wtf did i just do

“Hey babe, why don’t you go with me?”

“I have a boyfriend. Please leave me alone.”

“Well, said boyfriend is not here anyway.”

“The said boyfriend is here now, bud. Why don’t you remove your paws off my girl?”

“What if I don’t want to?”

“Look, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. And by the way you’re acting, I can see I’ll have to do this the hard way.

anonymous asked:

Friends by Ed Sheeran reminds me of jaspar so much when i listen to it i always think of joe and caspar and it becomes my favorite song !

omG ED SHEERAN IS MY BABY AND JASPAR ARE MY BABIES AND TOGETHER I CAN’T

WAIT IM GOING TO DO SOMETHING 

JASPAR WITH FRIENDS LYRICS

“So I could take the back road
But your eyes will lead me straight back home.”

Originally posted by pizza-blogs

“Friends just sleep in another bed,

And friends don’t treat me like you do.”

“But my friends won’t love me like you.
No, my friends won’t love me like you.”

“We’re not friends, we could be anything.
If we try to keep those secrets safe.
No one will find out if it all went wrong.
They’ll never know what we’ve been through.”

                 (jaspar af stanza, dying)                        

“And friends shouldn’t kiss me like you do.”

Originally posted by happyjaspar

Originally posted by pizza-blogs

Originally posted by jasparfiction

“But my friends won’t love me like you.
No, my friends won’t love me like you do.
Oh, my friends will never love me like you.”

x

I Write Snins(Snail sins) Not Snagedies(Snail Tragedies)

Oh,
Well snimagine(Snail imagining),
As I’m pacing the snews(Snail pews) in a snurch(Snail church) snorridor(snail corridor),
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of snords(Snail words):
“What a beautiful snedding(Snail wedding)! What a beautiful snedding(snail wedding)!” says a snidesmaid(Snail bridesmaid) to a snaiter(Snail waiter),
“And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor snoom’s(Sail groom) bride is a snore(Snail whore).”

I’d chime in with a
“Haven’t you sneople(Snail people) ever heard of closing a goddamn snoor(Snail door)?!”
No, it’s much better to face these kinds of snings(Snail things)
With a sense of snoise(Snail poise) and snationality(Snail rationality).
I’d chime in,
“Haven’t you sneople(Snail people) ever heard of closing a goddamn snoor(Snail door)?!”
Sno(Snail no), it’s much better to face these kinds of snings(Snail things)
With a sense of…

Well in snact(Snail fact),
Well I’ll snook(Snail look) at it this way,
I mean technically our snarriage(Snail marriage) is snaved(Snail saved)
Well this calls for a snoast(Snail toast)
So, pour the snampagne(Snail champagne)
Oh! Well in snact(Snail fact),
Well I’ll snook(Snail look) at it this way,
I mean technically our snarriage(Snail marriage) is snaved(Snail saved)
Well this calls for a snoast(Snail toast),
So, pour the snampagne(Snail champagne), pour the snampagne(Snail champagne)

I’d chime in with a
“Haven’t you sneople(Snail people) ever heard of closing a goddamn snoor(Snail door)?!”
Sno(Snail no), it’s much better to face these kinds of snings(Snail things)
With a sense of snoise(Snail poise) and snationality(Snail rationality).
I’d chime in,
“Haven’t you sneople(Snail people) ever heard of closing a goddamn snoor(Snail door)?!”
Sno(Snail no), it’s much better to face these kinds of snings(Snail things)
With a sense of snoise(Snail poise) and snationality(Snail rationality) again.

I’d chime in with a
“Haven’t you sneople(Snail people) ever heard of closing a goddamn snoor(Snail door)?!”
Sno(Snail no), it’s much better to face these kinds of snings(Snail things)
With a sense of snoise(Snail poise) and snationality(Snail rationality).
I’d chime in,
“Haven’t you sneople(Snail people) ever heard of closing a goddamn snoor(Snail door)?!”
Sno(Snail no), it’s much better to face these kinds of snings(Snail things)
With a sense of snoise(Snail poise) and snationality(Snail rationality) again.

5

Jessi said “what if one of Mika’s eyes went red.“ So I thought about this. I know that’s not how eyes work, but hey, why not watch some movies to get your mind off of the fact that your best bud just SUCKED YOUR BLOOD.

Sexuality is like a big cake. Each slice is a different sexuality. Sometimes it takes a while to find the slice that you like best… But for others they find their slice right away. And once you find the slice you want you can eat it and you can’t let anyone tell you to uneat it or convince you that the slice you ate is not as good as another or is a lie.