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Jupiter Ascending a Summary: (Spoilers)

So…. I saw the movie Jupiter Ascending with a friend…. And well it was undescribable…. But I’ve decided to do my best and give a shitty summary any way. Enjoy. (MAJOR FUCKING SPOILERS….YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.)

•bees bees bees bees beuz buzz buzz buzz
•bee man has gold eyes
•Mila controls bees
•bees tell no lies and sense royalty
•Eddie Redmayne can’t speak
•he can only whisper and or shout
•bob the sassy android
•I’ll do it for 10 c’s
•breaking news: naked little aliens make women in lingerie float
•Balem has mommy issues
•Mila is mommy
•youngest heir try to marry reincarnated mommy…. Because that’s not weird
•Channing Tatum is man dog
•man dog need wings
•elephant man flying space ship
•techno goth bounty hunter make crop circles
•feather mohawk man make my heart swoon
•did I mention a dude tried to marry his mom
•bees
• space is a corporation
•earth is a farm
•we are the cows
•we make age defying juice
•Mila’s preferred pronoun is ‘your majesty’
•BOOOOOM!!!!!
•that’s what everything did
•floating space orgy
•Balem has mommy issues
•toilet bowl queen owns earth
•baths restore youth
•space princess donate eggs for telescope
•FUCKING SPACE BOOTS
•Balem…. What are you wearing
• bee man lives in hive house and makes bee related expletives
•FUCKING BEESWAX!!!
•DMV not so bad
•breaking news: dinosaurs killed by humanity
•more breaking news: naked aliens are doctors
•BEES

That one person who spits the whole time they are talking