wtf i just watched in this video

Reunited AUs

”I still have you in my phone under ‘don’t call’ even though it’s been years and I just accidentally sent you a rickroll oops” au

“this is so unfair there’s this song getting popular and the singer sounds like you and all these lyrics almost sound like they could be about me but you’re singing about lost love and you weren’t in love with me wait I’m watching the music video and crying and hey that’s definitely you wtf” au

“oh my god i just hit someone with my car and it’s you hey i’m sorry are you okay please don’t sue?” au

“we’re romantic leads in a play and hey what ruined our friendship again OH YEAH THIS INSANE CHEMISTRY this isn’t awkward at all” au

“you’re famous and just got asked if you were ever in love this should be good– WAIT WHAT” au

“so i know we just reunited but mind explaining how your whole life went to hell?” au

“you just liked a three year old photo of me on instagram i didn’t even know you had an account” au

“something came up and now i’m really scared you’ll spill this old secret of mine please don’t do that” au

“i’m a nurse and oh my god what happened why are you here i can’t lose you a second time” au 

“did you know when you meet your soulmate ‘x’ happens? the government’s kept it under wraps but i just found out and i think we should try again cause i always assumed it was coincidence but that thing happened when we met” au

“i’m moving and i know this is a long-shot but want my dog?? you’re the only other person it ever liked and i hate you but i love it” au

“i thought you hated me but i just accidentally sent you a booty text and you accepted and i am seriously considering it” au

“so i didn’t know why you dropped contact with me and i just found out and here’s how i totally did not do that” au

“we’re texting for the first time in forever and i told you about some stupid thing i did and sent a sarcastic ‘you must really miss me, huh’ and you just replied ‘yes’ and i think my heart just broke” au

“our best friends are dating you’re still the spawn of satan though” au

“i just found out through social media/mutual friends that you’re gay/bi/pan/etc. do you know how many times i did not make a move” au

“we’ve been chatting online and we get on really well and oh that explains it” au (bonus: i totally told you about my crappy ex oops it you)

10

I know I know there’s way too much text but there’s SO MUCH to love about this story: (1) ‘a ghost story that my daddy tells me’ wtf baby Jared; (2) ‘I should have slept for probably 12 hours’; (3) ‘just us and… plants’; (4) the fact that it’s S1 and they’re both about to pass out from sleep deprivation (look at Jensen’s wide eyes in gif 2 he’s like DO NOT SLEEP DO NOT SLEEP). Also the Texan accent but for that you’ll need to watch the video (it’s worth it).

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Ikke tenk

Mikael: Oh fuck. 

Yousef: Hey people. 

Elias: What’s up? Welcome back. Today it’s about violent police fails.

Yousef: Violent police?

Elias: Yeah, fails that the police do.

Elias and Yousef: Hold on tight. 

Adam: *reaction to video* Wtf, do your job. You’re playing piano in the middle of the street.

Mutasim: Just let him play. 

Elias: He’s american, he’s american.

Mikael: Watch now. 

Yousef: Are you serious? I didn’t see. 

Elias: He’s walking away. Look at what he’s wearing. He was shot instead. 

Adam: Everyone listen to what she’s saying. Shh.

Elias: Pause. This right here is racism. Perhaps it’s funny to laugh about videos like these. But it’s not funny when it happens to you. Police violence is a huge issue in today’s society. The way they abuse their power in order to suppress people like me is totally unacceptable. “Innvandrerstatistikk.no” says that 96 % of all police men and women are part of KKK.

Elias: Ey, shut up. We’re finished for today. 

Adam: Can’t your slave go get us some soda? 

Elias: Thank you for watching today.

Mutasim: Remember to subscribe. 

Elias: I hope you enjoyed the video. 

Adam: Thumbs up, subscribe.

Is it just me

That kinda gets really anxious every time someone in EXO mentions when they debuted or when they were trainees? I’m kinda preparing myself for the time when they will by mistake mention Kris, Luhan or Tao. And you can see their confused and hurt faces as they apologize for mentioning something they shouldn’t have. And it just breaks my heart because Kris, Tao and Luhan aren’t a mistake and it shouldn’t be something they should be apologizing for. They were a part of eachothers lives for 7+ hard years and SM made the them into something worth forgetting about and apologizing for.

anonymous asked:

I love my man Phil. That video was amazing.

it was soooooo good wtf???!!? first of all i didn’t expect it to work so well but it turned out beautiful and i loved his creative touches w the glow in the dark powder and all the glitter sjhsdbdjdjd. why does phil love glitter so much??? also he was just so pleasant to watch in this like he was having so much fun and you could tell he really was looking forward to making this slime lmao. and i loved that he didn’t rly care that it’s not “high brow” and even took the effort to jokingly drag himself for that. basically phils utter and complete lack of fucks to give about his channels content or any kind of “quality threshold” is something i’ve always loved about him. ik people always wish that he’d return to the creative adventuring of his old vids but i love that he defined for himself that his channel is to do stuff he has fun doing and that he knows will be light and uplifting for his viewers. he doesn’t take it any more seriously than those parameters demand and it’s so refreshing honestly.

also can we just take a moment to appreciate all of the “edgy”/sexual humor in this?? hahah the allusions to the weird stains he’ll have on his jeans from the glue, the glitter looking like a unicorn sneeze or “other bodily function,” the whole cocaine joke????? wtf man i was living. also the return of the shirtless horse washing boy in the screen cap he included of his insta explore page …… i’m not trying to be Fake Deep here but i was feeling some things to know he’s just happily reiterating that topless boys show up in his recommended vids for his whole yt audience to see.

ughhh and then the whole end bit when he was speaking in his softer deeper voice behind the camera and playing around w the slime on his dresser was just … Good. i loved this, loved watching him have so much fun and make an AP video that seemed to defy the persona-y boundaries he often sets for himself on that channel. he was so natural and chill and a lil bit more adult in his humor but still retained that heartwarming element that makes phils vids so lovely to watch :) i only wish it’d been like ten more mins of him playing with it, especially that glow in the dark view. good stuff.

your fav is problematic: Tim Drake
  • every time a family member comes to him for help with a piece of tech he only responds with “have you tried turning it off and back on again”
  • @ damian: “shut up you’re like 12″ 
  • [bland-faced] “im super excited!” [dead-pan] “that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever heard”
  • once when he was running on only 2 hrs of sleep over the course of 3 days, he accidentally used jason’s toothbrush and when he realized what he did, he panicked and went and bought jason a new one that looked exactly the same and jason still doesn’t know
  • “tim what’s your status” “tired” 
  • “tim look at this” “very wow much cool”
  • he learned to fall asleep with his eyes open to avoid listening to bruce’s lectures
  • in the background of a lot of pics and videos recordings of ‘Brucie’ Wayne, tim is there, doing something really weird
  • usually he’s dabbing 
  • bruce never realizes it until later when he’s watching the recordings on tv later and the camera pans to focus momentarily on tim in the background, and bruce is just. he’s so tired. where did he go wrong.
  • jason calling the manor like “WTF I JUST SAW THE NEWS AND TIM IS THAT YOU IN THE BG” “YEAH IT IS. here im texting you a pic of Bruce’s disappointed face”
  • doesn’t realize it’s not okay to sleep in a laundry bin it doesn’t matter how warm the clothes in it are Master Tim
  • [does something really mundane] “witness me”
  • Bruce: [recounts something that happened a while back] Tim: “we get it, you’re really old”
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I just watched this video on who starts the most verses in 1D songs (spoiler it’s Liam) and it actually plays you the start of every single 1D song and I miss them sooooooooooooo much 😭😭😭😭😭 When Spaces played I died and also love you goodbye

I’m not ashamed fragment

(this post is just a kinda joke, don’t take it seriously. aand sorry if there are language mistakes, I am not an English native speaker) 

So, I watched some parts of film “I’m not ashamed” earlier with face fulled of confusion and “whattafuckness” and I cannot keep silence cause it’s sooo fucked up. The whole film is nothing but a mistake like the birth of Justin Bieber or Bulgaran singer Azis. 

I just whatched and analized (if I can say so) only this 14 minutes fragment consist of “Eric” and “Dylan” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKAkHR5Xb9w 

And… I was laughing so hard cause I haven’t seen anything more redicilous connected with Eric and Dylan before.

this was my face when I was watching it:

- I saw a 40years old musclebound man wearing grandpa shorts and blue like a summer sky t-shirt who appears to be Eric.

really? you wanna make me believe that he was wearing just blue t-shirt without any print and… it’s blue. we all know about Eric’s preferences of dark colors in clothes.  just look at him.  I would fucking bully him for these clothes too cause it’s terrible

- then I saw Dylan in a “wrath” t-shirt 

Dylan. In a WRATH t-shirt. In his daily life at school. Just wearing this. Yeah. Sure. Maybe he was shooting school every time he was wearing that t-shirt? 

Dylan: Oh, today’s Monday. What I am wearing every Monday? A wrath t-shirt. Riight. 

what is this? jocks in white hats to be worn bill backwards? yeeeahh 

- HOLY SHIIT JUST LOOK AT THESE MUSCELS HE COULD FUCKING DESTROY ALL THOSE JOCKS EASY-PEASY

- wait a minute… what Bones is doing there 

Well, I assume this whole scene with baby oil is nothing but a concentration of confusion.

- the teacher is talking bout nazis and natural selection at the class. it seems like teacher gave Eric an idea of natural selection stuff. and it seems like teacher doesn’t know the difference between natural and artificial selection. his autistic facial expression betrayes himself.

- THEY WANT ME TO FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GIRLS AT SCHOOL WERE DRESSING LIKE EMO TUMBLR GIRL FROM 2K16 IN 1999?? 

JUST LOOK AT HER FASHION HAIRSTYLE SHE LOOKS LIKE FUCKING INFORMAL EMO  AND SHE’S HANGING OUT WITH THOSE GIRLS WHO ARE IN GOOD RELATIONSHIPS WITH JOCKS?? WEARING A TRENCH COAT IS NOT OKAY IN THEIR SCHOOL BUT BEING AN EMO OR WTF IS THIS IS COOL? WHERE’S A FUCKING LOGIC??

-OH YES! GIRLS OF NINETIES HAD STRAIGHT SHINY HAIR 
 SHE HAD VISITED BEAUTY SALOON BEFORE COMING TO SCHOOL U KNOW EVERY GIRL OF THAT TIME DID THAT 
NOTHING SPECIAL

EVEN GODDAMNED HOLYWOOD SUPERSTARS DIDN’T HAVE SUCH HAIR

-I can’t believe Eric was wearing red shirt like this. red shirt like a blood which is streaming from my eyes instead of tears while I’m watching this

- LOOK AT THESE HAIRY 40YEARS OLD MAN’S ARMS 

THEY CANNOT BELONG TO A TEENAGER THESE ARMS BELONG TO RANDY ORTON OR SOMEONE ELSE BUT NOT TO A TEENAGER SERIOUSLY 

-SOOO APPARENTLY THERE WERE 5 SHOOTERS: ERIC, DYLAN AND THESE THREE BOYS IN TRENCH COATS. 

-AAND THEY ARE PLAYING SOME GAME WHICH LOOKS LIKE IT’S FROM 2003 ON A OLD AS DINOSAUR’S SHIT TV 

Eric: hey, Dyl, we should shoot up the school and yeeess it’s totally mine idea. 

Dylan: woooww duuude you scared me aloooot cause I never thought about school shooting before 


-Eric in Natural Selection t-shirt at school. I’m done. I’m fucking done. 

-no, i’m not done yet because… because whhatttafuck?? can someone explain me why they are whatching this at class?? 

damn girl, it was just a homemade video, why are you shitting bricks  like they were tearing apart a little yeanling on the screen

-THEY ARE BULLING CHRISTIAN  GIRL OOHH THEY ARE SUCH CRUEL MONSTERS WHAT AN ATROCITY GEEEZZZ

-no comments

-and yes. they are talking about dog. oh, sorry. God. they are actually were talking with her at that moment. yeah. why not. 


Well. I wasted 14 minutes of my life watching that. “14 minutes not so much” someone can say. but these 14 minutes were the most wasting time minutes in my entire life. I would rather watched  video with totally white wall than this.

I don’t wanna offend anyone who did like this film (lying). But just admit it: it’s bad. It’s really bad. Really. 

Humans Are Weird

Okay but imagine the whole trope of humans playing with other apex predators. I just watched a video recently about a couple of guys playing with a small black bear cub. One of the guys mentions during the situation that “This is extremely dangerous but he’s just so cute!” Like WTF!?!?!?!? Can you imagine humans in space on like a two year mission and something similar happens?

The crew had been walking the surface of Anl-17 for several hours and had decided to rest near a small body of water. Catfe, who was in charge of security, sat next to two of her crew’s human scientists. The other Gadrë had made a small perimeter around the group and were scanning actively for any sign of a threat. This was after all, a hostile planet.
Suddenly from the bushes came a squeal followed by several Gadrë rushing from the brush. Another human, Daniel, came walking out and Catfe noticed he was carrying something. The other humans got up and wandered over to him to inspect whatever it was he was carrying. Catfe’s eyes narrowed when the humans started making cooing and kissy noises.
“Human Dan,” Catfe started. “What is it you have found?” Daniel stepped past his compatriots and walked toward Catfe slowly unwrapping the cloth he was holding. He stopped in front of Catfe and showed her the bundle of fur.
Catfe recoiled in fear and placed a pincer on her weapon.
“Human Dan,” she stammered. “Where did you find that?” Daniel pointed toward the brush and replied,
“It was sitting in the brush and it squawked at me. I figured it had been abandoned.” Catfe swallowed and tried to keep her composure. Humans could sense when others were fearful and Catfe did not want to look weak in front of her crew.
“Human Dan, do you know what that is?” She asked. He shrugged, a nonchalant gesture for humans meaning that they did not recognize a problem.
“That is a Ghrishtar, Human Dan. The apex predator of this planet,” Catfe explained. “It does not have a parent, that is simply it’s size when it is hunting.” Daniel looked down at the bundle of fur and to Catfe’s shock, began scratching the Ghrishtar’s underbelly.
“Human Dan, I must ask you to return that creature to where you found it before it decides to make a meal of all of us.” Daniel looked around at the rest of the crew whose expressions ranged from concern to pure horror.
“Okay,” he said and headed back toward the brush. Moments later, a crash sounded from the brush but no scream followed. Catfe waved her crew off. If Human Dan had died, there was no sense in sending more of her crew to follow his fate.
Several minutes later, Daniel walked back out looking mildly concerned. The other humans gathered around him and began intensely whispering and gesturing toward the brush. Finally, one of the other humans smacked him upside the head which started a whole new bout of intense whispering. Another human scientist, Kate, moved away from the group and approached Catfe. She had a look etched into her face Catfe had never seen before.
“What is it Human Kate?” Catfe asked. Kate let out a breath, a sigh Catfe believes it was called which she believed meant exasperation in human culture. She glanced back at the other humans and then said,
“Dan believes he has imprinted on the…”
“Ghrishtar?” Catfe finished. “Impossible, they are not friendly to other species. There is absolutely no—” Catfe trailed off as a massive furred beast with seven inch long claws on its four front paws trotted out of the brush. Daniel turned around and the Ghrishtar dropped and rolled onto its belly. Daniel proceeded to scratch its underbelly as he had before and Catfe chirped, the Gadrë equivalent of a sigh. This was going to be a long expedition.

The Things That Made Bubbline My AT OTP (Redux)

Go With Me

So wait, the Princess has a first name and Marcy is the only one who calls her that!

Originally posted by adventurers-blog-of-ooo

What Was Missing? 

She looks so worried when she got hurt 

Does Marcy think she’s pretty?

WHY DOES THIS SONG SOUND LIKE A SAD BREAK UP SONG!? 

Originally posted by lbncrz

They keep showing Bonnibel when she was singing this song. She was like pissed off that it was about her 

but at the same time she was all “You… you still like me?”. WHY ISN’T THEIR A EP BACKSTORY ABOUT THESE TWO YET!?

“I never say you have to be perfect!” - Princess Bubblegum. Omg, this really proves they like each other! 

Originally posted by zelderonmorningstar

The way Marcy is looking at her! 

THEIR TOO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER!!!

Originally posted by kittymarshmellowbunny

Whoa, Marceline looks really worried that Finn might take Bonnie away from her

So Bonnie’s most prize possession is Marceline’s rock shirt and she wear it all the time as pajamas,

It made Marceline blush,

Originally posted by adventuretime-gifs

Burning Low

Why does it feel like she’s referring this to Marceline? 

Originally posted by marcymania

Sky Witch 

Bonnie also sniffs it,

Originally posted by aart-angels

AND IT EVEN HAD MORE FEELINGS THAN HAMBO!? LIKE I’M QUESTIONING ON HOW MUCH DOES SHE REALLY CARE FOR HER!?

Originally posted by zelderonmorningstar

Varmints

She’s really worried of what happen to Peebles 

Originally posted by charlesoberonn

She looks so worried when PB lost her kingdom to King of Ooo

So she is referring it to Marceline back at Burning Low where PB is telling Finn about “Responsibility Demands Sacrifice” It makes a lot of sense becase she used to have time to hangout with her but her kingdom kept on growing, leaving her to push her away, so she could protect her people. I’m trash 

Best duo 

Originally posted by nacapito

She hates when she cries

Originally posted by bytesofbubblegum

She just called her handwriting pretty and she likes it. SHE LIKES IT!

Omg, she’s apologizing to her for leaving her and even said “I pushed you away”, just her and no one else. GLOB DAMN THIS IS SO GOING TO CANNON!

And then Marceline comfort her and she made her open to others.

MY SHIPPER HEART!

Originally posted by incrediblyfickle

Adventure Time Mini-series Stakes 

She looks so happy when she’s riding on Batceline in the opening

Originally posted by birdblinder

Bonnie will be the one to bury her to the ground 

Originally posted by imadeadwalker

Finn got DENIED! 

Originally posted by harryllewellyniv

Bonnie is holding Marcy when she was dying from poison

Originally posted by peppa-peggy

She’ll kick someone ass to save her

Originally posted by regressionsimulator

She’s even stressing out that Marcy was dying. Also she was dying in her arms!

She’ll be one to bury her to the ground but not yet

Originally posted by expertinawkward

Marcy is actually dreaming about being with Bonnibel. Also the dress represent funeral or even WEDDING in Korea 

Originally posted by themysteryoftheunknownuniverse

There’s no word to describe how gay this scene is

I really hope they’ll be a backstory episode them soon or later!

Originally posted by zelderonmorningstar

And then Bonnibel helped Marceline to grow up

Originally posted by ericthatguyyouknow

The Thin Yellow Line

THERE HAS TO BE AN EPISODE ABOUT THEIR PAST SOON OR LATER ON SEASON 7!

Broke His Crown

I can’t believe Marceline invited Bonnibel to have dinner with her and the Ice King 

Originally posted by regressionsimulator

Bonnie just called her “girlfriend”, 

just like Korra said to Asami and look how did that turned out!

Originally posted by restingdadface

She’s holding her hand

Originally posted by vampyrphiles-sea-of-ships

Bonnie will try to get along with the Ice King for her!

Marcy is cleaning Bonnie and she doesn’t mind

Originally posted by antesdachuva

Marceline just made Bonnibel blush again

This looks like Bonnie is having dinner with her GF and her “dad”

I can’t believe Marceline let Bonnie rant in front of Simon and she smiled

When Simon ask that Bonnie has a boyfriend, she admittedly said “no”.

And then Bonnie smiled! 

Bonus 

Wtf, is Marcy singing about Bonnie because there’s an image of her and it looks like from the episode Sky Witch 

And at the end of the music video, there’s two people with long hair, holding hands and watching the sunset together which looks like to me it’s her and Bonnibel

For this LGBT month, I’ve decided to post this again but more evidence. I still hope that this will become cannon becuase of the many moments they had and it’s pretty convince that they should be together. With each season 7 has shown many interaction between these, so I’m hoping this will finally make it happen. I also hope their will Bubbline moments in The Music Hole. Also I’m trash and I hope this will be cannon!

anonymous asked:

So I just saw a post on google saying how, 'BTS is the fakest group' and 'They aren't really friends, it's just for the camera.' and that pissed me off so much. Like....wtf?

Um…whoever said that is LYING TO THEMSELVES!!!

They’re either bitter because BTS is really popular right now, or maybe they’re just so used to groups secretly disliking each other that they don’t know what real friendship looks like anymore. But if you’ve watched like…any video with BTS in it you can see how much they genuinely enjoy each other’s company.

And it’s not just for camera either. Here’s what an ex-staff member at a broadcasting station wrote about BTS after seeing them being slandered online:

Anyway, there have been rumors about BTS’s personalities?, right? I saw other fandoms dragging them down with this… Well, I thought it was ridiculous so I decided to write about BTS I had seen for a short time. I worked briefly doing chores at a music show and BTS was present during this period. But seriously you can’t talk about BTS’s personalities like that. They’re really nice. Other celebrities mentioned them too and they said they’re very nice. Perhaps all of them except one member are very shy..? They only stayed in their waiting room. They’re not extremely quiet and they’re not very loud too. It looked like they gather around each other and play together. The waiting rooms don’t have great soundproof facilities so you can actually hear what they’re talking about and I heard them when I passed the hall and I thought they were really cute so I’ll share an anecdote. ㅋㅋㅋ I suddenly heard people laughing loudly from BTS’s waiting room so I stood there thinking “huh?” and I realized that they were telling each other weird jokes and then giggling like high school girls and they continued to play some strange game? kind of thing. Anyway, they looked like a 4D group. I could sense the vibe of high school girls from them

So in conclusion, IT’S REAL AND ITS LOVE 😍😭😘

Originally posted by btstaehyunged

Two biggest thoughts after watching the new Music Video:

•Murdoc being bisexual is basically confirmed now.
•Russel did NOT get enough screen time since it’s basically non existent. I would say that they know he’s not as ‘popular’ in the fandom but I’d think they’d put him in more if that were the case. Like wtf guys? (Just please don’t harass them about the)