wtf are you doing it's 3am

But has anyone thought about all the kids learning to live with each other’s BAD HABITS like:

- “You leave your socks everywhere and I’m about to slam dunk you in a hamper” 

- “I keep avoiding the dishes because you always make me do them again for doing them wrong in the first place”

- “Stop being an ass by playing obnoxious music while other people are studying”

- “Why are there???? Books everywhere???”

 - “Who keeps tracking mud in without wiping their shoes because they’re gonna be the one scrubbing”

- “Whoever keeps snoring through five walls is going to be introduced to death by smothering”

- “Whoever sheds that much hair needs to see a doctor wtf”

- “Someone keeps eating all the instant ramen that is MY FLAVOR and they’re going to die a slow painful death”

- “GO TO SLEEP ALREADY ITS 3AM AND YOURE WATCHING NETFLIX IN THE LIVING ROOM”

- “You know way more about Llamas with Hats than any normal person does, should I be concerned”

- “STOP COOKING IF ALL YOU DO IS BURN SHIT WE DONT EVEN HAVE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER ANYMORE”

- “DO NOT PUT YOUR NASTY SHOES UP ON THE COUCH WERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN”

- “WHY ARE YOU BRUSHING YOUR TEETH OVER THE KITCHEN SINK YOU HEATHEN”

- “…do I wanna know about the slippers.” 

- “…on second thought no, I really don’t want to hear about how much you passive aggressively hate your neighbor”

- “Nobody vacuums at FIVE IN THE MORNING”

- “Shut up about your crappy Sci-Fi movie, it’s my turn for the big TV and I’m watching my stories”

- “Everyone needs to put their cups in the sink right now or I’m hiding all the cups” 

- “Yes this meme is funny but it doesn’t have to have a WALL devoted to it”

- “You cheat at Mario Kart and are now forever banned” 

- “I love all those animals your rescue but 1) they can’t live with us and 2) THEY CAN NOT LIVE IN MY ROOM”

- “You always say the same damn phrase when you wake me up and now I have a Pavlovian response to HATE that phrase”

 Like just 

Bad habits

Avengers Chatroom: Insomnia
  • Y/N has created a chatroom.
  • Y/N has invited Tony, Sam, Wanda, Nat, Vision, Clint, Bucky, Steve.
  • Y/N: Hi.
  • Y/N: Hello.
  • Y/N: who's awake
  • Y/N: I'm bored
  • Wanda: Y/N it's 3am
  • Y/N: ... I'm aware
  • Wanda: So go to sleep, everyone else is probably asleep as well.
  • Y/N: I can't :(
  • Wanda: I will make you a drink my mother used to make Pietro and I when we couldn't sleep. Brb.
  • Wanda has left the chat.
  • Odin has joined the chat.
  • Y/N: Wtf
  • Odin: Hello, Midgardian.
  • Y/N: I must be hallucinating
  • Odin: You are not.
  • Y/N: why ... How ...
  • Odin: Do you really think that Asgard wouldn't be able to have internet? It is the most technologically advanced realm. Talking to you from one realm to another is easy.
  • Y/N: damn that's some good WiFi you have there
  • Odin: It is.
  • Y/N: so like.. Can u add Thor
  • Odin: AGAIN WITH MY INCESSANT BROTHER! I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ON THIS CHAT FOR FIVE MINUTES AND HE IS REQUESTED! I AM FAR MORE SUPERIOR THAN THAT FOOL!
  • Y/N: WAIT WHAT. LOKI?
  • Odin: No? What? Loki? My son is dead. I must go - Asgard calls. King duty, yes, goodbye.
  • Y/N: WAIT
  • Odin: Yes?
  • Y/N: add Thor before u leave pls
  • Odin has left the chat.
  • Y/N: No chill, that one has.
  • Nat: Sleep, you must. NOW.
  • Y/N: I am waiting for Wanda.
  • Nat: Bed right after.
  • Y/N: Yes, mom. Night <3
  • Nat: Night.
  • Nat has left the chat.
  • Steve: how do I switch off notifications on my phone
  • Y/N: Suffer with me.
  • Steve: Fine.
  • Y/N: this is why you're my favorite :)
  • Tony: excUSE ME
  • Y/N: Aren't you supposed to be asleep
  • Tony: I never sleep. Working on a new suit.
  • Y/N: This whole time you were awake but didn't say anything.
  • Tony: Um, so Loki is alive and stuff.
  • Steve: We should discuss the whole Loki thing later on
  • Y/N: oh Wanda is here, night guys!
  • Y/N has left the chat.
  • Steve: I sacrificed my sleep for you. And you just leave. Y/N why.
  • Steve has left the chat.
  • Tony: alone, again :(
  • Tony has left the chat.
  • Odin has joined the chat.
  • Odin: Fools! They never suspected it is I, Loki!
  • Vision: Yes they did, if you'd read the chat you'd see they know it is you.
  • Odin: Who tf are u
  • Vision: I am Vision.
  • Odin: K.
  • Odin has left the chat.
  • Vision has left the chat.

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anonymous asked:

OMG YOU LOOK SO SMOL AND FLUFFY I JUST WANT TO HUG YOU (and i lowey ship you with Jimin). I'm sure that your hands are also very small right

MY HANDS ARE ACTUALLY VERY SMOL, they are 14.5 cm lmao

OK NOW ITS TIME TO “ let’s do some random shit with Sarah at 3 am)

Do u see Jimin hand? This is my hand compared to his hand

ok now let’s try with Tae

OK WTF IT LOOKS LIKE THE BEAR AND THE CHILD

Anyway it was “let’s do some random shit with Sarah at 3am”

garden gnomes and group chats

Sirius to felons or falcons: im ready to pass or die

Remus: I literally sent you a study package two weeks ago 

Peter: i left u my notes from last semester what are you doing with your life? 

Sirius: not studying 

Sirius: I thought that was really obvious

Sirius: cmon guys get with the program 


James to Remus: i left snape a step by step instruction manual on how to properly wash his hair 

James: its in his locker 

James: what do u think are the odds that he’ll actually figure out how a shower works?

Remus: first of all: oh my god 

Remus: secondly: good job.

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anonymous asked:

M&T boys reaction when their s/o tickles them. (You can allso add their most ticklish place as a headcanon)

Sakamaki Version


Ruki [Nape]: “What are you doing–” *lets out a small chuckle and frowns* “Livestock, I cannot read like… this. A… are you seeking for a punishment?”

Kou [Sides]: *laughing and squirming around* “M-Neko-chan, stop it, not fair~!! Haha, since you’re b-begging for it… eat this~!” *proceeds to tickle s/o back*

Yuma [Lower back]: “A-ah, don’t do that Sow! F-fuck, hahah, get your hands off!” *nearly jumps* “O-oi, don’t tickle my damn butt!!”

Azusa [Cheeks]: “E-Eve… hahah… don’t, do that… i-it tickles… h-hehe~” *shakes his head slightly* “W-won’t you hurt me… instead?”

Carla [Palms]: “L-let go of my hand, human. That’s an order…” *muffles a soft laugh* “Are you deaf? Stop it this… instance!” *grumbles to avoid laughter*

Shin [Stomach]: “H-hey, s-stop thahaha!” *bends over slightly whilst laughing* “Stop l-laughing at me! I’ll turn you i-into a.. h-hah, a nutcracker if you don’t stop!”

  • me: hey, hey calum. guess what.
  • calum: woah wtf you doing in my room
  • me: it's just...you're like perfection
  • calum: ...
  • me: some kind of holiday
  • calum: yeah no, i'm calling the police
  • me: but-
  • calum: get out.
  • me: but do I...gotta get out?
  • calum: leave.
  • me: wait-
  • calum: what.
  • me: does this mean i'm....taking the long way home?
  • calum: get the fuck out I swear to god.