wtf do i call it omg

More Watertribe Lance
Also avatar Lance this time because we talked about this with friends and we are lance trash we wondered what kind of pet Lance would have if he was the avatar… Like Aang has Appa and Korra has Naga.

And we ended up with a Peacock-Lion because it just suits him perfectly

(also it was supposed to be Keith’s pet -bc yeah it’s definitely more a firenation-ish beast- but things happened ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i’ll write headcanons someday lmao)

steal the toaster

in which i try and fail to be as good as @jiilys and @alrightpotter

James Potter to whoever stole my weetabix is dead: WE ARE OUT OF MILK

James Potter: I MADE TEA AND WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT WAS GONE

James Potter: IM LITERALLY CRYIGN THIS IS A DISASTER

Sirius Black: chill

Sirius Black: might have been me this morning though

Peter Pettigrew: did u hv it with weetabix by any chance???

Sirius Black: …..

Sirius Black: shit


Sirius Black to Remus Lupin: do you reckon he’ll accept cornflakes?

Remus Lupin: kellogs ones?

Sirius Black: wtf no lidl ones

Sirus Black: do I look like im made of money

Remus Lupin: well yes

Sirius Black: rude


Sirius changed the name to: next doors wifi is dragon420

Remus Lupin: how did you…?

Remus Lupin: acc I don’t want to know

James Potter: omg bc they BLAZE IT

Sirius Black: omg

Peter Pettigrew: omg


Peter Pettigrew to James Potter: where r u we’re going pub

James Potter: in the library

James Potter: there’s this chem girl

James Potter: she’s so pretty

James Potter: pete?

James Potter: ???


Sirius Black to LADSLADSLADS: new business idea

Sirius Black: james sells jams in his pyjamas

Sirius Black: we can call it

Sirius Black: jim jams

Remus Lupin has left the group


James Potter to three normal ppl + fucking romeo: she came and asked to borrow my pen today !!!

James Potter: out of the whole library!!! she picked me !!!

James Potter: what does this mean???

Sirius Black removed James Potter from the group

Peter Pettigrew: oh thank god


Remus Lupin to James Potter: why have you called me fourteen times???

James Potter: oh pete fell out the window but hes fine

Remus Lupin: whAT???

Remus Lupin: I WAS GONE TWENTY MINUTES

James Potter: on a completely unrelated matter would you say forgetting your name was a sign of concussion?


Lily Evans to James Potter: congrats on winning the match, you were really good


James Potter to no Sirius we’re not going skinny dipping its 4 degrees: HELP

James Potter sent a photo

James Potter: WHAT DO I SAY????

Sirius Black: be ~cool~

Peter Pettigrew: ignore her, girls love it when you ignore them

Sirius Black: mate…. maybe this is why youre a virgin

Peter Pettigrew: for the last time im NOT A VIRGIN

Sirius Black: idk sounds like smth a virgin would say


Peter Pettigrew to James Potter: if my mum rings the flat say im not there

James Potter: but youre not here…?

Peter Pettigrew: she believs u when u say it


Remus Lupin to pineapple is never acceptable on pizza fight me sirius: new drinking game- take a shot whenever james mentions lily’s eyes

Sirius Black: do you want us to die????

James Potter: but guys

James Potter: theyre so green

James Potter: its like a forest

Peter Pettigrew: ill buy some vodka omw back


James Potter changed the group name to: MAN U 4-CHELSEA 1

Sirius Black: blocked


Sirius Black to sirius and co: dont go near the microwave btw

Peter Pettigrew: …….why????

Sirius Black: its lowkey broken

Sirius Black: and by lowkey i mean will kill a man

Remus Lupin: I swear to god if we call the fire service again we’re getting fined

Sirius Black: its fine im gonna steal benjys


Remus Lupin to Benjy Fenwick: Just a quick heads up, maybe hide your microwave

Benjy Fenwick: I already did after black stole my toaster

Remus Lupin: ah sorry about that


Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: you told me benjy didn’t want his toaster anymore

Sirius Black: idk how youre studying astrophysics if you believed tht tbh


Sirius Black to moony ripped a new fiver im so proud: saw evans today

James Potter: omg did she mention me?

Sirius Black: she wanted to know if we were fucking

James Potter: what did you say???

Sirius Black: yes obvisly

James Potter: aw babe

Remus Lupin: get a room


James added Sirius Black and Lily Evans to the group: just to clarify me and sirius are not fucking

Sirius Black: exCUSE ME???

Sirius Black: DID U JST DUMP ME BY GROUP NAME????

Sirius Black: HOW WILL I EVER GET OVER THIS BETRAYAL

Lily Evans: james how could you?

James Potter: …. are you serious

Sirius Black: …..

James Potter: don’t you fucking dare


Sirius Black to James Potter: come and help me buy 150 snickers for bellatrix

James Potter: nah im in history

James Potter: isn’t she allergic to nuts

Sirius Black: exactly


Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: lily just asked if she can sit w/ us at james’s final

Sirius Black: oh mY GOD

Sirius Black: operation lames is go

Remus Lupin: I told you not to call it that

Sirius Black: it’s a gd name #hatersgonnahate

Remus Lupin: please stop


Peter Pettigrew to potter for president: afterparty at ours right?

Sirius Black: hell yes

Sirius Black: proud of you jamesy


Sirius Black changed to the group name to: WHY THE FRICKETY FRACK IS EVANS IN THE KITCHEN IN JAMES’S FOOTBALL SHIRT?????

James Potter: she cant walk around naked can she?

anonymous asked:

How do you get ideas before starting a project?? Im now a second year and i dont really know where or how to get started on creating and planning. Besides looking at precedents and design briefs of course but idk wtf to do if you know what i mean??? Like do you guys chant and call aliens or do a seance omg

HAHAHA! The seance has worked previously, aliens are unreliable, looking at precedents before having an idea is dangerous because you might end up following their footsteps. I wish I had a solid response for you , but I don’t have the magic recipe. Sometimes ideas typically are born without effort from visiting the site or talking to the client. Other times ideas hide themselves and won’t come out to play no matter what you do.

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My Thoughts Arrow 5x15 – Fighting Fire with Fire

Originally posted by arrowsource

I am angry, I’m upset, I’m shocked – I am FULL OF FEELS. I am repeating the “Bubble is strong” and “I know Olicity is endgame” - despite this episode providing the most doubts YET.  Curtis’ balls might be the ONLY THING I LIKED.

 I know that all of this is happening for a reason we don’t know but the writers really are trying to piss everyone off as much as possible before revealing.

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  • Team SSSN reunites after V4.
  • Sun: Hey guys, I'm back! How's it goin'?
  • Scarlet: *punches Sun in the face*
  • Sun: OW, WTF?!
  • Scarlet: That's for not answering our calls.
  • Neptune: And our messages. Do you know how worried we were?
  • Scarlet: Sage forgot to water his begonias, he was so worried.
  • Sun: *shocked, turns to Sage* Really?
  • Sage: I forgot the stargazers, too.
  • Sun: Omg...Guys, I am so sorry.
On Set With The Maze Runner Cast
  • you: hey guys
  • you: oh my god
  • you: what are you--
  • random cast member: they're dancing
  • you: uhm okay
  • you: thomas you adorable little shit
  • will: YOUR ANUS
  • thomas: MY ANUS
  • you: okay that's just a little bit weird
  • kaya: okay we're playing fugitive
  • thomas: let's work as a team guys
  • *everyone runs away in different directions*
  • you: *facepalms*
  • you: so much for working as a team
  • you: where's ki hong
  • ki hong: over here
  • will: POW POW
  • you: um
  • ki hong: ONE TWO THREE
  • ki hong and will: NEWT
  • *burts into laughter*
  • you: right um
  • you: omfg what the fuck
  • kaya: they're having a pillow fight
  • you: shirtless?!
  • you: thomas why tf are you naked
  • thomas: don't act like you don't like it *winks*
  • you: just- just put some clothes on alright
  • dylan: OH I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
  • you: dylan pls
  • you: what day is it today
  • kaya and dylan: TUESDAY
  • you: oh ok great
  • kaya: WICKED IS GOOD
  • dylan: jesus christ
  • will: POW POW
  • you: please just quiet down
  • you: dylan why are you skating with roller blades
  • kaya: the light up ones as well
  • will: I WANT TO TAKE NICE CLASSES
  • you: oh shuck
  • ms.simpson: well done you
  • thomas: oh shit
  • you: thomas where are you--
  • you: and btw how did ms. simpson get here
  • dylan: BAILANDO
  • dylan : *picks up a broom and starts dancing*
  • you: oh no
  • fans: OMG WE LOVE YOU BRIEN
  • dylan: did you just call me brien
  • dylan: brien o'dylan
  • you: how tf did the fans get in here
  • ki hong: YO SPIDER BALLS
  • will: wtf
  • you: ugh
  • you: i'm just so stressed rn
  • thomas: loosen up *hands you a drink*
  • you: *spits it out* tf is in this thing
  • thomas: i dunno it's gally's secret recipe
  • you: ugh i swear to g-
  • you: kaya where are you going
  • you: no kaya do not go near the snakes
  • you: dylan for once please stop dancing
  • you: what am i doing with my life
  • will: POW POW
  • if you don't know much about the maze runner (specifically their interviews and behind the scenes moments) watch https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=UH-80QTl1dI and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-72wKrjfb94)
mutual witness

Pairing: Kim Taehyung/Reader
Genre: Comedy, Fluff
Word Count: 889
Warnings: mentioned sexual content, cussing, chatspeak

SUMMARY
oikawaiidesune
omg my neighbours were doing it at the window too
someone called the cops on them bc CHILDREN LIVE HERE        

tsukkimysun
………wait someone called the cops on my neighbours too       

oikawaiidesune
and then they got arrested        

tsukkimysun
……..my neighbours were arrested too


AUTHOR’S NOTE
in this au, both the fem character (or reader, however you’d like to interpret it) and taehyung write for haikyuu, but you don’t have to know the anime to get the story. for those who don’t watch haikyuu, though, oikawa tooru, kageyama tobio and iwaizumi “iwa-chan” hajime are all characters from the anime.
based on something that happened to two girls i know.
special thanks @kittae and all the other wonderful people for helping me with titles, etc :’)


         oikawaiidesune
         babe~~
         i just had the best idea for a fic
         are you ready for this

         oikawaiidesune
         hey
         hey
         hey 

         tsukkimysun
         tae wtf its like 5am

         oikawaiidesune
         you’re still awake tho 

         tsukkimysun
         ok but doesnt mean u can spam my chat ffs

         oikawaiidesune
         sorry but creativity hits during the most undesrirable
         hours
         *undesirable

         tsukkimysun
         
pls dont hit me with ur writer shit this early on
         but omg whats ur idea

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jaeno!couple au

-THE SUNSHINE COUPLE

-LOOK AWAY OR YOULL BE BLINDED BY THEIR SMILES AHHHHHHH

-probably the couple that isnt afraid to show off the fact that theyre a couple lmfao

-they have a MILLION couple things

-couple shirts, sweaters, bracelets, phone cases, you name it they HAVE IT

-they always hold hands in public bc “mY BOYFRIEND!!1!!1!1!! DONT TOUCH HIM!!1!1!!!”

-theyre so childish with each other gOD

-theyll fool around with each other like smol children gAH

-i have this theory that jaemin’s secretly kinda really sad on the inside

-bUT jeno’s a fluffball all around

-so when jaemin gets really sad nobody realizes but jeno always notices how his smile changes just a bit and everything looks forced and hesitant

-jeno knows he doesn’t like talking about it at ALL because it makes him uncomfortable and question why he feels sad

-so he just takes his hand and holds it

-he’ll do it whenever tbh

-like, in line at that bubble tea place down the street?

-lol who the fuCK CARES YOURE SAD AND I LOVE YOU

-i feel like they dont like cuddling

-LIKE NO HEAR ME OUT

-they like hugging and stuff but theyd rather just lay in awkward positions while they watch dumb kdramas together

-did i mention tHEY WATCH KDRAMAS TOGETHER

-THEY LOVE WATCHING KDRAMAS WTF THESE HOUSEWIVES

-JENO ALWAYS GETS SECOND LEAD SYNDROME AND JAEMIN LAUGHS AT HIM WHILE HE JUDGES THE PLOT

-”why doesn’t she just call him instead of crying like have they never heard of long distance relationships”

-”im gonna turn this fuckin relationship to a long distance one and kick your ass to alaska if you dont shuT THE FUCK UP NA JAEMIN”

-they probably have so many videos on their phone of the both of them fucking something up omg

-like, jaemin tried to do parkour once and fell on the floor and started crying

-JENO GOT IT ALL ON CAMERA

-JAEMIN FELT SO EMBARRASSED AND JENO PROMISED TO DELETE IT BUT SHHH HE NEVER DELETED IT

-then another time jeno ran into a wall during a break

-and guess what

-JAEMIN RECORDED IT

-these two arent afraid to show that they love each other lmfao

-the CHEESIEST couple ever

-”i love you~”

-”i love you more~”

-”ew get a room you losers” -donghyuck 24/7

-jeno makes jaemin sit on his lap whenever possible bYE

-like theyll be waiting for the rest of the dream team to finish with makeup

-and theyll be sitting beside each other on a couch or smth

-and jeno will slowly pull jaemin on his lap and rest his chin on his shoulder

-jaemin just leans back and grins oH MY GOSH OUCH

-jeno probably likes burying his face in the crook of jaemin’s neck bc he feels safe like that aWH

-theyre probably at that stage where relationships dont make sense at all

-and like they dont understand anything

-but they understanD THAT THEY LIKE EACH OTHER A LOT MORE THAN THEY REALLY SHOULD

-theyre probably afraid of love bYE

-like theyll tell each other i love you and stuff without a thought but if they think about it for too long they freak out omg

-ya know

-even tho they like, dont understand love and stuff

-they really dont give a fuck lmao omg

-they just wanna be together for a long long time

-they probably wanna go on adventures together all the time oh my gOD

-the misfit couple definitely

-on their free time, they just like walking around seoul and going wherever they feel like

-both of them rely on their instincts a lot and they just click so well

-they like going around at night the best even tho they cant go very far lmfao

-they like the aesthetics of it these nerds smh

-on car rides back home jaemin likes resting his head on jeno’s shoulder omG

-these nerds probably like sharing earbuds

-oh my gosh at their school, their music room has a grand piano

-and after school jeno and jaemin like locking themselves in there and just messing around, singing and stuff

-like, jaemin’ll be playing the piano to some song they both like and jeno’ll slowly sit on the piano bench beside him and start singing softly

-oh my gosh ouch my heart

-jeno really likes it when jaemin plays the piano

-he loves how jaemin looks so concentrated when he’s playing a particularly hard piece and how carefree he looks when he doesn’t care how well he plays

-jaemin likes to hum while he plays

-and jeno just loves it so much when he does that

-jeno just falls in love with him more and more ya know?? he cant explain it but he just has this feeling in his chest that only jaemin can cause

-tl;dr man what a confused ass couple smh (they still highkey love each other tho lmao)

Alice Isn't Dead S1 finale

*SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 10: THISTLE*

just dumping my thoughts on you because HOLY FUCK

- Trucker can you get to the point, youre killing me
- Alice how dare you disappear again wtf
- oh shit she’s leavin’
- yeah the title is a tad intimidating
- LEAVE MY CINNAMON ROLL ALONE
- fuck that motherfucking chicken tbqh
- HER NAME IS K E I S H A HOLY FUCK A WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED
- Alice is a sarcastic piece of shit i love her already
- a lower calling?
- Keisha is a spiteful ball of rage omg cinnamon baby
- “forever cant start yet” is exactly the kind of deep bullshit i signed up for
- Allie youve left Keisha in a really shitty situation u know that?
- cant you do this together?
- Alice can u fuck off
- LET KEISHA HELP
- :(((((
- dont promise something like that
- crying and kissing
- so gay and pure
- Alice come baaaaaack
- are the Thistle Men all men??
- oohhhh, Keisha covered herself in the heather oil stuff
- im so glad we know her name
- Keisha Keisha Keisha
- @ the Thistle people: fuck off m8
- @ The Thistle Man: FUCK THE FUCK OFF
- “what a weird metaphor” I LOVE YOU
- theyve been listening
- can you F U C K O F F
- THERE CAN BE TERRIBLE FREEDOM
- OH SHIT
- STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
- STOP REPEATING BACK HER MUSINGS ITS NOT FAIR
- not again not again leAVE HER ALONE
- the oil omg IT WORKS
- thank u Sylvia
- W R E C K H I M
- cheeky #spon interruption
- this was a bad idea Keisha
- “let me explain death to you” nO
- YOU STOP THAT
- FUCK
- THE
- THISTLE
- MAN
- you better stop laughing fucker
- GET REKT
- “i had fucking won!” you did it baby
- can the rest of you just let her have this victory pls thanks
- Alice to the rescue?
- SYLVIA to the rescue?
- mystery woman to the rescue, okay
- “HOLY SHIT” quite right
- Bay and Creek shipping!
- i trust her
- oh fuck the paper towels
- can u not repeat it all pls ur hurting me with the parallels
- “this isnt the end of my roadtrip”
- WAS THAT ALICE
- OKAY WAIT YOU CANT JUST
- JOSEPH YOU CANT DROP THAT AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO INTO A SECOND SPONSOR
- WAS THAT A NEW MYSTERY CHARACTER OR
- WAS
- THAT
- ALICE
- “sometimes that all it is” fuck off im still freaking out

THIS WAS EVERYTHING I HOPED FOR AND MORE BUT I DONT THINK I CAN PHYSICALLY SURVIVE THE WAIT TO SEASON 2

JOKE OF THE DAY
  • I was in a public restroom. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall...
  • Stall : Hi, how are you?
  • Me : (*embarrassed*) Doing fine !!
  • Stall : So what are you up to?
  • Me : Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here.
  • Stall : Can I come over?
  • Me : (*attitude*) No, I'm a little busy right now !!
  • Stall : Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.
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I FINALLY REALISED WHY HE CALLS HIM JERRY !!

Because 👏 Tom 👏 and 👏 Jerry 👏!!

It’s 2a.m in the morning I’m waaaasteeeeed…

Edit : This post is getting more reblogs and likes than I ever expected ????

I’M DRAWING THEM AS TOM AND JERRY AND THE VOICE OF REASON CAN DO NUTHIN AGAINST ME !!

It’s 2a.m again and I’m trash…

  • parents: *comments on my weight*
  • parents: *comments on how much I'm eating*
  • parents: *calls every woman who has even the slightest bit of fat on her a bunch of slurs and says she should lose weight*
  • parents: *tries to get me to go on diets*
  • parents: *tries to get me to exercise by making sly digs about my appearance*
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: k
  • parents: OMG WHY ARENT YOU EATING YOU'RE TOO SKINNY NOW STOP EAT MORE
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OH MY GOSH! the members called out Siwon’s name (who was totally caught off guard) to do another solo strip show and….fUCK! WTF ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)  >> rockstar @ 8:24

EXO/BTS Reaction to you Speaking Spanish

Anonymous said to reactions-exo: exo or bts reaction (you guys can choose if you prefer bts or exo, i’ll love the reaction anyway) to you speaking portuguese or spanish plssss, tnxs ♡ love u guys, fighting ~~!!!!

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I decided to do both together because why not.

- Jasmine

*gifs not mine*

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BTS

~~~~~~

J-hope: oooohhh girl

Jimin: Do more! Do more!

Jin: How do you do that?

Jungkook: Wait slow down you’re talking to fast!!! (he’s such a cutie)

Rapmon: I need to learn this language 

Suga: You said i looked good right?

V: This is why i love you!!!

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EXO

~~~~~~

Baekhyun: Was that a sound from heaven i just heard?

Chanyeol: Well that was sexy

Chen: Wtf that’s not korean or english?

D.O: Omg this is really to much

Kai: Does that mean i have to learn Spanish now?

Kris: I could master that language in one day (this little shit)

Lay: My heart….

Luhan: You never stop impressing me

Sehun: Were you calling the se-booty?

Suho: *gif*

Tao: Run before her hotness gets to you!!!

Xiumin: I see you girl

anonymous asked:

Got7 & Bts mtl to use grammar in their texts? Thank you! 😊

omg i love this 

GOT7

MOST

Jinyoung

JB

Mark

Jackson

Youngjae

Yugyeom

Bambam

LEAST

Jinyoung he probably hates it when people do not use proper grammar and will not be afraid to call you out on your shit

Bambam he’s literally typing to fast to give a shit and sometimes does it just to piss Jinyoung 

BTS

MOST 

Jin

Namjoon

Yoongi

Jimin 

Hoseok

Jungkook

Taehyung

LEAST

Jin it honestly just comes naturally to him because princess Seokjin is that sophisticated sorry i had to

Taehyung typing normal is just too boring for him so he throws in abbreviations whenever he can sometimes to a point you have to ask him wtf he said