wtf is up with that hat

bi asks
  1. instagram bi or snapchat bi?
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  3. lay on the roof bi or lay in the grass bi?
  4. texting bi or talk on the phone bi?
  5. peppermint bi or cinnamon bi?
  6. earth, air, fire, or water bi?
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  8. smoking bi or drinking bi?
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  11. dress bi or skirt bi?
  12. hair tie bi or hair clip bi?
  13. baseball cap bi or sun hat bi?
  14. lemonade bi or hawaiian punch bi?
  15. pineapples on pizza bi or ‘wtf that’s disgusting’ bi?
  16. strawberry bi or cherry bi?
  17. starburst bi or skittles bi?
  18. ‘i wanna hold your hand’ bi or ‘lucy in the sky with diamonds’ bi?
  19. antique bi or futuristic bi?
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i’m really surprised that i haven’t seen this in the fandom yet! each ‘page’ is numbered for your convenience. based off the picture book (x)

Wish List for Season 8
  • Jon and Arya reunion
  • Gendrya reunion (!!!)
  • More White Walker battle scenes cause they’re awesome af
  • Sandor to kill his zombified ass hat of a brother
  • Sansan reunion (!!!!)
  • Jon taking Rhaegal as his own dragon and riding him into victory
  • Ghost needs to show up, like wtf where is he??
  • Jaime and Brienne FINALLY getting together
  • Nymeria checking in on Arya, making sure she’s safe
  • More Arya and Sansa bonding
  • More Grey Worm and Missandei cuteness
  • Cercei getting eaten by a White Walker (I swear, that dragon pit scene when the White Walker came right at her was Foreshadowing!)
  • Yara being reunited with Theon
  • Euron also being eaten by a White Walker because fuck that guy (damn hot topic pirate)
  • Tyrion finds some peace (unlikely, but I can dream)
  • Jon Targaryen-Stark, The 2nd Aegon named by Rhaegar, Wight Stabber, King in the North, The First of His Name, sitting on the Iron Throne with Ghost at his feet, Tormund as his Hand, and his queen by his side, Amen.

Hey quick reminder that Preston and Harrison are, in fact, assholes?

And before you ask, YES they are my favorite characters, and NO I am not trying to hurt anyone by saying this. I’m just stating the facts: Preston is a self-absorbed jerk, and Harrison has a twisted sense of what’s okay and what’s not.

Before y'all can react and yell at me, let me justify myself:

Harrison is adorable and I love him, but damn the boy’s got problems. See for yourself:

-He has basically scarred Max for life by making him cough up ribbons and bouquets and god knows what else, and his response to doing this was ‘i was trying to hit Neil but oh well.’

-He tricked Neil into believing in magic by making him think Nikki’s life was on the line.

-He pushed Nerris into a lake because he wanted to look like he was helping her out…then nearly drowned them both.

-He broke his and Nerris’s egg, then put the hat back on Nerris’s head—wtf bro

-He offered to saw his parents in half, which on hand is great and all but on the other hand REALLY HARRISON you know your magic is kind of faulty and still you wanna try pulling this shit??

Preston isn’t really problematic like that.., he’s just a jerk that people like to pretend he’s not. He scoffs at everyone’s acting, he screams like a banshee at his grandma, he has some of the best lines in the show (‘my acting career, like the mistakes of so many teenage girls, has been…aborted’)—hell, even when he was being abused by Nurf he maintained his sass levels ('im a terrible parent!’ 'you really are, nurf.’) We are dealing with the loudest, most savage shakespeare ever—and yet people transform him smol cupcake.

Look, I don’t hate these characters. In fact, I adore them. I would kill a man for them. I would take them in my home, and pay good money for their education.

And there’s the thing… when I talk about loving these characters, I mean THESE characters. Not these shy, Tortured™ versions you guys have created.

Did Preston and Harrison have to got through some serious shit? Yes.

Does that make them any less asshole-y? No.

Treat them like the obnoxious drama queen and mag-prick they are, and make them SHINE.

sargonofakad  asked:

Why are you such a hypocrite? If Trump didn't attack Syria (which he did to destroy the chemical weapons plant in the area) you'd be blaming him. But now that he's taking action, you're still blaming him? Btw, there's proof those chemical attacks were fake news, attempted several times over but only getting attention now for Lord Trumps powwrplay. So those charities don't help LMAO!!!! Really? Proof that you 1. Know nothing about politics 2. Are full of cognitive dissonance 3. Are a retard


1. Literally NO ONE wanted him to attack Syria. All we wanted was the victims of the chemical attack to get the proper relief and help they need. They don’t need more violence, they need HELP. 

2.  The right way to “take action” is to set up fundraisers and find real ways to help the victims. He would also let these refugees in our country instead of blocking them out because they’re “terror threats”…Not further proving America is a greedy ass imperialistic country that likes to bomb countries for shits and giggles. 

3. Are you seriously trying to claim that hundreds of people faked being severely injured??? There are literally VIDEOS of people laying dead from that attack. I can’t believe people can be so oblivious… I hope your dumbass realizes that the #SyriaHoax hashtag was created by Russian bots... So congratulations for playing yourself and being a Russian puppet just like your “Lord Trump”…… like idiot, like idiot. 

4. Stop trying to cover up the fact trump supporters are literally one of the biggest laughing stocks right now. All of this whining and boohooing of “I thought he was gonna put America first!!11!!!1″ is absolute bullshit. When we tried to warn you tinfoiled hat rednecks about a possible war, you called us “liberal snowflake crybabies”. I mean… 

you’re all fucking jokes!!! Lmaoooo wtf did ya’ll expect from a president who goes yells are people on twitter???… 

5. I’m not gonna take offense to “knowing nothing about politics” from someone who uses an old 2012 meme as their icon… anyway if a war does break out, I hope it’s you trump supporters who fight in it. Gotta fight for your “Lord Trump” right???? 

Good day. 

People that despise Sherlock Conspiracy Theorists being like, “You guys are batshit insane” is really funny, honestly, because we’ve absolutely owned up to that and still do, we compare ourselves to Anderson and talk about wearing tinfoil hats to keep out aliens and magicians like wtf we’re the most self-aware group of conspiracy theorists out there

in light of recent events

here’s my great comet experience from 6/15/17
GREAT COMET NOTES (this is like a month after I saw it and I didn’t know it when I saw it so I prolly missed everything)

•the outside of the theatre before you go in looks like a war bunker there’s torn up posters and everything!!!
•we technically had the worst seats in the house and we got no interactions but it’s ok
•I think sumayya has our section but I’m not sure?
•no pierogis I was depressed
•they were playing korobeiniki it was lit
•gelsey was walking around pre show what a bean
•I forgot who came up to us for the safety announcement but whoever you are I love you!!
•"keep all things out of the aisles! bags, programs, children, i don’t know"
•"repeat offenders shall be sent to Siberia"
•you can’t rlly see pierre @ the beginning from my seats he’s blocked by the chandeliers
•speaking of lighting the lights on the end tables brighten and dim with the music it’s great
•during prologue everyone has a pose that’s usually “raise hand dramatically and take a shot” but dolokhov’s was fist pumping???
-azudi was in for nick and he was so good but very different from what I’ve seen of nick
-his voice lowkey reminds me of taye diggs tbh
•Josh’s pierre? Wow. you can see his facial expressions from the rear mezz legit
•the end aaaaaAAAAAAAAA at pierre? art
•grace McLean has SUCH stage presence
-she’s like lowkey mean to sonya????
•denee was a lil bit quiet but it was prolly a mic problem
•I forgot that sonya and natasha were cousins and proceeded to lowkey ship them for the majority of the show ngl
•ok bolkonsky is literally terrifying sorry guys
•people enjoy me though got laughs (he awkwardly stares at part of the banquettes it’s very weird i love it)
•the where are my glasses bit I almost had a fuckin panic attack
•also Paul pinto is bolkonskys servant here and it’s hilarious but also.
-when he’s singing he’s fuckin bent in half with like a serving tray in hand/on his back how does he do that
•like i feel u Mary your dad is legit SCARY
•"natasha is young… an WorthleSS and DUMB.“
•natasha and bolkonsky was lowkey funny tho
•HEllo. HEllo
•they grab chairs and sit around a table with some audience members and there’s an awkward 10 seconds of them shuffling around and making room for themselves
•says the mean old man in his underthings
•so I LOVE no one else!
•the fake snow!!!
•the light bulbs coming down to look like stars???!
-my entire aesthetic TBH
•the opera feels like a drug trip honestly
•Paul in a top hat(?)
•the opera singers
•just all of the opera
•the glitter falling down
•andrey(?) getting ‘killed’ and the way they do the ribbons. wow
•azudi has such prescense like damn
-like, wow. i was like. damn. he's… he’s fedya
•HELENE???? wow.
•helene and dolokhov arm in arm?more like helene and dolokhov tongue in mouth
•"no I am enjoying myself at home this evening” he says, sitting in the pit while reading a book
•like the comes in with the lights blaring, he lowkey looks like he’s been surrounded by paparazzi and he just snaps his fuckin head around by 90 degrees like “make sure to get my good angles oh wait they’re all good”
•like I love him but also me, a hardcore theatre person was pissed because WHO WALKS IN DURING THE MIDDLE OF THE ACT
•also this boy literally checked himself out every time he passed a mirror. without fail.
•natasha and anatole
•anatole fuckin peacocks up to the top of the stage where natasha is and leans against the balcony and very deliberately sticks out his ass
•the “you ought to come, please come"s are so adorable!!!! like wow Lucas despite being anatole the pompous asshole he doesn’t forget to remind people that anatole’s a child. he’s a literal child.
•the way denee says enraptured
•kiss me on the neck part is like OOOoooOoo
•on “give me this flower as a pledge” he takes Natasha’s flower from her hair and natasha gets a lil mad like ‘wtf did I say you cld do that”
•anatole walks down to where Pierre is sitting and he looks so miffed
•there’s this little shoulder thing that Lucas does during “were off to the club!” And it is so adorable like again what I said about him being a child
•lend me fifty rubles?
•I don’t know if azudi did the weird nick choksi dance I didn’t check TBH
•the fuckin strobe lights wtf
•how do they move around
•there are light up shoes
•I don’t know if there was “oh yeah show me what you got girl” rip
•also during the really cool electric part right after the “feather in my hat” thing they did this awesome thing with the lights where they synced it up so that a spotlight hit for each note and idk how to explain it but they went along like little footsteps kinda?
•I believe josh downs a glass after “pouring several glasses.”
•I think dolokhov fills helenes drink but idk
•Paul pinto’s voice is so distorted during his part the duel bc the bass is So Much the entire theatre is Vibrating
•they advance slowly towards each other and when josh fires they both look so shocked
•pierre stands right at the barrier with his arms outstretched waiting for dolokhov to shoot him
•meanwhile dolokhov is only shooting with one arm bc his other arm is propping up the shooting arm which pierre just fucking shot
•the shot goes off
•there’s like 5 seconds of silence
•and then he just, looks up, pats himself over, and is just like “wait shit,,,, I’m ok????”
•anatole carries dolokhov off
•what can I say, it’s a Gift
•honestly what can I say about dust and ashes that hasn’t already been said
-like there is such a good energy build in that song dave malloy man what a genius
•the part with the mirror is lowkey adorable
-they do the candle thing. Natasha’s like “I see my face” and sonya just gives her a look like “you know that’s not what I meant”
•also correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t anatole stand so that natasha sees him in the mirror
•also grace just fuckin yelling “sUNDAY MORNING TIME FOR C H U R CH”
•Helene just walks in on natasha in her underwear and she’s like sup girl
•she swishes her dress so much it’s beautiful
•definitely got some Gay Vibes from that
•natasha starts to swish her dress too !!
•she then like epically changes into another dress
•Helene takes off Natasha’s necklace and replaces it with her own
•the transition from charming to the ball is effortless i love it
•I don’t remember much about the ball tbh
•except for:
-thinking “dang I’d go with him too if he spoke to me like that”
-the kiss!!!!!!! wow
-the silent but collective 'oh shit’ after it happened was real
-like you just feel everything natasha is feeling just through the music WOW
-the I WILL LOVE YOU ANATOOOOOOLEs wow I had a heart attack
-I’ll do anythiiing for youuuuuuuuuuuuuu


ACT 2:
•SO letters is legit such a bop
•(didn’t get a letter tho rip me)
•FOR I V E BEEN STUDYING THE CABAL (I think this is the park where he slaps the book and dust flies out but I’m not sure)
•also when the chorus joins in for the “NATALIE NATALIE NATALIE"s the lights sync up w them so they brighten when it happens it’s so COOL

•the way he did the “just say yes"s was really funny for some reason?
-he gets down on his knees or at least crouched down so he’s shorter then denee
-he looks up with the puppy dog eyes of a practiced privileged white kid
-just say yeeeeeeeeessssssssss
-*pauses and awaits for natasha to respond. she does not*
-just saaaaaay yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss
-*another pause. no response from natasha. audience laughs*

-……… just saayyyyyyy
-when Natasha’s like "yes! yes!” Lucas dashed over to Helene hand he’s all smiley and he gives her fake punches like “!!! i did it!!!! i really did it!!!!!!”
•ps i love the irony of natasha and pierre and mary all saying “so alone in here” at the same time
•so sonya and natasha
•sonya, friend Protector extraordinaire
•Natasha’s “I HAAAAATE YOU SONYA"s were so convincing it hurt my heart
•Brittain legit started sobbing wow
•sonya alone
•oh my god
•so as much as i love dust and ashes sonya alone is my absolute favorite solo
-she just stands alone on stage with a single lightbulb over her head
-and has this beautiful soliloquy
-i was crying. brittain was crying. everyone was crying
-the "and if i never sleep again” part is just so beautiful and heartbreaking ugh
•preparations was so good but it was like a lil bit weird to hear azudi bc he doesn’t sound At All like nick which isn’t a bad thing at all I’m just used to having a Very Clearly Midwestern 19th Century Russian Dolokhov™
•so in the beginning anatole comes up to pierre and he’s holding a bag and The Green Coat
•also shaving cream
-on the “lend me fifty rubles” Pierre gets out his wallet and takes out the money and holds it out for anatole to take and instead of taking the money anatole just takes his whole fuckin wallet
•azudi’s voice was just a lot more musical theatre-y i guess? idk
•but he still did amazing he did not miss a beat like Wow
•sadly did not get a shaker rip
•but the whole theatre was so lit during this song
•the Green Coat in all its glory
•just as squishy and majestic in person
•Paul pintos energy was off the charts!!!!
•idk what happened with danatole ugh I wasn’t lookin
•they were all dancing it was so beautiful and chaotic
•when josh goes “wOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH” they pause for a few secs to catch their breath it’s real funny
•anatole does these fun hand motions when the ensemble joins in for the next “WOAH OOAH
kinda like he’s conducting them
•The Abduction is possibly my new fav group number
•lucas’ wOAAAAAAAAAAAAH’ lasted forever oh geez
•he was finessing every man, woman, and nonbinary person in the fuckin room with that violin
•güd shit
•"smash your glasses on the floor” is the 19th century russian equivalent of “SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS”
•and then there’s a whole bunch of dancing
•and then The shut The door part
•i was a lil miffed bc you couldn’t see what he was doing to the person next to him from my seat but everyone laughed so /:
•azudi in the Abduction aka slay my life
•he looks legit so concerned for anatole
•but also he’s like take the cloak you stupid fuck
•i think he takes the cloak off of pearl but if not sure
•gelsey as the maidservant!!!!
•she fuckin slayed those high notes
•they were slewn
•in my house is a song of pure unfiltered RAGE
•props to grace because it’s very hard sometimes to like a character as aggressive as mama marya but she’s one of the best characters in the show honestly
•the part where the music which had been so chaotic and energetic for like half an hour almost starts to mellow out and marya does the whole “I covered her with two quilts” thing is the auditory version of a liminal space
•the last lyrics of in my house sung by natasha are pretty haunting not gonna lie
•I don’t remember anything from a call to pierre TBH except for marya tracking pierre down and all of pierre’s “whAAAt"s getting more and more loud and honestly that’s all I needed to remember
•also grace being terrifying but what’s new
•I feel like this is weird but I really love find anatole
•like Lucas and josh have a really fun chemistry I don’t know
•josh laps the entire stage "looking” for anatole
•he literally seizes Lucas by the collar and at the bash your head in line he picks up what I originally thought was a bottle but Is actually a bear paperweight and legit looks like he wants to murder him
•also at the part where it sounds like a computers breaking down that’s when natasha poisons herself
•i personally didn’t realize this bc i was too focused on Lucas ngl
•like he looks so terrified
•pierre rather unsubtly gestures to anatole’s crotch during the “besides your pleasure” bit
•when anatole goes “you could at least take back your words, eh?” pierre just. glares at him. he’s like “are you… are you fucking kidding me”
•he held that note forever i swear
•there was a long bit of applause after that
•anatole’s exit is just as dramatic as his entrance honestly
•natasha very ill is just so… sobering? like it’s been nonstop energy and anger and panic and manic energy for like half and hour and then the whole thing just slows down
•I don’t remember much of pierre + andrey but people usually read it as andrey being sarcastic but he seemed genuinely worried about natasha to me i don’t know tho
•pierre and natasha just. wow
•denee comes in in her dressing gown and braided hair and she’s just stripped raw it’s so beautiful and impactful
•and the way denee leans on the handrails for support, she was just so so good w o w
•Josh’s "if i were not myself” monologue is done I believe as Natasha’s about to leave, then as he starts talking she just stops and listens and at the end you see her physically regain some of her innocence •and when she touches his face!!!!!!! wowwwww
•like when I see any musical, i didn’t pay much attention to the last song because oH NO THE SHOW IS ALMOST OVER WHAT NO IT CANT BE OVER
•josh has the voice of an angel wow
•the strings at the end are very anxiety inducing
•as they get higher and higher the comet glows brighter and brighter it’s really mesmerizing
•just. wow.
•i love the bows music wow it’s so amazing
•there was a standing o
•also so much applause for lucas and denee and josh

•i don’t remember half of the people that came out in sorry
•here’s what i do remember
-we came out of the wrong side of the theatre and had to fucking bolt to the other side
-josh canfield came out for sure he was so nice!
-azudi came out and he saw the great comet hat i just bought and he was jokingly like “no way i have one just like it!”
-2 girls in all purple clothing and wigs i don’t remember who they were im sorry
-gelsey came out i was crying a little bit!!!
-josh came out but he didn’t go down as far as i was (the barricades didn’t stretch that far rip)
-I had a full conversation to pearl rhein about how she looks like lulu @melchixr and she was like! “no way! my name is pearl and lulu in swahili means pearl!” she was so nice
-cathryn wake addressed my playbill to me she was so lovely wow
-lucas came out last and he was wearing a pastel green baseball cap i was living
-i asked him for a picture he was literally so nice?????? w o w
-so the line was stretching way back like past the barricades and paul god bless him was trying to exit out of the doors in the back like the one with denee’s face on it
-little did he know the line stretched back so far that the end of the line was just around said door
-he opened the door and accidentally fuckin decked the person standing in front of it
-he apologized profusely and just kinda scampered off god love him
-when i left i stopped for a sec and lucas was walking out and he patted me on the back i absolutely started crying
-side note: andy mientus was at the show and i didn’t know and when i got home and found out i was like “wHAT? DID HE GO BACKSTAGE? COULD I HAVE S E EN HIM IF I WAS CLOSER UP??”

in summary, great comet was the single most amazing and unique theatre experience I’ve ever had and i would do almost anything to get to experience again

Some more stuff that happened to me at my college today since you guys seem to like my lil stories:

1.) I’ve started to notice this one guy for the passed three weeks that is always sitting on the hood of his car when I go to park at around 12. He’s always vaping with his legs crossed over each other and he just stares at people. He’s also always wearing this green snapback when he’s smoking, and I noticed that when he does stop vaping (I’ve only seen it happen about twice tho) that he takes off the green hat and changes it with a white one, sprays something in the air, and then just hops off his car and walks to class and I’m like ????

I shall do more research on this guy cuz honestly wtf. 

2.) This guy in my Philosophy class brought in his little sister today since I guess he had to pick her up from school before or something?? idk the story. But either way he brought her and she sat in the desk right next to him with nothing but her phone. And so my Philosophy prof. starts teaching about idealists. Which (by what he told us) are people that think that things only exist in the mind or something? That if you don’t see it, than the thing is non-existent. And so he’s asking questions about it and no one is answering cuz we all tired af and wanna go home. And the guy’s little sister starts answering them LMAO. AND SHE GOT THE ANSWER RIGHT EACH TIME!! And my Prof. was like “good job, yeah!” But then I guess he started to realize that she wasn’t a student cuz he started looking at her oddly and would be like “ooookkaaayyyyy???” It was super funny. I still don’t think he truly realized it. 

3.) My Prof was walking around with his mug and stopped in the middle of an aisle while he was lecturing and kinda dangled the mug a little and water came out but he didn’t notice. So the class was like “Yo, water fell out of your cup.” and he was like “what?” and the dude’s little sister blurted out: “Guys if he didn’t see the water then was there really any water?” AND MY PROF LOOKED SO HAPPY YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA LMAO. He turned around and pointed at her and was like “AhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”

4.) My Prof. leaned on this guy’s desk and was explaining something, until the dude I guess saw a fly and just clapped right in front of my Prof’s face. And the dude almost fell back and asked the kid “Okay, what? Was there a spider?”

The guy: Nope.

My Professor: ???Were you applauding yourself??? I don’t understand????

5.) Some kid: So would basketball be considered supernatural?

My Prof: No. Why would you say that?

Some kid: Like there are no Supernatural elements?

My Prof: This isn’t Space Jam???? How do you think basketball is played????

6.) My Prof: *explains something about religion being connected to supernatural stuff idek* You understand?

The class: 

My Prof: *sighs* You know like that ice king from Game of Thrones

The class: OOOHHHHH

every single time i pause on the a dance practice video i get something like this i mean what is even happening in this ending pose? why does jinyoung look like his soul has just ascended from his body? why is youngjae touching his dick? why does bambam look like he’s reaching for something on the top self even though he knows he can’t reach it but is too stubborn to give up? wtf is yugyeom so angry at? why does jackson look like one of those guys who doesn’t understand personal boundaries and mark is just smiling to mask his uncomfortableness? jaebum is just happy to be there. 

EXO: dating Chanyeol would include

• probs tripped over you as you were too short for his eye sight
• will bust a tear if he sees you’re hurt, and keeps apologizing though he’s done no harm
• so he’s like ok she’s alright and I didn’t kill her…wait what the heck I’ve never seen anyone this pretty what-
• cue Chan stuttering over his words as he tries to get your number or convince you to see him again
• ofc you can’t refuse, you can already tell he’s such a sweetheart
• you’re always in awe of how sexy his voice sounds over the phone
• sometimes just pausing and letting him talk about whatever this dork talks about
• probably complaining about baekhyun tbh
• speaking of the other guys
• oml they’d love you to death!!! Esp baekhyun and suho bc you make this man so happy and he deserves the world for always working hard
• ok so kyungsoo might be a lil hesitant to like you at first
• or that’s what you assume. He’s actually very impressed that chanyeol picked someone as smart and lovely as you and he’ll warm up to you soon, don’t worry
• staring at him as he gets lost in the music while playing the guitar
• convinces you to sing as he strums along
• always making fun of your height (no matter if you’re the same height or taller than him smh)
• piggyback rides
• laying your head on his tummy while watching movies
• and he’d play with your hair, unaware of how good it feels when he moves his slender fingers and always making you fall asleep
• crying together while watching goblin (esp when his song comes on omfg)
• wrapping his long legs around you at night and having his head buried in your neck
• randomly picking up your hand and playing with your fingers to get your attention
• teaming with Kai and pranking him
• getting you back by taking pictures of you in your sleep
• but that’s not even payback bc you look hella cute and yeah he’s gonna save that in an album on his phone shh
• almost getting kicked out of amusement parks bc he won’t stop playing until he wins you that stuffed toy
• baekhyun third wheeling with yall bc he’s a loser and he’s all alone
• sometimes having to shove him off chanyeol so you could cuddle him instead
• becomes best friends with your parents and often calls your mom just to check in
• cooks for you when you’re sick
• cuddles you when you’re sick (puts on a mask so he doesn’t get sick too lmao)
• makes out with you wherever he feels like it
• and his lips will be stuck to yours until he’s decided to wait until you get home
• will have you sitting on top of him so you’d both be more comfortable, and makeouts never turn into anything more unless you want to wink wink
• gives you back massages and rubs your feet when you’re tired
• sending you pictures of his outfits everyday when he’s gone and you hyping him up bc he always looks good wtf
• stealing his hats and shirts
• won’t even bother taking them back
• hilarious inside jokes
• spoils you with candy and sweets
• teaching you to play the guitar and leaning in to kiss your neck every now and then
• covering your cheek with ice cream then licking it wf
• taking his glasses off and leaning in for a kiss
• being proud af when the other achieves something
• hugs are so warm and he’d hold you forever in his arms if he could
• having the most caring, soft, thoughtful boyfriend ever so pls don’t let him go 🌹 

Originally posted by lullabyun

anonymous asked:

[1/2] Okay, okay, consider: Blupjeans have a baby they leave behind in one of the realities, and everyone leaves the kid something? Magnus makes them a duck, of course, Davenport leaves them a captain’s hat. Lucretia makes a small painting that switches between the whole crew and just their parents. Merle demands to be flown to a beach to make them something and everyone’s like ‘oh god’ but he just makes a cute seashell necklace and they’re like ‘wtf’. Taako leaves them the shoes he and Lup won

[2/2] just before they left homeworld. Barry leaves them a magic jean jacket, and Lup makes a pen that doubles as a wand.


dude……that hurts me. kid grows up learning that they were loved. they were wanted. kid grows up wondering why their parents left, if they had so much family. 

anonymous asked:

what do u think about the actual clothes that dan chose tho?? I think it was a good mix of funny + ridiculous + different aesthetics but I would’ve loved some more clothes that actually looked good on him and didn’t make me cringe x10000

YES DEAR GOD. i will give u a full rundown of my thoughts on each outfit. 

  • the fuckin black ripped jeans: amazing, divine, brilliant, showstopping, etc. it’s AMAZING to see phil in jeans that fit him so well, his normal ones have a bit of give to them and can sometimes look a little baggy on his tiny legs. 
  • phil as a member of 83 piløTs: NO. hard no. what the fuck. the grey shirt was like … okay . the color worked, it fit his chest nicely, i couldve done with it being a standard silhouette rather than that longer length and so tight at the bottom, but i’ll give it a pass, whatever. the vans were actually great and fit his normal aesthetic and i dug the red color. but the beanie was So Bad and seeing all of those pieces together ……. no. he looked like he was a wannabe 16-year-old making a severely misguided attempt to hold onto his fading youth and i was dying from cringing
  • rose-core sensitive bad boy: good. i like the jacket a fuck ton. i like the jeans. the shirt w the jacket is a bit trash bc it’s so long but w/e i can deal. the hat sucks. why is it white. it makes no sense w this outfit. no no no no no 
  • fluffy coat: i love it bc i will never be over phil snuggling it up to his face and making puppy eyes at dan like … kill me? and i feel like phil would love to lounge in this and wrap dan up in it maybe or just drape it over both of them when theyre chilling on the sofa and im gonna cry now
  • bird shirt: as i said before, i rly liked this weirdly??????? ? wtf???? probs bc phil in all black, and again in sizes that fit him more snugly and accentuate his shape so well made my heart literally stop. he’s so fucking fine?????? and the bird wing fringe kinda works in a cool way, i’m into it. good shit. 
  • lumberjack dad: gross. i mean we are all blessed to witness the artwork that is phil’s arms so i can’t be too mad at this but also … i can … it’s the worst. sleeveless COLLARED shirts make no fucking sense at all, the flannel is horrible, the color is horrible, the jeans are horrible bc the color sucks and theyre way too big on him ……. nO
  • pearlescent hoodie: it’s way too light on him, and ugly kinda generally so …… another no … why dont people (and dan) understand that this man’s color schemes are dark/bold/jewel toned, not this milky, washed out pastel shit. i said it when this vid idea first came out and im still saying it … yall needed to go DARK and u DIDNT (i blame dan entirely tho) 
  • THAT suit: ok this is what i mean. aside from the obvious about how horrific this outfit is, this COLOR works so well with phil’s skin tone!!!!!!!!! bc it’s BOLD and JEWEL PINK ok, like it complements that pale ass alabaster, and this is what we needed more of and also damn i am not complaining about the cut in general, his legs are looking fine, and im still laughing so hard about the fact that it was so small he needed to physically hide his modesty
  • the camo dungarees: nope nope nope, didnt work for me, i hate dungaree shorts first of all, i hate camo second of all, and put both of them together esp not in a slim cut, but w those baggy wide legs instead … fuck that. i cannot believe dan thought this looked cool im going to legitly fight him. the color overall is not bad though. 
  • sushi underwear: 39420394234/10. best looks. dan bought phil underwear that is funny and cute and that phil would def actually like and wear and if youre not fucked up about this yet what are u doing in life
  • The Cheese: obvi amazing and great? artistic? beautiful? no im not just saying this bc the cheese dress gave us unprecedented thigh views and a shot of phil showing dan his ass?? 
  • phil as the definitely sufficiently beautiful newest member of BTS: not feeling it for the reasons listed above about pastel colors on phil’s skin tone. the white jeans could be good, maybe, if paired w smth dark on top but the yellow and white together??? nah. i like that this is the only outfit he seemed moderately comfortable in though, and how supportive and excited dan was about it 
  • 2004 punk rock glam: errrrrrrrrrr. gonna go w fashion diva!dan on this one and agree that this would probs look good on nobody ..? the baseball tee style doesnt work very well, it kind of takes away from the cute art on the shirt (like if this was just a regular black tee w that art, it’d be p nice?) and also those pants …. pass. not Horrible, just A Lot
  • metallic green envelope: i mean. do i even need to bother aahahha (but this one genuinely made me laugh a lot i loved how visceral phil’s reactions were and how dan just couldnt fight that urge to rub the material so vigorously) 

so ya overall i rly thought almost nothing in this vid worked on phil which i suspect was dan’s objective w what he selected (like going for the feel of PJ’s fashion videos .. if you havent seen those, watch them omg.)  as i wrote in some tags i kind of felt a lot of secondhand embarrassment when i was watching this bc phil looked soooooooo uncomfortable in a lot of these outfits? and fair enough–whether it was too small or revealing in ways he wouldnt normally go for or geared at teenagers rather than a 30-year-old man or jst overall unflattering, a lot of these outfits just didnt work for him and thats exACTLY why 1. i rly appreciated how dan completely ditched his snarky dark prince of sarcasm attitude to just uninhibitedly voice support and enthusiasm for phil with every single outfit, like he was out there truly being phil’s biggest fan and encouraging him to be less shy and just lighten up a little bit and he was making phil laugh the whole time and like … i die??? but also 2. i rly appreciated that phil made this video at all, knowing it would probs take him out of his comfort zone in this way. sdjfsdfsdflksdf it was jst such an important video on so many levels idk if ill ever be able to stop talking about it 

But has anyone thought about all the kids learning to live with each other’s BAD HABITS like:

- “You leave your socks everywhere and I’m about to slam dunk you in a hamper” 

- “I keep avoiding the dishes because you always make me do them again for doing them wrong in the first place”

- “Stop being an ass by playing obnoxious music while other people are studying”

- “Why are there???? Books everywhere???”

 - “Who keeps tracking mud in without wiping their shoes because they’re gonna be the one scrubbing”

- “Whoever keeps snoring through five walls is going to be introduced to death by smothering”

- “Whoever sheds that much hair needs to see a doctor wtf”

- “Someone keeps eating all the instant ramen that is MY FLAVOR and they’re going to die a slow painful death”


- “You know way more about Llamas with Hats than any normal person does, should I be concerned”




- “…do I wanna know about the slippers.” 

- “…on second thought no, I really don’t want to hear about how much you passive aggressively hate your neighbor”

- “Nobody vacuums at FIVE IN THE MORNING”

- “Shut up about your crappy Sci-Fi movie, it’s my turn for the big TV and I’m watching my stories”

- “Everyone needs to put their cups in the sink right now or I’m hiding all the cups” 

- “Yes this meme is funny but it doesn’t have to have a WALL devoted to it”

- “You cheat at Mario Kart and are now forever banned” 

- “I love all those animals your rescue but 1) they can’t live with us and 2) THEY CAN NOT LIVE IN MY ROOM”

- “You always say the same damn phrase when you wake me up and now I have a Pavlovian response to HATE that phrase”

 Like just 

Bad habits

Tom Holland x Osterfield!Reader ‖ Headcanons

Request: Heyoooo can I request a Tom Holland (x reader) HC but the reader is Harrison’s younger sister and it has ProtectiveBrother!Harrison (anonymous)

Warnings: swearing, bad writing, mentions of smut

A/N: This is super duper late and I truly apologize I’ve been going thru writers block lately :( But I am gonna post that “Tom on Halloween” HC’s on Halloween so watch out for that and follow (lmao shameless plug)

  • Being Harrison Osterfield’s little twin sister had its perks
  • i.e becoming friends with the Holland family
  • specifically Tom ;)

  • You and Tom were never anything more than friends until that one night in LA
  • You, Harrison, Tom, Harry, and Sam were playing truth or dare, though only the three of you were allowed to drink
  • You learned your lesson never to play that game ever again😂
  • Sam ended up with a hickey on his arm, Harry with a drawn on mustache, Tom wearing underwear over his pants, and Haz extremely tipsy
  • only you emerged unscathed thank the Lord
  • So after you laid your brother’s drunkass on the couch, you went over to the balcony with Tom
  • You stood next to him, looking out over the Los Angeles skyline
  • It was just the two of you, just friends hanging out
  • It took you a moment to realize Tom was staring

Y: “Tom? You good?”

T: “Yeah um- you know we never finished truth or dare”

Y: “Oh, I guess you’re right, ask me anything.”

T:“So, truth or dare?”


T: “Okay… have you ever considered us dating?”

  • This took you completely by surprise
  • In all honesty, you’ve that about it quite a bit but you usually dismissed it as silly thoughts

Y: “That is not what I meant by anything.”

Tom nervously laughed, but you knew he wanted to hear your answer

Y: “Fine, yeah I’ve thought about it. There’s my dirty little secret.”

You both stayed quiet for a while after that

Y: “Alright let’s finish this. Truth or dare?”

T: “Dare.”

  • It took you some time to come up with a good dare, what with Tom rushing you every damn second

T: “C'mon just think of one it’s not that hard!”
Y: “Oh really? Fine then just… just… I don’t know, kiss me!”

  • Tom was s h o o k
  • But he did as you said
  • Looked pretty fuckin pleased with himself, too
  • “If you say so, darling”
  • And with that, he pressed his fine lips against yours, savoring the moment before it ended
  • It was you who deepened the kiss, pretty surprised with yourself afterwards
  • The moment ended short after a couple more minutes when Harrison made his presence clear

H: “What’re you two doing, mate?” *hiccup*

  • You and Tom looked at each other, both not knowing what to say

T: “Um, we’re playing Checkers, Haz. W-wanna join?”

  • Harrison wanted to, but his drunk stomach urged him not to

H: “N-never mind I’ll just stay here”

  • Then he passed out again😂
  • You punched Tom as he started to laugh

  • After that kiss, it didn’t take long for your friendship to snowball into a relationship
  • It started small: holding hands, cheek kisses, the like
  • Until one day while you were out and about with the Holland Bros, Paddy asked the obvious

P: “Wait wait wait, are you two dating?”

  • He’d point between you and Tom and narrow his eyes
  • You and Tom stared at each other from across the table, when Tom started to laugh
  • You put your hand to your forehead, realizing you were dating a dork
  • You explained you were dating to the brothers

H: “Whoa really? I thought Tom would’ve dated Harrison before he started dating you.”

  • cue Tom punching Harry

S: “Speaking of Harrison, who’s gonna tell him?”


  • Though Tom was highkey very happy his fam knew you two were dating
    • His parents ADORED you ngl
  • He’d lay his arm around you and lovingly smile while he peppered kisses onto your face
  • *The rest of the Holland’s figuratively puking of the cuteness*

  • But anyways, pretty much everyone you knew knew about your secret relationship
  • Poor Haz 
  • Whenever you and Tom were alone, you two could actually act like a real couple
  • Y'all couldn’t risk the paparazzi knowing, they would make both your lives a living hell
  • And you couldn’t risk your older brother knowing, he was worse
  • So that meant keeping the relationship private until you both knew Harrison wouldn’t freak out
  • Of course, you and Tom would still be around Haz, so you just kept it lowkey then
  • There were multiple cases when you had to duct tape Tom’s mouth shut 

  • exhibit a: that time Tom was tipsy as shit
  • Homeboy had his hands aLL OVER YOU
  • You literally had to shove Tom off you at least 15 times that night
  • And I won’t lie - Tom almost gave out the secret
  • You, Tom, and Haz were the ones left after a pretty lit party
  • Tom and Haz were sitting their drunkasses down by the TV
  • You were in the backroom grabbing duct tape to fix the TV remote when you overheard Tom and Haz’s conversation

T: “Haz, what do you think of Y/N?”

H: “She’s my lil’ sister, I love her to death, but she can be annoying mate”

T: “I think she’s super pretty, hbu”

H: “I mean… if I said that that’d be incest, so no???”

T: “Yeah, she’s gorgeous, and she’s got a nice ass too-”


  • That’s when you darted into the room and stripped a piece of duct tape onto Tom’s mouth so he couldn’t reveal anything
  • Luckily, both of them weren’t all that sober
  • When you ripped the piece off Tom’s mouth, his drunk ass just laughed

T: “What was that for, angel?”

Y: “You almost told Haz you asshat”

T: “Oh…….oops?”

  • This ended up in a tickle fight
    • highkey y'all tried not to laugh too hard cuz Haz was fighting off a major hangover in the next room

  • exhibit b: that time y'all were at a family baby shower and Tom bet you he wouldn’t tell the secret.
  • You made him put on duct tape for good measure
  • You were Tom’s translator that day
  • The alibi was that Marvel let Tom in on an Infinity War secret (ha yeet) and everyone knew he wouldn’t keep it
  • bro Tom wanted to scream that you two were dating
  • You congratulated the mother-to-be, though she did ask some questions

“What’s Tom saying?”

*Tom screaming into the tape* “I’M DATING Y/N Y/M/N OSTERFIELD”

Y: “Oh he just wants to congratulate you as well”

  • hehe
  • Tom was lowkey pissed he couldn’t do anything, but he loved you too much to complain
  • So that night ended up with makeup sex
  • Tom ended up with scratch marks on his back, props to you, but he was always proud of them after ;)
  • You can imagine what Harrison thought the next day at the pool
  • H: “Was it from a cat or a one night stand??”
  • T: “Oh, a one night stand like you couldn’t believe.”
  • cue you punching Tom in the arm
  • Tom was pretty brave that day at the pool
  • like he’d grab your bum and “feel” you underwater if ya know what I mean
  • Harrison was p r e t t y suspicious that day
  • Tom just couldn’t get enough of you
  • He pulled you underwater for an underwater kiss
    • brb crying i’m emo
  • what a dork :)

  • The day came when you and Tom decided to tell Harrison you two were dating
  • So when Tom was chillin with Haz at a restaurant he popped the question
  • T: “What would you do if I dated Y/N?”
  • H: “Well, don’t get me wrong Tom you’re my best mate, but she’s way out of your league.”
  • T: “I can accept that- wAIT HEY”
  • Tom immediately became really fidgety and quiet
  • H: “wait…. are you dating my sis?????”
  • T: “Yes… I mean no… I mean maybe??”
  • H: “Oh fuck you Holland.”
  • Tom never you Haz knew oop
  • So a week later, when you decided to meet up with your brother, it came as no surprise

Y: “Harrison, you know I love you, but uh, we have something to tell you.”

You looped your hand with Tom’s while Harrison continued eating chips

Y: “We’re dating!”

H: “Oh, ok.”

Y: “??? No ‘wtf Y/N I didn’t give you permission’?”

H: “I-um, I already knew.”


Harrison pointed to Tom, who sheepishly grinned at you

You started poking Tom for not telling you


T: “But I’m your asshat”

H: “That’s great guys woohoo but can y'all move away from the TV”

  • Harrison’s salty ass lmaoooo

  • Even though Haz already knew about you two, it felt no different
  • Harrison made sure Tom’s stayed above the equator if ya know what I mean
  • Which meant no lovey dovey in front of him
  • And definitely no kissing
    • Nah jk Harrison was pretty chill though he could be overprotective  

  • Tom ended up with two very special Osterflied’s in his life
  • but you were his favorite
    • don’t tell Haz :)

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got7 as youtubers

jackson: the prankster
- “it’s just a prank bro!”
- has over 2 million subscribers
- always promoting his merch that usually says ‘stay healthy’ or eat ‘organically’
- replies to the comments
- gets to know his fans and even knows one so well that he remember what they ate 9 years ago, their foot size, age, and height
- pranks his girlfriend and almost ends up single every time
- daily vlogs
- always wearing a backwards hat and a black tank top
- collabs with other youtubers
- meetups

jaebum: the angry ranting cat man
- not well known on YouTube
- has at least 20,000 subscribers
- rants about the generation
- has loads of cat videos that gives him the views
- is always being flirted to in the comments
- rarely uploads
- made a YouTube after being forced to
- “I’m not your daddy wtf.”
- always has to explain that he’s happily engaged and doesn’t want any of his fans
- is an internet meme and hates it
- eats and sleeps way too much on camera
- fans are intimidated when they do see him in public

mark: the hypebeast
- millions of subscribers and views
- mainly does reviews on every Yeezy shoe ever
- “These are the exclusive custom-made Yeezys made by Jesus himself.”
- vlogs include shopping at the mall, exploring LA, and hanging out with friends
- is really shy in person
- gets discovered in public and turns into a shy potato
- meeting one fan turns into an entire meetup
- almost failed cooking videos with coco
- gets mad when people asks about everyone else but him

youngjae: the cute crafter
- has half of a million subscribers
- makes DIY videos (sometimes doesn’t go as planned)
- comments are usually always positive
- open to collaborate with anyone
- features his nieces and nephews in a lot of his videos
- “This is Youngjae channel!”
- takes video requests
- makes self-help videos just so his viewers can keep a positive mind
- likes reading his fans comments
- also uploads a few singing videos here and there
- doesn’t vlog often since he’s not good at operating a camera

bambam: the unintentional comedian
- famous because he’s a living meme that’s everywhere on social media
- doesn’t intentionally try to be funny but just is
- does a lot of stupid skits with yugyeom
- dabs constantly
- gets a lot of hate comments and doesn’t appreciate it
- gives his fans names like ‘the Dabbing Princes & Princesses’ since he’s the Dabbing King
- always eating in his videos
- ootd videos always fail because of his dorkiness
- screams
- people always comment about how extra he is with his fashion

yugyeom: the dancer
- very popular since his videos are shared globally
- collaborated with famous dancers
- adores Chris Brown and mainly mentions/plays his music
- steals fans heart with his talent
- blushes at the positive comments
- cries at the rude comments
- dances like he’s mental whenever bambam is in a video
- vlogs usually involve him acting slow at the grocery store
- still gets slapped around by his elders (Jinyoung)
- people are amazed by his height in real life
- uploads often

jinyoung: the Christian family vlogger
- your average famous family youtuber
- dresses like he’s going to church
- “I would appreciate it if you guys would stop being sexual, I’m married.”
- yells at whoever calls him ‘Jr.’, his old YouTube name, in the comments
- always showing off his wife and kids in his vlog
- does livestreams
- petty to his fans and other youtubers (yugyeom)
- open about religion
- always mention how his fans should buy his book and also start reading more
- has coffee in literally every video
- always has comments requesting him to do asmr because of his voice

things that happened tonight

-when Billie came out (last) he kind of startled when he saw me wearing my hat and pointed at me like ?!
-during Holiday I took the pink bunny ears off and threw them his way and HE CAUGHT THEM THIS TIME omfg what a wild moment everyone around screamed and he looked at me like “HA!” and I blew him such a big kiss and he put them on!! AND SMILED SO MUCH AT ME
-Letterbomb when Billie says “don’t you just wanna fuckin lose it?!” Mike does the funniest hop/jump/skip/stick his tongue out move lmao
-St Jimmy again was SO FUCKING WILD he came over again and did the first line RIGHT IN OUR FACES ugh his eyes were literally glittering and sparking it was insane
-he finally got me right in the face/hat with the hose lol
-for Knowledge he was walking around going “WHO KNOWS HOW TO PLAY” and he was staring at me literally for so long I felt like I had to say something so I went “I don’t!” And he said into the mic “oh, you don’t.” WTF like did he want to bring me up?! What the fuck I hate myself the girl who got up didn’t even play well anyway I actually can play better than her I’m such a fucking IDIOT
-a kid had a sign for She??? Asking if he could play??? and Billie pulled him up and let him play Blue?! I was shook
-he did the fuckin sexiest ever stick-his-ass-out-and-pout pose during KFAD I wanted to die
-idr when but he kept singing really high pitched stuff???? Idk whyyyy
-during KFAD he came over so I threw him my fuzzy rainbow thing but it must have gone under the stage because he was laughing and pointing to show me where it had gone lmao omg he just wants people to throw him shit
-I was kind of quoting along with Billie at one point, like just saying what I knew he was gonna say and Tre saw and laughed at me
-as still breathing ended Billie closed his eyes and I could literally see him exhale and he looked so moved I wanted to cry
-the whole group came out for good riddance 💔😭
-idk I feel so fucking weird right now I love them so much