wtf are u talking

Painted a hurt Fenris and Hawke sneaked in there to kiss him better - went from pure angst to 100% fluff, I do not regret.

ask me what i mean when i say love, because it never comes out the same and it changes after every empty bottle. after every ashtray, every off hand comment. i’ve always fallen for consistency but i am such a hypocrite. i’ve always fallen down stairs after a couple drinks but tonight i think i’ll be fine. i think tonight i’ll stay alive. i’m already on the second one anyways.
—  a.m

okay but how much do you wanna bet lance is super into popping pimples. like.. he always offers to pop keiths and keiths always like ‘wtf no u sicko???’ and then lance will spend his free time on youtube watching dr pimple popper videos and trying to show keith 

*pimple pops*

lance: ah you see that keith?? thats the money shot right there 

keith: 🖕🏼🙂🖕🏼

How I see Oumami
  • Rantaro: why did u take my wax statue and hang it in ur room
  • Ouma: wtf r u talking about amami-chan
  • Rantaro: it's hanging upside down. right there. *points*
  • Ouma: idk what ur talking about *pictures of amami falls out of his pocket*
  • Rantaro:
  • Ouma:
  • Rantaro:
  • Ouma: I can explain-

anonymous asked:

is love a social construct? 🤔🤔 (tag this #phandomlovediscourse and tag 3+ of your mutuals, let’s start a discussion) note- this is just for fun*

Lol I was just tagged in one of these
I think love is a real human emotion, but the industry and stereotypes behind it are constructs of society.
@sadistdan @howelljesus @princephil

  • Johnny: ew wtf pony, what's that on Ur face??
  • Ponyboy: uh? what are u talking about?? there isn't anything
  • Johnny: oh... Then that means..
  • Ponyboy: what
  • Johnny: Ur just naturally ugly,, yikes™ sorry man
  • Ponyboy: :) *eye twitches*
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Septiplier is a really nice ship

But it’s fictional and people need to respect that. Please don’t tag them in romance-implied posts and DON’T ATTACK THEIR ACTUAL RELATIONSHIPS??? what the hell ??

okay bUT WHAT IF
when Lydia remember Stiles, he hears it too?
imagine him sitting in the train station all desperate realizing he will never be saved and then he hears “what the hell is a Stiles?”
So he starts to look around asking the person sitting next to him “did you say something?”

then he hears “a fields medal.” he fricks out asking another person “did you hear that?” and the person is like wtf r u talking about THEN HE HEARS
“just try to slow your breathing..shhh..” THAT’S WHEN HE START TO WALK TOWARD THE VOICE when he hears “I read once that holding your breath could stop a panic attack so.. WHEN I KISSED YOU..”
STILES ALREADY JUMPING INTO THE FUCKING TUNNEL WHEN THE LAST MEMORY REPEATS
“WHEN I KISSED YOU..”
“STILES KEEP GOING! I CAN SEE YOU DON’T STOP KEEP GOING”

whAT IF