wtf even is this anyway

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I mean you already got that one promotion that was supposed to be for me, you don’t need the last slice of pizza.


based on a one-sided conversation i had with my cat while heating some left over pizza

Some of the paladins being like really testy about being stuck in the one outfit they left in, because “these are like, my least favorite socks!” (Lance) but some of them being fine with it, like Pidge (“I always wear this shirt anyway. It’s my ‘sneaking’ shirt.”)

what the signs are doing right now
  • Aries: watching stydia videos
  • Taurus: looking for stydia related posts
  • Gemini: crying because of stydia
  • Cancer: trying to find a stydia icon
  • Leo: fangirling with their stydia friend over stydia
  • Virgo: screaming at jeff to make stydia endgame
  • Libra: is in the biggest stydia mood they've been in months
  • Scorpio: convincing antis that stydia is better
  • Sagittarius: listening to stydia songs
  • Capricorn: making up headcanons about stydia
  • Aquarius: rewatching teen wolf episodes to find every single little thing to prove stydia is real
  • Pisces: talking about stydia
the mars signs, basically
  • mars in aries: "u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
  • mars in taurus: *bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
  • mars in gemini: "oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
  • mars in cancer: "fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
  • mars in leo: "??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
  • mars in virgo: "i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
  • mars in libra: *someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
  • mars in scorpio: *on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
  • mars in sagittarius: "wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
  • mars in capricorn: "yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
  • mars in aquarius: *on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
  • mars in pisces: *accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"
RFA + V SEEING YOUR EX IMAGINE

Gender neutral MC

***

JAEHEE

- she wasn’t even aware that this person was your ex
- her and MC were just at a café and this random person just came up and started talking to MC 
- like Jaehee just thought it was an old friend or something, then they actually started paying attention to Jaehee 
- “Oh hi I’m MC’s ex.”
- “Oh hi I’m MC’s girlfriend” so fuck off and don’t come near my precious MC
- but she sayed nice and smiled at them
- you could see how she was pretending so you made them go away like “wtf i dont even talk to you anyway, okay bye bye let me hang with my gf.”
- Jaehee reminded to you once they were gone that if they ever disturbed you that she was a black belt

ZEN

- boii 
- boiiiii
- okay so when he met your ex he became so protective over you
- he had his arm around you so tight, he was actually worried he might be hurting you but you seemed to like it
- “Oh me? I’m just a model and actor, no biggie, I’m a bit famous - oh is that one of my fans? yes come here, you want an autograph, of course! So what do you do?”
- he didnt directly tell your ex he was better than them, but im just saying he didnt hide that they were missing out with an amazing MC
- oh MC you’re suddenly so cute all of the sudden and i just have to kiss you 
- he wont hesitate on kissing you in front of your ex, either they leave or watch you kiss and feel awkward, he didnt care
- “well we better go, we have a lunch planned, got reservations that are usually hard to get so im told - but i found it horridly easy”
 “Zen, babe we don’t.”
“shhhhhh go with the flow. Acting skils babe”

707

- he literally did not give a shit
- he actually found it funny 
- like lol how did this loser ever get a babe like you????
- “ahhhh so this is your ex?”
- oh he knows hes smarter than them
-“I thought you said they werent dumb? lololol”
- “MC’s mine now fyi, don’t touch,”
- cheek kisses okay, so many
- he’ll make fun of your ex but in a way that your ex just has no idea what he’s saying
- hand holding 
- oh babe are you cold all of the sudden??? here take my jacket - what youre not cold? nah you are babe, trust me
- babe take the jacket 
- there you go
- oh looook MC’s wearing my jackeeet
- “lololol nice meeting you”

JUMIN

- lmao
- mate 
- he just looks at them like theyre the dirt beneath his feet
- CODE RED HIS HAND IS ON YOUR HIP
- you took off your scarf becuase it was getting too hot 
- and you forgot that you had worn this scarf because of a hickey Jumin had given you the night before
- oh boy 
- you blushed a bit but Jumin had a smuge ass grin on his face 
- like yes, MCs mine, i gave them that
- if you touch MC i will personally have my bodyguards escort you away and file a lawsuit and restraining order, 
- my MC
- literally 
- okay but he will probably give you the most passionate kiss in front of this person, just to make an extra point that you’re his
- he’ll either be hella jealous or just be like “uh huh okay whatever MC lets go.”

YOOSUNG

- okay protect him
- he was nervous when he saw him, you had told him about yout ex before but he had never met them
- he holds your hand because of how nervous he is
- “hi I’m Yoosung, nice to meet you!”
- you love me more right MC?
- you kiss his cheek to reassure him
- precious baby 
- he’s just so pure okay???
- he’s really nice and just wants to go home and watch movies with you man

V

- he contines to hold you hand as your ex introduces themselves, they had bumped into you two at an art gallery 
- he smiles and stays polite 
- he shakes their hadn an everything, but no one can see the death stare behind his glasses
- when your ex leaves he reminds you that he loves you
- “You know i love you right?”
- Literally was not botherd by your ex being around, he may not have liked him but he kept that to himself 
- tbh if he really wanted to do something with your ex he would get Seven to mess with them and put viruses on their computer
- during the conversation with your ex he’ll wrap his arm around yor shoulder and occasionally whisper something in your ear to make you laugh
- please protect him 

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“I’m so tired of falling for guys that don’t fall back. It hurts.”

jungkook; tired (never of you)

❝on any other day, you’d take care of yourself. for jungkook to take over for this day, was rather refreshing.
►1238 words // mini scenario
♡ for the love @kookingramyun(you would know what kind of shitty hole i’m in to not be able to even write a decent sentence but i really wanted to write something for you, thus, this. happy birthday, love! <3)

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

More often than not, coming home from work tired the living life out of you. Mail after mail seemed to drain out the bars of energy you’ve refilled over the numbered hours of shuteye and cups of coffee. Stacks of paperwork gathering on your desk like the leaning tower of fuck you, sleep seems to get in the way and the one day you get to come home early… it’s when your spirits have deflated with your features being weighed down by gravity much stronger than you, showing you whose boss.

Yet, you’re trying. Trying to prepare yourself for - “Y/N!”

For a moment, it felt like you had been sleeping with your eyes opened and his voice gave you a good shake to stay awake. With eyes widely stretched, you nod when Jungkook bursts out from the bedroom, messy hair and all but in clothes that remind you of home when comfort seeps through his voice of a large t-shirt with his boxers lining his hip.

“Y/N,” He breathes, hooking an arm around your waist and he drags you into his arms, his warmth and his scent engulfing you as he nuzzles his face in your neck. Relishing on you and only you, he sighs and manages to plant a soft kiss, which gets you relaxed, so close to tipping your forehead forward and knocking the fuck out but you restraint yourself from doing so when he pulls back.

“Tired?” He searches for an answer, but he doesn’t need to when y is lined up over your cheeks, the missing radiant glow he’d feel when he’s around you; e is circling your eyes, under the bags enough to brew tea of hard work along with s that spells out on your lips for - “Yes. Yes. You have no idea,”

“I think I do,” He chuckles, gently smoothening his thumbs at the space below your eyes, above your cheekbones and you shake your head, brushing him off (nothing out of rejecting his affection, but more of-), “I really need to sleep,”

Jungkook only snorts when you try to make your way towards the bedroom without face planting straight to the wall or crash through the plastered bricks or take those paintings hanging on the wall down with you. He quickly checks for the doors being locked properly and he flicks off the lights, leaving the smaller bulbs plugged to the wall illuminating certain corners before he darts to your way. He’s swift to push the door open so you don’t hit it with full force and Jungkook’s biting back a grin as he catches you before you fall to your knees.

Dragging your chin up lazily, you meet with his gaze and you chuckle sheepishly, proceeding to press your face to his arm and he shakes his head, “Gosh, I think I need to talk to your boss,” He holds you up effortlessly, then directing you to the bed for you to sit on.

“Just make sure you hand in the files first…” You start to mumble and Jungkook knows that tone anywhere. The few minutes before you fall asleep or start to lose conscious is when sleep is heavy in your system, swimming at full speed as it drags you from the realm of reality but he can’t let that happen just yet. So he keeps talking to you, the only way to keep you awake - even if it doesn’t make sense.

“Woah, not yet, not yet,” Jungkook gently tips your head forward before it lulls back when your eyes roll like your shoulders ready to fall back. “Hm?” You hum, eyes still leisurely shut and Jungkook licks his lips, planning out his strategy in his mind, “Y-Y/N, count to sixty and sit up straight for me,”

A pout forms, in between a frown and discomfort twisting your face around as you whine, “But I’m sleepy…”

“Start now, baby. I promise you can sleep then,” Jungkook still doesn’t let go of your face until you comply with one… and Jungkook bolts. Within the first few numbers, he’s all over the place finding for something comfortable so you can breathe in properly compared to the clothing you have on now. He yelps when he kicks the edge of the dresser but has no time to live in pain when fifteen…

Jungkook’s hands move at the speed of lightning yet with a hint of delicacy because he can never be rough with you. Well, unless you asked for it but it usually occurs when you’re laying beneath him with sweat dripping down to your - never mind, back to the current.

He’s able to rid of your jacket and your dressing shirt that follows after. He’s seen you naked more than the times you can count on your fingers so this was pretty much nothing. Emphasis on nothing because you love to sleep without the restrict that comes with undergarments. Just as you reach forty, Jungkook’s pulling the shirt over your head and it stutters your counting. You’re chewing on your hair a little and Jungkook laughs, pushing it out of the way before he apologizes and he starts to work on your skirt.

This is where it all gets handy. With much expertise, he unzips the side and unclasps in less than five seconds. When you reach forty-seven, he’s able to get you to move to how he wants when - “Scoot up, babe,” It’s like you’re hypnotized, following accordingly and he’s able to pull up a comfy pair of cotton shorts that slip over your thighs the same time - “Sixty,”

On cue, you’re falling back but Jungkook catches you, so he can direct you to a proper sleeping position that won’t have your neck bitching on you the next morning. He pulls up the blanket and watches as you curl into your side of the bed, already succumbing to sleep and he exhales deeply before taking a seat at the end of the bed. He gazes to the floor, noticing the scattered articles of clothing. Scoffing a laugh, not quite believing what had just happened in sixty seconds, he gets up and gathers your clothes before ditching them into the laundry basket.

Then after, he does one last round in checking the place, making sure everything is in order before he returns to the bedroom. Closing the door behind him, the lights go out and he joins you in bed. In which, automatically, you start to roll over to him when he tries to adjust your blanket and it’s no surprise there. He, instead, smiles in awe when you press your cheek to his chest and he welcomes you with both arms and stares at you for a bit as you take calm inhales of air, already catching up on the missed hours of sleep within the past week.

You may not say it, but your face shows everything. As hard as Jungkook works, he would pledge that it seems like you’re showing him what hard work truly is. The nights of not returning home shows on the dark lines on your face, screwing your eyes tight and Jungkook sighs, reaching down to stroke your cheek before he rests his hand by the nape of your neck as his lips press to the side of your head.

Then he closes his eyes (with a little bit of hope to meet you after he does).

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Unlikely things to see or hear in Star Wars. [video]

There’s a lot of frames so if it takes a while to load, that’s why…