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In 2009, Binder Park Zoo in Michigan decided to capitalize on the erotic world of animal fucking by inviting 30 couples to drink champagne and watch some beasties get it on. Tour guides would then regale couples with animal sex stories, such as how you can make cheetahs horny using Jovan Musk perfume. Or they could just watch monkeys dong it up right in front of their stupid human faces. And that’s not an exaggeration – according to that link, some of the primates like to bone “as close as possible to the spectators.”

But what if you’re one of the unlucky ones who didn’t get to see a yak sling some dick? Don’t worry your pretty little head about it none – they have a DVD presentation at the end of the tour. Nobody gets cheated at Binder Park Zoo, baby. You came to see some animal fucking, and by god, you’re going to see some animal fucking.

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so i may have hit 1k?? why do you all follow me like serioulsy im such a nerd omg. i started this blog nearly a year ago and its always been trash tbh

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS THIS MEME ILY, YOU CUTIES!! <3

Here are some people who are v great and make me happy when the come up on my dash/notifications! 

(Italics-some of my favourites! Bold-friends/extra cool people/ily)

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@2022howell @actualenjolras1832 @amazingphanisnotongames-crafts @amazingsuggisnotonfire @angeliclester @aphanofmanythings @aurorasmist @bookishlester @bowties-are-yellow @brieflyholydragon @buttercreamphan 

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@hornylester @hotchocolateprincess @iamchrisplant @inaliv @itshardtothinkofacoolusername @justsophan @kewlness-llama @lonelyqueener @merrymidnightmelodies @mirrorbuttphan @mylivingphantasy 

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@ohboyitsphantrash @phandomrandom @phanjesus @phanrambles @phans-book @philphandom @pinof01

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@socially-awkward–teen @son-solo-palabras @space-plant-boys @spanielhowell @teslatrash @thatweirdbritishblog @tommolovesdimples @wefoundfandomland

Also thanks to my irl friends

@chloeonthebarricade 
aka Lina Lamont, the person who puts up with my presence most of the time and laughs at my awful puns. (shes great btw follow her!!)

@geekyphan 
my fellow trash, who fangirls with me most of the time (also great, follow!!!1!!)

and @lukeslittlepenguinxx 
a great human who plays the guitar and lets me sing along (also great ^^)

Thank you to everyone who follows me idk why you do my blog is trash tbh!!
i love you all!! <33 

(also im sorry if i forgot anybody ily all!!!)

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Para que esto haya nacido tal como lo veis ha ocurrido lo siguiente

A) Alguien ve un vídeo de un cangrejo con un cuchillo

B) Lo pone del revés

C) Le pone la guinda con el sonido

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Recordad que Álvaro es el señor que tuvo los cojones de lanzarse a hacer realidad las HUEVÓNDIGAS (albóndigas rellenas de huevo con bacon).

El fin de semana siguiente al post de las rosas de manzana, Bruno se puso manos a la obra

Primero espolvoreas la masa con un poco de harina y la estiras un poco con un rodillo o una botella:

Colocas medias lonchas de chorizo o de bacon o de las dos alternándolas:

Doblas la mitad de la masa sin cubrir hacia arriba y lo enrollas todo con cuidado (especialmente las de bacon, se rompen más fácil):

Hasta que tengas un hermoso ramo de flores de bacon y chorizo:

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Qué osito de peluche más mono

SI alguien se lo regalase a un niño le daría mis dies