD.
“Shannon stop screaming about his scruff,” YA KNOW WHAT I WILL ONLY STOP WHEN MY THROAT GIVES OUT… then he can use it for something else… Either for choking on his dick or for choking with his hands, either or, I’m flexible like that.
He is absolutely adorable here, okay there is… THERE. IS. so much to say about this picture, look at his shoulders, okay imagine biting those puppies lmao
He’s got the pouty lips which I’m in love, I HAVE A GOOD POUT TOO SO Like imagine if we were both pouting WHO WOULD WIN obviously it would be me bc princess BUT LIKE WE would be a force to be reckoned with. PLUS PLU SPLUS SCRUFF LOOK AT IT LOOK AT THE GLASSES GOD, COULD HE GET ANY CUTER???
Move the belt and we have ourselves A FANTASTIC VIEW Plus I love confetti omg, I wanna win something and have confetti. AND I WANT A BIG BELT LIKE THAT JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT bc lord knows I mean. I can smack talk but like. Not the best at the wrasslin.
Lmaooooo this is not a good picture for either of them BUT I A M SO IN LOVE WITH IT, it’s fantastic and I am so happy.
LOOK AT LIL BABY TYLER LIL NO MUSTACHE BABY, god this picture makes me happy.
… FUCK FUCK FUKC FUKC FUCK. look how good he looks, oh my god oh my godoododddddd, THIS POST IS SO HARD TO MAKE BECAUSE LIKE LITERAELLY I WANT TO WRITE 500 PARAGRAPHS FOR EACH PICTURE, FUCK. he’s so hot, how can one person be this hot?????
Welcome to the GUNNNNN SHOWWWWW, POWPOW I wish I had muscles like his bc then I could take on the world… Last week I tried to switch my tv’s, don’t ask I JuST WANTED THEM IN DIFFERENT ROOMS and anyways, it took me like 20 minutes and I dropped it on my toe at least 4 times and yup. What were we talking about again??
LIL FINGER GUNS, I CRY.
…. NOT GONNNA TALK ABOOOOOUT. THE BING BONG. I know it is from a movie or show okay, But i tried to google it and only found Bing Bong from Inside Out which only made me feel guilty BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO USE IT FOR SOMETHING DIRTy and????? Yep.
THat’s the end of this because yes. UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH basically I just want a relationship with this man and I love him? I showed my mom a picture of him, which she was like “he’s cute, but what is with you wanting to date older guys,” AND SHE GOT SO EXCITED WHEN SHE LEARNED HE’s actually age appropriate. But yeah. I want him to be my boyfriend, he would be the very best boyfriend in the entire galaxy.
bITCH?? WHY WAS MAKNAE LINE HIGH OFF DRUGS IN THE JAPANESE VERSION?
THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
wHERE ARE THE THEORIES?
MAKNAE LINE IS HIGH
JIN BEATS TAEHYUNG UP, THEN CRACKS AND THEN ROLLS UP IN A CAR TO GIVE NAMJOON SOME GODDAMN LIQUID WHICH LOOKS LIKE THE SHIT HE GIVES TO GUK IN THE BEGINNING AND THE SHIT HE DRINKS IN BST KOREAN VERSION??
I AM SHOOK AF, AND THE CAR SCENE IS LIKE THE ONE FROM, ACTUALLY EXACTLY LIKE THE ONE FROM FOR YOU MV
WOW WTF BIGHIT
UGH W HAT THE FUCK
THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD IN THERMAL SHIT TOO LIKE YES???
I was rereading the election arc recently and noticed something. when Nanika heals Gon, there’s this massive energy spilling out, enough that the more powerful/influential Hunters still stuck in an auditorium trying to vote someone off the island on the next chairman can feel it. and there’s Illumi’s bloodlust but w/e
and when Nanika does her thing for Killua’s wish, we get this reaction from Mizaistom, Cheadle, and Pariston
none of them have any idea what that was, and it’s worrying. for good reason–Nanika is ridiculously powerful, especially if she’s from the Dark Continent. even Pariston doesn’t know what’s going on.
but compare this with Ging’s reaction:
that’s more worried than he’s been all arc. Ging’s pretty unflappable, and he looks pretty flapped to me. and I don’t think that’s a face of someone who doesn’t know what they’re dealing with. I think Ging knows what they’re sensing, and not just ‘something BIG just happened’ or ‘something (or nothing) just healed Gon’. I think Ging recognizes the Ai power spike.
I don’t know if Ging’s been to the Dark Continent yet (he says he hasn’t been, I think? haven’t reread that part of Dark Continent in a while) but he’s already plenty experienced in the weird powerful stuff coming out of there. more than anyone else that felt it at the Association by far. and it’s probably here he decides to go through with going on the expedition. I don’t know what, but I’d bet when Pariston says this the next chapter
Ging has a pretty good idea what just healed Gon. he’d bet on it working. Pariston doesn’t know what it is, but knows Ging does. and, as he tells Cheadle, he trusts Ging as an enemy, and Ging trusted Killua.
I’m probably overthinking this. but now I’ve got more questions than answers. does Ging know about Nanika? would he have been associated with whatever brought an Ai back from the Dark Continent? does this have something to do with Don Freecss?
alright ok my brother’s band got a new drummer who looks exaclty like andrew minyard also im crazy about the tfc Band AUs (pls i need more) so @im-not-dun-yet and I came up with a Jazz Band au bear with me
the upperclassmen own a little cafe
right across the street is the music shop that Andrew’s lot owns
the upperclassmen are always asking them to gig at their cafe cause they need entertainment, and the monsters always say no
one day matt is desperate cause their landlord says they would have to close the cafe if they don’t get more business
so matt goes over one more time, ready to embrace sweet sweet death cause andrew said if he ever came back he’d skin him
except its not andrew behind the cash
its this new guy, neil (matt is questioning his sexuality once again)
so matt thinks ‘oh what the hell’ and asks neil if he wants to gig over at the cafe
not knowing the unexplained grudge that andrew’s lot has against the cafe, neil agrees
so nicky needs neil to cover a late shift one night and neil says he can’t cause he’s got a gig across the street
kevin’s like “you signed up to play…t h e r e??”
“yeah got a problem?”
“yah you’re the problem wtf man”
so the monsters have a conference
[huddled up, whispering] “ok we can’t let him do this”
“he’s already signed up what are we supposed to do”
“well… we could have him join our band”
“ok but we don’t even know if he’s good or not”
“good point he could suck for all we know”
andew’s thinking ‘yeh… suck my dicK’
so they decide to go to his gig in disguise (fake mustaches and hats, neil totally knows its them but doesn’t say anything just thinks ‘what a bunch of nerds’) to see if he’s good
let’s just say
andrew is trying not to stare
kevin’s jaw is dropped
and nicky is trying to conceal a boner
so they’re like we have to have him
the next day they’re like hey we’re in a band and we need a singer why don’t you join us
and neil’s like idk man i gotta see you play first
ofc the monsters have another conference
they’re like okok im willing to perform if it means he’ll join us
so they tell neil sure
but neil has one condition
by this time he’s made friends with matt and the upperclassmen
and he wants to support their business so they have to perform there
the monsters share this look but agree very very reluctantly
so they schedule a practice after they close the shop and they’re like man we really need neil this would sound so good with him singing
because he sings like an angel
and so the night comes
matt is very friendly to the monsters “heyy so you decided to play here after all! lemme get you guys a drink on me” and andrew glares a hole through him
so the monsters play
and it’s jazz
aaron on upright bass (its funny cause he’s so smol)
andrew on drums
nicky on trumpet
kevin on keys (and also clarinet when they need it)
(idk kevin reminds me of squidward with the whole “i need to practice” idk)
someone write a spongebob au
neil didn’t think it was gonna be jazz, i mean c’mon if you look at the monsters you wouldn’t think jazz
and even if neil agrees that they would be better with him, jazz isn’t what he specializes in
so he turns them down
the monsters are like “what do you mean you won’t join”
“i mean i won’t join. its not my style”
and so now they have something of a grudge against neil
and they find the only way to get revenge
is to become his rival
so the monsters also book all the gigs that neil has so it’s one after the other
it’s torturing nicky cause he has to listen to neil sing and try not to get turned on
and it’s torturing everyone else cause almost every one of his gigs are at the upperclassmen’s cafe
this goes on for months
(neil still works at the music store cause despite all this they really do need more staff)
neil’s made a bit of a name for himself around town, and so have the monsters
over time neil starts to notice something about them, progressively more each time, he just can’t put his finger on it
but one night while waiting to go on, he’s watching the monsters and it clicks
its that they all look so lost in what they’re doing
nicky’s eyes are closed, kevin is moving slightly to the beat, even aaron looks like he’s having fun
then neil’s eyes move to andrew
the look of pure concentration on his face, the way his muscles move when he hits the snare
neil can’t help but think ‘wow he really knows what he’s doing with those sticks’
watching them get lost in their music, neil falls into something of a trance
the bass playing off the drums like a conversation
the trumpet’s bright, melancholy melody
the keys moving them all forward
he wants to be a part of that, to have that kind of connection
and so afterwards he asks to join their band
and of course since he asked, andrew agreed
neil’s not used to doing vocals for jazz (like scatting and tonality and stuff) but he learns
as a band, they play not only at the upperclassmen’s cafe but on stages too
the first song they play together is this one (im not really imagining neil as chet baker’s vocals tho)
and later on they branch out into jazz fusion (idk like this but neil on the vocals)
if anyone wants to come and talk to me about jazz or jazz fusion or music in general hmu i listen to everthing
In honor of my schools prom being today and me not going i have created this masterpeice lol. enjoy ~
Coups: Okay so you’re going to prom with Coups, and tbh you thought it was going to be a chill night…like getting the outfits to match and everything was chill and easy, and he asked you super calm and well put together, but then you finally arrive at the venue and oh god what his wrong with him. Really dumb dancing and youre like wth i know you can dance better than this but nope, cheolie has embraced the awkward dad dancing and its embarrassing af but yet you lowkey love it. Also catch him shoving all the yummy prom food in his face when hes not dancing
Jeonghan: literally the best matching outfit to ever be seen on earth like literally. Totally helped you find your dress and its the most stunning outfit you’ve ever seen. He’d somehow locate flowers that perfectly matched your colors like how ??? totally ended up on prom court and no one was surprised. Idk why but i feel like he’d be a great slow dancer. Also before prom photos were better than anyone in the whole school.
Joshua: Super gentlemanly, like okay he put your corsage or whatever, anyways he was all blushy and cute when he was putting on you and he’d look so good in his suit you’d be worried that people would try and steal your precious date. Okay back to the gentlemanliness of our shua, he’d be the guy that opened all the doors, even the car door, pull out your chair, and like helped pick up your dress if it dragged on the ground so it wouldn’t get dirty and you wouldn’t trip on it. Hella weird on the dance floor tho, like pin drops everywhere and just extra shua all the way.
Jun: Wild all the way. Like the way he asked you was wild, and the whole school knew within minutes. Like Jun was already super popular and all the girls are like !!!!!! i wanna go to prom with juuuuuunnnn!!! But then he asked you and it was extra and so everyone knew real quick. Anyways he was like lets do this weird neon color together and you’re like lol no ??? the after prom party oh lord. So wild just imagine.
Hoshi: Okay so like first of all lets just imagine hosh in high school. I feel like rather then being super flawless i feel like he’d be kinda frumpy like shows up with sweatpants and messy hair and wearing hats when he can, tbh probably plays sports too so when he shows up at prom with you everyones like wtf who is that and you’re just standing next to him like yah you betcha this is ma date. Like he’d clean up so freakin well. Crushed it on the dance floor and everyone is like messy hair hosh is actually amazing ??? im amazed just thinking about it.
Wonwoo: Tbh you’d a bit worried prom would be a bit boring because wonwoo is like the most chill person in the school and you’ve literally never seen him at a dance let alone actually dancing but you love wonwoo and honestly if all he wanted to do was sit at the table you’d be 100% chill with that because simply going to prom with wonwoo is enough. The photos before prom wasn’t as awkward as you imagined it to be, and honestly you were shocked when you got there and danced to a couple slow songs with you. Going with wonwoo would be great for anyone who wants a chill time.
Woozi: Oh woozers what a great time. Freaking cutest couple there by far. Like both you and jihoon by yourselves are adorable, but when you both dress up and match each other the cuteness. Everyone at prom gushes of the two of you and jihoon is embarrassed as heck and youre just kinda giggling like wow. Tbh i feel like jihoon would be an embarrassed blushing mess from the moment he asked you to prom until he dropped you off at home but it would be the best experience for both of you.
Seokmin: can i just say life of the party like holy cow. Tbh i feel like there wouldn’t be a whole big promposal or anything it would have just been like “oh hey yah seokmin we are going to prom together right?” and that would be that. Going to prom with seokmin would be so fun tho like even if you are shy or reserved like im positive he would be able to get you all crazy with him and like dancing all over the place and laughing super hard during dinner and the after party was just as fun. Just imagine omg
Mingyu: Ah mingyu. Our little puppy. I think he’d be more excited about prom then you would be. Like he’d be bouncing around and talking about it for weeks before it actually happened. Tried super hard to make the promposal really cute and just ended up stumbling over his words and like tripping or something but that just made you love it that much more. Seeing him all dressed up in a suit and everything was amazing but being able to spend the whole evening with him was even better. Id be you two and then you’d probably hang out with wonwoo or minghao and their dates and it would just be one big wild party.
Minghao: Okay so hao hao, lets just say right off the bat that he is the best dancer at the entire prom, and also yours. Freakin flawless in a tux just picture it. He’d be that guy that ended up on prom court all though no one really expected it but they also don’t have an issue with it? Best date for prom because he knows how to have fun but also keep things chill. You’d get to hang out with Jun and his date and it would be such fun time like oh wow. You two and jun and his date at a table and tbh you and hao just kinda sit there and drag all the really slutty dressed people and everything and just whip out all the snarky comments lol
Seungkwan: Prom queen. Jk jk seungkwan would be a great person to go to prom with because again like a few of the others he can both be a lot of fun but then have serious moments when need be. Catch him singing along to every single song they play tho. Like even when its a slow dance and a slow song, he’d be humming right along with the song as he twirled you around the dance floor.
Vernon: tbh i feel like vernon wouldn’t want to go to prom but like, he ended up being on the prom court so he was like shoot, but the thought of being able to take you made him want to go a little more like, he’d say he didn’t want to be there but deep down inside he was having a blast right alongside you. He ended up getting crowned king and you were all “see it was worth going” and the two of you ended up having more fun at the after party than the actual prom itself.
Chan: Chan really didn’t want to go to prom, but all his friends were going and he really wanted an excuse to spend the whole evening with you so he was like fine ill go. Super stiff the whole night lets be real like not super comfortable in his tux and he really wanted to impress you. He finally started to loosen up around the last 30 minutes, but it was still fun for the both of you. Rather than going to the after party like everyone else you went to some cheap restaurant still all dressed up and you got so many weird stares but whatever the two of you had a blast.