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BurntPasta Live Stream - Part 2

Paps: Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhh!! *powering up*
Undyne and Mettaton: …. :O
Paps: NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!! *moar power*
Undyne: MTT!! … What does the scouter say about his power level??
MTT: …. *takes off scouter* ….. BZZZZZZZTTTTTT!!! *BOOOOOM*
Undyne: …. OxO;;
PAPS: NYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH *Explodes*
Sans: … *Is Frieza* … :D *shrug*

I have no idea how the stream ended up here, but this was a blast! xD We all couldnt stop laughing while making this silly work of art.
Thanks to @super-aids1​ and @inuthekitsune  for hanging out and giving ideas! 

also jw but why didn’t they bother showing us the scene where keith tells everyone he’s galra??? thats kind of an important moment???? wtf?? like. we don’t even rly get to see shiro’s reaction, and he was There. what did coran do??? it didn’t look like coran was avoiding keith like allura was but was he at all upset?? we dont know!! what did lance do??? did he make a sarcastic comment like “oh great now i bet he thinks he’s better than me bc he’s part alien” ??? was pidge all excited and geeking out abt the genetics and what this could mean abt keiths abilities and Science??? i bet hunk just said “but u arent purple?” and asked if he was gonna sprout big fluffy ears. and then that made lance laugh. and then pidge said that if he didnt have fluffy ears by now he probably never would. and then shiro was like guys this isn’t rly the most important thing to be discussing rn. but yes pidge i agree i think if he was gonna have galra ears he’d have them by now. where is this quality content???? dark dreamworks show me the forbidden alien content

  • what she says: im fine :-)
  • what she means: how dARE they put johnny depp as gellert grindelwald. how FUCKINGN DARE TJEM. he's a lying abusive dick who beat his wife multiple times and then scared her to death and discredited her for trying to speak out??? HE SHOULDN'T HAVE A FRICCKING CAREER ANYMORE??? WTF?? -not to mention that he's not even that good, like i dont even like him as an actor anymore but that's just my opinion whatever- BUT SHIT SERIOUSLY??? like grindeldore is my otp. i love grindelwald as a character- i see him as reckless and utilitarian but not purely evil, I think he's such an intense and interesting character and not at all the usual villain- i think the new movies were SUCH AN OPPORTUNITY FOR THEM TO MAKE HIM LOOK AND FEEL intense and interesting BUT theY ended up choOSING THAT GANGSTER-LIKE PIECE OF CRAP????? WHY?? i feel personally hurt. jo fucking rowling i don't trust you anymore. istg this is the last time you fuck with me. yall david yates and whoever tf idk don't know shit about harry potter. i dont even want to see these movies what am i doing why am i wasting my money

ok i think if they talk too much about willhelm he’s going to annoy the hell out of me. i dont care about chris and eva or even willhelm being in the background. i’d enjoy it even. i like/do not hate them. but a whole plot around him and noora??? no way. and i usually am a willhelm defender. i don’t mind the penetrators. i don’t mind them having like 1 minute of screentime, it’s the end of the show, there are a lot of things that need to be said, so yeah. it’s sad it happens during sana’s season, but i understand. but they didn’t need to make a whole thing of the sana/noorhelm disaster!!!! he can be there idc, say sorry idk but please don’t make him an important​ part of the season???

Jary Talks ❄

Accounts who repost/steal/make profit out of artist’s works are TRASH. Even when they give credit (properly or not) once the artists doesn’t give you the permission to post their work, that still means NO, DONT FUCKING POST THEIR WORK ON YOUR ACC FOR LIKES AND FAME (and isn’t it already fucking obvious to give credit for posting works that arent yours in the first place???)

No excuses, if you do this, then you are trash. Pls delete your account or take down every work you’ve stolen, claimed as your own, have made profit from, have edited or redrawn to make it look more “original” and not a carbon copy of the artist’s actual art.

Also, accounts who even have the audacity to repost art without consent/permission from the artist or redraw/edit it to post as their own are garbage.

I hope i made myself perfectly clear here, its so easy for other people to steal art online, yet artists are still brave enough to trust us to not steal their works because they want to share their art (that we all love and admire) to us, please dont break their trust. If you like or even love their work, rting or reblogging it or even commenting on it shouldn’t be that hard for you to do.

I am tired of seeing artists having to go through this, of constantly having to tell accounts to stop stealing their art all the time, and dont even give me that “its their fault for posting their art online in the first place” argument because that’s bullshit. I mean holy shit, its their account, they can do whatever the fuck they want with it???? and if they want to post their works because they feel a sense of happiness and self worth by doing it and getting good feedbacks, then let them.

The only ones at fault here are those people who cannot respect the artist’s wishes and purposely disregard their warnings for selfish reasons (like getting the credit for the artist’s works)

peachstar21  asked:

By god if complementing you is the new thing can I jump on board?? Because I started following you not even 24 hours ago and geez, you're so NICE. I have never seen just every post you make just spits out RAINBOWS and GOOD VIBES. I love it and I love u for being just so darn sweet 😊😊

i would also vomit an entire ocean of flowers for you #trustme 

also im not accepting any compliments in my inbox so take it elsewhere!!! because!!! i dont!!! deserve!!!! let me compliment YOU thx

okay okay so there’s like a bunch of different forms of lightsaber combat right

like super aggressive shit and then like defense-only mode right

but i think there’s one missing

if i existed in the star wars universe i would devote my life to perfecting a form of combat where you fight your opponent normally for a while

like whatever style you prefer do that until your opponent is really into it, really feeling that battle flow u know

and then

concentrate all your sick force powers into destroying the fuck out of their lightsaber

crush it, hit it with your lightsaber, spit, whatever, just make sure that motherfucker powers down

then in that moment of ‘wtf’ your opponent has

GRAB that fuckjng hunk of metal and just

whoop the shit out of them

dont even use the force just whack ‘em right in the skull

anyway in conclusion idk why there aren’t way more bullshit fighting tactics

anonymous asked:

LOL THEYRE LIKE BEST FRIENDS they have... 0 chemistry. i never said yoongi dislikes jin, jesus christ, they love each other very much, theyre just not dating and its annoying to force that kind of dynamic on them. can y'all read or?? LMFAO at these other anons getting heated and coming at me like IM the one whos pressed about this 🙄🙄🙄 also stop making urself out to be a victim over something as petty as ship wars... Wtf

and who said they’re dating??? did i??????? i really dont understand your problem and why would you even come at me and said nonsense about them got no chemistry that’s the biggest bullshit i’ve heard this month lmao

You aren’t any less bigoted and shitty for being ‘nice’ about it. 

Just because you ‘respect the right to self-identify’ that doesn’t make it any better when you say that trans women attracted exclusively to men are gay or that trans people will never really be the gender they are/identify as. 

Just because you say bisexuals exist, that doesn’t make it any better when you say bisexual women are ‘invading lesbian spaces’ (wtf does that even mean?) and tagging posts about bisexual woman dating as homophobia. 

And yes, this is directed at @lgunity

Well I just found out this was a thing and felt a need to share it with @sixpenceee

In Tonopah, Nevada, there’s such thing as the Clown Motel. The office is FULL of clown merchandise and each hotel room has a clown on the door as well as any kind of clown merchandise they can put in a room. The one thing that makes this place creepier than it is is the motel shares a lot with a cemetery full of miners who died of a plague. I’m not kidding. No one really knows the backstory of this motel and why it has such an odd theme. 

Here’s how I found out about this one thing you’d only find in the US: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KC5i8oXRHI

ok guys look here’s my totally unbiased interpretation of the scene

a case of mistaken footsie identities

jean accidentally played footsie with mikasa bc he has long tarantula legs and missed eren. it took him a second to realize and now he’s contemplating his death.

mikasa’s staring at jean like “this motherfucker cannot be serious”

sasha is looking away bc mikasa’s foot is up her skirt but she’s currently glaring at jean so sasha wants to seem real casual or whatever

connie is like wtf is up with sasha??

armin is currently figuring it out and will have everything solved in about 3 seconds

eren thinks that jean gave up on their footsie game halfway thru and he’s staring at jean like “why?” because he has not realized the fatal error jean just committed

historia is thinking about playing footsie with ymir and hasn’t even been paying attention

levi’s probably staring at this entire group and thinking about poop or whatever

the signs thoughts when looking at the night sky

aries: “can you imagine the possibilities? what we could do in space and how endless and vast it is i love it" 

taurus: “space fucks me straight up" 

gemini: “haha do astronauts hang out at a space bar”

cancer: “aLiEnS tAkE mE nOw”

leo: “how does space even work??”

virgo: "wtf was that a shooting star? should i make a wish? what if it was a ufo? do i still make a wish?? can aliens grant wishes?”

libra: “i wish i could paint this and be here with you”

scorpio: “look at those….firey balls in the sky..orbs of fire..”

sagittarius: “can you imagine being up there for forever? just floating. chilling. in space.”

capricorn: “stars. cool. this happens literally every night i dont understand what the big deal is.”

aquarius: “someday im gonna be up there in space too”

pisces: “i want to live there”

hi its valentines day officially and has been for 3 minutes i just realised and i just want u all to know ur all my valentines this year and theres no way u can get out of it so sorry ur gonna have to tell your partners that there’s someone else and the someone else is me and that i shottied having you this valentines day and that they were too late and that if they snooze they looze and i know you are but what am i and that im telling on them and that my dad can beat up their dad

i got side tracked but happy valentines day i didnt buy you anything sorry i was busy buying things for myself bc im amazing and love 2 spoil myself

nah but have a great day and dont forget to tell your partners that u cant spend it with them because ur busy with me

schedule for our first valtnines day together <3:

 3pm: we wake up 

5:pm get out of bed

6pm: try to make breakfast/lunch/dinner aka blunner which is a word i just made up, a mix of the three words 

6:30pm maybe drive to mcdonalds because cooking is so hard wtf i cant even crack an egg

7pm hopefully be at mcdonalds

7:10pm we better have ordered i swear to god

7:20 we better have our mcdonalds i swear to god and we better get a seat or else

7:21pm and onwards: we discuss latest memes over a romantic dinner, i might download a candle app and it can be a candle lit dinner

i havent thought of anything after that but open to suggestions i am an open book & love 2 have fun

cant wait…..see you there + love u

WTF IS GOING ON ON THIS PICTURE

LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO TO START WITH

Chamz and Snow totally making out in the goddam middle of main street

Neal jr. watching them awkwardly from the troller

ELSA TOTALLY LETTING IT GO

and Emma like ‘uh does she do that… often ?’

Anna 'don’t worry, that’s normal’

and Regina laughing and walking away from all of this wondering what kind of crazy town she ended up mayor of

I MEAN IS THAT EVEN REAL ??

HOW CAN THIS PIC CAN EVEN BE REAL ?

ALRIGHT CALLING ALL HICCUP FANS

CALLING ALL HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON FANS

DREAMWORKS FANS

AND BIG 4 OR SUPER 6 FANS

Why did I call you here? Because Iv got something to share with all you tumblr kids. And I knew if I didn’t share this with you then I would be depriving you of this magic.

Alright are you ready?

My brother is the real life Hiccup

Thats right you heard me. MY BROTHER IS THE SPITTING IMAGE OF HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK THE THIRD (I had to use wikipidia for that)

Oh and lades (or lads) its not the 14 year old version of Hiccup. oh no. Thats right, the 20 year old version.

Now all your wet fantasies of Hiccup have come real. (actually thats weird I’m talking about my brother. ew.)

Still dont believe me? well Iv got photo for you guys out there.

(prepare yourself)

BAM!

(HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HE’S NOT EVEN IN COSPLAY)

For theses who can’t see I’ll have you know that my brother also infact has green eyes, a scar on his jaw, and pretty much the same body shape.

THEY ARE ALSO THE SAME AGE (WTF)

So why have I called for your attention? Well this butthead agreed to do cosplay.

Thats right.

He’s agreed to cosplay Hiccup WHAT!

long story short he refused to cosplay up until he couldn’t make one of my cosplay events to photograph it. Because of it he’s agreed to cosplay.

So… if anyone knows of, or does, or can do a costume of the new grown up version of hiccup…. message me. If you would like to see this idiot cosplay hiccup please reblog this post so others can see this craziness. 

And with that, I leave you with this photo we took of him in front of the HTTYD2 movie poster.

P.S. he is well aware of this post. don’t worry I told him.

well this is gonna be awkward if I’m the only one who thinks they look identical. 

my rant bc done

i am so mad at everyone.
1. im not mad at johnnie or jessica or the people backing johnnie or the people backing jessica, im mad at this fandom as a whole. we drove taylor away, dont deny it bc we did. so many of you dont understand, having taylor on tumblr, getting in on our jokes, sending us things talking to us it was all a LUXURY. it was absolutely amazing and bc of all this shit that has gone on we actually drove her away from us. seriously, this whole thing should have stayed between the victims and the accused, i dont give a fuck who said what, i dont give a fuck what was said and what was true or edited or what the fuck ever, i dont care. you know why i dont care ? BC ITS NONE OF MY FUCKING BUSINESS. YES OKAY HATE IS HORRIBLE. DISGUSTING RUDE IGNORANT HATE IS ALL OF THOSE THINGS EVERYONE KNOWS THAT AND IF HE DID OR DIDNT IT DOESNT MATTER, NO ONE SHOULD EVER HATE ANYONE AND IF IT HAPPENED IT WAS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY IN THE WRONG.
however. this is the INTERNET. theres going to be shit people. theres going to be people who dont know you and will say shit about you and you know what? ACCEPT THAT OR GET OFF THE FRICKEN INTERNET. everyone warns you when your 8 years old that you dont know who your talking to, that millions of people are on at the exact same time as you and you DONT KNOW THEM. so if some dickhead comes along saying how ugly your page is then honey USE THE FUCKING BLOCK BUTTON OKAY LIKE SERIOUSLY BLOCK THE FUCK OUTTA THAT SLOB BC THEY HAVE NO SAY IN WHO YOU ARE OR HOW YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE. okay? this didnt need to blow up as big as it has, and now theres FUCKING news articles being written about it bc its so blown out of proportion that apparently taylor was threatening to leave us and hates us and we hate her and whatever bullshit they came up with
again, i link back to, IF YOU WERE NOT INVOLVED,THIS SITUATION IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
YOU DONT HAVE TO FORGIVE EACHOTHER. HELL YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO APOLOGISE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO ? KEEP IT BETWEEN YOU TWO, BLOCK EACHOTHER AND CARRY ON WITH YOUR LIVES CUS LET ME TELL YOU WHEN YOUR 40 YEARS OLD THERES NO CHANCE IN HELL YOUR GONNA BE SITTING THERE GOING “sigh remember that boy on instagram that told me that my blog was ugly wow he was so right im so shit at everything” OR “ oh remember that girl on instagram that i told to kill herself i hope shes okay and didnt take me too seriously wow sorry RANDOM STRANGER” LIKE UGH OKAY YES BULLYING IS BAD YES HE NEEDED TO APOLOGISE AND NO SHE DIDNT HAVE TO FORGIVE HIM
BUT THEY COULD HAVE WORKED TOGETHER TO MAKE SURE THIS THING DIDNT GET AS BIG AS IT DID BUT THEY DIDNT DO THAT AND THATS WHAT IM MAINLY PISSED ABOUT

2. LEAVE. TAYLOR. ALONE.
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TAYLOR. NOTHING. AT ALL. NOT EVEN A SMIDGIN. NOTHING. JUST. NOTHING. SHE HASNT SAID A WORD ABOUT WHATS BEEN DONE, SHE HASNT CHOSEN A SIDE OR PICKED ON ANYONE OR SAID ANYTHING WAS WRONG ALL SHES DONE WAS LIKE ABOUT 5 POSTS ALL ALONG THE LINES OF “HOW ABOUT WE JUST STAY OUT OF IT” BUT NOOOOOOO YOU ALL JUST HAD TO PUSH DIDNT YOU? YOU MAY SAY THAT IM SO FAR UP HER ASS I CANT SEE WHEN SHE MAKES A MISTAKE OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IF STICKING UP FOR THE PEOPLE I LOVE IS KISSING ASS THEN MY HAND IS STRAIGHT IN THE AIR I AM THE BIGGEST ASS KISSER ON THE INTERNET. YOUR ALL ACTING LIKE SHES MADE THIS HUGE FUCK UP BUT LIKE WTF HAS SHE ACTUALLY DONE? NOTHING???? AND EVEN OUT OF SOME BIZARE REASONING YOU THINK SHES IN THE WRONG, I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ALL LIVE BUT OVER HERE IN AUSTRALIA WE GOT THIS PRETTY BIG THING CALLED MATESHIP. WHICH BASICALLY MEANS HAVING YOUR MATES BACK 24/7. EVEN THEY FUCK UP. DO YOU ALWAYS AGREE WITH IT? NO. DO YOU SUPPORT THEM ANYWAY? YES. WHY? BECAUSE THEIR YOUR FUCKING MATE. YOUR THE ONES THAT ARE ALWAYS PREACHING AND PREYING ABOUT HOW TAYLORS YOUR BEST FRIEND, YET YOU TURN ON HER AS SOON AS SHE HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION TO YOU. WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU? CUS I KNOW FOR CERTAIN I WOULDNT WANT YOU IN MY LIFE IF YOUR DEFINITION OF MATESHIP IS LEAVEING AND ACCUSING ME OF ALL THIS BULLSHIT READING BETWEEN THE LINES FUCKERY EVERY TIME I HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION FROM YOU. TAYLOR IS ALWAYS GETTING SHIT FROM THE MEDIA, ALWAYS, AND NOW YOUVE STARTED TOO? SOME PEOPLE HAVE EVEN SAID THEY DONT CARE IF SHE COMES BACK ON TUMBLR LIKE EXCUSE YOU????? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MAY NOT CARE BUT YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THAT I DO. YES SHE FOLLOWS ME AND YES THAT IS AMAZING BUT IVE NEVER GOTTEN TO TELL HER HOW MUCH I LOVE HER AND HOW MUCH SHE FUCKING MEANS TO ME AND IM NOT GONNA STOP UNTIL THAT HAPPENS, AND NOW ALL YOU DICKHEADS HAVE MADE IT A MILLION TIMES HARDER, ALL BC YOU THINK SHE SHOULDVE PRESSED A BUTTON WHEN SHES ON A SOCIAL MEDIA SITE. GET. FUCKED.

I MAY LOOSE FOLLOWERS FOR THIS BUT YOU KNOW WHAT CANT TAKE IT DONT GIVE IT. NOW BC IVE JUST SPENT 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE WRITING THIS FOR YOU UNEDUCATED IDIOTS IF I FAIL MY HISTORY ASSIGNMENT ITS ON YOU. IM ANGRY. BYE.

anonymous asked:

why dont you like looking for alaska?

i know the reasons well enough in my head, but im not sure if ill be able to word them correctly…. ill try though, sorry if this gets long. 

first of all the characters are boring. its generic and actually the plot is really stupid. theres your nerdy white boy, the VERY HOT SEXY girl (love interest), sidekick, and the obligatory person-who-isnt-white (takumi). like every freaking chance he got, the narrator, or maybe this was just john green wanting to write it as many times as possible idk, HAD to mention how ABSOLUTELY SEXY alaska was. every time. its always like “her SIGNIFICANT curves and ROUND, PLUMP ASS, her thin thighs and perky boobs.” then, spoiler alert, so the main character is SUPPOSEDLY in love with alaska but after she dies all he does is call her a bitch and whine about not being able to make out with her anymore. thats it. he doesnt even care to find out anything about her death, like the rest of the characters in the book that knew her. he literally shoots down all their ideas at trying to figure out if it was suicide or a drinking accident. i cannot bring myself to like ANY of the characters, besides maybe takumi or lara. the rule and punishment system at culver creek or w/e is just bullshit. you get caught smoking/drinking/whatever you get sent home wtf. you dont get a freaking warning. the writing of the characters is so basic and im pretty sure john green was just writing himself into the book under different names. not EVERY teenager is going to have your massive vocabulary, john green, when you realize that maybe then you can write realistic teenagers. this isnt all i have to say about the book but it got long so im done. 

#tw alcohol #tw death #tw slurs