In 2009, Binder Park Zoo in Michigan decided to capitalize on the erotic world of animal fucking by inviting 30 couples to drink champagne and watch some beasties get it on. Tour guides would then regale couples with animal sex stories, such as how you can make cheetahs horny using Jovan Musk perfume. Or they could just watch monkeys dong it up right in front of their stupid human faces. And that’s not an exaggeration – according to that link, some of the primates like to bone “as close as possible to the spectators.”
But what if you’re one of the unlucky ones who didn’t get to see a yak sling some dick? Don’t worry your pretty little head about it none – they have a DVD presentation at the end of the tour. Nobody gets cheated at Binder Park Zoo, baby. You came to see some animal fucking, and by god, you’re going to see some animal fucking.