wtf are you guys thinking

lance, trying to know keith because he’s falling in love with him: ok so…whats your favorite genre of music?

keith: country.

lance: uh, yeah!!..it can be a genre of music of your country of course!!

keith: it’s country.

lance: oh, did i say it wrong? country. country. your country. I’m sorry, my mother language isn’t english, so somet-

keith: no no, my favorite genre of music is country.

lance:

What bothers me the most about the “friendzone” interpretation of Snape, it’s not the mischaracterisation of Snape himself, but the complete lack of understanding what a “friendzone” guy is.

Do you think a friendzoned guy would accept the refusal, yet still be envolved in the well-being of the girl, endanger his life trying to save hers, and then watch over her kid until his very end? Nope, the friendzoned guy would have whined, used his pain to touch another girl, got rejected 4546th times until his tragedy becomes the consistency of rejection and not a particular rejection itself, and after her death, would have passed by her ravaged house, rise his fedora, said out loud “this is what you get when you marry assholes” and at the pub he’d have sighed deeply with his boys wondering : “why do women always prefer to get killed by Dark Lords instead of dating Nice Guys” and all the boys would have nodded because it happened to four of them so that’s the proof, women just prefer get killed in wars, how strange yet fascinating creatures, so mysterious, so killable. 

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When you gain an army of new followers overnight.

The Bubbler / Le Bulleur


Bonus:

When you realize you have nothing new to post because you’ve been on hiatus…

RFA as text messages from 404

So i mean its totally possible i got the idea from my lovely friend over at @misspeggy-longleggy i mean psh no its totally original kiDDING but hey i love you my friend you’re so smart <3 <3 <3 so y’all should check her original one!!!!!

SO HERE’S THE RFA IN TEXTS IVE SENT TO 626 BECAUSE IM WORKING ON REQUESTS NOW ~ADMIN 404

*YOOSUNG: 

*ZEN:

*JAEHEE:

*JUMIN:

*SAEYOUNG:

*V:

*SAERAN:

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flickered in my mind for only you - DarkBeauty_890 - SKAM (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

But even the lonely nights hearing his mom cry for his dad couldn’t stop Isak from tracing the words (looped, like maybe his soul mate was an artist or a writer) etched permanently onto his skin. He sat huddled under the covers for hours, flashlight illuminating the darkened space, allowing Isak to wonder who they would be.

His soulmate.

(Or the Soulmate AU that nobody asked for)

Remember The Iconic Interview™ that exo did where everything was normal until they started touching each other’s crotches, Yixing kissed Ksoo and almost got his arm ripped off because of the hold that Ksoo had on his arm like the boy escaped death simply because they were on an interview, all the innuendos, the poor interviewer that was so done with their shit and how sm had to take down that legendary interview from the internet because the whole world was like “what the fuck”……. Like that mess really almost ended their career yall lmao

nthecaptin  asked:

listen ur blog is a jackpot its got just my type of content in just the type of art style that i love the most ur art's a joy to look at keep it friend ur a gift

Sexualization Of Trans Women (Story)

So as you guys know, my beautiful perfect adorable girlfriend is in fact trans. Well sometime around 2 months ago, I was talking to my friend. He asked me how my girlfriend was, except he didn’t know (he hadn’t talked to her in a year or two) that she was trans. I calmly said that her name was not the one he was using anymore and that she was transitioning to female. He was cool with that, obviously, because I’m a trans guy and have been open to my close friends about that for several years. But here’s what got me. I showed him pictures of her and I that we had taken the weekend before… and he just got really creepy. He started talking about how he “has always been turned on my girls with dicks” (mind you he knew we were together at the time) and that he “has always wanted to f**k her anyways”. I laughed it off because I thought he was maybe joking, but then went on to gush about the photos and talk about if she owned butt plugs (I know, what the heck?). At this point I started getting visibly upset, telling him to please stop talking about her in this context and that she was my girlfriend. He told me “sorry, I’m just into traps” which made it even worse because she’s not a “trap” shes a beautiful kind funny girl and I was just incredibly uncomfortable at this point. Now you’d think he’d stop? I did too. Later that day I find out that he’s been messaging her (because she told me he was being weird), and the same guy starts talking about “do you own buttplugs” and “you’re so gorgeous” and “we should be friends with benefits”. So she comes back to me, let’s name her for the sake of ease, Alice. Alice comes to me and tells me about this, so I go back and tell the guy to stop, and some other stuff along the lines “I told you we were dating so why are you flirting with her? I thought we were friends.” and this guy starts crying and just dude you have no reason to feel bad you litterally just tried to coax my girlfriend into having sex with you. And he’s like “I hope we can be friends” but yeah no that’s not happening.

Basically what I’m trying to say- this guy didn’t see her as my “girlfriend” or even a “girl” at all. He saw Alice as a fetish or a “trap” and didn’t understand that it wasn’t appropriate to treat her or I like that. It just made me realize how gross a lot of people are. Again transwomen are godesses. How do you guys do it.

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For the Anon who asked me something with Kanjiklub. I hope you like it!

SQUID BY THE OCEAN ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sarada is not on the same row with Boruto, she actually at his back.

But she still came near to Boruto just to stop him from yawning lol

Her attention in babysitting Boruto is funny and cute af HAHAHA

Everyone is swooning and getting shy at Kagura meanwhile Sarada was just like, “mkay not bad”

AND OF COUUURRSSSSEEEEEEEEEE THE FUCKING SQUID SCENEEEEEE

Remember Sasuke and Sakura’s first date was by the ocean? Well looks like their daughter’s first date is also by the ocean :”>

THE BORUSARA MOMENTS EVERY EPISODE IS KILLING ME. THESE TWO WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MY SHIPPER HEART WILL GONNA EXPLODE.

I STILL GOTTA GO TO WORK AND I HAVEN’T PREPARED YET HAHAHAHAHA ALL THESE FOR BORUSARA XD I HOPE I WONT BE LATE. KBYE.

P.S.

Anti’s saying “WTF SP STOP SHOVING BORUSARA ON OUR FACES!!!”

Aren’t you guys suppose to think that these interactions are just normal since they’re classmates and friends and shouldn’t be viewed as something romantic? So you guys view this as romantic development too? You guys are unconsciously agreeing that they can be more than friends? ROFL

Okay, finally got some time to draw the recent design of Bruce on the computer. I put the older design and the new one side by side. Like I said, I was going to work with what I had and improve it. (I’m also seeing that I’m improving with details somehow, even though the last time I drew Bruce wasn’t so long ago? wtf?) 

What do you guys think?