“It’s not that Rey’s a woman that bothers me, it’s just that she has no reason to be spontaneously good at everything like Luke and Anakin were!”
“I’m fine with black superheroes but if Johnny Storm’s black and Sue isn’t then it doesn’t make any sense and it’ll pull me right out of the movie!”
“Look, female comedies are all fine and good but Ghostbusters just doesn’t work if it’s not about men!”
“This isn’t about messing up Mary Jane’s race, it’s about ruining her personality which I can totally tell is all wrong based on the wardrobe in a few photos!”
Third verse, same as the first: a little bit louder and a little bit worse.